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It's like the Sun just came out.

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Kay King 11 years ago

Maybe now you have sunglasses, you'll start saving up for a shirt?
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- WalkingCarpet Banned 11 years ago
  
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  Maybe now you have sunglasses, you'll start saving up for a shirt?
  
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Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

It's like the Sun just came out.

And ain't you shinier than ever Joseph.
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Nate Simms

11 years ago

Won't you please just go the **** away forever?

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11 years ago

Originally Posted by Nate Simms

Won't you please just go the **** away forever?

Don't be jealous of WC!

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Nate Simms

11 years ago

Originally Posted by butters

Don't be jealous of WC!

Jealous of what?

... that he is a forthright bigot who does not realize just how unfunny and annoying he is? He is one of those people that laughs at his own jokes without realizing the entire room is staring at him attempting to figure out if he is mentally handicapped or not.

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butters

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Nate Simms

Jealous of what?

... that he is a forthright bigot who does not realize just how unfunny and annoying he is? He is one of those people that laughs at his own jokes without realizing the entire room is staring at him attempting to figure out if he is mentally handicapped or not.

Comedy is an oppinion, where you see offense others see comedy... Telling him to f*** off is just equally as rude so let's stop the hypochracy now shall we

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Nate Simms

11 years ago

Originally Posted by butters

Comedy is an oppinion, where you see offense others see comedy... Telling him to f*** off is just equally as rude so let's stop the hypochracy now shall we

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The guy talks about "killing Muslims wholesale with airstrikes."

... so take your "rude" and "comedy" argument and shove it where the sun doesn't shine.

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butters

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Nate Simms

The guy talks about "killing Muslims wholesale with airstrikes."

... so take your "rude" and "comedy" argument and shove it where the sun doesn't shine.

Now who's being a bigot...

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11 years ago

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butters

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Nate Simms

I am a bigot because I don't support killing "Muslims wholesale?"

... I think the entire room is looking at you now.

I never mentioned Muslims... You jumped to that conclusion. I stated a simple oppinion and you decided to shove that up my ass since it didnt fit with yours. So yeah, biggotry is intolerance of other opinions, so sure, I'll stick by my previous post.

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Nate Simms

11 years ago

Originally Posted by butters

I never mentioned Muslims... You jumped to that conclusion. I stated a simple oppinion and you decided to shove that up my ass since it didnt fit with yours. So yeah, biggotry is intolerance of other opinions, so sure, I'll stick by my previous post.

So you supporting killing Muslims is inferred.

Good to know.

It's only a matter of time before this thread get nuked anyways, so here's to a virtual beer and burying the hatchet.

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butters

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Nate Simms

So you supporting killing Muslims is inferred.

Good to know.

Once again, your jumping to conclusions... I don't agree with bombing innocent Muslims, bomb a terrorist I couldn't care about. It's sad that when some points out when your just being as belittling and bigoted as someone your complaining about you resorts to attacks. Really sad....

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Nate Simms

11 years ago

Originally Posted by butters

Once again, your jumping to conclusions... I don't agree with bombing innocent Muslims, bomb a terrorist I couldn't care about. It's sad that when some points out when your just being as belittling and bigoted as someone your complaining about you resorts to attacks. Really sad....

Then you said have said that to begin with and not said "where others see offense, others see comedy."

So we are united: kill terrorists, but not innocents. American flag, bald eagle, etc., etc., holy shit where's the tylenol.

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butters

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Nate Simms

Then you said have said that to begin with and not said "where others see offense, others see comedy."

So we are united: kill terrorists, but not innocents. American flag, bald eagle, etc., etc., holy shit where's the tylenol.

I prefer the British flag

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Nate Simms 11 years ago

Originally Posted by butters

I prefer the British flag

British Anthem, God Save the Queen (with lyrics)...
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  Originally Posted by Nate Simms
  
  Par for the course anytime that WalkingCarpet is involved in a thread.
  
  With all due respect, Nate, WC hasn't said anything in this thread to get it closed. You're the one who's been making personal attacks, which is against WF rules (or at least it used to be). And, with credit to the OP, he has wisely chosen to ignore your remarks.
  
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  Nate Simms 11 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Cali16
  
  He is what he is and it's highly unlikely he's going to change.
  
  Which begets the point that his -- what, third ban? -- was lifted yet again.
  
  .. and yet, Alexa -- who is only guilty of not shutting her mouth regarding how the forum is improperly handled anymore -- is likely never getting her ban lifted.
  
  But, yes, you are right. Block list.
  
  Pretty sure "personal attacks" is a broad classification here, though, in regards to WC.
  
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  your ignore list and forget about him (trust me, using that function can really make the forum a lot more enjoyable).
  
  The ignore list is one of the best features of the forum. You're right. It does make it more enjoyable. Trolls and those with negative vibes are not on "my" WF anymore.
  
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11 years ago

Well, this is going swimmingly.

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11 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Well, this is going swimmingly.

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11 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

I realize Claude is supposed to be swimming, but I prefer to think that he's flying via propulsion from his own gas. It's considerably more likely that way.

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11 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

I realize Claude is supposed to be swimming, but I prefer to think that he's flying via propulsion from his own gas. It's considerably more likely that way.

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lanfear63 11 years ago

The amount of weight Claude lost, just by playing Twister is phenomenal. Does not seem to have affected the size of his head though?
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  The amount of weight Claude lost, just by playing Twister is phenomenal. Does not seem to have affected the size of his head though?
  
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discrat

11 years ago

Originally Posted by yukon

Oh okay there is the infamous chins I keep hearing about . j/k

Or did Kurt crop that in ?

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Claude Whitacre

11 years ago

Originally Posted by discrat

Oh okay there is the infamous chins I keep hearing about . j/k

Or did Kurt crop that in ?

Nope. I am a man of many chins. I have multiple chins, and Kurt has no neck. And for that reason alone, I will never bear his child.

Man, that's funny. I mean.....I hate you.

Follow up statement;....Shut up!

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Kurt

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Nope. I am a man of many chins. I have multiple chins, and Kurt has no neck. And for that reason alone, I will never bear his child.

Man, that's funny. I mean.....I hate you.

Follow up statement;....Shut up!

You're a real Chin Dynasty...

BTW, care to explain the physics as to why your fart bubbles sink?

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11 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

BTW, care to explain the physics as to why your fart bubbles sink?

Those aren't farts.

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Claude Whitacre

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

I didn't do anything to that pic. If it was me, I would have gotten Claude's "no neck" correct. If you notice in his real avatar pic, his neck is so short his eye level is almost even with his shoulders.

The reality is, when I had that photo taken, maybe 10 years ago, the photographer had me lean forward and tilt my head up, to hide my double chin.

Ahhhhh, the days when I only had two chins......

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11 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

The reality is, when I had that photo taken, maybe 10 years ago, the photographer had me lean forward and tilt my head up, to hide my double chin.

Ahhhhh, the days when I only had two chins......

That's not it. Either you're a hunchback like Igor or you were walking past a construction area and a demolition ball was dropped on your head, impacting your neck a foot into your torso...maybe both.

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Claude Whitacre

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

You're a real Chin Dynasty...

BTW, care to explain the physics as to why your fart bubbles sink?

My farts are made of gold.

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11 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

My farts are made of gold.

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Claude Whitacre

11 years ago

Originally Posted by lanfear63

Fools Gold

Man.......I have to admit, you're really really good at this.

Originally Posted by Kurt

That's not it. Either you're a hunchback like Igor or you were walking past a construction area and a demolition ball was dropped on your head, impacting your neck a foot into your torso...maybe both.

You're just jealous, because I have imaginary friends...

Follow up statement; .......and they all hate you.

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Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Man.......I have to admit, you're really really good at this.

Is that a first?

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Claude Whitacre

11 years ago

Originally Posted by yukon

Is that a first?

Edited;

No. Even though there is some real insanity here, there is also some real high level witty banter, from a good number of intelligent people.

I wish Kurt would be able to join us.

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11 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Edited;

No. Even though there is some real insanity here, there is also some real high level witty banter, from a good number of intelligent people.

I wish Kurt would be able to join us.

"Us"?

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11 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

My farts are made of gold.

I'll guess your favorite Bond movie is "Gold Pull My Finger".

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11 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

I'll guess your favorite Bond movie is "Gold Pull My Finger".

And your favorite Bond movie should be Live And Let Kurt Die.

Or maybe Dr. Just Say No

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Kurt

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

And your favorite Bond movie should be Live And Let Kurt Die.

Or maybe Dr. I Said No

Wrong in both cases...It's Thunderballs.

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11 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

Wrong in both cases...It's Thunderballs.

That rumbling and popping sound isn't coming from there...but you're close.

Thunderbutt.

Originally Posted by lanfear63

More like, The Man With The Golden Bum.

But perhaps that's For Your Eyes Only which would make you a Moon Raper

Fixed it for you.

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lanfear63

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

That rumbling and popping sound isn't coming from there...but you're close.

Thunderbutt.

Fixed it for you.

I expect with Kurt it's a View To A Kill but despite you getting your Licence To Kill back I suggest you exercise restraint and just knock The Living Daylights out of him. Never Say Never Again though, Kurt can Die Another Day.

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11 years ago

I suppose I had better finish this off...

The Spy Who Loved Me, who used to work On Her Majesty's Secret Service, was hired to check up on Claude and his health. He can take Solace that his Quan-tum does not stick out Of his shirt so much due to his diet.

I originally got her as an import bride From Russia With Love but it did not work out. I had promised her the Earth as to the lifestyle she would be leading here but she said The World Is Not Enough. I gave her jewelry and said Diamonds Are Forever but she still rejected me and took up with a German taxi driver called Kurt. She was an interesting lady though who had lost her sight on the right side and had a false Golden Eye.

To make matters worst my beloved cat, Octopussy nearly died for the second time this week so I had to remind it that the 9 lives quote was a myth and You Only Live Twice.

Well, Tomorrow Never Dies as they say so I'm off to the Casino Royale to do some gambling lest the Skyfall's in.

There, done

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11 years ago

Originally Posted by lanfear63

I suppose I had better finish this off...

The Spy Who Loved Me, who used to work On Her Majesty's Secret Service, was hired to check up on Claude and his health. He can take Solace that his Quan-tum does not stick out Of his shirt so much due to his diet.

I originally got her as an import bride From Russia With Love but it did not work out. I had promised her the Earth as to the lifestyle she would be leading here but she said The World Is Not Enough. I gave her jewelry and said Diamonds Are Forever but she still rejected me and took up with a German taxi driver called Kurt. She was an interesting lady though who had lost her sight on the right side and had a false Golden Eye.

To make matters worst my beloved cat, Octopussy nearly died for the second time this week so I had to remind it that the 9 lives quote was a myth and You Only Live Twice.

Well, Tomorrow Never Dies as they say so I'm off to the Casino Royale to do some gambling lest the Skyfall's in.

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Originally Posted by Kurt

I'll guess your favorite Bond movie is "Gold Pull My Finger".

More like, The Man With The Golden Bum.

But perhaps that's For Your Eyes Only which would make you a Moon Raker
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Kurt 11 years ago

Originally Posted by discrat

Oh okay there is the infamous chins I keep hearing about . j/k
Or did Kurt crop that in ?

I didn't do anything to that pic. If it was me, I would have gotten Claude's "no neck" correct. If you notice in his real avatar pic, his neck is so short his eye level is almost even with his shoulders.

The only other time I've ever seen someone with their shoulders and eyes on the same horizontal line was Igor in Young Frankenstein:

"It's Frankensteen": Dr. Frederick...
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11 years ago

Brian, when I just read your post and read your username, I remembered the sales letter you wrote for the War Room so many years ago. I really enjoyed that one.