Programming joke

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Posted: 12 years ago 10 replies

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As a programmer was leaving for work one day his wife called out to him, "On your way home can you get a loaf of bread, and if they've got any eggs, bring home a dozen."

He returned that night with a dozen loaves.

Alexa Smith Banned 12 years ago

An English engineer, statistician and mathematician are travelling together by train from London to Edinburgh. A few minutes after they cross the Scottish border, the train goes past a brown cow in a field.

"Look at that," says the engineer, "it seems clear to me that all the cows in Scotland in brown".

"This doesn't follow at all", says the statistician ... "it seems clear to me only that some cows in Scotland are brown".

"That doesn't follow, either", says the mathematician ... "it seems clear to me only that there exists in Scotland at least one cow at least one side of which is brown".

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Kurt 12 years ago

Does Steve Wozniak's house have windows?
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- whateverpedia 12 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Kurt
  
  Does Steve Wozniak's house have windows?
  
  Does Bill Gates eat apples?
  
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  limoge 12 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Kurt
  
  Does Steve Wozniak's house have windows?
  
  Originally Posted by whateverpedia
  
  Does Bill Gates eat apples?
  
  A good laugh
  
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  Kurt 12 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by whateverpedia
  
  Does Bill Gates eat apples?
  
  Depends on how much money he earns from jobs to pay for them.
  
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Kurt 12 years ago

There are 10 different kinds of people.

Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
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Rick Rodd 12 years ago

Two Questions programmers ask:

It doesn't work.... why?

It worked! why?
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joseph7384 12 years ago

Q: How many programmers does it take to fix a light bulb?

A: None. Because it’s a hardware problem.
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Michael Mayo 12 years ago

Kurt, to understand life the universe and everything you must add 101000 to your 10.

Have a Great Day!
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- Dennis Gaskill 12 years ago
  
  There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.
  
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