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Simple Question from a Client about Seo

by Joejonas
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Can you please help me out, What should i answers for this to a new client who have plenty of knowledge about recent Google panda Penguin updates

what would you do in reference to these points:
• Keyword research
• On-site optimization
• Link-building
• How Many links you would build
• Analytic/Research
• Google Local Optimization
I want to understand your SEO approach,

brief every task in two line please.. Thanks in Advance
#client #question #seo #simple
  • Profile picture of the author Nelapsi
    He is your client? Why aren't you answering these questions, isn't it your job?
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    • Profile picture of the author Joejonas
      Originally Posted by Nelapsi View Post

      He is your client? Why aren't you answering these questions, isn't it your job?
      Link Building is my JOB, i have already Create link wheel for that guy, I just want view of all that what would you answer if i asked this from you
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  • Profile picture of the author UMS
    Are you offering SEO services to your client, or has your client just asked you about SEO?

    There's a big difference.
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  • Profile picture of the author GodMode52
    So you are offering him SEO services and you're here asking on public boards because your client knows more than you?

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  • Profile picture of the author Nelapsi
    Client A: What does SEO stand for?
    SEO Expert: One second, let me ask the fine people at Warrior Forum.
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  • Profile picture of the author retsek
    Sounds like client who wants to make sure you're not building junk links that will eventually hurt his website.
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  • Profile picture of the author MikeFriedman
    If you cannot answer these simple questions, you should not be offering any kind of SEO services to anyone.
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  • Profile picture of the author Joejonas
    Guys,

    Just imagine i am a new client for you. I will give you work if only when you satisfied me OK ,Now Answer some of my questions and and give me short details about these tasks in Seo so that i could trust you more.

    • What is Keyword research? how will you research a keyword.?
    • What tasks you will perform in Link-building
    • How Many links you would build
    • Analytics/Research
    • what is Google Local Optimization

    I want to understand your SEO approach,Tell me anything else you would like to so I can see if I can use you for this.
    Thanks


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    • Profile picture of the author MikeFriedman
      Originally Posted by Joejonas View Post

      Guys,

      Just imagine i am a new client for you. I will give you work if only when you satisfied me OK ,Now Answer some of my questions and and give me short details about these tasks in Seo so that i could trust you more.

      Okay, fine. Here are the answers YOU should give.

      Originally Posted by Joejonas View Post

      What is Keyword research? how will you research a keyword.?


      Keyword research is useless drivel. People will search for the keywords I tell them to.

      Originally Posted by Joejonas View Post

      What tasks you will perform in Link-building
      I will go to Fiverr and do a search for "backlinks". I will then pick the 5 sellers with the most orders and order all of them in triplicate.

      Next, I will fire up Xrumer and blast a minimum of 125,000 links per day to your site. Don't worry. I will blast some links at your internal pages too, making this completely Penguin safe.

      After that, I will visit IM forums and find a bunch of those autoapprove blog lists people post for Scrapebox. You will receive a minimum of 20,000 blog comment links per week to your site. Do not fear though. These will not be pointed at your site. These links will be pointed at the 17 link pyramids I'm going to blast at your site with the Full Monty SENuke X package. Again, making everything totally Penguin safe.

      Originally Posted by Joejonas View Post

      How Many links you would build
      Shit. Did you not read my previous answer? Sky's the limit, bitch.

      Originally Posted by Joejonas View Post

      Analytics/Research
      I don't have time for this. I have to keep blasting links at your site. I spit on research.

      Originally Posted by Joejonas View Post

      what is Google Local Optimization
      Local optimization is the SEO work I do here from my home. You know, locally.

      Originally Posted by Joejonas View Post

      I want to understand your SEO approach,Tell me anything else you would like to so I can see if I can use you for this.
      What is best in SEO? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
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      • Profile picture of the author AvanzaSeo
        Hahaha

        I think that you have your answers in this forum. Just Search and you will find a lot of information
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      • Profile picture of the author Architex
        Originally Posted by MikeFriedman View Post


        Okay, fine. Here are the answers YOU should give.



        Keyword research is useless drivel. People will search for the keywords I tell them to.


        I will go to Fiverr and do a search for "backlinks". I will then pick the 5 sellers with the most orders and order all of them in triplicate.

        Next, I will fire up Xrumer and blast a minimum of 125,000 links per day to your site. Don't worry. I will blast some links at your internal pages too, making this completely Penguin safe.

        After that, I will visit IM forums and find a bunch of those autoapprove blog lists people post for Scrapebox. You will receive a minimum of 20,000 blog comment links per week to your site. Do not fear though. These will not be pointed at your site. These links will be pointed at the 17 link pyramids I'm going to blast at your site with the Full Monty SENuke X package. Again, making everything totally Penguin safe.



        Shit. Did you not read my previous answer? Sky's the limit, bitch.



        I don't have time for this. I have to keep blasting links at your site. I spit on research.



        Local optimization is the SEO work I do here from my home. You know, locally.



        What is best in SEO? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

        There is so much gold here. Print this out and memorize it OP.
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      • Profile picture of the author GodMode52
        Originally Posted by MikeFriedman View Post


        Okay, fine. Here are the answers YOU should give.



        Keyword research is useless drivel. People will search for the keywords I tell them to.


        I will go to Fiverr and do a search for "backlinks". I will then pick the 5 sellers with the most orders and order all of them in triplicate.

        Next, I will fire up Xrumer and blast a minimum of 125,000 links per day to your site. Don't worry. I will blast some links at your internal pages too, making this completely Penguin safe.

        After that, I will visit IM forums and find a bunch of those autoapprove blog lists people post for Scrapebox. You will receive a minimum of 20,000 blog comment links per week to your site. Do not fear though. These will not be pointed at your site. These links will be pointed at the 17 link pyramids I'm going to blast at your site with the Full Monty SENuke X package. Again, making everything totally Penguin safe.



        Shit. Did you not read my previous answer? Sky's the limit, bitch.



        I don't have time for this. I have to keep blasting links at your site. I spit on research.



        Local optimization is the SEO work I do here from my home. You know, locally.



        What is best in SEO? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
        Thanks mate, printed and taking action right now!
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      • Profile picture of the author sandeepsinghyadav300
        Originally Posted by MikeFriedman View Post


        Okay, fine. Here are the answers YOU should give.



        Keyword research is useless drivel. People will search for the keywords I tell them to.


        I will go to Fiverr and do a search for "backlinks". I will then pick the 5 sellers with the most orders and order all of them in triplicate.

        Next, I will fire up Xrumer and blast a minimum of 125,000 links per day to your site. Don't worry. I will blast some links at your internal pages too, making this completely Penguin safe.

        After that, I will visit IM forums and find a bunch of those autoapprove blog lists people post for Scrapebox. You will receive a minimum of 20,000 blog comment links per week to your site. Do not fear though. These will not be pointed at your site. These links will be pointed at the 17 link pyramids I'm going to blast at your site with the Full Monty SENuke X package. Again, making everything totally Penguin safe.



        Shit. Did you not read my previous answer? Sky's the limit, bitch.



        I don't have time for this. I have to keep blasting links at your site. I spit on research.



        Local optimization is the SEO work I do here from my home. You know, locally.



        What is best in SEO? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
        You made me laugh mate ...Lmao
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  • Profile picture of the author retsek
    No one's going help you fool a client into thinking you know SEO when you don't.
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  • Profile picture of the author Rod888
    So many people out there doing "seo" who have no idea what they're really doing. Exactly why I trust none of the so called "experts".
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  • Profile picture of the author retsek
    Good on this client. If more buyers asked questions like this, there would be less snake oil SEOs running about. India's GDP would probably take a slight hit as well.
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  • Profile picture of the author hydrationmax
    ...damn...and I thought I was starting to get this SEO thing.
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  • Profile picture of the author bradudan
    I can write a book about it....nd i will not say all... cause nobody knows the whole truth.

    If your client has that kind of knowledge and for you is foreign language maybe you should pay him....
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  • Profile picture of the author bradudan
    @ Joejonas you got your Do not do from Mike...

    For what you should do .... is a little bit more harder....)

    Very nice thread , isn't it? It is stimulating ... but you can not answer ....
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  • Profile picture of the author inetguru_987
    Man oh Man, I love the Conan reference.

    "What is best in SEO? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women."
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    • Profile picture of the author MikeFriedman
      Originally Posted by inetguru_987 View Post

      Man oh Man, I love the Conan reference.

      "What is best in SEO? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women."
      I'm glad somebody got it. One of the best lines from any 80's movie ever.
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  • Profile picture of the author 36burrows
    This thread is pure comedy.
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    I wonder how the reply was received.
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