Hooked On IM

The first time I read a sales letter that said I can sit in front of my computer naked and make millions I knew I had just read the perfect job description. After all, I was born naked, so what could be more natural.

But when I got to the part where it said I needed a web cam I was disappointed to say the least. Even a mirror is scary these days. I don't know how much money you can make posting gross images online, but it can't be that much. If that was the case I'm sure I'd be paying a lot for more for my Fat Beach Mammas In Heat membership.

Luckily for me I read another sales letter that said I can sit in front of my computer in my pajamas and make millions. Now this one was a lot more believable. No web cam, just my finger on the 'SEND' button, all the rest will be taken care of.

Making Money Magically

Now, don't get me wrong, I still play the lottery regularly, but this sounded as close to a government job as anyone in my position who isn't a handicapped female minority can land.

Anyway, at this point in my journey I've done all the right things. I've set up my ClickBank account, got my Google Adsense account, signed up on every IMers' list who had any possibility of putting at least two sentences together in English, all the right stuff. There isn't a product on the planet I don't consider myself an affiliate for.

If you can read it, watch it, listen to it, eat it, wear it, sit on it, whatever, I know where I can sign up as an affiliate promoter for it. If it ever gets to the point where I'll have to get my own website, that page will have more links in it than the chain that holds the Moon in orbit around the Earth.

It's Like My Dream Job

So the future looks bright, I'm checking my accounts after every meal, and waiting for my first big check to come in the mail. In the meantime I'm plastering my walls with pictures of Lamborghinis, big yachts, my dream mansion by the beach, and of course some of the more important stuff like a new computer, a big screen HDTV, an Iphone, and a Wii for when things get slow and I have time to play.

All in all this journey has been everything they said it would be. I haven't gotten out of my pajamas in over a month, I work from home, I don't have a boss, and my dreams are starting to replace reality.

That's All For Now

I have to get back to writing my home study course about making millions on the internet. I hope I didn't reveal too much information in this post, after all, I want people to buy my course, and I've just given most of the good nuggets away here.

But first I have to check my emails so I can keep up with the latest offers. Everything is evolving so fast I'm just thankful I have time to read all those things. Some of those videos are really cool. Especially that beach bum guy who looks like Jesus. That Pee Wee Herman guy is pretty cool, too. He's a pagan and he hangs around with Jesus, go figure.

I guess this business makes for some pretty strange bedfellows.

KJ