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Quote of the Day

by Ron Kerr
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'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of s**t.'
  • Profile picture of the author cj9253
    LOL that is great and very true.
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  • Profile picture of the author Shane Bryan
    Very true! I like that.
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    • Profile picture of the author YiKeS
      Give her lip ... and yes she WILL make it fat!

      But give her your bank account tho
      and tell me she`ll make it bigger

      IF there is a woman that does that

      I WANT ONE!!

      (NO .. not BIGGER debt .. lol)

      Christopher J.
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      • Profile picture of the author Dixiebelle
        This is one of my favorites:

        Treat a woman like a thoroughbred, and she will never become an old nag.

        Dixie
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  • Profile picture of the author Dave Patterson
    Originally Posted by Ron Kerr View Post

    'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
    So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of s**t.'
    Is that YOUR quote Ron?

    I want to pass this along to a few folks that like a chuckle in the mornings.
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    • Profile picture of the author Ron Kerr
      Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

      Is that YOUR quote Ron?

      I want to pass this along to a few folks that like a chuckle in the mornings.
      No, it is not originally by me, just one of those things that float around from time to time.

      But thank you for thinking I might be smart enough to come up with that.
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      • Profile picture of the author Dave Patterson
        Originally Posted by Ron Kerr View Post


        But thank you for thinking I might be smart enough to come up with that.
        Well....actually "smart" wasn't what first came to mind.

        My first thought was "Uh-Oh, this guy must have given his lady a little crap today"

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  • Profile picture of the author acreativetouch
    I need a man who thinks like that....and YES, I would take the bank account and make it bigger.

    dorothy
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  • Profile picture of the author ReplyGenie
    Here's a quote:

    "You laugh cause i'm different... i laugh cause you're all the same!"
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  • Profile picture of the author Thomas Wilkinson
    The more I deal with women, the better I like cats.

    Tom
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    • Profile picture of the author Rick McCombs
      Originally Posted by Thomas Wilkinson View Post

      The more I deal with women, the better I like cats.

      Tom
      Amen Brother!!
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  • Profile picture of the author jayottoc
    I love woman, owe my live to, have been taught, saved, loved by women, and father of 3. My 12 yr old cat love my wife more than he loves me.
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