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9 years ago

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Frank Donovan

9 years ago

Quote is for traditional 3 layer torch on felt:

Dismantle downpipe and bathroom waste pipe, to be reinstated on new roof.
remove guttering, facias. old mineral felt, and roofing boards.
install foil backed "celotex" insulation sheeting between roofing joists, allowing space for ventilation airflow.
fix "osb" roofing boards to joists.
fix angled tilting fillets at base of rendered wall, and along side of conservatory.
cut out chase into brickwork, minimum 25mm for lead flashing.
fit upvc facia cappit board, sides to have circular vents, end to have continuous vented strip.
all side to have drip edges formed at top of facia for mineral felt drip.
boarding to have 3 way mineral felt roofing membrane.
new guttering and downpipe to be fitted.
downpipe and bathroom waste to be reinstated.
all rubbish to be removed by licensed contractor.

Total cost £1,140.00 (includes VAT)

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Rick Rodd

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Frank Donovan

Quote is for traditional 3 layer torch on felt:

Dismantle downpipe and bathroom waste pipe, to be reinstated on new roof.
remove guttering, facias. old mineral felt, and roofing boards.
install foil backed "celotex" insulation sheeting between roofing joists, allowing space for ventilation airflow.
fix "osb" roofing boards to joists.
fix angled tilting fillets at base of rendered wall, and along side of conservatory.
cut out chase into brickwork, minimum 25mm for lead flashing.
fit upvc facia cappit board, sides to have circular vents, end to have continuous vented strip.
all side to have drip edges formed at top of facia for mineral felt drip.
boarding to have 3 way mineral felt roofing membrane.
new guttering and downpipe to be fitted.
downpipe and bathroom waste to be reinstated.
all rubbish to be removed by licensed contractor.

Total cost £1,140.00

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Now that's an awesome quote. Could we make it a £1000 to seal the deal?

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Frank Donovan 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Rick Rodd

Now that's an awesome quote. Could we make it a £1000 to seal the deal?

£1,000? You're killing me.

Okay, but make it cash.

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sr.20

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Frank Donovan

Quote is for traditional 3 layer torch on felt:

Dismantle downpipe and bathroom waste pipe, to be reinstated on new roof.
remove guttering, facias. old mineral felt, and roofing boards.
install foil backed "celotex" insulation sheeting between roofing joists, allowing space for ventilation airflow.
fix "osb" roofing boards to joists.
fix angled tilting fillets at base of rendered wall, and along side of conservatory.
cut out chase into brickwork, minimum 25mm for lead flashing.
fit upvc facia cappit board, sides to have circular vents, end to have continuous vented strip.
all side to have drip edges formed at top of facia for mineral felt drip.
boarding to have 3 way mineral felt roofing membrane.
new guttering and downpipe to be fitted.
downpipe and bathroom waste to be reinstated.
all rubbish to be removed by licensed contractor.

Total cost £1,140.00 (includes VAT)

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I need a quote for tarmaccing my driveway ??

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Frank Donovan 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Clarke Hanna

I need a quote for tarmaccing my driveway ??

How about:

Tarmac your drive like there's nobody watching!

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