You have 48 hours to make $53,000, what would you do?

Find a suitable bank, walk in wearing the sombrero as a disguise, start playing the Rosie O'Donnell cover on my ipod, everyone either falls asleep or are driven insane by the cackling.

I then stuff the hip waders full of cash and leave via the back door with at least $53K... Done... And it only took 5 minutes...

Here I was thinking Smarty Marty had the" OMG not another one thread "

http://www.warriorforum.com/main-int...do-you-do.html

This is so easily achieved.

Become a bankster and conjure the money out of thin air. Goal achieved in mere seconds.

And not have to learn any skills Kay.

Constraints breed creativity -- or something like it.

Oh, almost forgot, requiring money is out the window, too.

Does it have to be legal?

LOL I think I would have to call it quits.

$53,000 in 48 hours?

Simple.

Sell my house 50% below market price!

My house is worth $250,000 so I'd make more.

Stupid, but it's workable. Then move to a relatives house and squat with them until I buy a new house or rent a new apt.

I will buy lottery

Um...post to WF to try to get a "quick and easy" 5 minute answer to capitalize off the years others have spent figuring out for themselves how to create wealth online, instead of bothering to do the research myself? (Sorry...Did I just say that? )

I would mail my list...


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I'd say your goal is going to be largely hit-and-miss unless you have a large and responsive list.

If you have a fairly large email list that is niche targeted and you have a compelling offer on hand (it can even be an affiliate offer) that is high-ticket, then you stand a decent chance of hitting that goal.

If you have deep pockets, you could purchase a humongous solo ad and do something similar, but then again it may be hard to get someone to do such a huge mailing on very short notice.

You can wear whatever you want while doing this, you can even dance around naked if it tickles your fancy.

This is just a dumb Thread. No substance here.

Sell complete PLR rights to my ENTIRE business for $552 and gun for a sale every 30 mins. I would go for 100 copies.

Anything to stop that music!

All the best,

Chris Jones

Sell $3-5k marketing audits to lawyers around the country.

Sell My Car.
Sell Other's Car
Go to a Golf Event And Sell Golf Sets
Go to a Business Event and Sell a $48,000 Coaching for 1 Year

I'd come on this forum, post a pointless thread, simply to increase my post count asking how to do it, then completely ignore all the suggestions because they may involve doing a bit of work and because I know better than everybody else anyway.

Then I'd come back to the forum, spend 24 hours inventing a heart-rending sob story about how I have no money and then PM 53,000 people asking for $1.50 to help me out. I'd use the $53,000 for whatever it was that I needed it for and then go on a massive spending spree until I'm $53,000 overdrawn at the bank and then 'rinse and repeat'.

This could be the start of a whole new lifestyle for me, especially as my Wednesday night hobby is wearing hip waders. Living in Spain it's only natural that I wear a sombrero (although it does have "I Love Benidorm" written around the brim) and quite frankly I'll sing along to anything up here in the mountains.

I'll come back and report how I got on soon, although to be truthful, like 99.99% of people who say that, I'll never come near this thread again, because I'll have turned the whole process into a pointless WSO and I'll be making so much money I won't have time.

This thread is really starting to get entertaining here.

For anyone who hasn't caught on yet, just take a little time out to enjoy the fun and hilarity -- this isn't meant to be serious!

This is an interesting question. I think I would try and find some Americans and convince them that Tower Bridge is for sale and sell it to them for $53,000. Americans will believe anything.

Print money and force others to give you real things for that money and you are all set, you will make way more!

I would take 53k out of my bank and put it all on black.

I would wonder how I reached this point in my life

I will Rob a Bank or Become a contract Killer. lol

Is it possible? if not, why I will think about it?

Somebody will be happy here that news but i think it is a bad dream so

I will simply think about the money at the right level of vibration and it will manifest itself in my bank account. Duh.

Sell the Ferrari on ebay for $55,000. Plus free shipping.

I can't believe people are having such a hard time realizing that this is very possible by............
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"Placing hundreds of tiny classified ads from my small one bedroom apartment".

I wouldn't do this. But if someone needed to make $53k in 48 hours.

1. Sell a kidney.
2. Take out a big loan.
3. Bet all the money accumulated on sports or gamble in Vegas.
4. Hope you win.

I'd sell my kidney, liver, lungs and throw in my brain as a bonus, but only if they acted NOW and took chance of my limited 10 day organ back guarantee.

That is actually achievable in IM if you sell high ticket product, have a good converting sales letter and thousands of super JVs. Anik Singal made over $2 mill in 48 hours in his Profit Academy launch. The same goes for Aidan Booth and Steve Clayton who made over $1 mill in 24 hours with their 100K Factory product.

Email my list

That would be nice but that is the idea. Somebody like MOBE where you can earn commissions on a $15,000 product.

1. Go on Amazon and discover a profitable niche/keyword that lots of people are searching for. (30 minutes)

2. Come up with a title, optimize it for the keyword and make it stand out. (30 minutes)

3. Create my own e-cover for my Kindle book. (1 hour)

Open up MS Paint or Photoshop or even find free image editing software online and create my own cover really quick.

4. Write my own 2500-5000 word Kindle book. (3 hours)

I would open up Microsoft Word and start writing everything I could on this subject. Anything I didn't know, I'd research and find online to add to the book.

I could just publish a book that is 2500 words (the minimum size of a book that can be published on Kindle), but I can easily do a 5000 word book within 3 hours.

I'd apply much of the principles taught in my How To Write A Book In Less Than 24 Hours program.

Also, I would NOT outsource this because it'd take longer than 48 hours. So I'd much rather just do it myself. If I had more time, then I'd leverage other people to get it done for me.

5. Publish the book on KDP (Kindle Direct Publishing). (12-24 hours)

I'd write up a description for the book, upload everything, set the price for $0.99 and then hit publish.

This is where I need to wait. It'll take 12-24 hours for KDP to publish my book and make it live on Amazon for sale.

6. Ask friends and family members to review my book. (3 hours)


PRODUCT + TRAFFIC = MONEY

1. Create e-book that sells for $20.
2. AND THEN A MIRACLE HAPPENS!
3. I sell 2650 copies.


OR

1. Create an e-book that sells for $20.
2. GO VIRAL!
3. Sell 2650 copies.

I love a challenge and I also love reality. Sometimes they wrestle each other.

You would have to find a motivated high ticket seller and motivated high ticket buyer and match them and negotiate a commission of $53,000. Even wealthy people make huge deals that most of us would not think would be taking place. But people sell expensive jewelry, real estate, some asset you never know..I have had people ask me as a marketer can I assist them in moving some high ticket items before when they were in a pinch. All legit of course.

Speaking of legit...

Did anyone see the list of people that hopped aboard the Berni Madoff Wall Street Pyramid Scam? Celebs, Companies, Churches, it was hard to believe who was on that list of "victims".

I am not placing emphasis on the scammer but the huge list of people that gave him millions on the spot.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernard_Madoff

So this thread is more like a fantasy thread hell it sometimes takes 48 hours just to introduce yourself via emails online and we are talking pocket $53,000 in that time?

Anything is possible but that one is highly unlikely. But if someone made $15,000 in 2 weeks would they be a failure? Sometimes where there is will there is way.

A person who has a circle of friends and business associates who are very well off could probably share some interesting true stories.

Art

Nice interesting discussion. BTW produce a viral video on Youtube, put adsense ads in there and possibly you can achieve your goal.

In such situation you should go to the nearest bank and should inquire about the loan, its interest and repayment procedures etc if you full fill all the terms and conditions then you are liable to get your loan.

Ha, ha - this thread really hits my funny bone!!!

My 2cents worth:

Buy 1 ton of bricks - paint them so they look aged, get on the radio and say you have bricks from the Sydney Harbour Bridge which people can buy a piece of history for say 5 bucks per brick - pick up only!!! Watch the hoards arrive!!!

Reckon you could make a packet - is it legal - probably not - so beware of the fine print in the position description - you don't live a long life undertaking a life of crime!!!!

Why not just ask for it from someone who owns that and give it back in time? Or at least portions of it and get it from multiple persons, then arrange to pay back to them monthly or so if there is no bank loan possibility. I've been in a similar position, I still am but managed to get the amount needed, although paying back will take years of hard work! Good luck!

Two words:

Email marketing.

you can start with kinde marketing if you are short on budget ..yes it is a long and winding road starting with ZERO but you can start...the important thing is you start something

build a list bro ...and learn how to give value and build relationship with them ..

The only viable thing I can think that would be surefire, guaranteed way to make the money is to do something like:

1. Have a captive audience of at least 60 folks that can get their hands on $1,000 easily and quickly. **Captive as in bound and gagged.** Note: the extra 7 are to account for those that pass out from disgust or otherwise can't pay in a timely manner.

2. Get some good stripping music off of YT. would do.

3. Start doing a striptease slowly getting down to just the sombrero and the hip waders. Inform them that the pain (of watching) stops when they pay $1,000.

4. Collect the money and go about your merry way.

Easy peasy! Shouldn't have to wait the entire 48 hours - it should be over in about 30 seconds.

Mark

You find 5 depressive people and play russian roulette and the bet is everything each one has lol,5 out of 6 doctors say russian roulette is completely safe

You gamble and you win or die,go hard or go home lol.

It isn't happening I will take the repercussions

i would help my mom cause my father with no job
buy a nice home and invest

It is impossible to "make" a dollar these days.... unless you're an excellent counterfeiter...

Wait....

You could go work for the US Mint.... Then, you could "make" lots of money.... You just couldn't take it home with you every night....

I'd suggest "earning" money instead.... :-)

...or you could get larger amounts by creating debt, and then borrowing against it...

oh dang, there is a monopoly on that, you would get in trouble with the central bankers


how about taking your house certificate downtown, and borrow $53 k on that?
takes about 53 minutes in total.

I love this way lol )

1. Create an e-book that sells for $20.
2. GO VIRAL!
3. Sell 2650 copies.

I would email my list and tell them I was in bad shape and needed money. Ask everyone to send me $1 to help me out. I am sure that at least 53,000 people on my list would send me $1.

But the real lesson here is don't get in a situation where you need $53,000 in 48 hours. How you might ask?? Don't spend every dime you make, save, save and oh did I say save lol.

See if this helps.


https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#q...rate+for+money

Rob a bank and skip the country. Just kidding.

The funniest replies here? The serious ones.

Cheers,

Tom

find the next beatles and manage them

terrify londoners by saying hello

Ask if it were possible that I could pay a dollar a day to get another day while I thought of a way to get out of the situation. If I couldn't do this then I would borrow whatever money I could and see if I could double it up to this amount via sports betting. Let's say I got $500. I would only need little over 4.5 double ups to get over $50.000. The problem would be getting the money down at the higher amounts if you weren't in Vegas.