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Genious or Idiot?...

by garyv
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  • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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    lol ... I suspect that he may end up with some injuries
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  • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
    Yes, she'll show him and his stuff Broken Bad.
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  • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
    If you your idea for a romantic dinner involves McDonald's and candles, you might be a poor lover.

    If you forget to Tivo Breaking Bad on Valentine's Day, you might be a poor lover...

    If you ???, you might be a poor lover.
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  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
    If you confuse the points of entry, you might be a poor lover.
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    • Profile picture of the author Richard Van
      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      If you confuse the points of entry, you might be a poor lover.
      I was going to write something, then I felt Paul creeping up behind with the ban hammer, so I decided it wouldn't be fair on Claude.
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      Wibble, bark, my old man's a mushroom etc...

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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      If you confuse the points of entry, you might be a poor lover.
      OK, smart guy!

      Besides the ears and nasal passages...what else is there?

      "If you think foreplay means begging..you might be a poor lover"

      "If your partner laughs and points...you might be a poor lover"

      "If your partner fantasizes about feeding the cat, while you are having sex, you might be a poor lover"

      "If you consider "are you done yet" as pillow talk, you might be a poor lover"

      "If the only way your wife can enjoy sex, is if you wear your bunny suit, you might be Riffle"


      Originally Posted by Richard Van View Post

      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      If you confuse the points of entry, you might be a poor lover.

      I was going to write something, then I felt Paul creeping up behind with the ban hammer, so I decided it wouldn't be fair on Claude.

      Mr. Van; Never put the words "Points of entry", "Paul", "creeping up behind", and "Claude" in the same post again.
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