Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.
I bravely did my 60.
Minutes that is.
I was just learning to drive and decided to take my new - used car out for a spin without a licensed driver in the car with me.
After a couple of minutes...
I made a extremely wild right turn and what do you know???
Here comes a officer of the law on a motorcycle directly towards me.
My first car was a real piece of s***, my right turn was wild indeed so of course...
...Motorcycle cop makes a u-tun and decides to follow me.
He does this for about 2 blocks and then signals for me to pull over as I happen to be approaching my granny's house.
My little cousins are outside playing and I instruct them to hurry and get grandma!!!
The officer requests my license and registration and I hand him my learners permit and my registration.
I try to pretend that I didn't know it was not a license etc. and the officer laughs and tells me that he going to have to arrest me.
My grandmother calls my parents with the news.
The officer calls a squad car to escort me downtown for processing.
within 15 minutes...
I'm put in the back of the squad car and I proceed to lay down in the car taking a peak every now and then to see where we are in the journey.
Of course the officer asks why I'm laying down and I reply...
"I don't want anyone to see me in here" and he let's out a good hearty laugh.
Now I'm in the police station...
The Sargent in charge says...
How much bail can you come up with???
I reply in my most pitiful voice...
Only about $50 dollars.
$50 it is.
Now it's time to take me to a cell...
Dude opens the cell, I walk in and as I ask about my one phone call, he slams the cell door on me and gives me a evil look - as he locks the cell.
10 minutes later they allow me to make a call and I'm informed that my sister is on the way to bail me out.
About an hour later my sis bails me out.
2-3 weeks later I go to court.
The guy before me gives the judge a very hard time just for a plea of guilty or not guilty.
For some crazy reason....
I decide to do the same.
When the judge asks me how do I plead...
I start my song and dance and he repeats the question.
I proceed to stretch him to the extreme outer limits of his patience before I finally plead guilty and he hits me with $50 fine.
We pay the fine and I'm a free man!!