Claude's back!!!

Alexa Smith

Banned 13 years ago

I'm very relieved ... I was rather concerned (and extremely surprised) about that. Welcome back.

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Claude Whitacre

13 years ago

In the Offline Forum, I posted a link to a sales page for an event. The link (I think) was an affiliate link. That's the reason given for the short Banning.

I pasted the link not knowing it was an affiliate link. I wasn't the affiliate, so I didn't think to check. From now on, I will.

I broke the rules, I paid, I'm back.

It makes me very happy that I was missed.

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MissTerraK

13 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

In the Offline Forum, I posted a link to a sales page for an event. The link (I think) was an affiliate link. That's the reason for the short Banning.

I pasted the link not knowing it was an affiliate link. I wasn't the affiliate, so I didn't think to check. From now on, I will.

I broke the rules, I paid, I'm back.

It makes me very happy that I was missed.

Okay, let's look for the bright side of this...

Ummm, er, ah, hmmm...

Okay, how about getting temporarily banned is better than getting permanently canned?

Terra

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Kurt

13 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

In the Offline Forum, I posted a link to a sales page for an event. The link (I think) was an affiliate link. That's the reason given for the short Banning.

I pasted the link not knowing it was an affiliate link. I wasn't the affiliate, so I didn't think to check. From now on, I will.

I broke the rules, I paid, I'm back.

It makes me very happy that I was missed.

That's it? Can't you at least embellish the story a bit for those of us that need a little more drama and entertainment in our lives? I promise I'll laugh and I'll cry.

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13 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

In the Offline Forum, I posted a link to a sales page for an event. The link (I think) was an affiliate link. That's the reason given for the short Banning.

I pasted the link not knowing it was an affiliate link. I wasn't the affiliate, so I didn't think to check. From now on, I will.

I broke the rules, I paid, I'm back.

It makes me very happy that I was missed.

Glad you're back Claude!!
The same thing just happened to me, except the link was not an affiliate link... and I was banned for a month. :p
(with due respect to the mods, they can't tell if a link is an affiliate link or not)

No more links in posts for me (except for YouTube).
Jenny

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sbucciarel

Banned 13 years ago

Hooray for Claude! Let's have a party!

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MissTerraK

13 years ago

Originally Posted by Kay King

So glad to see you are back among the great unbanned OT folks

Whatever you did - don't do that thing again!!! And if it was my fault, I'm sorry....and if Sal or Terra did it....we'll fix it.

Not my fault! It was a big misunderstanding, I swear!

What I asked for, was to see Claude tanned, not banned!

:p

Welcome back Claude!

You were missed!

Terra

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Big Rob

13 years ago

What'd ya do, My Friend?

Naughty,naughty

Don't do it again.

Who else would I discuss Comics with? Riffle? He's mean to me!

Stick around,Wooster. We need you here.

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biddut24

13 years ago

Yes, we should have a party.

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Jason Kanigan

13 years ago

So the message is...

Don't link anything anywhere for anyone, ever.

Except in your sig.

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Kay King

13 years ago

I pasted the link not knowing it was an affiliate link. I wasn't the affiliate, so I didn't think to check. From now on, I will.

Ok - let me get this straight. You were banned for stupid?

It takes talent to break the rules without a chance of profiting from it!

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Claude Whitacre

13 years ago

Originally Posted by Kay King

Ok - let me get this straight. You were banned for stupid?

It takes talent to break the rules without a chance of profiting from it!

Kay; That was very Churlish of you to say that.:rolleyes:

I just learned the word "Churlish" from an Alexa post, so I wanted to use it in a sentence.

Everyone; Kay called me stupid.....tonight, when we set our clocks back an hour....I'll fix it so Kay never gets that hour back! I'm going to hide that hour in a secret drawer in my dresser.

(Maybe I shouldn't have said exactly where I was hiding it. I'm bad at keeping secrets)

That's for calling me stupid, and talking about me behind my back..right to my face!

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Kay King

13 years ago

I'm nothing if not churlish:p

When your wife pokes you tonight and tells you "someone's in the house"....remember it's just me looking for my hour.

Didn't mean YOU were stupid - just that posting someone else's aff link is such an unmarketer, unpromotional thing to do on a forum like this:rolleyes:

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Claude Whitacre

13 years ago

Originally Posted by Kay King

I'm nothing if not churlish:p

When your wife pokes you tonight and tells you "someone's in the house"....remember it's just me looking for my hour.

Didn't mean YOU were stupid - just that posting someone else's aff link is such an unmarketer, unpromotional thing to do on a forum like this:rolleyes:

So now you're calling me an unmarketer?! Keep digging a hole, young lady. :rolleyes:

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Wait a minute Rob, I know comics better than anyone here!

How many places but here, could an adult say that and get respect?

Your Kung Fu is very powerful.

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bizgrower

13 years ago

We know it wasn't Sal's fault, because she calls him Clyde.

I thought it might have been the he and Riffle crossed a boundary.
(I should say that Riffle caused him to cross a boundary, which would be
understandable.)

Very glad and relieved it was for a simple boo-boo and very glad you're back.
The fort was not the same.

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Dan Riffle

13 years ago

Originally Posted by Big Rob

Who else would I discuss Comics with? Riffle? He's mean to me!

Originally Posted by bizgrower

I thought it might have been the he and Riffle crossed a boundary. (I should say that Riffle caused him to cross a boundary, which would be understandable.)

What the hell?:confused::confused::confused::rolleyes:

Actually, at first I thought maybe Claude and I might have taken some banter too far, but I didn't get banned, so that didn't make sense.

Biz - I call you "Biz" because we share the same name and I've always found calling other people "Dan" somewhat creepy. I can't explain it. I'm weird. - if anything, Claude baits me into banter wars. Trust me, he's a master baiter.

(Glad you're back, buddy!)

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MissTerraK 13 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

...Trust me, he a master baiter.

Dan! How many times must I ask you to behave?

Well, I can say this...

True Riffle style. :rolleyes:

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bizgrower

13 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

What the hell?:confused::confused::confused::rolleyes:

Actually, at first I thought maybe Claude and I might have taken some banter too far, but I didn't get banned, so that didn't make sense.

Biz - I call you "Biz" because we share the same name and I've always found calling other people "Dan" somewhat creepy. I can't explain it. I'm weird. - if anything, Claude baits me into banter wars. Trust me, he's a master baiter.

(Glad you're back, buddy!)

Actually, I also find it a bit awkward with other people named Dan. One night
in the little bar where I used to play pool, there were 7 of us in that little place.

There is a Danny where I live now. He strongly insists on being called Danny because
his Dad called him Dan. Not sure if it's just the way his Dad said it, or that his Dad was
abusive, or both. Anyway, it's the first time I've viewed Danny as a completely separate
name.

Biz

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Claude Whitacre

13 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Biz - I call you "Biz" because we share the same name and I've always found calling other people "Dan" somewhat creepy.

I find calling people Dan creepy too. From now on, you are "The Alabaster Taliwhacker". :rolleyes:

My middle name is Steven, and I grew up being called Steve. I was Steve for much of my adult life.

At one point, I had an office full of salespeople working for me. Five were named Steve. So I decided to go by my first name, Claude.

Now back to brilliant...Brilliant humor....

I only knew one kid named Dan while I was growing up. He was a sarcastic, Churlish, (Yes, very Churlish) mean guy that used to tease me relentlessly. And I vowed (Yes..vowed) that when I grew up, I would defeat anyone named Dan in mortal verbal combat.

I am here to fulfill that prophesy!

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bizgrower

13 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I find calling people Dan creepy too. From now on, you are "The Alabaster Taliwhacker". :rolleyes:

My middle name is Steven, and I grew up being called Steve. I was Steve for much of my adult life.

At one point, I had an office full of salespeople working for me. Five were named Steve. So I decided to go by my first name, Claude.

Now back to brilliant...Brilliant humor....

I only knew one kid named Dan while I was growing up. He was a sarcastic, Churlish, (Yes, very Churlish) mean guy that used to tease me relentlessly. And I vowed (Yes..vowed) that when I grew up, I would defeat anyone named Dan in mortal verbal combat.

I am here to fulfill that prophesy!

Hopefully only Dans whose last name in this forum starts with the letter "R".

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13 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

My middle name is Steven, and I grew up being called Steve. I was Steve for much of my adult life.

At one point, I had an office full of salespeople working for me. Five were named Steve. So I decided to go by my first name, Claude.

Steve,

I think it'll be fun to refer to you this way exclusively from here on out and watch everyone scratch their heads and say,

"Who's STEVE?"

"Steve... ya know... Steve... the OP..."

"The OP's name is CLAUDE..."

"Yes, it is. That's why I called him Steve..."

"Huh?"

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tagiscom

13 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Terra; Thanks for bringing this up. I was trying to forget that my head is the size of a watermelon. Kids used to tease me about it....."sniff"..."sniff"....

As an adult, I would be interrupted by businessmen wanting to advertise on my forehead.

My head was so big as a baby, that my birthday is January sixth, seventh, and eighth. The nurses thought my name was "AAAARRRGGHHHH!" because that's what my Mom said when I was born.

I was interviewed once because I have the world's largest head. The interviewer asked "Claude, if your head could talk...what would it say?":confused:

"Sniff".....please give me a moment to compose myself.....

When I fly, I check my baggage, and they ask me if I want to take my head with me as carry on luggage. How Churlish of them.

When I go to the theater, the people sitting in back of me tell me to remove my huge hat. I have to say "That's not a huge hat. It's my head"...and then their children cry, because they can't watch the movie. :confused:

My head is a certified flotation device in case of an airplane crash as sea.

And now Terra.....on the day after my glorious return...you bring up my head size.....

Well, I just hope you're proud of yourself, little sister!

(I just had 10 minutes, and couldn't help myself.

)

Guys; I want you to all know that I would rather be here among you...than among the finest people in the world! (I've been saving that one for a particularly churlish day) :rolleyes:

Hmmmm, tempting, but l'd better not! :rolleyes:

I will go easy on you since you have suffered enough, Claude,....l mean Steve, or Super Claude??? :rolleyes:

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KimW

13 years ago

Claude,
I think you know the difference between a magician and an illusionist now.
An illusionist would make everyone think you had disappeared,a magician will make you disappear!

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Steven Wagenheim 13 years ago

I remember getting banned for calling everybody idiots.

At least you could have done something close to that dramatic. But this?

I'm ashamed to call you a fellow banee.
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KimW

13 years ago

Wait a minute Rob, I know comics better than anyone here!

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Big Rob 13 years ago

Originally Posted by KimW

Wait a minute Rob, I know comics better than anyone here!

Mental note: Kim knows Comics, and sometimes comedy....
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13 years ago

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Dan Riffle 13 years ago

Originally Posted by BrianMcLeod

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[Caption: "Oh, you guys gotta smell this one!]

(Seriously, really glad you're back.)
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  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
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Originally Posted by BrianMcLeod

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HeySal

13 years ago

OH Holy Heck, LMAO. I missed the whole thing. When I first saw the title I remembered TB got banned recently, too -- and thought: *Wow, I missed a hella fight*

..and if Sal or Terra did it....we'll fix it.

Uhhhhh......I haven't even managed to get ME banned yet. I know I'm one awesome dvia, though. I can make a guy say anything he wants to.

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twister85

13 years ago

You know what! When I come here after 50 years I want to see you people the exact same way you're now. Never change!

And welcome back Claude.

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laurencewins

13 years ago

I saw the ban and I wondered what happened but was too scared to ask in case I got banned too. Welcome back Claude. I figured it had to be something simple and only a short ban.
If they ever banned you permanently, it would be like removing one of the pillars of this forum. So welcome back.

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Dan Riffle 13 years ago

Originally Posted by laurencewins

If they ever banned you permanently, it would be like removing one of the pillars of this forum. So welcome back.

Oh, boy. That's going to go straight to his head.
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SShip

13 years ago

All I have to say is thank goodness the ban didn't last long, as I love reading what Claude has to say. Even though I don't completely agree with "all" he writes, he's a down to earth type of guy. If and when you can get Claude to change his point of view, he's willing.

Welcome back Claude!

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thunderbird

13 years ago

Claude Whitacre is back? Wow, I better hurry; there is no need to recalibrate the universe after all. Hope I can cancel the transaction in time.

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Jason Kanigan

13 years ago

See, this thread is an example of why I like it down here.

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Dennis Gaskill

13 years ago

You folks need to quit feeding Claude's ego. If it goes to his head he might do stuff to get banned again so he can re-experience the welcome back messages.

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bizgrower

13 years ago

Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill

You folks need to quit feeding Claude's ego. If it goes to his head he might do stuff to get banned again so he can re-experience the welcome back messages.

And then it might develop into a negative publicity tactic that he uses everywhere, in every market he enters. And then he'll do a WSO about it.

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MissTerraK

13 years ago

Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill

You folks need to quit feeding Claude's ego. If it goes to his head he might do stuff to get banned again so he can re-experience the welcome back messages.

Too late, Dennis.

Look up...It's a bird...it's a plane...no, it's Claude with his head as big as a hot air balloon!

Sorry Claude, I know you wanted it to be Superman being a comic fan and all.

Ah heck! Now I feel guilty...

Okay, you're not Superman but will a super man do?

Now please, come back down to earth! :p

Terra

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tagiscom

13 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Too late, Dennis.

Look up...It's a bird...it's a plane...no, it's Claude with his head as big as a hot air balloon!

Sorry Claude, I know you wanted it to be Superman being a comic fan and all.

Ah heck! Now I feel guilty...

Okay, you're not Superman but will a super man do?

Now please, come back down to earth! :p

Terra

Ahem! :rolleyes:

Certainly better than this!!!! :rolleyes:

Better check the cup for alcohol?

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13 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

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Look up...It's a bird...it's a plane...no, it's Claude with his head as big as a hot air balloon!

Terra

Terra; Thanks for bringing this up. I was trying to forget that my head is the size of a watermelon. Kids used to tease me about it....."sniff"..."sniff"....

As an adult, I would be interrupted by businessmen wanting to advertise on my forehead.

My head was so big as a baby, that my birthday is January sixth, seventh, and eighth. The nurses thought my name was "AAAARRRGGHHHH!" because that's what my Mom said when I was born.

I was interviewed once because I have the world's largest head. The interviewer asked "Claude, if your head could talk...what would it say?":confused:

"Sniff".....please give me a moment to compose myself.....

When I fly, I check my baggage, and they ask me if I want to take my head with me as carry on luggage. How Churlish of them.

When I go to the theater, the people sitting in back of me tell me to remove my huge hat. I have to say "That's not a huge hat. It's my head"...and then their children cry, because they can't watch the movie. :confused:

My head is a certified flotation device in case of an airplane crash as sea.

And now Terra.....on the day after my glorious return...you bring up my head size.....

Well, I just hope you're proud of yourself, little sister!

(I just had 10 minutes, and couldn't help myself.

)

Guys; I want you to all know that I would rather be here with you...than with the finest people in the world! (I've been saving that one for a particularly churlish day) :rolleyes:

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MissTerraK

13 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Terra; Thanks for bringing this up. I was trying to forget that my head is the size of a watermelon. Kids used to tease me about it....."sniff"..."sniff"....

As an adult, I would be interrupted by businessmen wanting to advertise on my forehead.

My head was so big as a baby, that my birthday is January sixth, seventh, and eighth. The nurses thought my name was "AAAARRRGGHHHH!" because that's what my Mom said when I was born.

I was interviewed once because I have the world's largest head. The interviewer asked "Claude, if your head could talk...what would it say?":confused:

"Sniff".....please give me a moment to compose myself.....

When I fly, I check my baggage, and they ask me if I want to take my head with me as carry on luggage. How Churlish of them.

When I go to the theater, the people sitting in back of me tell me to remove my huge hat. I have to say "That's not a huge hat. It's my head"...and then their children cry, because they can't watch the movie. :confused:

My head is a certified flotation device in case of an airplane crash as sea.

And now Terra.....on the day after my glorious return...you bring up my head size.....

Well, I just hope you're proud of yourself, little sister!

(I just had 10 minutes, and couldn't help myself.

)

Guys; I want you to all know that I would rather be here with you...than with the finest people in the world! (I've been saving that one for a particularly churlish day) :rolleyes:

And you call me Churlish?

I even said you were a super man...Sniff, Sniff...

And you still go and hurt my feelings.

Having a big head is better than having a little head or a pinhead and having no head!

If you had no head, then you would be a headless salesman and...and...sniff...and you couldn't makes sales because you couldn't talk.

At least with a big head you could have made a living selling advertising on your forehead. If potential clients had questions, you could reel them on in with your salesman talk too because you still could talk.

As a headless salesman you could only be useful one day of the year, Halloween.

If you were a pinhead, you wouldn't have the smarts to be a successful salesman.

With a big head, you could fly high, just like I pointed out earlier, but yet you chose to be inconsiderate and selfish and wrench on my tender feelings.

And okay, okay, I can be done now. :p

Terra

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13 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

And you call me Churlish?

I even said you were a super man...Sniff, Sniff...

And you still go and hurt my feelings.

Having a big head is better than having a little head or a pinhead and having no head!

If you had no head, then you would be a headless salesman and...and...sniff...and you couldn't makes sales because you couldn't talk.

At least with a big head you could have made a living selling advertising on your forehead. If potential clients had questions, you could reel them on in with your salesman talk too because you still could talk.

As a headless salesman you could only be useful one day of the year, Halloween.

If you were a pinhead, you wouldn't have the smarts to be a successful salesman.

With a big head, you could fly high, just like I pointed out earlier, but yet you chose to be inconsiderate and selfish and wrench on my tender feelings.

And okay, okay, I can be done now. :p

Terra

Once again, Miss T, you have provide priceless material.

Alas, I cannot utilize it due to the possibility of banishment.

Ah, to be able to work a blue room....

Big " sad comedian" Rob

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Dan Riffle

13 years ago

Originally Posted by Big Rob

Once again, Miss T, you have provide priceless material.

Alas, I cannot utilize it due to the possibility of banishment.

Ah, to be able to work a blue room....

Big " sad comedian" Rob

Agreed. I've got a million of 'em for Terra's post, all of which are a shade too blue.

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MissTerraK

13 years ago

Originally Posted by Big Rob

Once again, Miss T, you have provide priceless material.

Alas, I cannot utilize it due to the possibility of banishment.

Ah, to be able to work a blue room....

Big " sad comedian" Rob

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Agreed. I've got a million of 'em for Terra's post, all of which are a shade too blue.

Geez, guys, you're making me too afraid to open my mouth and say anything at all.

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joseph7384

13 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Geez, guys, you're making me too afraid to open my mouth and say anything at all.

Terra

Now look at what they have done.

Terra, no disrespect but it was the only image that I can find of a women tied to a chair.

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13 years ago

Originally Posted by joseph7384

Now look at what they have done.

Terra, no disrespect but it was the only image that I can find of a women tied to a chair.

Oh My God! For half a second, I thought it was real.

Pretty convincing.

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Uhhh, could someone help me out here and pull my dress down a little, I can't, my hands are tied! :p

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  Uhhh, could someone help me out here and pull my dress down a little, I can't, my hands are tied! :p
  
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13 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Oh My God! For half a second, I thought it was real.

Pretty convincing.

Lately I've gotten pretty good at blending the neck to the body using the smudge tool.

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13 years ago

Originally Posted by joseph7384

Lately I've gotten pretty good at blending the neck to the body using the smudge tool.

LMAO - um.......unless Terra's changed a LOT in the last couple years, ya might have wanted to get all that thigh cellulite out of the pic with that smudge tool, too. Ho holy cow she's gonna have nightmares over that one.

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13 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

LMAO - um.......unless Terra's changed a LOT in the last couple years, ya might have wanted to get all that thigh cellulite out of the pic with that smudge tool, too. Ho holy cow she's gonna have nightmares over that one.

I did see that and it was disgusting, but I was more focused on getting the dress pulled down.

Ha! Those thighs are almost twice the size of my own.

Ewww! I don't want 'em, lol!

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13 years ago

Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill

Sorry Claude, but I can't let these other guys have all the fun...

Originally Posted by joseph7384

Glad to see you fixed that! It was a doozy of a typo, on another note I feel somehow responsible so I'll have to reveal the real identity of the person tied to the chair.

Originally Posted by joseph7384

Now look at what they have done.

Terra, no disrespect but it was the only image that I can find of a women tied to a chair.

Originally Posted by sbucciarel

Originally Posted by tagiscom

Jeees, do l have to do everything myself! :rolleyes:

Hope that helps???? Hmmmm, maybe l have made things worse?

Oh, well, as they say, no good deed, goes unpunished?

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Originally Posted by MissTerraK

I did see that and it was disgusting, but I was more focused on getting the dress pulled down.

Ha! Those thighs are almost twice the size of my own.

Ewww! I don't want 'em, lol!

Terra

OMG! LMAO!

The only one missing is Kevin Riley in the yellow spandex bathing suit.

What a way to start off Monday morning.

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Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Oh My God! For half a second, I thought it was real. Pretty convincing.

Oh come on Claude, I know the negatives are at your house.
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13 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Geez, guys, you're making me too afraid to open my mouth and say anything at all.

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13 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Uhhh, could someone help me out here and pull my dress down a little, I can't, my hands are tied!

:p

Terra

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Geez, guys, you're making me too afraid to open my mouth and say anything at all.

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Terra; For the love of God, woman....:rolleyes::rolleyes:

Guys....

Just say it!

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

You're not helping yourself here.

Say it! Say It!

For the love of God, Riffle...

Say it!

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No comment.

Other Dan;

Say it!

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13 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Terra; For the love of God, woman....:rolleyes::rolleyes:

What??

No guys, whatever it is, just don't!

Don't say it!

Terra

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13 years ago

Jeees, do l have to do everything myself! :rolleyes:

Hope that helps???? Hmmmm, maybe l have made things worse?

Oh, well, as they say, no good deed, goes unpunished?

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13 years ago

Originally Posted by tagiscom

Jeees, do l have to do everything myself! :rolleyes:

Hope that helps???? Hmmmm, maybe l have made things worse?

Oh, well, as they say, no good deed, goes unpunished?

Shane

Glad to see you fixed that! It was a doozy of a typo, on another note I feel somehow responsible so I'll have to reveal the real identity of the person tied to the chair.

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13 years ago

Update: They censored my post and I just got a visit from two fellows dressed in black that said don't post it again.

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Welcome back Claude, I had no idea you were gone since I haven't spent much time down here lately. I'll do my best to catch it the next time they throw you out of here.
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13 years ago

Who else thought when they first read the title of this thread "Claude's back!!!" that it had something to do with hair waxing?

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Yes! That is precisely what I look like. :rolleyes:
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  Yes! That is precisely what I look like. :rolleyes:
  
  Well loosen up that neck band, it's turning your head white . . . and red. Oh my!
  
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13 years ago

I'm glad this thread isn't about Claude's Front. lol

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13 years ago

Originally Posted by bizgrower

I'm glad this thread isn't about Claude's Front. lol

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13 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

And you call me Churlish?

I even said you were a super man...Sniff, Sniff...

And you still go and hurt my feelings.

Having a big head is better than having a little head or a pinhead and having no head!

If you had no head, then you would be a headless salesman and...and...sniff...and you couldn't makes sales because you couldn't talk.

At least with a big head you could have made a living selling advertising on your forehead. If potential clients had questions, you could reel them on in with your salesman talk too because you still could talk.

As a headless salesman you could only be useful one day of the year, Halloween.

If you were a pinhead, you wouldn't have the smarts to be a successful salesman.

With a big head, you could fly high, just like I pointed out earlier, but yet you chose to be inconsiderate and selfish and wrench on my tender feelings.

And okay, okay, I can be done now. :p

Terra

Yep, avoiding the obvious cliches, l could churn out Claude images for months with this, (nice images, not ahem...!:rolleyes

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I felt like l have opened Pandora's box, with my graphic skills! Gulp!

Pretty funny stuff guys, l may have to top it! He, he!

Smudge tool, eh, so the secret is out!

Here is one of the top of my head! :p

Claude doesn't have a big head, or the Queen!

Or it is off with our heads! Gulp!

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If you guys are taking requests, I've got one word: Claudezilla. Bonus credit for including the moving arms from above to crush a building or something.

Got you covered but no buildings were harmed in the creation of this animation.

Originally Posted by tagiscom

...!:rolleyes.

I felt like l have opened Pandora's box, with my graphic skills! Gulp!

Pretty funny stuff guys, l may have to top it! He, he!
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  My head on a hairy "Riffle" body. The seventh level of Hell.
  
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  Not as hairy as Riffle is. He has trouble proving that he's actually naked.
  
  And I have trouble proving to him that that thing in the picture is a tail..a tail. Riffle; Stop bragging about it! It's just a tail!
  
  I think Riffle was raised by raccoons. But they knew he wasn't one of them...because he was too hairy. In a fit of rage, Riffle took sheers to his fur, and you know what there was underneath? More hair!
  
  Poor Riffle. Raised by crazy raccoons. Then abandoned to roam the world (and internet) as a hairy, freakishly tailed, churlish...... Riffle. It's where the word "Riffled" comes from. It's Latin for "Forced to look at a hairy, tailed, man beast".
  
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13 years ago

Did anyone ever noticed how Claude in his avatar has a vague resemblance to the DOOM marine?:confused:

Granted, the Doom marine has a more mischievous grin,but still....

COINCIDENCE????

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13 years ago

Originally Posted by socialentry

Did anyone ever noticed how Claude has a vague resemblance to the DOOM marine?:confused:

Granted, the Doom marine has a more mischievous grin,but still....

COINCIDENCE????

I don't know about that but here is a photo of Claude when he used to walk the streets.

When the market became saturated, he applied for the position of ring master for the Bozo circus show.

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tagiscom 13 years ago

LOL, very funny!

I cracked up when l saw the true identity. He, he! :p

Hmmm, lucky Claude doesn't have graphic skills!

Walking the streets, eh, might be because of his childhood?

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If you guys are taking requests, I've got one word: Claudezilla. Bonus credit for including the moving arms from above to crush a building or something.

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13 years ago

Sorry Claude, but I can't let these other guys have all the fun...

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Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill

Sorry Claude, but I can't let these other guys have all the fun...

Hmmmm, pretty funny, but l am concerned about the neck!

Maybe after he had a major operation, perhaps?

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13 years ago

Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill

Sorry Claude, but I can't let these other guys have all the fun...

I must admit, that's pretty brilliant. IT was in my "Can Can" days.

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13 years ago

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tagiscom 13 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

If you guys are taking requests, I've got one word: Claudezilla. Bonus credit for including the moving arms from above to crush a building or something.

Hmmmm, l would like to, but last time l tried to do a Ping animation l failed miserably!

But l might do the graphic, although l don't think that l could put Claude's face on Godzilla, convincingly? :rolleyes:

I have seen the churish word appear here and there on the WF, so l will add my own term, or quote!

Claude is the living end!

This was used a lot in the 50's!

It basically means someone who is outlandish! Or the life of the party, etc!

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13 years ago

Originally Posted by Steven Wagenheim

Can we rename this the Warrior Forum Porn Thread?

Ummm, how about uh-uh.

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13 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Ummm, how about uh-uh.

Terra

I agree, and if Steven considers any of these images as porn, he must live an isolated life.

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13 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

If you guys are taking requests, I've got one word: Claudezilla. Bonus credit for including the moving arms from above to crush a building or something.

Hmmmmm, not Claudzilla, but the next best thing! He, he!

This launched Terra's and Claude's acting career, or it may have buried it? :rolleyes:

If l saw this movie l am sure to be scarred for life! LOL!

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13 years ago

Originally Posted by tagiscom

Hmmmmm, not Claudzilla, but the next best thing! He, he!

This launched Terra's and Claude's acting career, or it may have buried it? :rolleyes:

If l saw this movie l am sure to be scarred for life! LOL!

Shane

Me too!

I'm majorly afraid of heights! Just looking at that gives me heart palps, sweaty palms and makes my tummy do somersaults.

Claude, hold on to me tightly, Darlin', but don't squish me!

:p

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13 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Me too!

I'm majorly afraid of heights! Just looking at that gives me heart palps, sweaty palms and makes my tummy do somersaults.

Claude, hold on to me tightly, Darlin', but don't squish me!

:p

Terra

Take note everyone, no more height images with Terra!

As for the second remark, l fear this thread will go on indefinitely! LOL!

But you know what Gorillas are like?

I know that King Claude will be gentle, but you know what they say, one Gorilla becomes morally bankrupt on an island , and the next thing you see is 100 Gorillas, doing the same thing on the mainland! :rolleyes:

It will be interesting to see how many movies, etc we can desecrate on this thread! He, he! :p

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13 years ago

^^^^^ Joseph, I wish I could give multiple thanks. That seriously made my day.

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Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

^^^^^ Joseph, I wish I could give multiple thanks. That seriously made my day.

You would have liked this one but it didn't work, I tried uploading it as my avatar but apparently no animated images are allowed.

I have to step out now but when I get back I'll be working on creating a Claudezilla & Terrazilla dance party.
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13 years ago

I cheated:

Coming this Christmas: Claude Whitacre stars as Claude Slaughter in "Unnecessary Force."

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Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

I cheated:

Coming this Christmas: Claude Whitacre stars as Claude Slaughter in "Unnecessary Force."

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13 years ago

Ladies and Gentlemen, and now without further adieu welcome to the electrifying Claudezilla and the charming Terrazilla

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13 years ago

Originally Posted by joseph7384

Got you covered but no buildings were harmed in the creation of this animation.

Oh it's on now!

Ha ha! Very funny, l bet Claude is thinking why did they let me back into this Mad house forum again??? :rolleyes:

I would love to know how you did this, so the rest of us, can further corrupt this thread!

I tried to do this a year ago, but it wouldn't work?

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13 years ago

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Ha ha! Very funny, l bet Claude is thinking why did they let me back into this Mad house forum again??? :rolleyes:

I would love to know how you did this, so the rest of us, can further corrupt this thread!

Or if you are using Photoshop, as long as it is CS, direct us to a webpage, or give us some guidelines?

I tried to do this a year ago, but it wouldn't work?

Shane

I take still images and use Photofiltre to resize and to insert the head to each shot and then upload the edited images to Gimp to create the animation, I have a tutorial somewhere, let me see if I can find it.

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tagiscom 13 years ago

Not too many people know this but before his acting career took off, (albeit briefly) Claude also starred in B grade Sci Fi movies!

He may have starred in some other classics, still trying to dig them up!

But here is one l found, most likely set him up for further ape roles! He, he! :rolleyes:

Probably called, "The Attack of the Killer Apes from Mars"?

Hmmm, glad l missed that one! :p

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13 years ago

Originally Posted by joseph7384

Ladies and Gentlemen, and now without further adieu welcome to the electrifying Claudezilla and the charming Terrazilla

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Joseph that is great.

Terra its quite obvious you and Claudzilla are made for one another.

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13 years ago

Claude, now you know that Terra is afraid of heights, can you let her down gently so that she can get down from up there.

Terra, you have to stop caressing his fingers, no wonder he won't let go.

Shane, here's that Gimp tutorial for animation gifs, it's pretty basic but it should give you a good understanding of how it's done.

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13 years ago

Thanks for that, finally got it working!

Now l can really cause some damage, Arrrrhhhhhggg!

Hmmm, no wonder they lost!

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MissTerraK 13 years ago

Dan Riffle - Ha! You made me a helpless throw my arms up in the air screamer! LOL!

But making Kim the chief was truly genius, with his title being cranky old man and all.

Joe - Aww Geez, you put me up in the air again?

Furthermore, I don't want Claude to let me go, that's a loooong way down! I'm caressing his fingers trying to get him to calm down and quick tickling my ribs! I can't concentrate while I'm laughing.

Originally Posted by tagiscom

Shane

Look! Claude's doing tricks! He's making the fish rise by squeezing his shoulders and arms together!

Or is he trying to catch the fish with his mouth so he can eat it? :confused:

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13 years ago

Originally Posted by tagiscom

Thanks for that, finally got it working!

Now l can really cause some damage, Arrrrhhhhhggg!

Hmmm, no wonder they lost!

Shane

Robot Monster. One of the worst movies ever made. A real classic. The scene
where the little girl dies and the mother is crying is hysterical. I've never
seen such bad acting in my life.

Claude, I had no idea you were the star of that disaster. No wonder you've
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13 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Dan Riffle - Ha! You made me a helpless throw my arms up in the air screamer! LOL!

But making Kim the chief was truly genius, with his title being cranky old man and all.

Joe - Aww Geez, you put me up in the air again?

Furthermore, I don't want Claude to let me go, that's a loooong way down! I'm caressing his fingers trying to get him to calm down and quick tickling my ribs! I can't concentrate while I'm laughing.

Look! Claude's doing tricks! He's making the fish rise by squeezing his shoulders and arms together!

Or is he trying to catch the fish with his mouth so he can eat it? :confused:

Terra

He, he, yep, good party trick, but not very practical for World domination!

Not sure about the fish, just thought it would be good for a laugh!

My first attempt was a quick and sloppy one, but l may do something more pro, and epic?

Stay tuned!

I doubt that anyone can top the brilliant video, but l might come in second place?

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Dan Riffle

13 years ago

Originally Posted by tagiscom

I doubt that anyone can top the brilliant video, but l might come in second place?

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Shane, the video doesn't count. I cheated by using JibJab. You and Joseph are still vying for the title.

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13 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Shane, the video doesn't count. I cheated by using JibJab. You and Joseph are still vying for the title.

If I can find the proper images, I'm going to introduce you to a jolly ole chap and he goes by the name of Santa Claude.

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13 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Robot Monster! I was trying to remember that movie. Yup. I can see the director now..."So, we have most of an old gorilla suit, and an old diving helmet. I've also got $67 to my name. Let's make a movie."

It was one of the worst Sci Fi movies ever made. But you know what? When I was a kid, I thought it was Great.

Robot Monster.....Because nothing says "Robot" like a used gorilla suit.

Yep, typed in crappiest sci fi movie and that image came up! :rolleyes:

Originally Posted by joseph7384

If can find the proper images, I.m going to introduce you to a jolly ole chap and he goes by the name of Santa Claude.

Look forward to that one? :rolleyes:

Good to have someone take the p*** out of hearing the dredged christmas carols again.

The onslaught will start up soon enough over shopping centre speakers!

Groan!

This is quickly becoming my favorite thread of all time.

Yep, l bet the mods are having their next meeting about introducing a GIF animation section! He, he!

Now l know how to do it, there is no stopping me. Apart from a court order? :rolleyes:

Watching the p**p YT videos on the bear in the crack house, etc certainly helps produce new, warped ideas! :p

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13 years ago

Originally Posted by Steven Wagenheim

Robot Monster. One of the worst movies ever made. A real classic. The scene
where the little girl dies and the mother is crying is hysterical. I've never
seen such bad acting in my life.

Claude, I had no idea you were the star of that disaster. No wonder you've
gone into Internet marketing.

Robot Monster! I was trying to remember that movie. Yup. I can see the director now..."So, we have most of an old gorilla suit, and an old diving helmet. I've also got $67 to my name. Let's make a movie."

It was one of the worst Sci Fi movies ever made. But you know what? When I was a kid, I thought it was Great.

Robot Monster.....Because nothing says "Robot" like a used gorilla suit.

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13 years ago

This is quickly becoming my favorite thread of all time.

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joseph7384

13 years ago

I'm still working on the Santa Claude animation but just to hold you addicts over, I have an early Christmas gift for you at the link below.

Birthday eCards

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Dennis Gaskill

13 years ago

That's pretty funny, Joseph. Good one. By the way, I dance better in that animation than I do in real life, so you done good by me.

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MissTerraK 13 years ago

I felt right at home being a short little dancing elf!

It was awesome to be in such good dancing company, too, Haha!!

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13 years ago

Shane must be hard at work seeing that he hasn't posted in a few hours but it's going to have to be over the top to beat what I'm currently working on.

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13 years ago

Originally Posted by joseph7384

Shane must be hard at work seeing that he hasn't posted in a few hours but it's going to have to be over the top to beat what I'm currently working on.

Hmmm, pretty good, but to give everyone a hint, l am animating a previous image that got a lot of thanks!

Can't say anymore, but l want to enjoy doing it, and try and do a quality job, so it will be a couple of days at least!

And of course make it funny so it gets some laughs! :rolleyes:

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13 years ago

Originally Posted by tagiscom

Hmmm, pretty good, but to give everyone a hint, l am animating a previous image that got a lot of thanks!

Can't say anymore, but l want to enjoy doing it, and try and do a quality job, so it will be a couple of days at least!

And of course make it funny so it gets some laughs! :rolleyes:

Shane

What are you creating, a picasso?

This took about 5 hours, I normally do 5-6 frame animations with a continuous loop and this one has 44 frames. I didn't spend to much time making it perfect because it took long enough to do the resizing, editing and apply the amount of milliseconds to each individual frame.

Claude doing the Gangnam style, we can call it the Claudenam style.

This is taking to much time to do these and I have to get my work done so maybe Shane can use some of these ideas below, but it's only fair to say that I'm jumping ship and deserting over to Claude's side.

Jack Frost>>>>> (Claude Frost)

Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town>>>>> (Santa Claude Is Comin' to Town)

The Easter Bunny Is Comin' To Town>>>> (The Claudster Bunny Is Comin' To Town)

Gumby: The Movie>>> (Claudby: The Movie)

The Pirates! Band of Misfits>>> (The Pirates! Band of Claudfits)

Frankenweenie>>>> (Claudenweenie)

I would love to do one like the video below but they must use some high-tec software or it would take months to accomplish.

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HeySal 13 years ago

Originally Posted by joseph7384

Claude doing the Gangnam style, we can call it the Claudenam style.

I don't know whether to LOL or to be afraid.

Oh man - I leave here for 24 hours and the whole place goes to hell. The OT is now on the first floor instead of in the basement - and what the heck happened that everyone is now in the movies - and dancing? No, not quite porn but I'm betting if Monty Python sees this thread he's having a fit.

I've never been SOOOOOO glad that I took my picture out of my avatar.
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13 years ago

Originally Posted by joseph7384

What are you creating, a picasso?

This took about 5 hours, I normally do 5-6 frame animations with a continuous loop and this one has 44 frames. I didn't spend to much time making it perfect because it took long enough to do the resizing, editing and apply the amount of milliseconds to each individual frame.

Claude doing the Gangnam style, we can call it the Claudenam style.

This is taking to much time to do these and I have to get my work done so maybe Shane can use some of these ideas below, but it's only fair to say that I'm jumping ship and deserting over to Claude's side.

Jack Frost>>>>> (Claude Frost)

Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town>>>>> (Santa Claude Is Comin' to Town)

The Easter Bunny Is Comin' To Town>>>> (The Claudster Bunny Is Comin' To Town)

Gumby: The Movie>>> (Claudby: The Movie)

The Pirates! Band of Misfits>>> (The Pirates! Band of Claudfits)

Frankenweenie>>>> (Claudenweenie)

I would love to do one like the video below but they must use some high-tec software or it would take months to accomplish.

Baby Gangnam Style (Official Video) - YouTube

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Creating a Picasso, hmmmmm, no, but l have just learn't how to do GIF animations, (thanks to you) so l want to see what l can really do with it?

My one will probably take about 15 frames, but l am only moving key elements.

Yeah, l know about the time involved, that is why l am taking my time with it, to push the medium, and have some fun.

Won't take long? :rolleyes:

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Lol. This thread is hilarious. Thanks for the laugh.
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13 years ago

Does Bozo the Clown know Claude stole his hairstyle?

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13 years ago

Ok, finally time for the big unveiling!

Time will tell whether this gets more likes than the Claude Christmas? :rolleyes:

And if you use the side scroll bar you should be able to fit the entire image into your browser window!

Enjoy!

PS give it a second or two to load, it is a big GIF file, but worth the wait! He, he! :p

Sorry about the height thing Terra, had to go with the most liked image!

It looks like Claude Kong has an itch! He seems to be itching his.....umm, oh, himself! :rolleyes:

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13 years ago

Originally Posted by tagiscom

Ok, finally time for the big unveiling!

Time will tell whether this gets more likes than the Claude Christmas? :rolleyes:

And if you use the side scroll bar you should be able to fit the entire image into your browser window!

Enjoy!

PS give it a second or two to load, it is a big GIF file, but worth the wait! He, he! :p

Sorry about the height thing Terra, had to go with the most liked image!

It looks like Claude Kong has an itch! He seems to be itching his.....umm, oh, himself! :rolleyes:

Shane

It's quite alright about the height thing, it's part of my "face your fears" program. :p

Actually, I don't think that Claude Kong is itching his derriere, but he's goosing it!

And last but not least. I really want to thank you for clearing up a misconception that some may have made upon viewing Claude and myself in these Claude Kong and Terra exhibits.

If everyone will inspect my hands closely, they'll notice that Claude really did twist my arms to get me to be with him, you see my palms are facing forward and my thumbs to the outside. If he hadn't twisted my arms, my palms would be facing forward with my thumbs facing inward, toward one another.

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13 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

It's quite alright about the height thing, it's part of my "face your fears" program. :p

Actually, I don't think that Claude Kong is itching his derriere, but he's goosing it!

And last but not least. I really want to thank you for clearing up a misconception that some may have made upon viewing Claude and myself in these Claude Kong and Terra exhibits.

If everyone will inspect my hands closely, they'll notice that Claude really did twist my arms to get me to be with him, you see my palms are facing forward and my thumbs to the outside. If he hadn't twisted my arms, my palms would be facing forward with my thumbs facing inward, toward one another.

Terra

Yeah, that is right it was all planned that way, being lazy or getting worried that l am putting too much of my time into this, instead of getting back to work, didn't enter my mind for a second! Ahem! :rolleyes:

Hmmm, 5 thanks, cool, might be enough to take out the title?

Thanks, guys!

But l suspect that the Claude Xmas, will probably involve the whole WF gang singing a song, so l suspect that my tentative hold on having a chance will disappear?

Shane

PS don't think that l can do another one like that, considering the time it took to clear the sky, clean up the moving parts, and scale the plane, etc!

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Originally Posted by MissTerraK

And last but not least. I really want to thank you for clearing up a misconception that some may have made upon viewing Claude and myself in these Claude Kong and Terra exhibits.

If everyone will inspect my hands closely, they'll notice that Claude really did twist my arms to get me to be with him, you see my palms are facing forward and my thumbs to the outside. If he hadn't twisted my arms, my palms would be facing forward with my thumbs facing inward, toward one another.

Terra

Nice talking Terra, but how do you 'splain this?

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MissTerraK 13 years ago

Originally Posted by sbucciarel

Nice talking Terra, but how do you 'splain this?

ClaudeMovie - YouTube

Hahahaha!

I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard!

But, I " 'splain this ", with this...

A woman's gotta eat ya know. :p

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  Phew, what the hell was that!!!! :confused:
  
  Sounds like we will have a Claude and Terra soapie next!
  
  Maybe the mods should change the name from "Off Topic" to "Psychotic Topic"? :rolleyes:
  
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Originally Posted by sbucciarel

Nice talking Terra, but how do you 'splain this?

ClaudeMovie - YouTube

Hilarious and then some.

What a great laugh and I'm still chuckling.

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13 years ago

Originally Posted by sbucciarel

Nice talking Terra, but how do you 'splain this?

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I can't stop laughing! I showed it to my wife, and she thought it was the funniest thing ever.

I sure hope Terra's husband thought it was funny, or this guy's in trouble.

Man, this made it worth getting up this morning.

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13 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I can't stop laughing! I showed it to my wife, and she thought it was the funniest thing ever.

I sure hope Terra's husband thought it was funny, or this guy's in trouble.

Man, this made it worth getting up this morning.

I'll show him as soon as he gets up from his nap and we'll see if you're in trouble or not.

Stay tuned...

@Jonathan, sorry little creepy dude, I'm already taken.

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Banned 13 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

@Jonathan, sorry little creepy dude, I'm already taken.

Damn. Well when you break up with Claude let me know.

I'm handsome, rugged, (etc., etc., etc.) and put the toilette seat down after using it.

P.S.
Kuato = The man.

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MissTerraK

13 years ago

Originally Posted by Jonathan 2.0

Damn. Well when you break up with Claude let me know.

I'm handsome, rugged, (etc., etc., etc.) and put the toilette seat down after using it.

P.S.
Kuato = The man.

Haha!

Sorry Jonathan, but you've got it all wrong!

This is my man.

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I can't stop laughing! I showed it to my wife, and she thought it was the funniest thing ever.

I sure hope Terra's husband thought it was funny, or this guy's in trouble.

Man, this made it worth getting up this morning.

Okay Claude,

Hubby laughed and said as long as you don't try this at home, you're not in trouble, LOL!

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Originally Posted by sbucciarel

Nice talking Terra, but how do you 'splain this?

ClaudeMovie - YouTube

OMG is that hilarious. Nice show off of talent, too.

There was a movie once that had a title that really describes this forum well.

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Banned 13 years ago

One good unveiling deserves another ....

INTRODUCING CLAUTHRO VS CLAUDEZILLA

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Ken Leatherman

13 years ago

Terra and Claude,

At my age there would be mayhem first and then if I'm lucky instant death
if I tried this at home

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MissTerraK

13 years ago

Guys, I think it's time...

I think I have to try one of these things but I am a known techytard so I can't guarantee its quality.

I think I'll have to cheat too, like Dan did, but I can't just sit here and let you all have fun with my face without me returning the favor.

Here goes nothing...

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13 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

<snip>but I can't just sit here and let you all have fun with my face without me returning the favor.

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13 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

What did I do now??:confused:

Riffle, you are soooo lucky that your avatar isn't of your face!!

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13 years ago

Dang! It takes forever for the video to be sent to my email so I can upload it to YouTube!

But in the mean time, I um, couldn't help myself so I made a couple more with just the links.

In honor of Thanksgiving this month, I present you with The Pilgrim Song

Well, when I finished that one, I thought you might want to feel more sexy than that, so I moved onto The Chippendales, but I'm not quite certain you guys pulled the sexy off.

As for the first one I made, Lord only knows how long that one will take to get delivered to me, but I assure you, it'll be a real gas!

Anyway, I promise I'm done now.

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13 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Dang! It takes forever for the video to be sent to my email so I can upload it to YouTube!

But in the mean time, I um, couldn't help myself so I made a couple more with just the links.

In honor of Thanksgiving this month, I present you with The Pilgrim Song

Well, when I finished that one, I thought you might want to feel more sexy than that, so I moved onto The Chippendales, but I'm not quite certain you guys pulled the sexy off.

As for the first one I made, Lord only knows how long that one will take to get delivered to me, but I assure you, it'll be a real gas!

Anyway, I promise I'm done now.

Terra

Revenge is sweet! LOL!

Very funny!

I will never forget this Christmas!

I can see a Christmas post with these in a month, he, he!

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Originally Posted by tagiscom

Revenge is sweet! LOL!

Very funny!

I will never forget this Christmas!

I can see a Christmas post with these in a month, he, he!

Shane

Are you a psychic or what?

Think sooner, lol!

Here is the first video I made that took forever to get emailed to me.

Let me just say that I am embarrassed for you guys.

Anyway, here goes...

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As promised, I'm done now.

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13 years ago

Pretty good for a techtard, Terra. I don't know why you put my face on the skinny kid with no muscles though. I'm built much better than that little runt.

Oh wait, this is 2013 isn't it? For a few seconds there I was thinking it was the 1970s again when I did have a good build. Yeah, I'd pay money to have a flat stomach like that again.

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tagiscom 13 years ago

Hmmm, this is how you look after spending a day with an ape at the top of a tall building in New York!

Scary! :rolleyes: He, he!

Shane

PS you can probably guess that l am getting lazy again, but l have another cool idea, l might do?

These videos have helped corrupt me enough to try again!
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13 years ago

Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill

Pretty good for a techtard, Terra. I don't know why you put my face on the skinny kid with no muscles though. I'm built much better than that little runt.

I don't know Dennis, you look pretty good to me.

Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill

Oh wait, this is 2013 isn't it? For a few seconds there I was thinking it was the 1970s again when I did have a good build. Yeah, I'd pay money to have a flat stomach like that again.

Talk to Sal, she may reveal her secrets for ya!

Anyway, I'm glad you liked it and hope Paul will feel the same. I was a little nervous making him a Chippendale, lol!

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Hmmm, this is how you look after spending a day with an ape at the top of a tall building in New York!

Scary! :rolleyes: He, he!

Shane

PS you can probably guess that l am getting lazy again, but l have another cool idea, l might do?

These videos have helped corrupt me enough to try again!

Shane, I have no words...really.

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Originally Posted by MissTerraK

I don't know Dennis, you look pretty good to me.

You've wanted to say that to me for a long time, haven't you?

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Anyway, I'm glad you liked it and hope Paul will feel the same. I was a little nervous making him a Chippendale, lol!

Well, you're not banned.

Yet.
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13 years ago

LMAO - This entire thread is hilarious. I have truly enjoyed reading it, seeing the images and watching all the videos. To all of you who have been the main characters in this, you are amazing sports!!

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13 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Are you a psychic or what?

Think sooner, lol!

Here is the first video I made that took forever to get emailed to me.

Let me just say that I am embarrassed for you guys.

Anyway, here goes...

Our OT Guys Are a Gas - YouTube

As promised, I'm done now.

Terra

Hmmmm, playing with fire Terra, remember Joseph... has graphics skills! :rolleyes:

But l have to admit it was funny!

Heard my first Xmas carol yesterday, it was a popcorn type version of Jingle Bells

, played in the supermarket!

I had to visualize cementing my feet to the floor!

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Originally Posted by tagiscom

Hmmmm, playing with fire Terra, remember Joseph... has graphics skills! :rolleyes:

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Playing with fire? Me? Uh-uh, not around those guys, that could be explosive! :p

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joseph7384 13 years ago

Originally Posted by tagiscom

Hmmmm, playing with fire Terra, remember Joseph... has graphics skills! :rolleyes:

Just when I thought I was out, they bring me back in!

Oh it's on now, I'll be back.
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13 years ago

Terra is now the OT moviestar with the leading role in Sci-fi movie, RoboTerra.

See the trailer here!

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13 years ago

I couldn't let Terra have the spotlight alone so I was just landed the role of the Joeminator.

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Originally Posted by joseph7384

Terra is now the OT moviestar with the leading role in Sci-fi movie, RoboTerra.

See the trailer here!

Here is another screenshot from RoboTerra. He, he! :p

I'd see that for a dollar!

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13 years ago

nice to see you again! :p

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13 years ago

You folks have way too much time on your hands.

Watch Terra, Sal, Kay, Suzanne, and Claude dance

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13 years ago

Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill

You folks have way too much time on your hands.

Watch Terra, Sal, Kay, Suzanne, and Claude dance

OMGGGGGGGGGG.

I was hoping you people would keep me out of this one. Thanks Dennis - could have put up my present avatar and gotten me some free publicity..........but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - had to be the old avatar. I didn't even realize it was still on here. Might have to take care of that one now.

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13 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

OMGGGGGGGGGG.

I was hoping you people would keep me out of this one. Thanks Dennis - could have put up my present avatar and gotten me some free publicity..........but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - had to be the old avatar. I didn't even realize it was still on here. Might have to take care of that one now.

Well, your present avatar would have looked a little funny amidst actual faces. By the way, I didn't get your avatar from here, I got it off your Twitter page.

Besides all that, you're attractive and it's a good picture, so there. :p

If anyone has a beef it would be Claude. He had to do the splits. That has to hurt.

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13 years ago

Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill

You folks have way too much time on your hands.

Watch Terra, Sal, Kay, Suzanne, and Claude dance

Niah!!!!! :rolleyes:

I would watch Claude De Caprio's hands, Terra, looks like he is enjoying himself a little too much! He, he!

Hmmmm, that plane looks familiar? :p

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So that is what Sal looks like!

I won't be cruel and ask for an image!

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13 years ago

Originally Posted by tagiscom

Niah!!!!! :rolleyes:

I would watch Claude De Caprio's hands, Terra, looks like he is enjoying himself a little too much! He, he!

Hmmmm, that plane looks familiar? :p

Shane

So that is what Sal looks like!

I won't be cruel and ask for an image!

Shane!!

I told you I wasn't going to play with fire around our gassy guys, but you made me and now most of my face is melted off!

I look hideous! But what does that say for Claude, putting the move on a burned up mess?

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Originally Posted by MissTerraK

I look hideous! But what does that say for Claude, putting the move on a burned up mess?
Terra

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13 years ago

Originally Posted by tagiscom

Niah!!!!! :rolleyes:

I would watch Claude De Caprio's hands, Terra, looks like he is enjoying himself a little too much! He, he!

Hmmmm, that plane looks familiar? :p

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Terra? Plane? Terra...Plane...Terraplane! How about some Terraplane blues!

ROBERT JOHNSON Terraplane Blues (1936) - YouTube

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Originally Posted by Kurt

Terra? Plane? Terra...Plane...Terraplane! How about some Terraplane blues!

ROBERT JOHNSON Terraplane Blues (1936) - YouTube

This is the first time I've ever heard this and I like it!

I'm going to keep it with my other "Terra" stuff.

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Banned 13 years ago

Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill

You folks have way too much time on your hands.

Watch Terra, Sal, Kay, Suzanne, and Claude dance

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Are you a psychic or what?

Think sooner, lol!

Here is the first video I made that took forever to get emailed to me.

Let me just say that I am embarrassed for you guys.

Anyway, here goes...

Our OT Guys Are a Gas - YouTube

As promised, I'm done now.

Terra

Lol .... Got to a WF first. 4 page meme because someone came back from being banned.

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13 years ago

This is very good info for all our new warriors! Newbies no links guys!! Even the old guys make mistakes.

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13 years ago

Terra, you have to stop stealing the spot lite, girl!

ecards, valentines day , birthday, sport, movie, send ecard at FunPunch eCards

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13 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Shane!!

I told you I wasn't going to play with fire around our gassy guys, but you made me and now most of my face is melted off!

I look hideous! But what does that say for Claude, putting the move on a burned up mess?

Terra

LOL!

Yeah, not easy trying to fit a 2D image onto a 3D view! :rolleyes:

But l did make you look human, almost! He, he!

I won't show the original image, since l had to smudge the image to put your one over it. So she is truly horror movie level.

Originally Posted by Kurt

Terra? Plane? Terra...Plane...Terraplane! How about some Terraplane blues!

ROBERT JOHNSON Terraplane Blues (1936) - YouTube

I knew there was a hidden meaning! :rolleyes:

And l thought that using the plane out of the Claude Kong was the hidden meaning!

Shane

Arrr, what the hell, here is another example of Claude taking advantage of mutated women on dodgy ships!

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13 years ago

Originally Posted by joseph7384

Terra, you have to stop stealing the spot lite, girl!

ecards, valentines day , birthday, sport, movie, send ecard at FunPunch eCards

Hahaha!

But, but, a spotlight of one kind or another is where I've been all of my life!

By the way, it's obvious that girl didn't live through the real disco era, I could disco dance her under the table. I used to be a dancer, lol!

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Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Hahaha!

I used to be a dancer, lol!

Terra

<Hangs and shakes head>
And.....here we go....
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  <Hangs and shakes head>
  And.....here we go....
  
  Daniel Riffle!
  
  Stop it...
  
  Not that kind of dancer!
  
  Behave!:p
  
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13 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Hahaha!

But, but, a spotlight of one kind or another is where I've been all of my life!

By the way, it's obvious that girl didn't live through the real disco era, I could disco dance her under the table. I used to be a dancer, lol!

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My God, Terra! What you did with other women under a table is just going way too far.

There are children reading this...think of the Children!:rolleyes:

(Beat That, Riffle!)

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13 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

My God, Terra! What you did with other women under a table is just going way too far.

There are children reading this...think of the Children!:rolleyes:

(Beat That, Riffle!)

Oh holy crap, Terra. Um.............I think this might be a good time for the fox to trot.

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13 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

(Beat That, Riffle!)

I gotta say that was very quick, turning Terra's post upside down but the Riffle thing had me LMFAO!

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13 years ago

Okay, Okay guys.

You want dirty?

I can talk dirty too!

Wanna hear my favorite dirty joke?

Are you ready?

Are you sure you can handle it?

Okay, you asked for it......

Terra is Latin for Earth...

The earth is round with more water than ground.

What does water and earth make?

Mud.

So in essence, my name is mud, haha!

See? Mud is dirty and that's my favorite dirty joke. :p

How many people do you know that can say their name is mud and be telling the truth? Huh?

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Banned 13 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

How many people do you know that can say their name is mud and be telling the truth? Huh?

Uh . . . quite a few on WF alone. I'd need several pencils and a well honed sharpener that's used to overtime, if you want me to tabulate.

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13 years ago

Originally Posted by Horny Devil

Uh . . . quite a few on WF alone. I'd need several pencils and a well honed sharpener that's used to overtime, if you want me to tabulate.

Picky, picky, picky!

I see how you put a different spin on that!

Perhaps I should have asked, How many people do you know that can say their name literally means mud, and be telling the truth?

You know what?

I'm not going to refer to you as HD anymore, but from now on, to me, you are "pick and spin".

Terra

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Originally Posted by MissTerraK

I see how you put a different spin on that!
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13 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Picky, picky, picky!

I see how you put a different spin on that!

Perhaps I should have asked, How many people do you know that can say their name literally means mud, and be telling the truth?

You know what?

I'm not going to refer to you as HD anymore, but from now on, to me, you are "pick and spin".

Terra

I like to say that "Claude" means "Clump of dirt". Does that count?

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Kay King 13 years ago

Claude - don't know how to tell you this....but...

In English the meaning of the name Claude is: Lame.
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  In English the meaning of the name Claude is: Lame.
  
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Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I like to say that "Claude" means "Clump of dirt". Does that count?

Well there you have it, a match made in heaven.
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13 years ago

Originally Posted by tagiscom

But wait there's more!

She has mutated since the last posting!

Not sure that even Claude can hang onto this! :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Hahaha!

But, but, a spotlight of one kind or another is where I've been all of my life!

By the way, it's obvious that girl didn't live through the real disco era, I could disco dance her under the table. I used to be a dancer, lol!

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The Flame of Terra

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Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Okay, Okay guys.

You want dirty?

I can talk dirty too!

Are you ready?

Are you sure you can handle it?

Okay, you asked for it......

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

I can't just sit here and let you all have fun with my face without me returning the favor.

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

A woman's gotta eat ya know. :p

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Keeping my fingers crossed on that one, lol!

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Dan Riffle - Ha! You made me a helpless throw my arms up in the air screamer! LOL

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Hahaha!
I used to be a dancer, lol!
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13 years ago

lol that looks like claude is hugging a monster oput of a horror movie

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Originally Posted by socialentry

lol that looks like claude is hugging a monster oput of a horror movie

It looks like he's holding the kid from "Mask."
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  lol that looks like claude is hugging a monster oput of a horror movie
  
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joseph7384

13 years ago

Terra, You really don't need the mud analogy because Terra means earth but it also means dirt so no need for any mud as you're already dirty.

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13 years ago

Originally Posted by joseph7384

Terra, You really don't need the mud analogy because Terra means earth but it also means dirt so no need for any mud as you're already dirty.

:p

Terra means dirty? Pffft!

Check out the Urban dictionary definitions 1 and 4 for Terra.

1. Terra
an amazing chick, who nobody can live without.
p1- How are you?
p2- bad.
p1- why?
p2- i don't have a Terra in my life

and

4. Terra
Super special awesome person who's smile makes my day and is basically the cutest person ever. Trustworthy and easy to talk to and laugh with, generally an amazing person. Also has super cool hair and is all around adorable and likeable.
"What a great lady, she's such a Terra!"

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joseph7384

13 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Terra means dirty? Pffft!

I hope you didn't take offense, I was being humorous but terra does also mean dirt in Italian, as you can see below.

dirt sporcizia, terra, immondizia, sudiciume, porcheria

grime sporcizia, sudiciume

filth sporcizia, sudiciume, lordura, porcheria, oscenità, schifezza

filthiness sporcizia, sudiciume, oscenità

foulness sporcizia, oscenità

nastiness sporcizia, cattivo gusto, sudiciume, disgustosità

dirtiness sporcizia, liquame

frowziness sporcizia, sudiciume

Just be glad that your name is not Sporcizia, lol.

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Dennis Gaskill 13 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

4. Terra
Super special awesome person who's smile makes my day and is basically the cutest person ever.

That reminded me of this...

AT&T TV Commercial, Cutest Grape Kids In Class...
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13 years ago

Originally Posted by joseph7384

Terra, You really don't need the mud analogy because Terra means earth but it also means dirt so no need for any mud as you're already dirty.

:p

Nah, not me. It takes quite a bit to offend me. But Dan and Claude could be well on their way, lol!

Oh, and I'm glad my name isn't Sporcizia! Heck, I can't pronounce it let alone spell it, haha!

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You want dirty?

I can talk dirty too!

Are you ready?

Are you sure you can handle it?

Okay, you asked for it......

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A woman's gotta eat ya know.

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Keeping my fingers crossed on that one, lol!

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Hahaha!
I used to be a dancer, lol!

Dan,

There is no hope for you now, darlin'!

You are officially thee dirty old man of the OT!

Terra

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13 years ago

Lame clumps of dirt? You couldn't even pull off "cool clumps of dirt???"

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13 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Whitacre Challenge Accepted:

I have to admit, that was pretty darn inspired.

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Lame clumps of dirt? You couldn't even pull off "cool clumps of dirt???"

Yup, Lame. All you other guys have names that mean "Fierce Warrior" or "Supreme Amazon Princess"....But my name means Lame.

There is no justice.

Until I found out what Riffle means.

Riffle - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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A Riffle is a short, relatively shallow and coarse-bedded length of stream.

Yup. Short, shallow, and coarse.

:rolleyes: I couldn't have made up anything better.

I must admit, it's still better than "Lame".

I was going to look up what Gaskill means.....but.....nothing comes to mind.:rolleyes:

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13 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I have to admit, that was pretty darn inspired.

Yup, Lame. All you other guys have names that mean "Fierce Warrior" or "Supreme Amazon Princess"....But my name means Lame.

There is no justice.

Until I found out what Riffle means.

Riffle - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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A Riffle is a short, relatively shallow and coarse-bedded length of stream.

Yup. Short, shallow, and coarse.

:rolleyes: I couldn't have made up anything better.

I must admit, it's still better than "Lame".

I was going to look up what Gaskill means.....but.....nothing comes to mind.:rolleyes:

You sure it means lame, it could be Clay?

I certainly wish my name was Clay! He, he!

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Banned 13 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I was going to look up what Gaskill means.....but.....nothing comes to mind.:rolleyes:

Sounds like death by a troublesome fart to me. Claude, surely you wouldn't associate that description with our Dennis, would you?

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13 years ago

Originally Posted by Horny Devil

Sounds like death by a troublesome fart to me. Claude, surely you wouldn't associate that description with our Dennis, would you?

Dennis..He said it! He did! Horny Devil...not me!

I'm as innocent as a new born baby. And as bald.....and I also take naps.

Guys; The way that "Clump of dirt" thing came about is this...

A little boy in my store, maybe 5 years old...was behaving himself, and was very quiet.

As we were ringing up the sale to the parents, I leaned over and said "Hi, what's your name?"

He looked up with a very serious face and said "My name is Brian, it means Brave".

I thought it was adorable, and I couldn't leave it alone. So I looked down at him and said "My name is Claude, it means Clump of Dirt". Of course, the parents laughed, I laughed, and my wife just rolled her eyes.

But Brian had no idea what we thought was funny. He was still thinking about "I'm Brian, the Brave".

And as they walked out the front door, I waved and said "Bye Brian, I'll see you later!"

And he (I swear this is true) waved back "Bye, I'll see you in Hell!".

I laughed so hard, a tear ran down my leg.

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13 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Dennis..He said it! He did! Horny Devil...not me!

I'm as innocent as a new born baby. And as bald.....and I also take naps.

Guys; The way that "Clump of dirt" thing came about is this...

A little boy in my store, maybe 5 years old...was behaving himself, and was very quiet.

As we were ringing up the sale to the parents, I leaned over and said "Hi, what's your name?"

He looked up with a very serious face and said "My name is Brian, it means Brave".

I thought it was adorable, and I couldn't leave it alone. So I looked down at him and said "My name is Claude, it means Clump of Dirt". Of course, the parents laughed, I laughed, and my wife just rolled her eyes.

But Brian had no idea what we thought was funny. He was still thinking about "I'm Brian, the Brave".

And as they walked out the front door, I waved and said "Bye Brian, I'll see you later!"

And he (I swear this is true) waved back "Bye, I'll see you in Hell!".

I laughed so hard, a tear ran down my leg.

Couldn't leave this one alone, he, he! :rolleyes:

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13 years ago

How long were you gone? That's scary if you innocently post something not knowing. No asking for forgiveness?

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13 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I was going to look up what Gaskill means.....but.....nothing comes to mind.:rolleyes:

Originally Posted by Horny Devil

Sounds like death by a troublesome fart to me. Claude, surely you wouldn't associate that description with our Dennis, would you?

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Dennis..He said it! He did! Horny Devil...not me!

I'm as innocent as a new born baby. And as bald.....and I also take naps.

Just don't expect me to change your diaper. :rolleyes:

Actually, it's a rare name (only one in 50,000 families are named Gaskill) in the US, so I'm often asked to spell it. I always say, "as in, the price of gas will kill you."

That usually draws a laugh and "Oh, that's good." or "That's easy." type of comment.

Truth be known though, I've never really liked my first, middle, or last name. It is what it is though.

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Horny Devil

Banned 13 years ago

Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill

Truth be known though, I've never really liked my first, middle, or last name.

This should be good.

We're waiting!

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Dan Riffle

13 years ago

Originally Posted by Horny Devil

This should be good.

We're waiting!

I'm guessing either Tiberius or Delmar.

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Dennis Gaskill

13 years ago

Originally Posted by Horny Devil

This should be good.

We're waiting!

When you change your Warrior Forum name from Horny Devil to your real name, then I'll answer that for you. :rolleyes:

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

I'm guessing either Tiberius or Delmar.

Not even close. It's not an uncommon name, just one I don't care much for and never have.

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Claude Whitacre

13 years ago

Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill

When you change your Warrior Forum name from Horny Devil to your real name, then I'll answer that for you. :rolleyes:

Not even close. It's not an uncommon name, just one I don't care much for and never have.

Dennis; I'll let you in on a little secret. What your name sounds like to you is completely different from what it sounds like to the world. (I know you actually know this, but I'm on a roll)

A name is just a few sounds strung together. Think of celebrities. Think of all the meaningless names they have, that we now associate as having a cool name.

Think of the name Dennis Miller. Is there a more boring or common name? But nobody that hears his name says "Dennis Miller? He should change it to Rod Sterlinghouse".

Think of how silly a name Claude is. But I wouldn't trade it now. Nobody laughs when I say it...and it's memorable. And how many "Claudes" do you know.

I still think Jenna Talia (Yup, real name) was handed a bad hand at birth...but everyone else has a name that can sound great.

There's even a speaker with the last name Hogshead. She uses it to make herself memorable.

Just a thought.

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Horny Devil Banned 13 years ago

Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill

When you change your Warrior Forum name from Horny Devil to your real name, then I'll answer that for you.

How quaint. Don't tell 'em Dennis. It's your secret.

I thought your middle name could have been Oliver (Oliver Hardy picture purely coincidental). That would have made your initials, DOG, tying in nicely with your avatar . . . and injecting a whole new strand of humour into the thread in the process. Wishful thinking.

Spoilsport!
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Dennis Gaskill

13 years ago

So much hubbub over an offhanded comment about a name!

I know there's nothing wrong with it, I just never liked it much. I don't like eating fish either, but I can't tell you why. You just like some things and you don't like others. No biggie. I'm pretty much used to it by now.

@HD - If someone else who uses their real name here would have asked I would have told them my middle name. With you, I couldn't resist because you were asking for my middle when you don't reveal any of yours. Too good an opportunity to pass up.

So what is your name, anyway?

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Horny Devil

Banned 13 years ago

Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill

So much hubbub over an offhanded comment about a name!

I know there's nothing wrong with it, I just never liked it much. I don't like eating fish either, but I can't tell you why. You just like some things and you don't like others. No biggie. I'm pretty much used to it by now.

@HD - If someone else who uses their real name here would have asked I would have told them my middle name. With you, I couldn't resist because you were asking for my middle when you don't reveal any of yours. Too good an opportunity to pass up.

Wow. Maybe a name change by deed poll to something less severe, such as Gasinjure, would temper your hackles somewhat.

Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill

So what is your name, anyway?

Welcome to the inner circle. My best friends call me Love.

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Dennis Gaskill

13 years ago

Originally Posted by bizgrower

How about "Warrior Formerly Known as Dennis"?

Dan, Dan . . . wishful thinking will get you nowhere.

Originally Posted by Horny Devil

Welcome to the inner circle. My best friends call me Love.

I have neighbors whose last name actually is Love. Are you related?

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Horny Devil

Banned 13 years ago

Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill

I have neighbors whose last name actually is Love. Are you related?

Every chance, if they're devil worshippers. Sacrificial slaughters out the backyard after midnight are a clue. And with a surname like yours, I'd tread carefully.

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MissTerraK

13 years ago

Dennis isn't so bad when you consider its origins and what it means.

Dennis is of Greek origin and means 'God of wine' or 'mountain of Zeus'.

Not too bad, eh?

Terra

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Dennis Gaskill

13 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Dennis isn't so bad when you consider its origins and what it means.

Dennis is of Greek origin and means 'God of wine' or 'mountain of Zeus'.

Not too bad, eh?

Terra

I knew about the Dionysus origin, doesn't do anything for me. My mom didn't like her name either. Maybe it's hereditary.

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MissTerraK 13 years ago

Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill

I knew about the Dionysus origin, doesn't do anything for me. My mom didn't like her name either. Maybe it's hereditary.

My mom disliked her middle name so much she changed it from Ann to Jean.

It changed her initials from DAM to DJM, haha!

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Claude Whitacre

13 years ago

Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill

I knew about the Dionysus origin, doesn't do anything for me. My mom didn't like her name either. Maybe it's hereditary.

last night I spent an hour looking up the history of the name Dennis.

In ancient Greece (OK, I guess it wasn't ancient at the time) there was a general that led a vast army. He conquered vast areas and enslaved prisoners that became slaves to the Greeks. His name was Den. At first, they called him Den, The Destroyer.

The rallying cry for the oppressed slaves was "Den is a menace to the world!"

Later, when the slaves were texting each other about the revolt, They shortened the name to.....wait for it....wait for it.....

"Den is the menace". And that's where "Dennis the Menace" came from. True story.

Seriously, it took a long time to find this out. Seriously. I'm very serious.

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tagiscom

13 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

Cute. Next time I'll just settle for feeling left out, thanks.

Be a princess? Why in God's name would a Goddess want to be a trifling stupid princess? Jeesh.

Hmmmm, Miss Universe perhaps??? :rolleyes:

From the look on your face, probably not! :confused:

Shane

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HeySal 13 years ago

Originally Posted by tagiscom

Hmmmm, Miss Universe perhaps??? :rolleyes:

From the look on your face, probably not! :confused:

Shane

Definitely don't like the uniform. Think I'll stick with goddess. I'm not much of the limo sort, anyway.
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Dennis Gaskill

13 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

last night I spent an hour looking up the history of the name Dennis.

In ancient Greece... -snip- Seriously, it took a long time to find this out. Seriously. I'm very serious.

Erm . . . right.

I won't tell you what I found out about the name "Claude" when I spent an hour researching it next week. It would crush you. Either that or it would crush you. Of course, there's every possibility that the probability of my research is probably improbable.

Just like this conversation. :rolleyes:

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Big Rob 13 years ago

Originally Posted by Horny Devil

Welcome to the inner circle. My best friends call me Dr. Love.

KISS - Calling Dr. Love - Rock Am Ring 2010 -...
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bizgrower

13 years ago

How about "Warrior Formerly Known as Dennis"?

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joseph7384

13 years ago

I found some interesting meanings of names.

Joseph - he will add, addition, increase, he will enlarge

Dennis - Thracian god of wine, God of wine, mountain of Zeus

Claude - persevering, disabled, money, lame, limping

Terra - Earth, land, soil, goddess of the earth

Dan - God is my judge, Judgment of God

Riffle - Partnership, Sense, Other, Passive, Assistance, Acceptance, Intimacy, Peace

Below are some more interesting facts.

Daniel. This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages.

In the Old Testament, Daniel was a prophet whose story is told in the Book of
Daniel. His enemies sent him into the lion's den where God set him free.

People having the name Riffle are in general originating from United States of America.

In Roman mythology Terra means goddess of the earth.

The word money was derived from the French painter Claude Monet

Oh I almost forgot, could not find anything on Horny Devil, I guess you don't exist.

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Horny Devil Banned 13 years ago

Originally Posted by joseph7384

Oh I almost forgot, could not find anything on Horny Devil, I guess you don't exist.

One day you may find out.
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HeySal

13 years ago

Now I feel left out.

My mom used to tell me when I was young that Sally meant Princess. Then I got old enough to look it up and actually FIND it in the American Heritage Dictionary. To charge or attack. sigh.

I don't like my name at all - it sounds naggy. That's why anyone who knows me calls me Sal. I don't mind that. Don't like going by my married name, but I didn't change it right away when I divorced because I was young enough to think I'd just change it again anyway. Came close a few times (whew - a few brain cells that didn't get burnt). But about the time I reall started to hate the name - that's what everyone knew me by. I still might get a bee in my bonnet and change my whole name. I know the name - it will be on my fiction book. We'll see.

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Horny Devil

Banned 13 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

Now I feel left out.

Aw, shucks. I've come over all sad for you now.

Originally Posted by HeySal

My mom used to tell me when I was young that Sally meant Princess. Then I got old enough to look it up and actually FIND it in the American Heritage Dictionary. To charge or attack. sigh.

Well, sally forth and BE a princess Sal.

Originally Posted by HeySal

I still might get a bee in my bonnet and change my whole name.

Sally Bee. Hmm, could be worse. sallybee

There again, you're a hero to little 'uns everywhere (albeit a pig:p). Can the Claude's, Riffle's and Terra's of the world say that?

The Air Force loves you . . .

. . and you're good enough to eat.

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HeySal

13 years ago

Originally Posted by Horny Devil

Aw, shucks. I've come over all sad for you now.

Well, sally forth and BE a princess Sal.

Sally Bee. Hmm, could be worse. sallybee

There again, you're a hero to little 'uns everywhere (albeit a pig:p). Can the Claude's, Riffle's and Terra's of the world say that?

The Air Force loves you . . .

. . and you're good enough to eat.

Cute. Next time I'll just settle for feeling left out, thanks.

Be a princess? Why in God's name would a Goddess want to be a trifling stupid princess? Jeesh.

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Originally Posted by HeySal

Now I feel left out.

My mom used to tell me when I was young that Sally meant Princess. .

Hmm.. strange, I was always told Thomas meant princess.
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Dan Riffle

13 years ago

Claude, I know they make you gassy, but your doctor prescribed your meds for a reason. Please, for the sake of everyone, take them.

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MissTerraK

13 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Claude, I know they make you gassy, but your doctor prescribed your meds for a reason. Please, for the sake of everyone, take them.

Exactly!

How can he continue performing Christmas carols with the other guys if he can't, um, er, be gassy?

Terra

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Dan Riffle

13 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Exactly!

How can he continue performing Christmas carols with the other guys if he can't, um, er, be gassy?

Terra

Correct, Terra. We need our horn section.

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Claude Whitacre

13 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Correct, Terra. We need our horn section.

I asked my wife what "Riffle" meant. She looked it up, and told me "A very used and stained bedsheet in a low class brothel". The crustiness from the layers of stains caused by months of use, creates what's known as a "Riffling effect" in the sheet.

I'll be honest here....I'm feeling pretty self satisfied right now.

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Big Rob

13 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I asked my wife what "Riffle" meant. She looked it up, and told me "A very used and stained bedsheet in a low class brothel". The crustiness from the layers of stains caused by months of use, creates what's known as a "Riffling effect" in the sheet.

I'll be honest here....I'm feeling pretty self satisfied right now.