This was once sent to a direct mail piece. That may have been a sackable mistake in the early '90s but I wonder, it might be well received today. Possible attention grabber? I wouldn't be the one to test it though. http://www.snopes.com/business/consumer/*******.asp
Edit: Seems the system won't allow it because of the rude word in the URL. Just replace ******* with a person with divorced parents.