So You're Laying On Your Death Bed ...

beath bed or worth bed?

Work less. Love more. And Claude sucks.

I would get out of my death bed, and find another bed!

Might want to fix the title

Here is the answer don't wait until it is almost to late to let people know important stuff

Success is a long term process not some bit of wisdom you can impart in a few hours

Steve jobs said, "Wow" on his death bed, before passing away, and the bright light thing, that l won't go into here.

Similar thing with one of the Beatles, but he didn't say wow.

He probably said, "let it be"?

My advice would be start working so hard as you dont have air to bring your dream to life .Stop wasting time on tv shows ,games etc .Start and make this dream a reality

Find someone with the same mindset as your mother and put a ring on it.



and for my foes... duck!

"What you dowin' eyeballin' my sorry ass? Ain't there nuthin' good on TV?"

You guys are so mean to one anothah!

What if there be a GLUT on DEATH an' you all slung in the same bed?

Would your vicious personal attacks continue ... or would you groop hug as your tongues flailed myootyool death rattles into the air?

An' where is Whatto anyhow?

He standin' by in a nurse outfit, poised to administer rejuvenatin' Roo hormones as a speedy absorb shot gonna pull evrywan back from the brink?

Tellya, if I in this nightmare scenario evah, prolly I would wanna be preparin' for the Reaper next to Claude & Rifflepops.

I would rise up from between their combative death spasms like a meerkat pokin' its head outta a desert hideyhole.

An' I would scream, "hormones on Moi, Whatto!" an' prepare for the pump action squirt gun of renooed vigor like I the nemesis of all epitaph.

Haha vicious personal attacks .. ever see woman talk about their freaks inds and other woman when they are not around now that is visious.

Haha

I thought that was what "Avengers - Infinity War" was for?

Sorry Princess, Contractual Agreements have to be honored.

You are welcome Dan.

what is this ?????

You should not think such question. If you are thinking then you nothing will get. So stop it and take some actions. Become a skilled person.
Some rule you can follow to become effective person -

• Start reading books on daily basis.
• start workout on daily basis.
• learn new skills.
• make any target to achieve in next 6 months.
• Visit some new places.
• Start meditations to calm the mind.
  

Always think about what you're able to give freely instead of thinking about what you'd like to receive

Ok I will give an option I cought it will be something I remember in40 plus years but here goes .

And this is meant to sound harsh not wise .regrets are for stupid people who feel they are on the wrong path . And believe if they can go back and do a few things different .they would be on a better path .

So they they stay on the crappy path and make no effort to get on a better path .

Then there are people and groups of people who have a real short period where things are great and sprpend the rest of their lives trying to recreate that ..and miss window after window for the next chance for things to be great .

If your past is shatty stop living in your past

I'd caution my loved ones that although Lay Lady Lay and Lay Down Sally might be great songs, Bob Dylan and Eric Clapton are sadly less impressive on matters of English grammar.

With a bit of luck, that might prompt them to let me lie in peace for a while.

Gotta say, I figured an IRL thought experiment 'bout this baby.

First move was to soak a blanket in the bath an' freeze it.

Second, I shopped for plenty alcohol, plus real gloomsy music kinda works out only on a FUNERAL kinda playlist.

So, yeah, kinda ... music on.

Then ima throw on all my winter sweaters, multilayer out on panties & bras, wrap myself in curtains ... an' jump in the bath.

If'n I can walk straight (cos I got alcohol dreaminess masqueradin' as my life passin' before me now ... plus limbs mummified in a non-metaphorical way cozza curtains), likely ima hit the sack an' pull on my frozen blankets for XTRA FRICKIN' CHILL.

Then ima lie there an' be miraculously conschwaahs an' functional, wondrin' why I nevah jus' watched TV.

Evrythin' as may skip into life kinda don't happen too good from no death bed POV -- even if you collude with my evident fancy an' pack REAL POWAH VODKAH steada jus' beer for the alc stuffs in my experiment -- which I guess says why would you wanna figure no deathbed scenario anyways?

Gotta figure if'n anywan can fantasize deathbed scenarios outta choice, they kinda noplace actschwlly deathbed.

An' in my sweet, inspirational way, I would wanna figure always for this ever fleetin' abscence of Oblivion to manifest as a life-enhancin' catalyst.

But FFS, there ain't time.

So ... how best to balance freezin' blankets on a hypothetical whim with havin' zero choice 'bout nuthin' cos the Reaper fingerin' your ass checkin' if you NEXT?

Likely the lousiest sex manuals evah euphemise this conundrum as "interplay".

Tellya, I can lay on my deathbed, prolly I still got sum kinda choice 'bout what sheets gowin' on tamara.

My advice: Follow your passion and become the number 1.

1. Be active.

2. Don't spend time daydreaming.

3. Work to have more time; not more money.

To live every day as if it's your last and not dwell on things that don't matter in the long run.

Never stop trying. Have patience. Dont stop progressing.

Love Claude more !

My advice would be start working so hard as you dont have air to bring your dream to life.