my POODLE is NOODLE

by gareth

Posted: 17 years ago 25 replies

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When You Fall - I Will Catch You

When You Surrender - I Fight On for YOU

When all Is Forgotten - I Will Remember you

When all is Lost - I Will Find You

And These are the days of our lives...

Thomas

17 years ago

Originally Posted by gareth

When You Fall - I Will Stand

When You Surrender - I will Conquer

When all Is Forgotten - I will Awaken

When all is Lost - I will Take Everything

I am Your Master

You're not much of a master boyo: When all is lost, what is it you're conquering? And what'll be left to take? And, even if there is anything left to conquer or take, since we'll all have amnesia, we'll be none the wiser, so why ever bother telling us in the first place!? (And we won't remember that you're the master anyway.)

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gareth 17 years ago

I am Immortal and Invincible.

Beat that sucker.
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- ThomM 17 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by gareth
  
  I am Immortal and Invincible.
  
  Beat that sucker.
  
  If you stopped beating that sucker, you wouldn't have these illusions.
  
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gareth 17 years ago

I'm not feeling profound at the moment, I'll be back later.
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- Steven Wagenheim 17 years ago
  
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HeySal 17 years ago

Master "this", oh ye wooly zippered freakazoid.

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myob

17 years ago

Originally Posted by gareth

When You Fall - I Will Stand

When You Surrender - I will Conquer

When all Is Forgotten - I will Awaken

When all is Lost - I will Take Everything

I am Your Master

I really do admire and respect a man who can still say that ...

... after going mano a mano with me for 15 seconds.

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Patrician

17 years ago

Originally Posted by gareth

When You Fall - I Will Stand

When You Surrender - I will Conquer

When all Is Forgotten - I will Awaken

When all is Lost - I will Take Everything

I am Your Master

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HEHEHEHEHEEEHEHEHEEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

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Kay King 17 years ago

Gareth - sober up!
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jacktackett 17 years ago

Really now, those of you who think you know everything are beginning to piss off those of us who do know everything....

And if that offends you - go see Figure 1 in Sal's post ;-)

--Jack

ps - I was going to go with "Gareth, Wake up! You're dreaming again", but I liked Kay's response better....
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gareth 17 years ago

I am the master of all mankind.

I am immortal and Invincible.

I am a center of power and influence.
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Mike Horgan 17 years ago

That's nice for you - well done!
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artwebster 17 years ago

When You Fall - I Will Stand - because it was me that knocked you down

When You Surrender - I will Conquer - because it was me that attacked you

When all Is Forgotten - I will Awaken - because I am truly a coward at heart

When all is Lost - I will Take Everything - because I know where you lost it.

I am Your Master - because you are dumb enough to let me be so.
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gareth 17 years ago

When You Fall - I Will Stand - because it was me that knocked you down like the dog you are.

When You Surrender - I will Conquer - because it was me that attacked you and mercilessly slaughtered you like the sniveling butt hound you are.

When all Is Forgotten - I will Awaken - because I am truly a true genius at heart.

When all is Lost - I will Take Everything - because I know where you lost it you dumb sucker.

I am Your Master - my DONG is KONG bend over and take it Mother F*&%ker.
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- Ron Kerr 17 years ago
  
  Another drunk Kiwi.
  
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gareth 17 years ago

Whats the hells going on here !!!

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- Kay King 17 years ago
  
  Gareth - remember objects in some mirrors may appear larger than they are.
  
  I think your brain is broke, though. But then, my pup has a doggy kong toy...it's not very big. Kind of round and squishy come to think of it.
  
  Ok - now I don't want think about this any more.
  
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HeySal 17 years ago

Your dong is kong? Do you really want to tell us that?
Don't you know that most of us know trivia...........
like the fact that gorilla "dongs" are ridiculously small for the
size of the gorilla.........Kong - that would make you about
uh..........average.

Oh well, I guess having us realize you are average is an
improvement of sorts.
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gareth 17 years ago

Don't mess with me people.
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- HeySal 17 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by gareth
  
  Don't mess with me people.
  
  Word that, dude. I wouldn't even consider it -- really. Especially if it means contact or anything continentally close to it. Trust me on this one.
  
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derekwong28 17 years ago
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- HeySal 17 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by derekwong28
  
  Uuuuuhhh.....uummm...okaaay? Uh....Interesting house, Derek. Is it yours? Um....do you have kiwi bloodlines?
  
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  Kay King 17 years ago
  
  Guess it's better to draw on the roof than the driveway.
  
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derekwong28 17 years ago

I wished I had a house like that but this is the story behind it

Teenager draws penis on parents' roof to lure Google Earth | UK news | guardian.co.uk

Apparently, it was based on this

Gareth, he must your earlier incarnation. I see you tried to make us look silly by altering the title of your thread but you could not alter the poll title itself.
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