When Terminator Writes Articles

This is something I always wanted to ask my clients. What do you mean, when you say, write me something I need it for SEO only. I ask for more details, and they're like, it doesn't matter because it's for SEO. What's that supposed to mean? It's like you're in a restaurant and you're about to order. So, when a waiter asks what would you like to order, you reply, it's all the same, I'm not going to eat it. Very confusing, indeed. Really, what's the catch with this SEO writing and articles?

I'm supposed to be a machine that writes articles with a strictly limited number of words, where certain words have to appear a specific number of times. Here comes the best part. I write as if I'm a machine only to have my articles being analyzed by another machine. For instance, Google analyzers or whatever. No wonder there are quite a few fully automatic writing and uploading tools.

Let's make something perfectly clear. The least of my concerns is to put a huge sign "going out of business" over my laptop. If you can find a machine that can match a writer's creativity, then good luck with that. At the same time, if you can find a writer to write you a decent article for a dollar or two, also good luck with that. I just couldn't care less if your "writer" is a man or a machine.

What's happening to articles, once they reach the SEO land? Does someone or something read them, process or analyze? It seems like they're less worthy, because they're used for SEO. If I were an article, then I would like to be a non-SEO article. Why? Because this will mean that someone is going to read me, sooner or later. What do I know, I just write what I have been told and paid to write. Yet, can you imagine a Terminator sitting patiently and writing his/its next article? Wouldn't that be a sight worth witnessing firsthand? Hasta la vista article, SEO baby!