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7 Sleeps To Go

by Princess Balestra
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I'm so excited right now I could pass for a coke addict's nostrils in mid-sucko.

Santa Claus is comin' -- an' he's bringin' a whole buncha crazy reindeer with him, along with sh*tloadsa toys an' the coolest elves since alla the blondo hunquettes in The Hobbit.

We gonna stuff ourselves stoopid on turkey an' trimmings an' cake so rich jus' a single spoonful gonna lay waste to the colonic irrigation industry -- an' while we are wassailin' an' cavortin', prolly we gonna drink ourselves f*ckin' blamo.

I luuuuuuuurve Christmas!

And now we only got 7 sleeps left, I figure we gotta throw in the minstrels alongside the tinsel.

So post your festive favorites here, guys.

This gonna be our jukebox of yuletide kitsch to warm our hearts an' lift our spirits as the days tick down to

squee! squee! squee!

squee! squee! squee!

squee! squee! squee!

squee! squee! squee!

Christmas Day!


First up, a song that never fails to set the scene for imminent debauched merrymakin'.

srsly, I have no defense against these guys an' their post-Roman togas...

https://youtu.be/6GpqnlFpEvg
#christmas #figgy pudding #music #rejoicing #self-induced coma
  • Profile picture of the author Frank Donovan
    7 sleeps, 14 naps, and at least 1 coma. Bring it on.


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    Gotta love that gal's flares.

    She is like a hooman fan.
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    • Profile picture of the author Kay King
      Haven't heard "sleeps" in years...that's what my younger son used to say - "how many sleeps do we have to do before ...Christmas (or birthday or trip to the zoo or vacation or....)

      To which his 3.5 yr older brother would say "it's not 'sleeps' - it's 'nights'".

      Younger: What do you do at night

      ...and they were off!
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      • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
        I blame The Muppets.
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        • Profile picture of the author peterj
          Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

          I blame The Muppets.
          Weeell, if you will hang out in the OTF......
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          • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
            Originally Posted by peterj View Post

            Weeell, if you will hang out in the OTF......
            Tellya, we got the hardcore fluffy down here.

            Moved by an inspirational hand to put on an unmissable show, we

            ...actually, no — this line prolly belongs in the vagina trail.
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        • Profile picture of the author Enfusia
          Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

          I blame The Muppets.
          Animal was the man!

          Loved that dude.

          The kind you'd really like to invite to parties, so long as it's not your house.

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          • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
            Originally Posted by Enfusia View Post

            Animal was the man!

            Loved that dude.

            The kind you'd really like to invite to parties, so long as it's not your country.

            Patrick
            Ha!

            He was real mean.
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