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Taking Google To The Mattresses!!!

by Rus Sells
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I am Big Boss David Cabrini! I am sick and tired of "The Google" dominating the search engine market and I have decided that the small guy needs a weapon to fight back and achieve great results in the search engines!

The Cabrini family has that weapon and we want a Cabroni who is an expert graphic artist that can develop our mafia brand, logo, and culture!

Any of you'z that think you can fit the bill for the Big Boss Cabrini then you'll need to be able to create the following graphics.

Main LOGO
Affiliate graphics
banners
web site menu graphics and buttons.

The Boss Man insist's on seeing your handy work so you better have some of your previous hits on hand to show him.

If there are additional graphics that are needed not mentioned here be careful how you bring it up to the Boss Man, otherwise you might get taken out behind the restaurant! Kapeesh?

Mr. Cabrini says, serious responses only. He has no time for tire kickers!
#google #mattresses #taking
  • Profile picture of the author Rus Sells
    I can not believe that not one single person is interested in this project! It is a SERIOUS request.
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  • Profile picture of the author Aronya
    Hey Big Boss!

    The problem might be the title of your thread. It's not at all obvious that you're looking to hire a graphic designer. Have you checked in the Warriors for Hire forum?
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    • Profile picture of the author carlos123
      Yeah...I wasn't sure what to make of your post Big Boss. I mean with a name like Big Boss talking about the Mafia and being taken out to the back of a car for a beating if I don't give you what you want...well...forgive me for saying that you don't sound like the kind of guy I would want to do web development work for. I mean if you were all serious and all LOL.

      Carlos
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  • Profile picture of the author shahz
    Exactly..I was actually surprised to find out the contents of this thread..lol..
    I'd love to do this if the pay is good of course..Because you're taking down Google and you're on a big mission here..

    What's the price we're talking about here Big Boss?
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    • Profile picture of the author Rus Sells
      I fired the Cabroni who made this post for me. He swore that he set this to receive immediate email alerts to replies!

      First I want a designer who can catch the vision and theme we are looking for. Our domain name reflects a mafioso style.

      People are either going to love it and get behind it or hate it.

      Graphics:
      LOGO/BRANDING IMAGE
      SUPPORTING GRAPHICS
      BANNERS
      BUTTONS
      MENU
      AFFILIATE GRAPHICS

      Web Site:
      Home/Landing Page with supporting pages, we figure the site will probably be around 8-10 pages.

      Big Boss Man David Cabrini!
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  • Profile picture of the author LADWebDesign
    Yo, I am from Philly. Better watch it, Cabrini man. (BTW, both my bro and sis graduated from there.) I am married to the mob as well, so yeah, I am connected. Let's shake down Google.

    Linda
    (to the feds - my hub is not in the mob, although he is in construction)
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  • Profile picture of the author Rus Sells
    Web Goddess I sent you a PM.
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