"Fix up, Look Sharp" - SEO Song

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I wrote a song about seo. It's a parody of Dizzee Rascal's song "Fix up, look sharp". Feedback welcome.

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Fix up, look sharp,
don't look for crap links
or something thats dark
get the rank, get that car

Fix up, look sharp,
don't look for crap links
or something thats dark
get the rank, get that car

I beat the Big G
I put it down
I beat the Big G
I put it down

I've heard the gossip from cutts to the spammers,
They're trying to outdo each another and aim for the hammer,
I got ranked high cos I aimed for the sky,
Watched as my competition bought cheap links and ate pie,
Kept my eyes on prize and diversed my sources,
Got more link types than my hard drives got courses,
You keep posting shit,
Then you stew and ask why the Panda went flip,
The old G's gone,
Out came the animals and went down like a ton,
Id flush that profile right down the loo,
Got a bigger footprint than a tiger in the zoo,

Fix up, look sharp,
don't look for crap links
or something thats dark
get the rank, get that car

I stay on page 1 for the long haul,
When Big G update see the mess, hear the brawl
Your not ready to keep up the pace,
Things changing so fast, better adapt or switch to paid,
Your techniques outdated,
Got more low pr links than the bibles got pages,
You think you box clever,
Use scrapebox until blog owners at the end of their teather,
I'm blasting none, playing smarter and building bank to the ton,
I guest post daily, stick my task while the others are failing,
Change your course of attack, change your future,
Your the one who can do it if you choose it,

Fix up, look sharp,
don't look for crap links
or something thats dark
get the rank, get that car

Fix up, look sharp,
don't look for crap links
or something thats dark
get the rank, get that car

I beat the Big G
I put it down
I beat the Big G
I put it down
#fix up look sharp #fix up look sharp #seo #song

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