Stop flirting with SEO

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We've all been there. You hear about SEO and look to find out more. Hear what amazing things can happen when you are good at SEO and how it can change your life...

Then, the flirting begins.

Starts off slowly, getting your head around things. Oh it is fun, being young and careless, will I SEO or wont I?? You get deeper and deeper into the clutches of SEO. So much promise, but you are almost afraid to go much further, too much time has passed...

Then sometimes, the flirting can go on too long. There is so much beating around the bush, no real progress is made. All that flirting and no result, no end product. You walk away feeling deflated, defeated. The flirting has left you exhausted and unsatisfied.

So stop flirting. Time for some commitment. Take SEO firmly and tell it that it will be yours, you are going to put 100% in now. You WILL have SEO, whether it likes it or not. Sure, the chase may be long at times, but totally worth it.

Time to commit. You will thank yourself for it later.
#flirting #fun #motivate #seo #stop
  • Profile picture of the author yukon
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    Thanks coach.

    Just don't tell us to hit the showers.
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    • Profile picture of the author ianeire
      Originally Posted by yukon View Post

      Thanks coach.

      Just don't tell us to hit the showers.
      A cold shower ALONE might do you good!!
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  • Profile picture of the author SEO-Dave
    Have you considered the sex story niche, I'm REALLY turned on after reading this thread :-)

    I think I'm the one in need of a cold shower!

    David
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  • Profile picture of the author ianeire
    Thanks for the replies guys, point is to TAKE ACTION!!!
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  • Profile picture of the author sweezeter
    Thanks coach for the daily dose of SEO inspiration!
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  • Profile picture of the author Kevin Maguire
    Did someone say man love? Nope...oh well I'm here now, might as well hang around.
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    • Profile picture of the author yukon
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      Originally Posted by Kevin Maguire View Post

      Did someone say man love? Nope...oh well I'm here now, might as well hang around.
      You mean hang around or, haaaang around?
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  • Profile picture of the author Mike Anthony
    Another entry in the Worthless Thread of the Year Contest?

    Strong contender
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    • Profile picture of the author ianeire
      Originally Posted by Mike Anthony View Post

      Another entry in the Worthless Thread of the Year Contest?

      Strong contender
      Really hoping to make it onto the podium this year, I am the competitive type
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      • Profile picture of the author Mike Anthony
        Originally Posted by ianeire View Post

        Really hoping to make it onto the podium this year, I am the competitive type
        Front and center my boy. thats how we do it. Then we let the pies to the face fly .
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  • Profile picture of the author NeedBucksNow
    LOL, that was pretty funny. I'de make sweet love to Google
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    • Profile picture of the author Mike Anthony
      Originally Posted by yukon View Post

      You mean hang around or, haaaang around?
      Just when you thought a thread couldn't get any worse
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    • Profile picture of the author yukon
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      Originally Posted by NeedBucksNow View Post

      LOL, that was pretty funny. I'de make sweet love to Google
      It could be worse, check out the moz followers. Now that's love!
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  • Profile picture of the author hipeopo02
    Now I dislike Ireland.
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    • Profile picture of the author yukon
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      Originally Posted by hipeopo02 View Post

      Now I hate Ireland.
      Rough crowd...

      Billy we don't say hate in class, we say dislike.

      Nothing wrong with Ireland, BTW.
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      • Profile picture of the author hipeopo02
        Originally Posted by yukon View Post

        Rough crowd...

        Billy we don't say hate in class, we say dislike.

        Nothing wrong with Ireland, BTW.
        edited, b****



        I used asterixes so the womanysts won't holler here at PCU.
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    • Profile picture of the author ianeire
      Originally Posted by hipeopo02 View Post

      Now I dislike Ireland.
      I don't mind you disliking me, but all of Ireland?? Where is the love?
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      • Profile picture of the author Mike Anthony
        Originally Posted by ianeire View Post

        I don't mind you disliking me, but all of Ireland?? Where is the love?
        If you stop wearing green there is hope for you as a nation
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  • Profile picture of the author rihsam
    Is there any point of firmly thinking about organic traffic or SEO in the age of social traffic?
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    • Profile picture of the author ianeire
      Originally Posted by rihsam View Post

      Is there any point of firmly thinking organic traffic or SEO in the age of social traffic /?
      Absolutely, social traffic is more hit and miss I find than organic.

      Easier to get clicks, yes, but if looking for long term subscribers or partners, then organic, SEO centered traffic is the way to go.
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  • Profile picture of the author ianeire
    Due to the great success of this thread, my new erotic-SEO themed book is in the pipeline (excuse the pun)

    Think 50 Shades meets The Art of SEO....
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  • Profile picture of the author hipeopo02
    Originally Posted by ianeire View Post

    We've all been there. You hear about SEO and look to find out more. Hear what amazing things can happen when you are good at SEO and how it can change your life...

    Then, the flirting begins.

    Starts off slowly, getting your head around things. Oh it is fun, being young and careless, will I SEO or wont I?? You get deeper and deeper into the clutches of SEO. So much promise, but you are almost afraid to go much further, too much time has passed...

    Then sometimes, the flirting can go on too long. There is so much beating around the bush, no real progress is made. All that flirting and no result, no end product. You walk away feeling deflated, defeated. The flirting has left you exhausted and unsatisfied.

    So stop flirting. Time for some commitment. Take SEO firmly and tell it that it will be yours, you are going to put 100% in now. You WILL have SEO, whether it likes it or not. Sure, the chase may be long at times, but totally worth it.

    Time to commit. You will thank yourself for it later.

    I rewrote it for you...

    Originally Posted by ianeire View Post

    I need an excuse to make a post so that my sig can be seen. This is that excuse. With this thread more people will see my sig than ever before....

    This is the thread for all to see my sig.

    Yes, my sig at the bottom. Have you not see my sig before?? It's a wonderful signature. Please take a look at my sig...

    Did I mention this thread is for the purpose of seeing my thread? There is so much beating around the bush, but not with me for this is my thread so you can see my siggy. Please look at my sig and click on it. It's a nice sig. Click on my sig damn you!

    Read my sig. Click my sig. Buy my shit. This thread's sole purpose is for you to see my sig.

    Time to commit. Click on my sig and make a purchase.
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    CLICK HERE! LOL
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  • Profile picture of the author yukon
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    hipeopo02 might need a hug.

    At least OP didn't ask how to increase his Alexa score.
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    • Profile picture of the author ianeire
      Originally Posted by yukon View Post

      hipeopo02 might need a hug.

      At least OP didn't ask how to increase his Alexa score.
      Group hug, give hipeopo02 some love?

      And I'm not opening that can of worms.....
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