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Naked Wife

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.

After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,...

"Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"
  • Profile picture of the author Richard Van
    I have heard that before but thank you for reminding me.
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  • Profile picture of the author Ken Leatherman
    Originally Posted by awesummer View Post

    Naked Wife

    A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.

    After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,...

    "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"
    Anyone have $800 I can borrow.
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  • Profile picture of the author j0k3r
    lol, read this once before but still laughing now...
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    • Profile picture of the author Geosinindo
      actually i have heard that before but that is still make me laugh, lol
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  • Profile picture of the author subisa852
    It's super funny! I wonder what is the facial expression of the wife after the husband said the last line. LOL.
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  • Profile picture of the author Chosen2013
    LoL, haven't heard this one before
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    Teacher to student: “Make a sentence using the word “I”
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    A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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      Why did the cross-eyed teacher lose her job? Because she couldn't control her pupils!
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  • Guy goes to see his Doc.

    "I'd like you to take a look at my dick."

    "Okay," says the Doc. "Let's see."

    So the guy unzips his pants and tugs it out.

    His muscles ripple like he is wrestlin' a boa constrictor.

    He heaves it onto the Doc's desk with a THWAP, and as the sunlight gasps at the prospect of illuminatin' its veiny exterior, furniture shakes an' pill bottles rattle on shelves.

    The Doc takes out his stethoscope an' listens.

    He prods the skin, takes a pulse.

    He grabs the guy's dick in both hands and hauls it over, lookin' in close with an eyepiece, an'measurin' all dimensions with a coupla rulers.

    After 5 minutes, the Doc shrugs an' says, "gotta tellya, I can't see anythin' wrong with your dick."

    The guy throws his hands behind his head an' beams back a huge grin.

    "I know. F*ckin' gorgeous, ain't it?"
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    A woman is discussing her future husband with her mother.

    "So what does Claude do for a living?" asks the mother.

    "He sells vacuum cleaners".

    "Oh good, that'll give him plenty of time to look for a job".
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