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Jill Carpenter

8 years ago

Actually, if you leave the kid in there he gets a free bath - saving water and the environment...

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whateverpedia 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Jill Carpenter

Actually, if you leave the kid in there he gets a free bath - saving water and the environment...

Yeah, but they're hard to iron afterwards
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bizgrower

8 years ago

Hot water might be hot.

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Princess Balestra

8 years ago

Why put kids in there in the first place?

They are so destructive an' that alla fabric cld be used for sumthin' better.

So I say we run the Marshmallow experiment on 'em.

"You can either have NO marshmallows ever for the rest of your life, or I load you up with 25 big ones right now in exchange for those Lion King dungarees."

Then we send all the fabric to some swanky Paris fashion house an' make with the glam.

Polyester is so hot right now on the catwalk, an' we cld figure on a 5% payback to the kids for any garments sold.

That oughta stretch to a whole buncha towels an' stuff, so they can dribble food an' pee their pants much as they like.

*winna*

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sbucciarel

Banned 8 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

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"Remove child before washing"

So that's where I went wrong. I used to have 12 kids. lol

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Princess Balestra

8 years ago

Originally Posted by sbucciarel

"Remove child before washing"
So that's where I went wrong. I used to have 12 kids. lol

Mebbe the Chinese should ditch their 1 kid policy in favor of mass infant shrinkage.

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webmarketer

8 years ago

Could be a problem if they can't read English instructions, much less read.

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whateverpedia

8 years ago

Originally Posted by webmarketer

Could be a problem if they can't read English instructions, much less read.

If you're the sort of person who needs instructions like that, not being able to read is the least of your problems

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webmarketer

8 years ago

Why so serious? I thought the subject is about levity?

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

If you're the sort of person who needs instructions like that, not being able to read is the least of your problems

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whateverpedia 8 years ago

Originally Posted by webmarketer

Why so serious? I thought the subject is about levity?

Sorry. I forgot to add a to my reply. I have booked myself an appointment at Madame Lash's House Of Discipline for tomorrow.

And just in case, .
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- webmarketer 8 years ago
  
  15 lashes for you and no dinner.
  
  Originally Posted by whateverpedia
  
  Sorry. I forgot to add a to my reply. I have booked myself an appointment at Madame Lash's House Of Discipline for tomorrow.
  
  And just in case, .
  
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Princess Balestra

8 years ago

Originally Posted by webmarketer

Why so serious? I thought the subject is about levity?

Levity is here, along with super swanko windpants:

http://www.warriorforum.com/off-topi...ic-carpet.html

But if ya want sumthin' funny, gotta tellya polyester slacks an' tights are a no-go if ur in a hurry.

Sparks from that gonna set fire to ur face.

Even when u sit down, static gonna make ur hair look like some creepo jus' goosed ya.

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webmarketer

8 years ago

Good thing Halloween comes only once a year, and there are superheroes to give them the test runs.

Originally Posted by Princess Balestra

Levity is here, along with super swanko windpants.

http://www.warriorforum.com/off-topi...ic-carpet.html

But if ya want sumthin' funny, gotta tellya polyster slacks an' tights are a no-go if ur in a hurry.

Sparks from that gonna set fire to ur face.

Even when u sit down, static gonna make ur hair look like some creepo jus' goosed ya.

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whateverpedia 8 years ago

Claude, pay attention to this piece of advice:

Originally Posted by Princess Balestra

But if ya want sumthin' funny, gotta tellya polyester slacks an' tights are a no-go if ur in a hurry.

You can ignore this part though. It's only a problem for people with hair.

Originally Posted by Princess Balestra

Even when u sit down, static gonna make u[quoter hair look like some creepo jus' goosed ya.
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- Princess Balestra 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by whateverpedia
  
  You can ignore this part though. It's only a problem for people with hair.
  
  Hey, even if ur in a rubber swimcap, the static swooshie is real bad news.
  
  Gonna turn yr eyebrows to velcro, an' on a hot summer day u cld easy wind up with 2 sacs of killa bees hangin' off yr head.
  
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Claude Whitacre 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Princess Balestra

Levity is here, along with super swanko windpants:

Super Swanko Windpants used to be my....oh, never mind.
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- Princess Balestra 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  Super Swanko Windpants used to be my....oh, never mind.
  
  K, I'll look out for you on Amazon Prime.
  
  Sure they got a martial farts porno section.
  
  Gotta go work now, before I am slain.
  
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Claude Whitacre

8 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

If you're the sort of person who needs instructions like that, not being able to read is the least of your problems

My God! Webie is right!

I'm trying to laugh at the posts about this nonsense.....and you go and ruin it all with your downbeat serious post. You have ruined the rest of my week. I hope you are happy. No...wait...I hope you are sad.

I can never speak to you again.

Everyone here now hates you. Including yourself.

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

Yeah, but they're hard to iron afterwards

Not if the water was hot enough.

Dammit! Now everyone is going to hate me too!

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tagiscom

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

My God! Webie is right!

I'm trying to laugh at the posts about this nonsense.....and you go and ruin it all with your downbeat serious post. You have ruined the rest of my week. I hope you are happy. No...wait...I hope you are sad.

I can never speak to you again.

Everyone here now hates you. Including yourself.

Not if the water was hot enough.

Dammit! Now everyone is going to hate me too!

My day is already ruined, what with contemplating dating a female band member with a medical condition, and all...!

I don't hate What,....well, l will avoid any discussion about palm trees in the arctic and all will be fine!

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BigFrank Banned 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Dammit! Now everyone is going to hate me too!

Future tense? Funny.

Cheers. - Frank
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whateverpedia 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I can never speak to you again.

My work here is done.

Everyone here now hates you. Including yourself.

That's one of the things Madame Lash will say to me tomorrow.

Dammit! Now everyone is going to hate me too!

What do you mean "is going to"?
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Jack Gordon

8 years ago

I did that once.

He never complained about bath night again.

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