by WalkingCarpet Banned
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Took a vacation to Valhalla.
But something about you lot that I missed pretty bad. Can't put me finger on it.
So I am a back.
  • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
    It's like the Sun just came out.
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    • Profile picture of the author Kay King
      Maybe now you have sunglasses, you'll start saving up for a shirt?
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      Saving one dog will not save the world....but will forever change the world for one dog.
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      • Profile picture of the author WalkingCarpet
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        Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

        Maybe now you have sunglasses, you'll start saving up for a shirt?
        I burnt all me shirts.
        Me client sent me some from Canada but not here yet
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    • Profile picture of the author WalkingCarpet
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      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

      It's like the Sun just came out.
      And ain't you shinier than ever Joseph.
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  • Profile picture of the author Nate Simms
    Won't you please just go the **** away forever?
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    • Profile picture of the author butters
      Originally Posted by Nate Simms View Post

      Won't you please just go the **** away forever?
      Don't be jealous of WC!
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      • Profile picture of the author Nate Simms
        Originally Posted by butters View Post

        Don't be jealous of WC!
        Jealous of what?

        ... that he is a forthright bigot who does not realize just how unfunny and annoying he is? He is one of those people that laughs at his own jokes without realizing the entire room is staring at him attempting to figure out if he is mentally handicapped or not.
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        • Profile picture of the author butters
          Originally Posted by Nate Simms View Post

          Jealous of what?

          ... that he is a forthright bigot who does not realize just how unfunny and annoying he is? He is one of those people that laughs at his own jokes without realizing the entire room is staring at him attempting to figure out if he is mentally handicapped or not.
          Comedy is an oppinion, where you see offense others see comedy... Telling him to f*** off is just equally as rude so let's stop the hypochracy now shall we .
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          • Profile picture of the author Nate Simms
            Originally Posted by butters View Post

            Comedy is an oppinion, where you see offense others see comedy... Telling him to f*** off is just equally as rude so let's stop the hypochracy now shall we .
            The guy talks about "killing Muslims wholesale with airstrikes."

            ... so take your "rude" and "comedy" argument and shove it where the sun doesn't shine.
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            • Profile picture of the author butters
              Originally Posted by Nate Simms View Post

              The guy talks about "killing Muslims wholesale with airstrikes."

              ... so take your "rude" and "comedy" argument and shove it where the sun doesn't shine.
              Now who's being a bigot...
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              • Profile picture of the author Nate Simms
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                • Profile picture of the author butters
                  Originally Posted by Nate Simms View Post

                  I am a bigot because I don't support killing "Muslims wholesale?"

                  ... I think the entire room is looking at you now.
                  I never mentioned Muslims... You jumped to that conclusion. I stated a simple oppinion and you decided to shove that up my ass since it didnt fit with yours. So yeah, biggotry is intolerance of other opinions, so sure, I'll stick by my previous post.
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                  • Profile picture of the author Nate Simms
                    Originally Posted by butters View Post

                    I never mentioned Muslims... You jumped to that conclusion. I stated a simple oppinion and you decided to shove that up my ass since it didnt fit with yours. So yeah, biggotry is intolerance of other opinions, so sure, I'll stick by my previous post.
                    So you supporting killing Muslims is inferred.

                    Good to know.

                    It's only a matter of time before this thread get nuked anyways, so here's to a virtual beer and burying the hatchet.
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                    • Profile picture of the author butters
                      Originally Posted by Nate Simms View Post

                      So you supporting killing Muslims is inferred.

                      Good to know.
                      Once again, your jumping to conclusions... I don't agree with bombing innocent Muslims, bomb a terrorist I couldn't care about. It's sad that when some points out when your just being as belittling and bigoted as someone your complaining about you resorts to attacks. Really sad....
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                      • Profile picture of the author Nate Simms
                        Originally Posted by butters View Post

                        Once again, your jumping to conclusions... I don't agree with bombing innocent Muslims, bomb a terrorist I couldn't care about. It's sad that when some points out when your just being as belittling and bigoted as someone your complaining about you resorts to attacks. Really sad....
                        Then you said have said that to begin with and not said "where others see offense, others see comedy."

                        So we are united: kill terrorists, but not innocents. American flag, bald eagle, etc., etc., holy shit where's the tylenol.
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                        • Profile picture of the author butters
                          Originally Posted by Nate Simms View Post

                          Then you said have said that to begin with and not said "where others see offense, others see comedy."

                          So we are united: kill terrorists, but not innocents. American flag, bald eagle, etc., etc., holy shit where's the tylenol.
                          I prefer the British flag
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                          • Profile picture of the author Nate Simms
                            Originally Posted by butters View Post

                            I prefer the British flag
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                            • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
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                              • Profile picture of the author Nate Simms
                                Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

                                Thread closing in 3,2,1..
                                Par for the course anytime that WalkingCarpet is involved in a thread.
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                                • Profile picture of the author Cali16
                                  Originally Posted by Nate Simms View Post

                                  Par for the course anytime that WalkingCarpet is involved in a thread.
                                  With all due respect, Nate, WC hasn't said anything in this thread to get it closed. You're the one who's been making personal attacks, which is against WF rules (or at least it used to be). And, with credit to the OP, he has wisely chosen to ignore your remarks.

                                  Just put him on your ignore list and forget about him (trust me, using that function can really make the forum a lot more enjoyable). He is what he is and it's highly unlikely he's going to change.
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                                  • Profile picture of the author Nate Simms
                                    Originally Posted by Cali16 View Post

                                    He is what he is and it's highly unlikely he's going to change.
                                    Which begets the point that his -- what, third ban? -- was lifted yet again.

                                    .. and yet, Alexa -- who is only guilty of not shutting her mouth regarding how the forum is improperly handled anymore -- is likely never getting her ban lifted.

                                    But, yes, you are right. Block list.

                                    Pretty sure "personal attacks" is a broad classification here, though, in regards to WC.
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                                  • Profile picture of the author kindsvater
                                    Originally Posted by Cali16 View Post

                                    your ignore list and forget about him (trust me, using that function can really make the forum a lot more enjoyable).
                                    The ignore list is one of the best features of the forum. You're right. It does make it more enjoyable. Trolls and those with negative vibes are not on "my" WF anymore.

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  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
    Well, this is going swimmingly.
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      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      Well, this is going swimmingly.
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      • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
        Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

        I realize Claude is supposed to be swimming, but I prefer to think that he's flying via propulsion from his own gas. It's considerably more likely that way.
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        • Profile picture of the author Kurt
          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

          I realize Claude is supposed to be swimming, but I prefer to think that he's flying via propulsion from his own gas. It's considerably more likely that way.
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          • Profile picture of the author yukon
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            • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
              The amount of weight Claude lost, just by playing Twister is phenomenal. Does not seem to have affected the size of his head though?
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              • Profile picture of the author yukon
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                Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

                The amount of weight Claude lost, just by playing Twister is phenomenal. Does not seem to have affected the size of his head though?
                The Twister board is rigged.
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            • Profile picture of the author discrat
              Originally Posted by yukon View Post

              Oh okay there is the infamous chins I keep hearing about . j/k
              Or did Kurt crop that in ?
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              • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                Originally Posted by discrat View Post

                Oh okay there is the infamous chins I keep hearing about . j/k
                Or did Kurt crop that in ?
                Nope. I am a man of many chins. I have multiple chins, and Kurt has no neck. And for that reason alone, I will never bear his child.




                Man, that's funny. I mean.....I hate you.

                Follow up statement;....Shut up!
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                  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                  Nope. I am a man of many chins. I have multiple chins, and Kurt has no neck. And for that reason alone, I will never bear his child.



                  Man, that's funny. I mean.....I hate you.

                  Follow up statement;....Shut up!

                  You're a real Chin Dynasty...

                  BTW, care to explain the physics as to why your fart bubbles sink?
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                  • Profile picture of the author TimPhelan
                    Originally Posted by Kurt View Post



                    BTW, care to explain the physics as to why your fart bubbles sink?
                    Those aren't farts.
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                    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                      Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

                      I didn't do anything to that pic. If it was me, I would have gotten Claude's "no neck" correct. If you notice in his real avatar pic, his neck is so short his eye level is almost even with his shoulders.
                      The reality is, when I had that photo taken, maybe 10 years ago, the photographer had me lean forward and tilt my head up, to hide my double chin.

                      Ahhhhh, the days when I only had two chins......
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                      • Profile picture of the author Kurt
                        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                        The reality is, when I had that photo taken, maybe 10 years ago, the photographer had me lean forward and tilt my head up, to hide my double chin.

                        Ahhhhh, the days when I only had two chins......
                        That's not it. Either you're a hunchback like Igor or you were walking past a construction area and a demolition ball was dropped on your head, impacting your neck a foot into your torso...maybe both.
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                  • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                    Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

                    You're a real Chin Dynasty...

                    BTW, care to explain the physics as to why your fart bubbles sink?
                    My farts are made of gold.
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                    • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
                      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                      My farts are made of gold.
                      Fools Gold
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                      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                        Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

                        Fools Gold
                        Man.......I have to admit, you're really really good at this.


                        Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

                        That's not it. Either you're a hunchback like Igor or you were walking past a construction area and a demolition ball was dropped on your head, impacting your neck a foot into your torso...maybe both.
                        You're just jealous, because I have imaginary friends...


                        Follow up statement; .......and they all hate you.
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                        • Profile picture of the author yukon
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                          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                          Man.......I have to admit, you're really really good at this.
                          Is that a first?
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                          • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                            Originally Posted by yukon View Post

                            Is that a first?
                            Edited;

                            No. Even though there is some real insanity here, there is also some real high level witty banter, from a good number of intelligent people.

                            I wish Kurt would be able to join us.
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                            • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
                              Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                              Edited;

                              No. Even though there is some real insanity here, there is also some real high level witty banter, from a good number of intelligent people.

                              I wish Kurt would be able to join us.
                              "Us"?




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                    • Profile picture of the author Kurt
                      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                      My farts are made of gold.
                      I'll guess your favorite Bond movie is "Gold Pull My Finger".
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                      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                        Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

                        I'll guess your favorite Bond movie is "Gold Pull My Finger".
                        And your favorite Bond movie should be Live And Let Kurt Die.

                        Or maybe Dr. Just Say No
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                          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                          And your favorite Bond movie should be Live And Let Kurt Die.

                          Or maybe Dr. I Said No
                          Wrong in both cases...It's Thunderballs.
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                          • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                            Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

                            Wrong in both cases...It's Thunderballs.
                            That rumbling and popping sound isn't coming from there...but you're close.

                            Thunderbutt.



                            Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

                            More like, The Man With The Golden Bum.

                            But perhaps that's For Your Eyes Only which would make you a Moon Raper
                            Fixed it for you.
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                            • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
                              Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                              That rumbling and popping sound isn't coming from there...but you're close.

                              Thunderbutt.





                              Fixed it for you.
                              I expect with Kurt it's a View To A Kill but despite you getting your Licence To Kill back I suggest you exercise restraint and just knock The Living Daylights out of him. Never Say Never Again though, Kurt can Die Another Day.
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                              • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
                                I suppose I had better finish this off...

                                The Spy Who Loved Me, who used to work On Her Majesty's Secret Service, was hired to check up on Claude and his health. He can take Solace that his Quan-tum does not stick out Of his shirt so much due to his diet.

                                I originally got her as an import bride From Russia With Love but it did not work out. I had promised her the Earth as to the lifestyle she would be leading here but she said The World Is Not Enough. I gave her jewelry and said Diamonds Are Forever but she still rejected me and took up with a German taxi driver called Kurt. She was an interesting lady though who had lost her sight on the right side and had a false Golden Eye.

                                To make matters worst my beloved cat, Octopussy nearly died for the second time this week so I had to remind it that the 9 lives quote was a myth and You Only Live Twice.

                                Well, Tomorrow Never Dies as they say so I'm off to the Casino Royale to do some gambling lest the Skyfall's in.

                                There, done
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                                • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
                                  Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

                                  I suppose I had better finish this off...

                                  The Spy Who Loved Me, who used to work On Her Majesty's Secret Service, was hired to check up on Claude and his health. He can take Solace that his Quan-tum does not stick out Of his shirt so much due to his diet.

                                  I originally got her as an import bride From Russia With Love but it did not work out. I had promised her the Earth as to the lifestyle she would be leading here but she said The World Is Not Enough. I gave her jewelry and said Diamonds Are Forever but she still rejected me and took up with a German taxi driver called Kurt. She was an interesting lady though who had lost her sight on the right side and had a false Golden Eye.

                                  To make matters worst my beloved cat, Octopussy nearly died for the second time this week so I had to remind it that the 9 lives quote was a myth and You Only Live Twice.

                                  Well, Tomorrow Never Dies as they say so I'm off to the Casino Royale to do some gambling lest the Skyfall's in.

                                  There, done


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                      • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
                        Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

                        I'll guess your favorite Bond movie is "Gold Pull My Finger".
                        More like, The Man With The Golden Bum.

                        But perhaps that's For Your Eyes Only which would make you a Moon Raker
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                Originally Posted by discrat View Post

                Oh okay there is the infamous chins I keep hearing about . j/k
                Or did Kurt crop that in ?
                I didn't do anything to that pic. If it was me, I would have gotten Claude's "no neck" correct. If you notice in his real avatar pic, his neck is so short his eye level is almost even with his shoulders.


                The only other time I've ever seen someone with their shoulders and eyes on the same horizontal line was Igor in Young Frankenstein:


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  • Profile picture of the author DougBarger
    Brian, when I just read your post and read your username, I remembered the sales letter you wrote for the War Room so many years ago. I really enjoyed that one.
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    Awesome! I love it there myself/
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  • Profile picture of the author WalkingCarpet
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    How come every thread is a Kurt Joe battle?
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