Clever Signage
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>> Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
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>> "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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>> In a Podiatrist's office:
>> "Time wounds all heels."
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>> At an Optometrist's Office:
>> "If you don't see what you're looking for,
>> you've come to the right place."
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>> On a Plumber's truck:
>> "We repair what your husband fixed."
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>> On another Plumber's truck:
>> "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
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>> At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
>> "Invite us to your next blowout."
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>> At a Towing company:
>> "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
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>> On an Electrician's truck:
>> "Let us remove your shorts."
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>> In a Non-smoking Area:
>> "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
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>> On a Maternity Room door:
>> "Push. Push. Push."
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>> At a Car Dealership:
>> "The best way to get back on your feet -miss a car payment."
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>> Outside a Muffler Shop:
>> "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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>> In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
>> "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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>> At the Electric Company
>> "We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
>> However, if you don't, you will be."
>> **************************
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>> In a Restaurant window:
>> "Don't stand there and be hungry;
>> come on in and get fed up."
>> **************************
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>> In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
>> "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
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>> At a Propane Filling Station:
>> "Thank heaven for little grills."
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>> And don't forget the sign at a
>> CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:
>> "Best place in town to take a leak."
>> **************************
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>> And the best one for last............
>> Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
>> "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
>>
>>
>> "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many."See More
>>
>> ...
>> Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
>>
>>
>> "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
>> **************************
>>
>> In a Podiatrist's office:
>> "Time wounds all heels."
>>
>> At an Optometrist's Office:
>> "If you don't see what you're looking for,
>> you've come to the right place."
>> **************************
>>
>> On a Plumber's truck:
>> "We repair what your husband fixed."
>> **************************
>>
>> On another Plumber's truck:
>> "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
>> **************************
>>
>> At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
>> "Invite us to your next blowout."
>> **************************
>>
>> At a Towing company:
>> "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
>> **************************
>>
>> On an Electrician's truck:
>> "Let us remove your shorts."
>> **************************
>>
>> In a Non-smoking Area:
>> "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
>> **************************
>>
>> On a Maternity Room door:
>> "Push. Push. Push."
>> **************************
>>
>> At a Car Dealership:
>> "The best way to get back on your feet -miss a car payment."
>> **************************
>>
>> Outside a Muffler Shop:
>> "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
>> **************************
>>
>> In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
>> "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
>> **************************
>>
>> At the Electric Company
>> "We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
>> However, if you don't, you will be."
>> **************************
>>
>> In a Restaurant window:
>> "Don't stand there and be hungry;
>> come on in and get fed up."
>> **************************
>>
>> In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
>> "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
>> **************************
>>
>> At a Propane Filling Station:
>> "Thank heaven for little grills."
>> **************************
>>
>> And don't forget the sign at a
>> CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:
>> "Best place in town to take a leak."
>> **************************
>>
>> And the best one for last............
>> Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
>> "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
>>
>>
>> "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many."See More