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Always check under the bed.

by sandman123
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Stunning news this morning out of New Jersey, as reports of police discovering the body of a young woman under a motel bed have been confirmed. The owners of the motel asked that their name and location be omitted from news reports to protect their business.

The body, which has yet to be identified, was found by a person staying in the room.

"I dropped the television remote, and when I went to check under the bed I found her. It was like something out of a scary movie," said Aaron Silver, the man staying in the room.

According to initial reports by the medical examiner on-scene, it appears as though the body lay undisturbed in the room for about 5 years. There was a normal amount of rot and decay on the body to suggest that it had not been moved or touched over the course of that time.

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  • Profile picture of the author BigFrank
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    Originally Posted by sandman123 View Post

    According to initial reports by the medical examiner on-scene, it appears as though the body lay undisturbed in the room for about 5 years.
    And in 5 years no one ever tried to push a suitcase under the bed? Those beds are not that big. Something smells funny and it ain't the corpse.

    Cheers. - Frank

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  • Profile picture of the author Gasen
    You sure it wasn't the boogie woman under the bed?
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  • Profile picture of the author Alexa Smith
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    You realise that that's a satire/comedy site, right?

    There's always one sentence, there, that gives it away: the clue, with this article, is in the words "it appears as though the body lay undisturbed in the room for about 5 years".


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    • Profile picture of the author Jason Ladlee
      I love this headline...

      "Man Arrested At Airport With 30 Pounds of Heroin In His Anus"

      (saw it scrolling at the top of the page with a few others).
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Originally Posted by mahabubseo View Post

      Though it's bad habit that daily check under bed but one can drop anything indecent mind. So, anyone should check under bed. Thanks.
      It may have been his Mommy?


      But the only dead thing under my bead is a Cockroach or two!

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  • Profile picture of the author mkgg
    Originally Posted by sandman123 View Post

    it appears as though the body lay undisturbed in the room for about 5 years. There was a normal amount of rot and decay on the body to suggest that it had not been moved or touched over the course of that time.
    I went to the site to read more and there are a lot of dead giveaway there

    “I clean that room every day. I noticed a smell several times, and told my manager,” said Anita Rodriguez, a housekeeper at the motel. “He told me to just use extra Febreeze in the room and it would go away eventually. I always hated cleaning that room.”

    hahaaa
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