You have 48 hours to make $53,000, what would you do?

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You have 48 hours to make $53,000.

You also have to wear hip waders, a sombrero & listen to Rosie O'Donnell sing a cover of Baby Got Back by Sir Mix A Lot for the full 48 hours.

What would you do?
#$753 #hours #make
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  • Profile picture of the author salegurus
    Find a suitable bank, walk in wearing the sombrero as a disguise, start playing the Rosie O'Donnell cover on my ipod, everyone either falls asleep or are driven insane by the cackling.

    I then stuff the hip waders full of cash and leave via the back door with at least $53K... Done... And it only took 5 minutes...
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  • Profile picture of the author Regional Warrior
    Here I was thinking Smarty Marty had the" OMG not another one thread "

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    • Profile picture of the author salegurus
      Originally Posted by Regional Warrior View Post

      Here I was thinking Smarty Marty had the" OMG not another one thread "

      http://www.warriorforum.com/main-int...do-you-do.html
      I was also going to give it the "FFS, not another one of theses ..... threads but then i realised what it was..."
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  • Profile picture of the author chuckles
    This is so easily achieved.

    Become a bankster and conjure the money out of thin air. Goal achieved in mere seconds.
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    • Profile picture of the author Kay King
      Considering some other popular threads - should you also have to love what you are doing, avoid boredom, and not have to sell anything or talk to anyone?

      Come'on let's have a bit of challenge here!
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  • Profile picture of the author Synnuh
    And not have to learn any skills Kay.

    Constraints breed creativity -- or something like it.

    Oh, almost forgot, requiring money is out the window, too.
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  • Does it have to be legal?
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  • Profile picture of the author expressg
    LOL I think I would have to call it quits.
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  • Profile picture of the author YourBizAid
    $53,000 in 48 hours?

    Simple.

    Sell my house 50% below market price!

    My house is worth $250,000 so I'd make more.

    Stupid, but it's workable. Then move to a relatives house and squat with them until I buy a new house or rent a new apt.
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  • Profile picture of the author stevefox88
    I will buy lottery
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  • Profile picture of the author Jen Eick
    Um...post to WF to try to get a "quick and easy" 5 minute answer to capitalize off the years others have spent figuring out for themselves how to create wealth online, instead of bothering to do the research myself? (Sorry...Did I just say that? )
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  • Profile picture of the author webproishere
    I would mail my list...


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  • Profile picture of the author paulie888
    I'd say your goal is going to be largely hit-and-miss unless you have a large and responsive list.

    If you have a fairly large email list that is niche targeted and you have a compelling offer on hand (it can even be an affiliate offer) that is high-ticket, then you stand a decent chance of hitting that goal.

    If you have deep pockets, you could purchase a humongous solo ad and do something similar, but then again it may be hard to get someone to do such a huge mailing on very short notice.

    You can wear whatever you want while doing this, you can even dance around naked if it tickles your fancy.
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  • Profile picture of the author moneymagneto
    This is just a dumb Thread. No substance here.
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    • Profile picture of the author JohnMcCabe
      Originally Posted by moneymagneto View Post

      This is just a dumb Thread. No substance here.
      That's the point, friend. Just like the dozens like it trying to collect "research" for products following the "Joe Kumar" method.

      Yukon, I'll give you the $53K if I don't have to listen to the "music"...
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    • Profile picture of the author joseph7384
      Originally Posted by moneymagneto View Post

      This is just a dumb Thread. No substance here.
      That's the point, much like a few of your own threads.

      http://www.warriorforum.com/social-m...-spend-fb.html
      http://www.warriorforum.com/social-m...-spend-fb.html
      http://www.warriorforum.com/main-int...vertising.html
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    • Profile picture of the author discrat
      Originally Posted by moneymagneto View Post

      This is just a dumb Thread. No substance here.
      Wow, you have a hard time identifying Parody don't you ? LOL


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      • Profile picture of the author Steve B
        Choose whichever popular strategy you'd like:

        - Take massive action and you can accomplish anything.

        - It's all in the mindset - if you believe you can achieve.

        - Make $1 then rinse and repeat as often as you like.

        - Go $53,000 in debt, get divorced, and fired from your job. You won't make it til you've bottomed out.

        - Invest in Bitcoins - tomorrow you will be thanking me.

        - Place a classified ad detailing how anyone can get rich placing classified ads.

        - Send $499 to the Finance Minister of Chumba-wumba so he can transfer $89 million to your U.S. bank account.


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        • Profile picture of the author BigFrank
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          Originally Posted by Steve B View Post

          Choose whichever popular strategy you'd like:

          - Take massive action and you can accomplish anything.

          - It's all in the mindset - if you believe you can achieve.

          - Make $1 then rinse and repeat as often as you like.

          - Go $53,000 in debt, get divorced, and fired from your job. You won't make it til you've bottomed out.

          - Invest in Bitcoins - tomorrow you will be thanking me.

          - Place a classified ad detailing how anyone can get rich placing classified ads.

          - Send $499 to the Finance Minister of Chumba-wumba so he can transfer $89 million to your U.S. bank account.


          ". . . plenty of sunshine headin' my way . . ."

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          Best post, ever! lol

          Cheers. - Frank
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          • Profile picture of the author discrat
            Really its all in your head. First you have to let go of the demons that pervade your soul.

            You just have to slap yourself in the face and just let those demons go.

            Once this load is lifted from your person spirit, you have to strategically reinforce the concept that you can do anything you put your mind to.

            Do this reinforcement every hour of the day from noon to midnight. Speak it out loud

            Tell yourself It is not IM or the Warrior Forum or your boss that is keeping you from Success... It is YOU !!

            It is YOU my friend.

            Until you let that sink into your Mindset and let go of the demons that are constantly wreaking havoc in your soul you will not attain that 53k in 48 hours.

            First ,believe . Thats all you have to do is believe
            Second , break loose of those chains that bond you and keep you from succeeding.
            Third , once your mind is free from these defiant forces you will be able to subconsciously have the 53K flow into your presence like a moth to a flame

            Rejoice as you have attained a certain Nirvana most can only dream about


            - Robert Andrew

            P.S. Frank, second best Post ever ? lol
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            • Profile picture of the author BigFrank
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              Originally Posted by discrat View Post

              P.S. Frank, second best Post ever ? lol
              Without a doubt. Pure gold. lol

              Cheers. - Frank
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  • Profile picture of the author Chri5123
    Originally Posted by yukon View Post

    You have 48 hours to make $53,000.

    You also have to wear hip waders, a sombrero & listen to Rosie O'Donnell sing a cover of Baby Got Back by Sir Mix A Lot for the full 48 hours.

    What would you do?
    Sell complete PLR rights to my ENTIRE business for $552 and gun for a sale every 30 mins. I would go for 100 copies.

    Anything to stop that music!

    All the best,

    Chris Jones
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  • Profile picture of the author Steve L
    Sell $3-5k marketing audits to lawyers around the country.
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  • Profile picture of the author carlo_sim
    Sell My Car.
    Sell Other's Car
    Go to a Golf Event And Sell Golf Sets
    Go to a Business Event and Sell a $48,000 Coaching for 1 Year
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  • Profile picture of the author PaulSch
    Originally Posted by yukon View Post

    You have 48 hours to make $53,000.

    You also have to wear hip waders, a sombrero & listen to Rosie O'Donnell sing a cover of Baby Got Back by Sir Mix A Lot for the full 48 hours.

    What would you do?
    I'd come on this forum, post a pointless thread, simply to increase my post count asking how to do it, then completely ignore all the suggestions because they may involve doing a bit of work and because I know better than everybody else anyway.

    Then I'd come back to the forum, spend 24 hours inventing a heart-rending sob story about how I have no money and then PM 53,000 people asking for $1.50 to help me out. I'd use the $53,000 for whatever it was that I needed it for and then go on a massive spending spree until I'm $53,000 overdrawn at the bank and then 'rinse and repeat'.

    This could be the start of a whole new lifestyle for me, especially as my Wednesday night hobby is wearing hip waders. Living in Spain it's only natural that I wear a sombrero (although it does have "I Love Benidorm" written around the brim) and quite frankly I'll sing along to anything up here in the mountains.

    I'll come back and report how I got on soon, although to be truthful, like 99.99% of people who say that, I'll never come near this thread again, because I'll have turned the whole process into a pointless WSO and I'll be making so much money I won't have time.
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    • Profile picture of the author PPG19
      Originally Posted by PaulSch View Post

      Then I'd come back to the forum, spend 24 hours inventing a heart-rending sob story about how I have no money and then PM 53,000 people asking for $1.50 to help me out.
      You won't have the time to pm 53.000 people within 24 hr :S
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  • Profile picture of the author paulie888
    This thread is really starting to get entertaining here.

    For anyone who hasn't caught on yet, just take a little time out to enjoy the fun and hilarity -- this isn't meant to be serious!
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  • Profile picture of the author nv123
    This is an interesting question. I think I would try and find some Americans and convince them that Tower Bridge is for sale and sell it to them for $53,000. Americans will believe anything.
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    • Profile picture of the author JohnMcCabe
      Originally Posted by Steve B View Post


      - Go $53,000 in debt, get divorced, and fired from your job. You won't make it til you've bottomed out.

      Steve
      Steve, I forgot about this one. Buy a $106,000 house in a community property state and tell your spouse you want a divorce. Pretty soon, you'll have the $53K...

      Eddie Murphy made a whole lot more than that with a routine about his ex taking half his sh*t.

      Just thought of another...

      Find an image of a $1,000 bill and make 53 copies. Yukon didn't say it had to be legal.
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  • Print money and force others to give you real things for that money and you are all set, you will make way more!
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  • Profile picture of the author Powermovesyou
    I would take 53k out of my bank and put it all on black.
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  • Profile picture of the author mojojuju
    I would wonder how I reached this point in my life
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  • Profile picture of the author vishwa
    I will Rob a Bank or Become a contract Killer. lol
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  • Profile picture of the author mdjewelkhan1992
    Originally Posted by yukon View Post

    You have 48 hours to make $53,000.

    You also have to wear hip waders, a sombrero & listen to Rosie O'Donnell sing a cover of Baby Got Back by Sir Mix A Lot for the full 48 hours.

    What would you do?
    Is it possible? if not, why I will think about it?
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  • Profile picture of the author anynewsbd
    Somebody will be happy here that news but i think it is a bad dream so
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  • Profile picture of the author Rose Anderson
    I will simply think about the money at the right level of vibration and it will manifest itself in my bank account. Duh.
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  • Profile picture of the author Randall Magwood
    Originally Posted by yukon View Post

    You have 48 hours to make $53,000.

    You also have to wear hip waders, a sombrero & listen to Rosie O'Donnell sing a cover of Baby Got Back by Sir Mix A Lot for the full 48 hours.

    What would you do?
    Sell the Ferrari on ebay for $55,000. Plus free shipping.
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    • Profile picture of the author Azlan.MY
      Originally Posted by Randall Magwood View Post

      Sell the Ferrari on ebay for $55,000. Plus free shipping.
      That is if you have a Ferrari.
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  • Profile picture of the author joseph7384
    I can't believe people are having such a hard time realizing that this is very possible by............
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    "Placing hundreds of tiny classified ads from my small one bedroom apartment"
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    • Profile picture of the author discrat
      Originally Posted by joseph7384 View Post

      I can't believe people are having such a hard time realizing that this is very possible by............
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      "Placing hundreds of tiny classified ads from my small one bedroom apartment"
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      LOL

      Yes I was totally guilty of doing this back in 1993 when I was young and green.

      Don Lapre, what a character.

      I bought my own 800 dating line from him and thought I was going to make a million bucks.

      It was a set and go kind of thing. I think I pulled in a total of $80 or so

      Wonder what he is doing today ?


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      • Profile picture of the author mojojuju
        Originally Posted by discrat View Post


        Wonder what he is doing today ?


        - Robert Andrew
        He passed away.
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      • Profile picture of the author younganddirty
        Originally Posted by discrat View Post

        Wonder what he is doing today ?


        - Robert Andrew
        In June 2011, Lapre was charged with 41 counts of conspiracy, mail fraud, wire fraud, and promotional money laundering related to his Internet businesses. He was arrested on June 24, 2011, for failing to appear in court to face these charges.[2]

        Lapre died in custody from an apparent suicide on October 2, 2011, while in jail awaiting his trial, which was scheduled to begin on October 4, 2011. Lapre died from severe blood loss after cutting his throat with a razor blade.[1] The autopsy report stated that Lapre died of massive blood loss and had wrapped himself in sheets to conceal any blood loss from prison officials

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          Originally Posted by younganddirty View Post

          wrapped himself in sheets to conceal any blood loss from prison officials
          Rinse and repeat.

          Frank
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      • Originally Posted by discrat View Post

        LOL

        Yes I was totally guilty of doing this back in 1993 when I was young and green.

        Don Lapre, what a character.

        I bought my own 800 dating line from him and thought I was going to make a million bucks.

        It was a set and go kind of thing. I think I pulled in a total of $80 or so

        Wonder what he is doing today ?


        - Robert Andrew
        Yeah, I did the same thing. I bought the 800 number, spent like another $500 for advertising, and made, if I remember correctly, $300. Thanks for bringing back that horrible memory.
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  • Profile picture of the author IXxXI
    I wouldn't do this. But if someone needed to make $53k in 48 hours.

    1. Sell a kidney.
    2. Take out a big loan.
    3. Bet all the money accumulated on sports or gamble in Vegas.
    4. Hope you win.
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  • Profile picture of the author TJoseph
    I'd sell my kidney, liver, lungs and throw in my brain as a bonus, but only if they acted NOW and took chance of my limited 10 day organ back guarantee.
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  • Profile picture of the author Azlan.MY
    That is actually achievable in IM if you sell high ticket product, have a good converting sales letter and thousands of super JVs. Anik Singal made over $2 mill in 48 hours in his Profit Academy launch. The same goes for Aidan Booth and Steve Clayton who made over $1 mill in 24 hours with their 100K Factory product.
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  • Profile picture of the author EPoltrack77
    Email my list

    That would be nice but that is the idea. Somebody like MOBE where you can earn commissions on a $15,000 product.
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  • Profile picture of the author KinneyJ2014


    1. Go on Amazon and discover a profitable niche/keyword that lots of people are searching for. (30 minutes)

    2. Come up with a title, optimize it for the keyword and make it stand out. (30 minutes)

    3. Create my own e-cover for my Kindle book. (1 hour)

    Open up MS Paint or Photoshop or even find free image editing software online and create my own cover really quick.

    4. Write my own 2500-5000 word Kindle book. (3 hours)

    I would open up Microsoft Word and start writing everything I could on this subject. Anything I didn't know, I'd research and find online to add to the book.

    I could just publish a book that is 2500 words (the minimum size of a book that can be published on Kindle), but I can easily do a 5000 word book within 3 hours.

    I'd apply much of the principles taught in my How To Write A Book In Less Than 24 Hours program.

    Also, I would NOT outsource this because it'd take longer than 48 hours. So I'd much rather just do it myself. If I had more time, then I'd leverage other people to get it done for me.

    5. Publish the book on KDP (Kindle Direct Publishing). (12-24 hours)

    I'd write up a description for the book, upload everything, set the price for $0.99 and then hit publish.

    This is where I need to wait. It'll take 12-24 hours for KDP to publish my book and make it live on Amazon for sale.

    6. Ask friends and family members to review my book. (3 hours)


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    • Profile picture of the author lmos1
      Originally Posted by KinneyJ2014 View Post

      Sir Mix A Lot - Baby Got Back (Official Video) - YouTube


      1. Go on Amazon and discover a profitable niche/keyword that lots of people are searching for. (30 minutes)

      2. Come up with a title, optimize it for the keyword and make it stand out. (30 minutes)

      3. Create my own e-cover for my Kindle book. (1 hour)

      Open up MS Paint or Photoshop or even find free image editing software online and create my own cover really quick.

      4. Write my own 2500-5000 word Kindle book. (3 hours)

      I would open up Microsoft Word and start writing everything I could on this subject. Anything I didn’t know, I’d research and find online to add to the book.

      I could just publish a book that is 2500 words (the minimum size of a book that can be published on Kindle), but I can easily do a 5000 word book within 3 hours.

      I’d apply much of the principles taught in my How To Write A Book In Less Than 24 Hours program.

      Also, I would NOT outsource this because it’d take longer than 48 hours. So I’d much rather just do it myself. If I had more time, then I’d leverage other people to get it done for me.

      5. Publish the book on KDP (Kindle Direct Publishing). (12-24 hours)

      I’d write up a description for the book, upload everything, set the price for $0.99 and then hit publish.

      This is where I need to wait. It’ll take 12-24 hours for KDP to publish my book and make it live on Amazon for sale.

      6. Ask friends and family members to review my book. (3 hours)


      PRODUCT + TRAFFIC = MONEY
      Ah yeah I would love to try that!
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  • Profile picture of the author Robscom
    1. Create e-book that sells for $20.
    2. AND THEN A MIRACLE HAPPENS!
    3. I sell 2650 copies.


    OR

    1. Create an e-book that sells for $20.
    2. GO VIRAL!
    3. Sell 2650 copies.
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    • Profile picture of the author Regional Warrior
      Originally Posted by Robscom View Post

      1. Create e-book that sells for $20.
      2. AND THEN A MIRACLE HAPPENS!
      3. I sell 2650 copies.


      OR

      1. Create an e-book that sells for $20.
      2. GO VIRAL!
      3. Sell 2650 copies.
      Rob

      I had option one lol $27 x 1500 sales no refunds $40K does happen just dodged the hip waders, a sombrero & listen to Rosie O'Donnell sing a cover of by Sir Mix A Lot for the full 48 hours.

      Jason
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      • Profile picture of the author Robscom
        Originally Posted by Regional Warrior View Post

        Rob

        I had option one lol $27 x 1500 sales no refunds $40K does happen just dodged the hip waders, a sombrero & listen to Rosie O'Donnell sing a cover of by Sir Mix A Lot for the full 48 hours.

        Jason
        DREAMS DO COME TRUE!!
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  • Profile picture of the author Profit Traveler
    I love a challenge and I also love reality. Sometimes they wrestle each other.

    You would have to find a motivated high ticket seller and motivated high ticket buyer and match them and negotiate a commission of $53,000. Even wealthy people make huge deals that most of us would not think would be taking place. But people sell expensive jewelry, real estate, some asset you never know..I have had people ask me as a marketer can I assist them in moving some high ticket items before when they were in a pinch. All legit of course.

    Speaking of legit...

    Did anyone see the list of people that hopped aboard the Berni Madoff Wall Street Pyramid Scam? Celebs, Companies, Churches, it was hard to believe who was on that list of "victims".

    I am not placing emphasis on the scammer but the huge list of people that gave him millions on the spot.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernard_Madoff

    So this thread is more like a fantasy thread hell it sometimes takes 48 hours just to introduce yourself via emails online and we are talking pocket $53,000 in that time?

    Anything is possible but that one is highly unlikely. But if someone made $15,000 in 2 weeks would they be a failure? Sometimes where there is will there is way.

    A person who has a circle of friends and business associates who are very well off could probably share some interesting true stories.

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    • Profile picture of the author George Schwab
      Honestly? it doesn't really take 48 hours - does it?
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Originally Posted by George Schwab View Post

      Honestly? it doesn't really take 48 hours - does it?
      One year old thread, groan, l suppose that is better than 2.

      But to answer the question, l would say, it can't be done.

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            Originally Posted by George Schwab View Post

            one year old threads, 10 year old threads...

            who cares?
            The moderators . . . can you believe it? People who dredge up old threads repeatedly tend to get banned when it's brought to their attention.
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    • Profile picture of the author JohnMcCabe
      Originally Posted by brandtwilliams View Post

      Two words:

      Email marketing.
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      Two letters: BS
      Two more words:

      SIG SPAM
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    • Profile picture of the author Kay King
      Must be a slow day....2015 thread...everyone who posted in is already rich by now.
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        You're such an optimist!

        Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

        Must be a slow day....2015 thread...everyone who posted in is already rich by now.
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    • Profile picture of the author DABK
      I'll take massive action myself. Then I'll figure out what I took massive action on, you know, while I count my money again and again.

      Originally Posted by Steve B View Post

      Choose whichever popular strategy you'd like:

      - Take massive action and you can accomplish anything.

      - It's all in the mindset - if you believe you can achieve.

      - Make $1 then rinse and repeat as often as you like.

      - Go $53,000 in debt, get divorced, and fired from your job. You won't make it til you've bottomed out.

      - Invest in Bitcoins - tomorrow you will be thanking me.

      - Place a classified ad detailing how anyone can get rich placing classified ads.

      - Send $499 to the Finance Minister of Chumba-wumba so he can transfer $89 million to your U.S. bank account.


      ". . . plenty of sunshine headin' my way . . ."

      Steve
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  • Profile picture of the author bloggernitin
    In such situation you should go to the nearest bank and should inquire about the loan, its interest and repayment procedures etc if you full fill all the terms and conditions then you are liable to get your loan.
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  • Profile picture of the author desley
    Ha, ha - this thread really hits my funny bone!!!

    My 2cents worth:

    Buy 1 ton of bricks - paint them so they look aged, get on the radio and say you have bricks from the Sydney Harbour Bridge which people can buy a piece of history for say 5 bucks per brick - pick up only!!! Watch the hoards arrive!!!

    Reckon you could make a packet - is it legal - probably not - so beware of the fine print in the position description - you don't live a long life undertaking a life of crime!!!!
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    • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
      Originally Posted by desley View Post

      Ha, ha - this thread really hits my funny bone!!!

      My 2cents worth:

      Buy 1 ton of bricks - paint them so they look aged, get on the radio and say you have bricks from the Sydney Harbour Bridge which people can buy a piece of history for say 5 bucks per brick - pick up only!!! Watch the hoards arrive!!!

      Reckon you could make a packet - is it legal - probably not - so beware of the fine print in the position description - you don't live a long life undertaking a life of crime!!!!
      The fraud squad would come down on you like a ton of bricks
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  • Profile picture of the author snaz3d
    Why not just ask for it from someone who owns that and give it back in time? Or at least portions of it and get it from multiple persons, then arrange to pay back to them monthly or so if there is no bank loan possibility. I've been in a similar position, I still am but managed to get the amount needed, although paying back will take years of hard work! Good luck!
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    • Profile picture of the author Regional Warrior
      Originally Posted by snaz3d View Post

      Why not just ask for it from someone who owns that and give it back in time? Or at least portions of it and get it from multiple persons, then arrange to pay back to them monthly or so if there is no bank loan possibility. I've been in a similar position, I still am but managed to get the amount needed, although paying back will take years of hard work! Good luck!
      Wow this is still going thought would have been put to bed ages ago! this has to be the best piss take thread on all the If you had this whats ur game plan or you are down to your last $$$ what would you do

      Amazing people took if for real shame did not go Viral would have been great
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    • Profile picture of the author Gambino
      Originally Posted by brandtwilliams View Post

      Two words:

      Email marketing.
      Two letters: BS
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    • Profile picture of the author DABK
      3 words: read original post.

      bonus words: understand original post.

      Originally Posted by brandtwilliams View Post

      Two words:

      Email marketing.
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  • Profile picture of the author menatekero
    you can start with kinde marketing if you are short on budget ..yes it is a long and winding road starting with ZERO but you can start...the important thing is you start something
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  • Profile picture of the author paderipedofil
    build a list bro ...and learn how to give value and build relationship with them ..
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    • Profile picture of the author Regional Warrior
      Originally Posted by paderipedofil View Post

      build a list bro ...and learn how to give value and build relationship with them ..
      Read post #63 over and over and not come here and spam you signature for all to see it will be repoted
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    • Profile picture of the author DABK
      You did notice the 48 hour limit, right? You did notice the $53k amount, right? You just can't understand the tone, huh?

      Originally Posted by paderipedofil View Post

      build a list bro ...and learn how to give value and build relationship with them ..
      Innit, though? I mean, what's so hard about putting a hood over your face, going to a bank, slip the teller a note that says you've got a gun and you want all the money in the drawer? And it's so easy to rinse and repeat, a 4-year old could do it!

      Originally Posted by Yeillya0 View Post

      This is so easily achieved.
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    • Profile picture of the author DABK
      How long did it take Anik Singal to create his Profit Academy? How long did it take Booth and Clayton to create their Factory product? How long it took all three of them to get to the point where they could create a product like the ones they created?

      Just saying, ya'know.

      Originally Posted by Azlan.MY View Post

      That is actually achievable in IM if you sell high ticket product, have a good converting sales letter and thousands of super JVs. Anik Singal made over $2 mill in 48 hours in his Profit Academy launch. The same goes for Aidan Booth and Steve Clayton who made over $1 mill in 24 hours with their 100K Factory product.
      When you're done doing all you wrote down, you're still 1 penny short of making your first penny, though. Back to the drawing board?

      Originally Posted by KinneyJ2014 View Post


      1. Go on Amazon and discover a profitable niche/keyword that lots of people are searching for. (30 minutes)

      2. Come up with a title, optimize it for the keyword and make it stand out. (30 minutes)

      3. Create my own e-cover for my Kindle book. (1 hour)

      Open up MS Paint or Photoshop or even find free image editing software online and create my own cover really quick.

      4. Write my own 2500-5000 word Kindle book. (3 hours)

      I would open up Microsoft Word and start writing everything I could on this subject. Anything I didn't know, I'd research and find online to add to the book.

      I could just publish a book that is 2500 words (the minimum size of a book that can be published on Kindle), but I can easily do a 5000 word book within 3 hours.

      I'd apply much of the principles taught in my How To Write A Book In Less Than 24 Hours program.

      Also, I would NOT outsource this because it'd take longer than 48 hours. So I'd much rather just do it myself. If I had more time, then I'd leverage other people to get it done for me.

      5. Publish the book on KDP (Kindle Direct Publishing). (12-24 hours)

      I'd write up a description for the book, upload everything, set the price for $0.99 and then hit publish.

      This is where I need to wait. It'll take 12-24 hours for KDP to publish my book and make it live on Amazon for sale.

      6. Ask friends and family members to review my book. (3 hours)


      PRODUCT + TRAFFIC = MONEY
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  • Profile picture of the author Mark Singletary
    The only viable thing I can think that would be surefire, guaranteed way to make the money is to do something like:

    1. Have a captive audience of at least 60 folks that can get their hands on $1,000 easily and quickly. **Captive as in bound and gagged.** Note: the extra 7 are to account for those that pass out from disgust or otherwise can't pay in a timely manner.

    2. Get some good stripping music off of YT.
    Rosie O'Donnell sing a cover of Baby Got Back by Sir Mix A Lot
    would do.

    3. Start doing a striptease slowly getting down to just the sombrero and the hip waders. Inform them that the pain (of watching) stops when they pay $1,000.

    4. Collect the money and go about your merry way.

    Easy peasy! Shouldn't have to wait the entire 48 hours - it should be over in about 30 seconds.

    Mark
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    • Profile picture of the author discrat
      Originally Posted by Mark Singletary View Post

      The only viable thing I can think that would be surefire, guaranteed way to make the money is to do something like:

      1. Have a captive audience of at least 60 folks that can get their hands on $1,000 easily and quickly. **Captive as in bound and gagged.** Note: the extra 7 are to account for those that pass out from disgust or otherwise can't pay in a timely manner.

      2. Get some good stripping music off of YT.
      would do.

      3. Start doing a striptease slowly getting down to just the sombrero and the hip waders. Inform them that the pain (of watching) stops when they pay $1,000.

      4. Collect the money and go about your merry way.

      Easy peasy! Shouldn't have to wait the entire 48 hours - it should be over in about 30 seconds.

      Mark
      Mark,
      Speak for yourself. It would take way longer than 48 hours before they would pay me to stop this rather sexy and hunky Procession
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  • Profile picture of the author Diskretni
    You find 5 depressive people and play russian roulette and the bet is everything each one has lol,5 out of 6 doctors say russian roulette is completely safe
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  • Profile picture of the author Froggys
    You gamble and you win or die,go hard or go home lol.
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  • Profile picture of the author joansmith
    It isn't happening I will take the repercussions
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  • Profile picture of the author slimane03
    i would help my mom cause my father with no job
    buy a nice home and invest
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  • Profile picture of the author TrickyDick
    It is impossible to "make" a dollar these days.... unless you're an excellent counterfeiter...

    Wait....

    You could go work for the US Mint.... Then, you could "make" lots of money.... You just couldn't take it home with you every night....

    I'd suggest "earning" money instead.... :-)
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  • Profile picture of the author George Schwab
    ...or you could get larger amounts by creating debt, and then borrowing against it...

    oh dang, there is a monopoly on that, you would get in trouble with the central bankers


    how about taking your house certificate downtown, and borrow $53 k on that?
    takes about 53 minutes in total.
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  • Profile picture of the author hynds
    I love this way lol )

    1. Create an e-book that sells for $20.
    2. GO VIRAL!
    3. Sell 2650 copies.
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  • Profile picture of the author 10xworld
    I would email my list and tell them I was in bad shape and needed money. Ask everyone to send me $1 to help me out. I am sure that at least 53,000 people on my list would send me $1.

    But the real lesson here is don't get in a situation where you need $53,000 in 48 hours. How you might ask?? Don't spend every dime you make, save, save and oh did I say save lol.
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  • Profile picture of the author missmystery
    Rob a bank and skip the country. Just kidding.
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    • Profile picture of the author Regional Warrior
      Originally Posted by missmystery View Post

      Rob a bank and skip the country. Just kidding.
      No no no no keep going I like your style !
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    • Profile picture of the author terryj
      Originally Posted by missmystery View Post

      Rob a bank and skip the country. Just kidding.
      Ha, thats what I was thinking.

      Anyone who says crime doesn't pay just got caught.
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  • Profile picture of the author Tom Addams
    The funniest replies here? The serious ones.

    Cheers,

    Tom
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  • Profile picture of the author hardraysnight
    find the next beatles and manage them
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    terrify londoners by saying hello
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  • Profile picture of the author pheonix44
    Ask if it were possible that I could pay a dollar a day to get another day while I thought of a way to get out of the situation. If I couldn't do this then I would borrow whatever money I could and see if I could double it up to this amount via sports betting. Let's say I got $500. I would only need little over 4.5 double ups to get over $50.000. The problem would be getting the money down at the higher amounts if you weren't in Vegas.
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