CLAUDE ALMIGHTY!!!

Oh shut up! Everyone knows Claude isn't real.

PS. Next time I think of someone who has a lot of free time on their hands, I'll think of you.

There's already a typo in the first chapter.

I'm surprised no one, especially Claude, still hasn't pointed out the obvious mistake after all these threads. :rolleyes:

Claude is God? Hmmmm. I guess that really does make me an atheist, huh?

Time for some music methinks.

Here's one that shows how dyslexic Ozzy Osbourne is. In the song he states "I don't believe that God is dead", the lyrics were actually written down as "I don't believe that Claude is dead".


Here are the original lyrics, not the ones Ozzy is vocalising:

Some of the lyrics I posted were changed.

The word "s|nners" was replaced with "Rifflers", and the word S@t@n was replaced by the word "Riffle".

Hmm.

Bear with me for a while.

Here's some music while you wait:


I knew it.

The Prophecy is coming true.

If you type the word S@t@n in to a post on the OT Forum, 666 times while listening to Nevaeh Ot Yawriarts, it replaces S@t@n with the word Riffle.

People who believe that Claude is of the Gods, have infiltrated the engine room of the OT Forum and placed this "surprise" on the server. Pure evidence of the subliminal tactics that will be used in the propaganda wars to come.

It has been foretold though, that Rifflers will develop a similar bot. Both Rifflers and Clods use these bots to portray their respective leaders in a benevolent Big Brotherly kind of way.

Look for the portents.

Posts which paint the entity known as Riffle in a positive light will slowly start going viral, such as:

Sympathy for the Riffle;

The Rolling Stones - Sympathy For The Devil - A...

Running with the Riffle;

Van Halen - Runnin' With The Devil (music video)...

Riffleland ain't a bad place to be,

AC/DC Hell Ain't A Bad Place To Be live in 1977...

etc., etc.

In the next part of the prophecy, Clods respond with their own similar subliminal campaign, although they take the "low budget" path.

They start well with "The Riffle went down to Georgia".


However, due to the low budget, the p-grade actor they hired for a promotional video portraying the main character (named Claude - no relation) causes some controversy in the next part of the prophecy.

Due to the low budget approach, the actor is seen clearly as having a full head of hair. Nothing wrong with that. You could call it artistic license I guess.

According to the prophecy, Edward Snowdon, via Wikileaks will release the original casting directive memo sent out by the producers of the video. The leaked memo specifically requests a somewhat different look for Claude (no relation).

They didn't want anyone with a full head of hair. What they were after was someone who looked more like someone called Claude (no relation). They originally called for an actor who had a "full head with a hair on it".

One half of the world's people, the Rifflists, will be rolling on the floor laughing at the expense of the Clodists. This will cause that half of humanity to whirl around on the spot in a trance like state of pure rage.

And that is the final stage of the prophecy. The final collapse of all we know will be upon us.

For it is foretold that when the world's population is divided between Whirling Whitacres and ROFLing Rifflers, the end has already happened.

You have been warned. Look for the signs.

And on that note I'd like to wish Warriors one and all, a Merry Claudemas and a Riffling New Year.