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Forum: Off Topic Forum 16th January 2014, 04:56 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 517
Posted By Ron Kerr
Re: The Hottest City in the World

It is not always heat wave conditions in summer and also depends in which part of the country you live. Australia is very large and has a variety of climates, although none of them could really be...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 16th January 2014, 04:17 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 517
Posted By Ron Kerr
Re: The Hottest City in the World

We are generally quite dry here so humidity is low in this part of the country. I used to live in Darwin at the top end of Australia and that is hot and humid so I know what you mean.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 15th January 2014, 05:57 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 517
Posted By Ron Kerr
The Hottest City in the World

It seems I live in the hottest city in the world! For today anyway.

UN data says that Adelaide, Australia will be the hottest city today (Thursday) with a predicted temperature of 46C which is...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 9th December 2013, 06:19 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 500
Posted By Ron Kerr
Are you a Grandparent?

If you are, this might just make your day:

GRANDPARENTS’' ANSWERING MACHINE:

Good morning . . . At present we are not at home, but please Leave your message after you hear the beep.
beeeeeppp...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 26th July 2011, 08:01 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 318
Posted By Ron Kerr
A Sales Secret

The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment had been to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.

Little Sally led off:
...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 24th May 2011, 06:59 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 384
Posted By Ron Kerr
Re: Will adnses account gets closed if used on autoblogs sites

I have a number of autoblogs and have never had an adsense problem.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 16th May 2011, 11:12 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 1,240
Posted By Ron Kerr
Have you ever woken up in the wrong bed?

I received an email with a photo attached that shocked me:

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http://ronaldkerr.com/g/Wrong%20Bed.png

Of course, the big dog is Irish.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 31st March 2011, 08:41 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 516
Posted By Ron Kerr
Re: Your Advices about German Shepherd

Congratulations on choosing the best dog breed in the world.

I currently have a 4 year old female (my avatar when she was a puppy) and had a male before her who lived almost 14 years.

They...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 30th March 2011, 06:51 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,133
Posted By Ron Kerr
Re: Anyone ever had epidural injections for pain?

I have had 2 back operations and have had just about every form of medication there is, including an epidural which did nothing for me. After taking morphine capsules daily for years my pharmacist...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 30th March 2011, 06:42 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 382
Posted By Ron Kerr
Driving with the Pope

After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel lightly), the driver notices the Pope is still standing on the curb.


'Excuse me, Your Holiness,' says...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 28th March 2011, 08:23 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 456
Posted By Ron Kerr
Please help with lost dog

I know most of you are dog lovers and will help.

Our neighbour has lost her Chihuahua puppy and is desperate to find him.

Yesterday, she was sitting on the couch watching TV and ...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 21st February 2011, 02:20 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 412
Posted By Ron Kerr
Re: Do you think my dog has attitude?

Lucky my Jesse weighs a lot more than 70 pounds!
Forum: Off Topic Forum 20th February 2011, 08:59 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 412
Posted By Ron Kerr
Do you think my dog has attitude?

I recently discovered we had a new doormat outside the front door. Not paying any particular attention to it, I progressively asked each family member if they placed it there, only to be told no on...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 14th February 2011, 10:19 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 497
Posted By Ron Kerr
AIDS Warning!

To all of you approaching 50 or have REACHED 50 and past, this email is especially for you.........

SENIOR CITIZENS
ARE THE NATION'S LEADING CARRIERS OF AIDS!
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Forum: Off Topic Forum 2nd February 2011, 07:52 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 600
Posted By Ron Kerr
Re: WHO LIKES SNOW..

I have only ever seen very, very light snow and I am 56.

But then I have endured very, very high temperatures and a life-threatening cyclone.

I guess we all have our problems and nowhere is...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 1st February 2011, 08:26 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 4,382
Posted By Ron Kerr
Re: Tropical Cyclone Yasi as seen from space

Having (just) survived cyclone Tracy in 1974, I feel for what the people of North Queensland are about to go through. If you have never been in a serious cyclone, it is impossible to imagine.

I...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 20th January 2011, 11:54 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 631
Posted By Ron Kerr
Re: Are there many Australian members here!

What accent? You have an accent, not me.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 9th December 2010, 09:21 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 373
Posted By Ron Kerr
Re: It's a Doggie Christmas

My dog only goes outside when she has to or when invited and the weather is right (according to her). If it is too cold or too hot she just gives me a look that says "Are you nuts?"
Forum: Off Topic Forum 9th December 2010, 09:10 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 373
Posted By Ron Kerr
It's a Doggie Christmas

My dog was very disappointed that this was not a German Shepherd, but then German Shepherds don't sit up and beg for anyone.
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Forum: Off Topic Forum 5th December 2010, 06:33 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 435
Posted By Ron Kerr
Someone stole my........

Could this be one of the thefts of the century?

Woman calls emergency line to report stolen snowman...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 18th November 2010, 07:37 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 506
Posted By Ron Kerr
What do you do if you find a crocodile?

Take it home, of course!

Huge croc taken home in car | Adelaide Now (http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/huge-croc-taken-home-in-car/story-e6frea6u-1225956415663)
Forum: Off Topic Forum 12th November 2010, 08:15 AM
Replies: 143
Views: 4,160
Posted By Ron Kerr
Forum: Off Topic Forum 30th October 2010, 07:17 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 733
Posted By Ron Kerr
Re: We Got Our New Pup!

My German Shepherd says she might make him her toy boy when he gets a bit older because he is cute.

She is a 3 year old woman.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 24th October 2010, 09:24 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 313
Posted By Ron Kerr
Death by Golf

A foursome of guys is waiting at the men’s tee while a foursome of women is hitting from the ladies' tee. The ladies are taking their time.

When the final lady is ready to hit her ball, she...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 23rd October 2010, 07:24 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 359
Posted By Ron Kerr
Another reason not to own a cat...

After viewing these adorable pictures
Please read end message...........it'sjust beautiful!


http://ronaldkerr.com/images/Cat/untitled.bmp


...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 22nd October 2010, 10:18 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 695
Posted By Ron Kerr
Re: The neighbor's dog is barking

So many dog owners are lazy, often those with yappy little things. "They are small so they don't need a walk" they will say, while the crazy little thing barks its head off.

All dogs need exercise...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 14th October 2010, 10:14 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 419
Posted By Ron Kerr
Fact: Aussies twice as good as Poms!

The recently completed commonwealth games had Australia on top of the medals table with 74 gold medals and England with 37!

Given that the population of Australia is about 22 million and that of...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 5th October 2010, 05:24 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 449
Posted By Ron Kerr
Forum: Off Topic Forum 5th October 2010, 05:18 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 449
Posted By Ron Kerr
Who will come second in the Commonwealth Games?

Who cares?

Australia is already dominating. Again.

England were so surprised at winning a gold medal they discovered they didn't have a national anthem! So they played a hymn, trying to put the...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 4th October 2010, 05:47 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 897
Posted By Ron Kerr
Re: Hi-my first post

Great to have you on board Tracy.

Stay focused and organised and you will be on your way to success.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 27th September 2010, 11:04 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 435
Posted By Ron Kerr
NEVER assume anything!

His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight.

He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 27th September 2010, 12:21 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 602
Posted By Ron Kerr
Re: What do you call something that is part ecoli, part mouse, and part pig?

I was going to guess it was a hot dog before I saw your answer.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 25th September 2010, 08:21 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 473
Posted By Ron Kerr
Re: How many Aussies were watching the Grand Final - AFL History Made Today!

It was actually the first AFL grand final - the 2 previous draws were in the VFL.

For those of you who didn't see it. check it out next Saturday along with the 100,000 who will be at the ground.
...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 25th September 2010, 05:17 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 1,868
Posted By Ron Kerr
Re: What is a good Dog name?

I wanted to call our German Shepherd cupcake but my wife wouldn't let me as it is her dog. I always had a vision of calling cupcake from a distance and people being scared out of their wits when this...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 25th September 2010, 02:36 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 544
Posted By Ron Kerr
Re: Hi from Australia

Plenty of us.

Welcome.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 23rd September 2010, 03:27 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 752
Posted By Ron Kerr
Re: As requested....Introducing Ricki

Hang in there Ricki! My Gernan Shepherd says you are cute.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 22nd September 2010, 11:50 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 626
Posted By Ron Kerr
Re: Common Wealth Games: Will the show go on?

I am afraid that India has insulted the Commonwealth by not producing accomodation and venues on time and in a suitable condition.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 22nd September 2010, 11:16 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 626
Posted By Ron Kerr
Re: Common Wealth Games: Will the show go on?

Australia should not go but the games should go ahead so another country can win for a change.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 17th September 2010, 11:55 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 457
Posted By Ron Kerr
There’s smart secrecy and stupid secrecy....

A quote from within this story aptly sums it up: "There’s smart secrecy and stupid secrecy, and this whole episode sounds like stupid secrecy".
...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 17th September 2010, 11:30 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 752
Posted By Ron Kerr
Re: Woooo... turn 18 today!

Happy birthday!

I think I can remember when I turned 18.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 14th September 2010, 09:29 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 382
Posted By Ron Kerr
Re: Cannot Login to Warrior with Firefox ??

I am using Firefox 3.6.9 and have no login problems. Perhaps you should update Firefox.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 14th September 2010, 09:08 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 351
Posted By Ron Kerr
The tough, the brilliant, the extraordinary and the stupid

The supertough:
YouTube - Daniel Cross hit on Jude Bolton

The brilliant:
YouTube - Liam Jurrah Mark of the Year 2010

The extraordinary - you try kicking like this:
YouTube ...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 13th September 2010, 08:33 AM
Replies: 87
Views: 2,274
Posted By Ron Kerr
Re: NFL Season # 88!!!

A reminder that the finals (playoffs, championships, whatever you might call them) in the Australian Football League are on at the moment. This coming Friday and Saturday night Australian eastern...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 12th September 2010, 01:51 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 387
Posted By Ron Kerr
Now this is some goldfish!

Anyone have a goldfish bowl suitable for this guy?

Giant goldfish snared after six years | Herald Sun...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 12th September 2010, 06:26 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 855
Posted By Ron Kerr
Re: Tomorrow's Anniversary

I just watched something called 9/11: After the Towers Fell and found it to be very moving.

It never ceases to amaze me how the good in most people comes out after adisasters like this.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 11th September 2010, 07:52 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,868
Posted By Ron Kerr
Forum: Off Topic Forum 10th September 2010, 10:58 PM
Replies: 87
Views: 2,274
Posted By Ron Kerr
Re: NFL Season # 88!!!

I notice that they have picked up another ex Aussie Rules player as kicker - Chris Bryan. He wasn't very good as an AFL player but he can kick the ball out of sight.
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 5th September 2010, 01:12 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 2,423
Posted By Ron Kerr
Re: I just got the weirdest email

These emails were once coming only from scammers and were easily picked up by anti-spam software, but so-called legitimate marketers are now using some of these headings. The only way to get the...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 5th September 2010, 12:02 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 523
Posted By Ron Kerr
Re: call out the instigators...

Good one Ken. It brought back pleasant memories from my youth.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 5th September 2010, 11:59 AM
Replies: 79
Views: 2,171
Posted By Ron Kerr
Re: Novels vs Movies

I don't think I have ever seen a movie that is as good as the novel. although a few have come close. The depth that a novel can go into generally makes it far more interesting than the movie.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 2nd September 2010, 12:36 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 622
Posted By Ron Kerr
Re: WTF: Don't like Discovery Channel programing? Armed hostage standoff?!?!

Guns, guns, guns.

Wish I had thought of that title before the Guess Who.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 9th August 2010, 07:57 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 364
Posted By Ron Kerr
UN Survey

Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The...
Forum: Main Internet Marketing Discussion Forum 6th August 2010, 08:23 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 2,070
Posted By Ron Kerr
Do this and you lose me forever...

It seems that some supposedly legitimate internet marketers are adopting some of the spammers techniques such as sending an email with a title such as "Payment Received..." .

If you send me such...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 1st August 2010, 12:05 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 2,935
Posted By Ron Kerr
Re: Happy birthday Paul Myers!

Happy Birthday Paul!

You are one of the true gentlemen of the internet world and your writing is a pleasure to read.
Forum: Off Topic Forum 1st August 2010, 12:03 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 8,599
Posted By Ron Kerr
Re: I Can't Sit Down!

Please see your doctor ASAP Karen as your problem may (and probably isn't) very serious. I had similar problems many years ago and had physiotherapy and drugs that did nothing to improve the problem...
Forum: Off Topic Forum 7th July 2010, 08:27 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,112
Posted By Ron Kerr
Re: Cultures of The World

The pie floater is famous in South Australia, although I have never been stupid enough to eat one.

A pie floater is a meat pie turned upside-down in a bowl of thick pea soup! Plus you can add...
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