Something a client sent me...

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Don't know if he was insinuating something LOL, a client I've had for the last few years sent me this earlier and thought you guys would get a kick out of it.


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A man walks into a Silicon Valley pet store looking to buy a monkey. The store owner points towards three identical looking monkeys in politically-correct, animal-friendly natural mini-habitats.

"The one on the left costs $500," says the store owner.

"Why so much?" asks the customer.

"Because it can program in C," answers the store owner.

The customer inquires about the next monkey and is told, "That one costs $1500, because it knows Visual C++ and Object-Relational technology."

The startled man then asks about the third monkey. "That one costs $3000," answers the store owner.

"3000 dollars!!" exclaims the man. "What can that one do?"

To which the owner replies, "To be honest, I've never seen it do a single thing, but it calls itself a Consultant."
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  • Profile picture of the author DABK
    Hey, that's me!

    Originally Posted by iAmNameLess View Post


    To which the owner replies, "To be honest, I've never seen it do a single thing, but it calls itself a Consultant."
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    • doctor's have patients, not customers like a lowly auto repair businessman.

      A lawyer has clients.

      A salesperson dosn't want a bad perception, so they calls themselves "consultant".

      sometimes image helps, many times there's nothing else.

      IMO, and Experience



      Kirby (a salesperson and proud of it)
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  • Profile picture of the author Voasi
    LOL... nice.

    And you're charging him what, $1500? So he's getting a 50% price break.
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