Joke Time :) (1 or 2)
(1)
Judge Asked Husband: why do you want to divorce your wife..??
Husband: she smokes in Bed...
Judge: well that's not a reason for divorce..
Husband: yeah but also she likes to use my ear as an ashtray!!!!
---------------------------------------------------------------------
(2)
A man received message from his neighbor.
Sorry sir I am using your wife.
I am using day and night.
I am using when u r not present at home.
In fact I am using more than U R using.
I confess this because now I feel very much guilt.
Hope U will accept my sincere apologies.
Man went home and had a big fight with his wife.
Few minutes later he received another massage.
Sorry Sir spelling / auto correct mistake ...
it's not wife but WIFI.
Judge Asked Husband: why do you want to divorce your wife..??
Husband: she smokes in Bed...
Judge: well that's not a reason for divorce..
Husband: yeah but also she likes to use my ear as an ashtray!!!!
---------------------------------------------------------------------
(2)
A man received message from his neighbor.
Sorry sir I am using your wife.
I am using day and night.
I am using when u r not present at home.
In fact I am using more than U R using.
I confess this because now I feel very much guilt.
Hope U will accept my sincere apologies.
Man went home and had a big fight with his wife.
Few minutes later he received another massage.
Sorry Sir spelling / auto correct mistake ...
it's not wife but WIFI.