Funny SEO Forum Comments

by yukon Banned
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We've all seen them in the SEO forum, the fail threads.

Here's the recap (names removed to protect the innocent):

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Hiii
Dear All,
I am SEO Executive, i want to know that how many factors in On page SEO.




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Hi fellow warriors,
This thread isn't made to show of but to tell you HOW I make $18,000 pcm via Adsense.

Now first of all:
I have 30 websites. This is a great deal and I do have to sacrifice some hours of the night after work to update my account and sites.

You might be wondering? 30 sites - that's a lot to handle and very hard work!
BUT I would like to tell you how I did it.

At the moment every one of the sites I have earn a minimum of $20 daily. That means I have $600 daily and $18,000 monthly.

I am from the UK so this comes to about £11,000 which is an excellent boost.
BUT this is how I MANAGED TO GET THIS INCOME I HAVE TODAY.

Now you might wondering this is impossible without investing, yes it is impossible without investing. I have invested $10,000 in to this.

^ So where has the $10,000 gone?
Okay well I was thinking if I do want to achieve this I will need loads of help because I am a 3 month newbie into SEO and Adsense. So I hired a company ( from Bangladesh) which guaranteed me 30 sites which would earn $20 per day and I was VERY doubtful! But after reading their reviews and what the payment conditions were it all seemed fair and it was.

They told me to make a $3500 escrow payment that wouldn't be available to them as funds and I could easily return it if I was not happy with the work. So I did make a huge escrow of $3500 which was in safe hands.

They took about 3 months and they guaranteed me constant earnings for minimum 3 years. I am now in year 2 and constantly earning $18,000 pcm! Once I went to $20,000 and the lowest I earned is $17,000. All methods were white hat as well. !

I have paid $10,000 to them as promised as they completed all the design, traffic which was helpful and provided me with stastics etc.

And that's how you make $18,000 as a newbie!




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Watch How I Earn $400-$500 Everyday Using Simple Techniques Within Adwords. Same Strategies Work With CB, Cps & Cpa Networks. The Best Part Is You'll Earn Commissions Years From Now Because Of The Back-end Reccuring Commission Structure.

So what's included?



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$4.95






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I paid a whole bunch of strangers to tell her what an awesome guy i was, you know, to butter her up...

But when i tried to make my move, she slapped me.

What should i do?

Should i ask those strangers to talk to her again and and take back all the good things they said about me?

Or should i keep paying even more strangers to keep telling her more good stuff about me?

Help!




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.com ranks higher than .net and the difference is really a lot..

You need to do double effort to rank a .net domain compared to .com...
#fail #seo #thread
  • Profile picture of the author options
    Come on Yukon there must be more than 4
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  • Profile picture of the author ilee
    I thought that fourth one was quite a funny thread.

    Trying to find one of those threads where someone offers a "high PR list building URLS" with 10 pages of thanks and 5 pages of "why are these URLS all spammed up?"
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    • Profile picture of the author Carl Brown
      I am really curious. What's the benefit of putting these threads in your sig? I know there's a reason behind it, but I can't figure it out.
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      • Profile picture of the author Mike Anthony
        Actually Yuke Number Four is very likely no fail. Not surprisingly it went right over most of the posters in that threads head. To me he is talking about fiverr and the stupidity of paying for links to to impress Google. The Op even follows up by saying

        The Girl is named beginning with a G and perhaps she was upset because the (strangers) telling the girl to like him don't seem "natural" . Anything is possible but to me the thread is a fail for the responses.
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        • Profile picture of the author yukon
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          Originally Posted by Ben Acharya View Post

          I was kinda scared you were gonna put my thread here. glad its not. the one that made me laugh all day was the second one. thats just utter nonsense!!
          Just the comments I thought were funny.





          Originally Posted by Carl Brown View Post

          I am really curious. What's the benefit of putting these threads in your sig? I know there's a reason behind it, but I can't figure it out.
          It's part of a larger plan to rule the world.

          Phase two involves a rabbit, a homemade parachute & a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20.








          Originally Posted by Mike Anthony View Post

          Actually Yuke Number Four is very likely no fail. Not surprisingly it went right over most of the posters in that threads head. To me he is talking about fiverr and the stupidity of paying for links to to impress Google. The Op even follows up by saying

          The Girl is named beginning with a G and perhaps she was upset because the (strangers) telling the girl to like him don't seem "natural" . Anything is possible but to me the thread is a fail for the responses.

          Maybe I should have titled the thread funny instead of fail?
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          • Profile picture of the author Mike Anthony
            Originally Posted by yukon View Post

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            Maybe I should have titled the thread funny instead of fail?
            Not too hilarious actually kind of depressing I knew there were some kids on here but when you see and read the responses and how many there are you realize how overrun the board is by kiddies.
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  • Profile picture of the author Ezra Anderson
    My personal favorite thread to read is the "Sticky: Build Mr Rank. BMR" thread. I don't even know why people are still posting there... :p
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  • Profile picture of the author rankingconsult
    that very funny .what is think of men?
    haa...
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    • Profile picture of the author ilee
      Originally Posted by rankingconsult View Post

      that very funny .what is think of men?
      haa...
      This needs to be up there
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    • Profile picture of the author nik0
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      Originally Posted by rankingconsult View Post

      that very funny .what is think of men?
      haa...
      You forgot to post your signature link.
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  • Profile picture of the author DeskCoder
    Sweet, I didn't make the list.

    EDIT: Add this one:
    Never use Private Blog Network on fiverr.
    Didn't even have to read the thread ... I was cracking up too much to click it.
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  • Profile picture of the author yukon
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    I've posted #5
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  • Profile picture of the author Suir1980
    Love all the WSOs with screenshots showing how they made thousands of dollars per month yet they are willing to sell their "secret" for change!
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    • Profile picture of the author yukon
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      Originally Posted by Suir1980 View Post

      Love all the WSOs with screenshots showing how they made thousands of dollars per month yet they are willing to sell their "secret" for change!
      Yeah, screenshots are always amusing. Nothing better than a self made millionaire sharing the love for $7.

      I'm only posting things I find in the SEO forum, I'm not messing with any paid threads, don't want to get banned (lol).
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      • Profile picture of the author WraithSarko
        dem 4 are probably just from today
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        I've spent the last 59 months building 412 MFA sites. Each site averages 8 cents per day...I said average, some make up to 17 cents per day, PASSIVE INCOME! This income allows me to live comfortably and buy ANY flavor Jolly Rancher or Skittles I desire. Don't give in to fear, it CAN be done!
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          WHAT IS LINK WHEEL
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          • Profile picture of the author yukon
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            Originally Posted by Baadier Sydow View Post

            Im sure I saw a $15 for a PR9 link somewhere!
            Lol, that would defiantly qualify for the list.




            Originally Posted by saganator View Post

            WHAT IS LINK WHEEL
            Now your just teasing me & trying to make the list.
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  • Profile picture of the author Baadier Sydow
    Im sure I saw a $15 for a PR9 link somewhere!
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  • Profile picture of the author sovereignn
    LOL #4 thank you yukon you once again get a thanks from me

    classic
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  • Profile picture of the author ThatAblaze
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    We've all seen them in the SEO forum, the fail threads.

    Here's the recap (names removed to protect the innocent):
    Recursive thread is recursive.
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  • It is really hilarious. A person who is a SEO executive, wants to know about the factors of on page SEO. It is just like a teacher of math wants to know about the formula of algebra.
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    i like second one he want to tell us his whole idiot story
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    Thanks god i am not qualified for the dumb list
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