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14 years ago

Can I play

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Dave Patterson 14 years ago

Originally Posted by ThomM

Can I play

But, of course you can.
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- ThomM 14 years ago
  
  Why thank you Dave.
  It's got to be more fun then working on my garage roof
  
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  MoneyMagnetMagnate 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by ThomM
  
  Why thank you Dave.
  It's got to be more fun then working on my garage roof
  
  This should take you mind off working on the roof...
  
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  BTbuzz 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by MoneyMagnetMagnate
  
  This should take you mind off working on the roof...
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  Hard to see what that is, but if is a roof it would been easier to walk out the front door. lol
  
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Dennis Gaskill

14 years ago

Is there any way to decrease my post count? People are starting to expect me to know stuff because of my post count.

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hilarious89 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill

Is there any way to decrease my post count? People are starting to expect me to know stuff because of my post count.

You can ask admins to reduce your post count or open a new account closing this account.
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- Dennis Gaskill 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill
  
  Is there any way to decrease my post count? People are starting to expect me to know stuff because of my post count.
  
  Originally Posted by hilarious89
  
  You can ask admins to reduce your post count or open a new account closing this account.
  
  Once again my humor is so sophisticated it went unnoticed. Considering your user name, I didn't think you'd be the one to miss it!
  
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l@ttemonarck 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill

Is there any way to decrease my post count? People are starting to expect me to know stuff because of my post count.

hoping post can be give away. .. TRUE specially having 4k
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  MissTerraK 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dave Patterson
  
  *mumbling to self*
  
  The Corn Flakes are on a roll this morning...:rolleyes:
  
  Dave lookin' for some Honey Smacks?
  
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easternodyssey 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill

Is there any way to decrease my post count? People are starting to expect me to know stuff because of my post count.

Hahaha the same problem happened to me on the Joomla forum when i got passed 700 posts. Now i get about a post a week asking to solve web design issues i very little idea in how to solve.
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Dave Patterson

14 years ago

I should have just left it at "post away..." and watched to see how many days it would stay at the top...

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Dennis Gaskill 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Dave Patterson

I should have just left it at "post away..." and watched to see how many days it would stay at the top...

It would have been an unofficial sticky.
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MoneyMagnetMagnate

14 years ago

Apparently, you are not familiar with "Double super-secret post count"

It may look like it doesn't count...but, oh...it counts when it counts...when it's counted.

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Fernando Veloso

14 years ago

destroyed dreams You just many.

Bad boy!!

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Dave Patterson 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Fernando Veloso

destroyed dreams You just many.

Bad boy!!

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ChicagoJoe 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Fernando Veloso

destroyed dreams You just many.

Bad boy!!

haha, this made me chuckle.
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Jonathan 2.0

Banned 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Dave Patterson

But you should know...POSTS IN THE OFF TOPIC FORUM DO NOT INCREASE YOUR POST COUNT!

Lol. But they do add to our "Thanks" count.
(Shh.)

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MoneyMagnetMagnate

14 years ago

@ ThomM -
You're a Bike guy Thom...ever seen one of these? What an idea!

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Dennis Gaskill 14 years ago

Originally Posted by MoneyMagnetMagnate

@ ThomM -
You're a Bike guy Thom...ever seen one of these? What an idea!
amazing Tow Truck Motorcycle - YouTube

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- MoneyMagnetMagnate 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill
  
  Threadjacker.
  
  OOPS!
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Joseph Robinson

Banned 14 years ago

Great Share.

(Insert less than stellar signature here)

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JE Publishing

14 years ago

DAMN!!!!!!!!!

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Tina Golden 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Dave Patterson

But you should know...POSTS IN THE OFF TOPIC FORUM DO NOT INCREASE YOUR POST COUNT!

NOW you tell me.
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KimW

14 years ago

Channelling Yoda Fernando is.

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14 years ago

Just came here to increase my post count...

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forestnome 14 years ago

me too but I have lots of questions as well??
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Dave Patterson

14 years ago

Here spam bot...come and get it...

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KimW 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Dave Patterson

Here spam bot...come and get it...

There is one running rampant right now,and with the forum set up that I can only report a post every 60 seonds its going to take me forever....HELP!!!
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- Joseph Robinson Banned 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by KimW
  
  There is one running rampant right now,and with the forum set up that I can only report a post every 60 seonds its going to take me forever....HELP!!!
  
  Point the way and the troops shall assemble!
  
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- MoneyMagnetMagnate 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by KimW
  
  There is one running rampant right now,and with the forum set up that I can only report a post every 60 seonds its going to take me forever....HELP!!!
  
  He hath been Bani-shed!
  
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  Joseph Robinson Banned 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by MoneyMagnetMagnate
  
  he has been Banished!
  
  I miss everything that's fun/interesting on the forum.
  
  AND MY POST COUNT STILL WON'T GO UP
  
  Tired of this place...
  
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  MissTerraK 14 years ago
  
  Hurray! Hurray!
  
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  Just what I was...
  
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  MissTerraK 14 years ago
  
  Looking for!
  
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  MissTerraK 14 years ago
  
  Hey!!
  
  You tricked me!!
  
  Dagnabit!!:p
  
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  trying to up my post count
  
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  Fernando Veloso 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by JBecker23
  
  trying to up my post count
  
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  TheInternet 14 years ago
  
  Going to sell an eBook on raising your post count in the off topic forum.
  
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TimPhelan

14 years ago

That's my fault by the way. I posted something in the main section about people adding thousands of posts here in the off topic section and the next day Alan changed the rules. My biggest accomplishment in internet marketing. haha

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POSTS IN THE OFF TOPIC FORUM DO NOT INCREASE YOUR POST COUNT!

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MissTerraK

14 years ago

Wow Tim!

That must have been before my time.

I'm pretty sure they haven't counted since I joined.

Anyway, Congrats on your biggest accomplishment in IM!

Terra

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TimPhelan

14 years ago

Thanks Terra. I humbly accept your congrats. haha Luckily Alan let those of us who had amassed huge numbers of posts here the off topic section, such as Kevin Riley and myself, to be grandfathered into the new rules and keep all our posts. Back then Riley was only posting down here. I was shocked when he finally started actually producing products and selling them in the WSO section.

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Wow Tim!

That must have been before my time.

I'm pretty sure they haven't counted since I joined.

Anyway, Congrats on your biggest accomplishment in IM!

Terra

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MissTerraK

14 years ago

I think that's awesome Tim, to be a part of the Warrior Forum history and who knows, that may have been the little push Kevin needed to get going and help in his success.

Terra

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TimPhelan

14 years ago

Maybe it was. haha. Just to impress you more Terra, I think I had a big hand in getting the "Religious and Political topics forbidden" in off topic section sticky rule!!

I'm real proud of that one also. I may carve it on my grave stone in fact. OK, well, heysal, Indiana, GaryV and others had a hand in that one also.

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

I think that's awesome Tim, to be a part of the Warrior Forum history and who knows, that may have been the little push Kevin needed to get going and help in his success.

Terra

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MissTerraK 14 years ago

Well, aren't you just a mover and a shaker here in the OT, haha!

Okay, I'm duly impressed!

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ThomM

14 years ago

Originally Posted by TimPhelan

Maybe it was. haha. Just to impress you more Terra, I think I had a big hand in getting the "Religious and Political topics forbidden" in off topic section sticky rule!!

I'm real proud of that one also. I may carve it on my grave stone in fact. OK, well, heysal, Indiana, GaryV and others had a hand in that one also.

Hay I helped

I still remember that.
It was 4 years ago just after the presidential election.
I remember there was one republican supporter who kept following me from thread to thread attacking my family and everyone else I knew, ahh good times

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KimW

14 years ago

Originally Posted by ThomM

Hay I helped

I still remember that.
It was 4 years ago just after the presidential election.
I remember there was one republican supporter who kept following me from thread to thread attacking my family and everyone else I knew, ahh good times

Yeah me too Thom,
Damn, we never get credit for our endeavers!

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Originally Posted by TimPhelan

That's my fault by the way. I posted something in the main section about people adding thousands of posts here in the off topic section and the next day Alan changed the rules. My biggest accomplishment in internet marketing. haha

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michaelgee123

14 years ago

Dangit! I could sure use the post count increase

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Alan Petersen

14 years ago

What......

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Alan Petersen 14 years ago

Are you sure?
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Dave Patterson

14 years ago

Now THAT was funny...

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Dave Patterson

14 years ago

Originally Posted by osahonsam

thanks for it

*slaps forehead*

We got a slow one this morning...:rolleyes:

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KimW

14 years ago

Originally Posted by Dave Patterson

*slaps forehead*

We got a slow one this morning...:rolleyes:

Actually, that is the guy I reported this morning for SPAMming.
He had made about 10 posts and he said the same thing in every post.
I guess he really was very thankful!

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Dave Patterson

14 years ago

Originally Posted by KimW

Actually, that is the guy I reported this morning for SPAMming.
He had made about 10 posts and he said the same thing in every post.
I guess he really was very thankful!

I finally PM'd him to let him know his post count wasn't going anywhere down here. I fully expect a "thanks for it"...

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Steven Wagenheim

14 years ago

Why...won't...this...damn...thing...WORK!???

I've been stuck at 16,404 posts for a year!

ARRRRRRGGGGGG!!!!!!

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Bill Farnham

14 years ago

What a lot of people don't know is that when you report a post your post count goes up for every post you report and stays that way until the post is nuked.

If you needed 50 posts to send a PM you could do everyone a favor by reporting the spam posts, and if you're quick enough you could keep your post count high enough to sneak that PM in.

Now, what happens to those PMs after you take a lunch break is anybody's guess.

~Bill...

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ThomM

14 years ago

Originally Posted by Bill Farnham

What a lot of people don't know is that when you report a post your post count goes up for every post you report and stays that way until the post is nuked.

If you needed 50 posts to send a PM you could do everyone a favor by reporting the spam posts, and if you're quick enough you could keep your post count high enough to sneak that PM in.

Now, what happens to those PMs after you take a lunch break is anybody's guess.

~Bill...

We need a threads nuked count as well as a post count.

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John Durham 14 years ago

Originally Posted by ThomM

We need a threads nuked count as well as a post count.

What all can we get credit for nuking around here? Lets nuke some S***!

Self Talk:

Darn , there I am posting where I dont get credit again! John thats not how the game is played whats wrong with you? Sheesh! You never do it right!

Watch somebody thank me now :rolleyes: like the WF will ever give any credit for that one... and its actually a pretty intelligent post, if you think about it real hard...sigh...

How is anybody gonna know who I am if I dont get credit for everything I do? Why am I wasting my time doing things you dont get any credit for?

I gotta rethink me game plan here... get a check up from the neck up, let go a that stinkin thinkin... EVERYTHING must add up to personal GAIN!

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Naw that didnt feel too good, I'll just keep doin it the dumb way. Thanks.

I think for a moment I was an idealist trying to rationalize himself into becoming a rationalist...
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Fabianner 14 years ago

Well in my opinion you could boost your posts while making your point relevant and up to the mark. It should be concern with your topic.
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GrantFreeman 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Steven Wagenheim

Why...won't...this...damn...thing...WORK!???

I've been stuck at 16,404 posts for a year!

ARRRRRRGGGGGG!!!!!!

(Rage tosses OT into spammer's bin)

It's obvious, Wags, the FORCE you must use.
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  It's obvious, Wags, the FORCE you must use.
  
  Luke(s) like we are going to do Star Wars puns.
  
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  Originally Posted by GrantFreeman
  
  It's obvious, Wags, the FORCE you must use.
  
  Originally Posted by Joseph Robinson
  
  Luke(s) like we are going to do Star Wars puns.
  
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14 years ago

Now that would be awesome Thom!

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14 years ago

Looks like this was needed where it is visible this morning...

Posts in OT forum DO NOT increase your post count.

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whateverpedia

14 years ago

Whose turn is it to get a round of drinks in?

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Dave Patterson 14 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

Whose turn is it to get a round of drinks in?

Well, if you have to ask....must be YOUR turn...
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- whateverpedia 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dave Patterson
  
  Well, if you have to ask....must be YOUR turn...
  
  I got in before you on that. My post count isn't high enough. Dang, I just saw yours is even lower than mine. Where's that Waggenheim character when we need him?
  
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  Originally Posted by Dave Patterson
  
  Well, if you have to ask....must be YOUR turn...
  
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whateverpedia

14 years ago

It can't be my turn, I don't have a high enough post count.

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whateverpedia

14 years ago

Not yet anyway.

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whateverpedia

14 years ago

Do I get a special prize for having three posts in a row?

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Dave Patterson 14 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

Do I get a special prize for having three posts in a row?

Yeah...one of those colorful little drinks with the umbrella.
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HeySal

14 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

Do I get a special prize for having three posts in a row?

No, it has to be 50 and only in threads that the last poster is supposed to get a prize but the OP vanishes by that time so you never find out what the prize was supposed to be. Don't worry - after around 80 pages the prizes start getting tossed around anyhow.

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14 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

No, it has to be 50 and only in threads that the last poster is supposed to get a prize but the OP vanishes by that time so you never find out what the prize was supposed to be. Don't worry - after around 80 pages the prizes start getting tossed around anyhow.

You mean there isn't a prize for this thread.

I demand a refund.

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Banned 14 years ago

Just stopping by for a boost to my post count.

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Banned 14 years ago

Did you guys know?

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whateverpedia 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Joe Robinson

Did you guys know?

No.

(Now you can reply and boost it a bit more).

You're welcome.
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- Fernando Veloso 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by whateverpedia
  
  No.
  
  (Now you can reply and boost it a bit more).
  
  You're welcome.
  
  Eh! Just noticed boostit.xxx is available.
  
  Anyone?
  
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  Dennis Gaskill 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by whateverpedia
  
  Do I get a special prize for having three posts in a row?
  
  Yes, you get to buy a round for the house.
  
  Originally Posted by Fernando Veloso
  
  Eh! Just noticed boostit.xxx is available.
  
  Anyone?
  
  There goes Fernando, talking about XXX rated sites again.
  
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Joseph Robinson

Banned 14 years ago

Pop tarts only have 5g of fat?

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14 years ago

count me in, at least an addition to our exposure

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HeySal

14 years ago

You mean we STILL can't post about politics? All I did was compare two books, come on already. Not my fault they were both pinko commie fago punk sh*t.

Forget the booze -- I want a fattie......where's Thom when ya need him.

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14 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

You mean we STILL can't post about politics? All I did was compare two books, come on already. Not my fault they were both pinko commie fago punk sh*t.

Forget the booze -- I want a fattie......where's Thom when ya need him.

Here I am (14 hours later

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Joseph Robinson Banned 14 years ago

Originally Posted by ThomM

Here I am (14 hours later).

Have some pizza!

HOLY CRAP YOU CAN RESIZE PICTURES?! All the wasted opportunities with photos I left out because they were too large...*sobs*
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14 years ago

Originally Posted by Dave Patterson

But you should know...POSTS IN THE OFF TOPIC FORUM DO NOT INCREASE YOUR POST COUNT!

is this true??

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HeySal 14 years ago

Originally Posted by warnerrandolph

is this true??

Of course not - just keep posting. Put a couple of good healthy hours into it here and then you can surprise yourself when you come back in tomorrow.
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- Dennis Gaskill 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by HeySal
  
  Of course not - just keep posting. Put a couple of good healthy hours into it here and then you can surprise yourself when you come back in tomorrow.
  
  Great advice, as always, Sal.
  
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- MissTerraK 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by warnerrandolph
  is this true??
  
  Originally Posted by HeySal
  
  Of course not - just keep posting. Put a couple of good healthy hours into it here and then you can surprise yourself when you come back in tomorrow.
  
  Yeah, yeah! That's it!
  
  When HeySal gives advice, you should listen!
  
  She's a very smart lady and knows her stuff!
  
  Keep posting, Baby!
  
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Banned 14 years ago

Did you guys know that when hippos are upset, their sweat turns red?

Now you do.

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Dave Patterson 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Joe Robinson

Did you guys know that when hippos are upset, their sweat turns red?

Now you do.

Did you know in order to mark territory they wag their tails while they poop in order to spread it around?

Now you do.
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  Did you know in order to mark territory they wag their tails while they poop in order to spread it around?
  
  Now you do.
  
  I feel that I have become a better man now that I am equipped with this information .
  
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- Dennis Gaskill 14 years ago
  
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  Did you know in order to mark territory they wag their tails while they poop in order to spread it around?
  
  Now you do.
  
  It looks like this thread is now for those trying to boost their "poop" count. :rolleyes:
  
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  Dave Patterson 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill
  
  It looks like this thread is now for those trying to boost their "poop" count. :rolleyes:
  
  Nah...we just got off topic and started talking out our a**....
  
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Banned 14 years ago

We'll get to the bottom of this topic and move on soon...

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Dennis Gaskill 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Joe Robinson

We'll get to the bottom of this topic and move on soon...

Thank goodness. I'm flushed with excitement.
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  Thank goodness. I'm flushed with excitement.
  
  Really? I think I'll be bummed out when we stop talking about it
  
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Originally Posted by Joe Robinson

We'll get to the bottom of this topic and move on soon...

Um.........

Topic?

There was supposed to be a topic?

That's just weird now.
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Banned 14 years ago

They should make the OT forum subtract post counts, then we could see who has the most negative forum post!

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Originally Posted by yukon

They should make the OT forum subtract post counts, then we could see who has the most negative forum post!

C-c-c-Combo breaker !

I bet I could be the furthest in the negative for post counts; but I'd be pooped from the effort.
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14 years ago

Now I understand the meaning of OMG...

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Outlaw Motorcycle Gang?
Operational Maneuver Group?
Open Messaging Group?
Ow, My Groin?

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Originally Posted by Fernando Veloso

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HeySal

14 years ago

Ah man, I want that pizza. Now I have to go cook, you just made me severely hungry.

Is that the topic? Make people think they are starving to death? I think my sweat is turning red. It's your fault. Either that or I just took too much astaxathin.

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Pizza can certainly be the topic. Nothing wrong with pizza.

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14 years ago

Um..........what kinda sh*t are ya thinkin' of wantin' to nuke? I might be up for some fun.

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TheInternet 14 years ago

Count Chocula will be disappointed to find we've moved past him.
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  Originally Posted by TheInternet
  
  Count Chocula will be disappointed to find we've moved past him.
  
  That dude was just a fruit loop anyhow.
  
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  That dude was just a fruit loop anyhow.
  
  You think so? He was always a lucky charm, at least for me.
  
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  MissTerraK 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Joe Robinson
  
  You think so? He was always a lucky charm, at least for me.
  
  I always considered him a chocolate frosted flake.
  
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  I always considered him a chocolate frosted flake.
  
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  I thought about it, and yeah. that Chex out.
  
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  Originally Posted by Joe Robinson
  
  I thought about it, and yeah. that Chex out.
  
  I suspect that this entire thread is part of an elaborate viral marketing campaign. The Count is always Raisin Brand awareness in subtle ways.
  
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  Originally Posted by TheInternet
  
  I suspect that this entire thread is part of an elaborate viral marketing campaign. The Count is always Raisin Brand awareness in subtle ways.
  
  No, no. I can promise you that there are no Trix being pulled in this thread.
  
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  MissTerraK 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by TheInternet
  
  I suspect that this entire thread is part of an elaborate viral marketing campaign. The Count is always Raisin Brand awareness in subtle ways.
  
  I just think the Count is a coo-coo coco puff!
  
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  I just think the Count is a coo-coo coco puff!
  
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  Ever since they started giving him sedatives though he has been walking around like a Frankenberry.
  
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  MissTerraK 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Joe Robinson
  
  Ever since they started giving him sedatives though he has been walking around like a Frankenberry.
  
  Well, if he ever approaches me, he's getting Nut' n Honey!
  
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  Well, if he ever approaches me, he's getting Nut' n Honey!
  
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  Ouch, right in the Apple Jacks?
  
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  MissTerraK 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Joe Robinson
  
  Ouch, right in the Apple Jacks?
  
  Haha Joe!
  
  Yep! I figure it would only take a couple Kix! :p
  
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  Originally Posted by MissTerraK
  
  Haha Joe!
  
  Yep! I figure it would only take a couple Kix! :p
  
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John Durham

14 years ago

Well if we could just develop a "poser seeking missile" that would save alot of manpower. I think we could start with the posers Sal, and move our way up to some of the stuff on Paul's digital cockroach list... We need some target practice before getting that heavy though.

Ps. Hey Kim looks fun, lets pick on him!

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Banned 14 years ago

I bet it would hurt more than a Jurassic Park Crunch!

Had to go obscure to keep this going.

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HeySal 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Joe Robinson

I bet it would hurt more than a Jurassic Park Crunch!

Had to go obscure to keep this going.

That's okay - it's gone far enough. We really needed a cereal killer about this time.

Cherrio!
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MissTerraK 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Bill Farnham

Is that what they refer to as a Special K?

Originally Posted by Joe Robinson

I bet it would hurt more than a Jurassic Park Crunch!

Had to go obscure to keep this going.

Absolutely!

That would be Mr. Wonderful's Surprise!

Me too Joe, General Mills 1970's

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Joseph Robinson

Banned 14 years ago

Perhaps we should move on from Cereal and get a Life, as HeySal suggests?

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MissTerraK 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Joe Robinson

Perhaps we should move on form Cereal and get a Life, as HeySal suggests?

I suppose so, I think I'll join her walking down the Rocky Road and look for Moonstones.

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Banned 14 years ago

Sounds like a Total waste of an afternoon :p.

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14 years ago

Joe ...um...

Got any more of that pizza left?

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Banned 14 years ago

Just one slice...

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14 years ago

lol. thank god for this thread.

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GMT

14 years ago

Why does anyone really care about post count? I mean I did make what I felt was a pretty high quality thread that was all but ignored in the main section, so is it a reputation thing or what? I just don't get it. Personally I don't care if a guy(or gal) has 10 posts or 10000, if what he/she's saying is useful that's all that matters to me.

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Banned 14 years ago

I'm going to assume you mean this thread. Great sentiment; but the whole information overload, take action, never give up bit has been done tons of times in tons of different ways.

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14 years ago

Originally Posted by Joe Robinson

I'm going to assume you mean this thread. Great sentiment; but the whole information overload, take action, never give up bit has been done tons of times in tons of different ways.

Yup, that'd be the one, and fair enough. I made it because I read some of the top threads where people were struggling with those type of things, I knew it had probably already been said but figured a fresh take wouldn't hurt. To be perfectly honest though I'd imagine most things on here, in most threads have already been said, but that's fine, i'll just focus on more detail and trying to contribute more quality.

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Dennis Gaskill

14 years ago

Originally Posted by GMT

Why does anyone really care about post count? I mean I did make what I felt was a pretty high quality thread that was all but ignored in the main section, so is it a reputation thing or what? I just don't get it. Personally I don't care if a guy(or gal) has 10 posts or 10000, if what he/she's saying is useful that's all that matters to me.

Originally Posted by Joe Robinson

I'm going to assume you mean this thread. Great sentiment; but the whole information overload, take action, never give up bit has been done tons of times in tons of different ways.

In addition to what Joe said, reputation does play into it when you create a long post. A lot of people see a wall of text and decide it looks like too much work to read.

If you have an established reputation, one where people know your posts are worth reading, a good many of them will read the "wall of text" anyway because they know there's a good chance they will derive value from the post.

If you'd have broken those big paragraphs up into smaller paragraphs, thus making it seem easier to read, you might have gotten more replies.

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Banned 14 years ago

Best of luck to ya. Anyways, who wants ice cream?

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14 years ago

Originally Posted by Joe Robinson

Best of luck to ya. Anyways, who wants ice cream?

I love ice cream, but I'm thinking it might not be as punny a topic as cereal. Besides, I just got to the pun party, I was hoping to add my own Crazy Flakes to the conversation.

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14 years ago

Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill

I love ice cream, but I'm thinking it might not be as punny a topic as cereal. Besides, I just got to the pun party, I was hoping to add my own Crazy Flakes to the conversation.

You're probably right. But I think it's safe to say if we stick to puns over eating it there's a lot less chance of taking on the appearance of a Chunky Monkey...

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MissTerraK 14 years ago

True Dave!

And I bet Thom's out looking for some Moose Tracks.

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  And I bet Thom's out looking for some Moose Tracks.
  
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14 years ago

Originally Posted by Dave Patterson

You're probably right. But I think it's safe to say if we stick to puns over eating it there's a lot less chance of taking on the appearance of a Chunky Monkey...

I admit I'm a little overweight, but are you calling me fat? You'd better not pick on me, you'd Butter Pecan someone else instead because I'm no Marshmallow. Besides, I'll be in better shape after going up and down the ladder to repair my Tin Roof Sundae.

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14 years ago

Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill

I admit I'm a little overweight, but are you calling me fat? You'd better not pick on me, you'd Butter Pecan someone else instead because I'm no Marshmallow. Besides, I'll be in better shape after I repair my Tin Roof Sundae.

And Gaskill DOUBLE SCOOPS the competition!

We're on the edge of our seats now folks....

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14 years ago

Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill

I admit I'm a little overweight, but are you calling me fat? You'd better not pick on me, you'd Butter Pecan someone else instead because I'm no Marshmallow. Besides, I'll be in better shape after going up and down the ladder to repair my Tin Roof Sundae.

I think Dave was calling you a Chubby Hubby!

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Banned 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill

In addition to what Joe said, reputation does play into when you create a long post. A lot of people see a wall of text and decide it looks like too much work to read.

If you have an established reputation, one where people know your posts are worth reading, a good many of them will read the "wall of text" anyway because they know there's a good chance they will derive value from the post.

If you'd have broken those big paragraphs up into smaller paragraphs, thus making it seem easier to read, you might have gotten more replies.

Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill

I love ice cream, but I'm thinking it might not be as punny a topic as cereal. Besides, I just got to the pun party, I was hoping to add my own Crazy Flakes to the conversation.

What a Cluster of advice and puns this thread is producing!

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14 years ago

Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill

I love ice cream, but I'm thinking it might not be as punny a topic as cereal. Besides, I just got to the pun party, I was hoping to add my own Crazy Flakes to the conversation.

Blame the ice cream thing on Terra's reference to "rocky road". That really is a stupid name for ice cream. Really.

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John Durham

14 years ago

Thom the tincture man... one of these days we gotta get all these people in the same room. Im not too interested in the main marketing cruises and hotel weekends... but I could really dig an off topic weekend, you guys are cool!

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Originally Posted by John Durham

Thom the tincture man... one of these days we gotta get all these people in the same room. Im not too interested in the main marketing cruises and hotel weekends... but I could really dig an off topic weekend, you guys are cool!

I Sherbet that would be an interesting gathering! I'm down.

Everyone needs to come to Orlando and we can tear up the town.

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14 years ago

I wouldnt mind going rock hunting with Sal, or sitting around trying to whittle out some picks with Dennis maybe out of some bull horn or something and talking for hours. listening to him and Dave rib each other back and forth...

Only difference is, in a real world off topic setting... getting "Booted" over a political debate might have a new meaning. lol

This is a great group here.

Jim is still missing though... sorry to bring it up but that is bothersome. I know there isnt much anyone can do to get an answer...

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14 years ago

Originally Posted by Usmile

count me in, at least an addition to our exposure

Isn't exposure a crime?

Originally Posted by warnerrandolph

is this true??

Gibb-smack!

Originally Posted by Dave Patterson

Nah...we just got off topic and started talking about dumbasses

Calibanned.

Originally Posted by l@ttemonarck

hoping post can be give away. .. TRUE specially having

4k

You have to give away posts first, then they come back ten-fold. Just like those cash-gifting letters. Go ahead, give it a try.

Originally Posted by flyviral

lol. thank god for this thread.

Did you miss the part where the bar doesn't put up with religious or political discussion?

So let's recap. We've covered rules, dumbasses, pizza, cereal, killers, drinks, fatties, history, politics and religion.

Now THAT'S an epic thread!

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14 years ago

Originally Posted by Tina Golden

So let's recap. We've covered rules, dumbasses, pizza, cereal, killers, drinks, fatties, history, politics and religion.

Now THAT'S an epic thread!

True, but I have a feeling this party is just getting started.

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Banned 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill

True, but I have a feeling this party is just getting started.

You have no idea. I've been waiting 22 years for an opportunity to participate in an epic pun-based discussion. I feel I am finally among my kind!

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14 years ago

Originally Posted by Joe Robinson

You have no idea. I've been waiting 22 years for an opportunity to participate in an epic pun-based discussion. I feel I am finally among my kind!

Oh my. I think I detect some punishment coming on down the line.

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Banned 14 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

Oh my. I think I detect some punishment coming on down the line.

Say whaaaa?

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14 years ago

Originally Posted by Joe Robinson

Say whaaaa?

Need a hyphen in that? Pun -- ishment. Okay?

Just expounding on the wincing agony with which some people regard puns. You won't find that much in the OT though where we're tasteless and humor impaired.

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Originally Posted by HeySal

Need a hyphen in that? Pun -- ishment. Okay?

Just expounding on the wincing agony with which some people regard puns. You won't find that much in the OT though where we're tasteless and humor impaired.

Ooooh. Can't believe I was that slow on the uptake

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14 years ago

Originally Posted by Tina Golden

So let's recap. We've covered rules, dumbasses, pizza, cereal, killers, drinks, fatties, history, politics and religion.

and we never get tired of regurgitating these subjects every 30 days... There is nothing new under the Warrior sun. All is vanity...

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14 years ago

Originally Posted by John Durham

and we never get tired of regurgitating these subjects every 30 days... There is nothing new under the Warrior sun. All is vanity...

Don't be so sure. I've not found one mention of butt cheek moles.

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Originally Posted by Dave Patterson

Don't be so sure. I've not found one mention of butt cheek moles.

I've been researching niches today. Thanks.
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whateverpedia

14 years ago

Originally Posted by Dave Patterson

Don't be so sure. I've not found one mention of butt cheek moles.

Here you go: http://www.warriorforum.com/off-topi...ml#post6045226

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Originally Posted by HeySal

You won't find that much in the OT though where we're tasteless and humor impaired.

Oh, there's plenty of tasteless but we don't tolerate the humor-impaired too well.
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  Oh, there's plenty of tasteless but we don't tolerate the humor-impaired too well.
  
  And yet I've been able to hide out here for over a week heehee .
  
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  And yet I've been able to hide out here for over a week heehee .
  
  You arent outta the water yet..
  
  The person who sold me my first motorcycle told me before I drove off "Remember to wear your helmet. Everybody needs it at one time or another. There are only two kinds of bikers, those who are getting ready to learn to respect one and those who already have learned". I knew he meant "the hard way". Basically telling me I was doomed to fall at some point or another.
  
  You arent full blooded till you have gotten beat down a few times lol, and at least made a blooming fool of yourself 3 times and stuck your foot in your mouth a minimum of 50.
  
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AlisonTaylor

14 years ago

is this a play on Scrubs the TV show ? I seem to vaguely remember that Dr Elliot was often referred to as molebutt.

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Dave Patterson 14 years ago

Originally Posted by AlisonTaylor

is this a play on Scrubs the TV show ? I seem to vaguely remember that Dr Elliot was often referred to as molebutt.

No. It's another eel concieved thread of oceanic proportions...

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  Originally Posted by Dave Patterson
  
  No. It's another eel concieved thread of oceanic proportions...
  
  Dive right in.
  
  Oar you knot shore you ice were not sinking of Titanic? -
  
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Banned 14 years ago

Originally Posted by AlisonTaylor

is this a play on Scrubs the TV show ? I seem to vaguely remember that Dr Elliot was often referred to as molebutt.

Kudos on bringing up Scrubs...even if you had to go fishing for the connection.

We also would have accepted "eeeaaaagggglllllleeeeeee"

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14 years ago

Originally Posted by Joe Robinson

Kudos on bringing up Scrubs...even if you had to go fishing for the connection.

We also would have accepted "eeeaaaagggglllllleeeeeee"

Joe, have I ever told you that you're my chocolate bear? We should get together sometime and play Giant Doctor.

Edit: Uh, yeah, that probably sounds weird...makes my skin a little clammy just thinking about it.

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MissTerraK

14 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Joe, have I ever told you that you're my chocolate bear? We should get together sometime and play Giant Doctor.

Edit: Uh, yeah, that probably sounds weird...makes my skin a little clammy just thinking about it.

Yikes!

Ewe!!!

I bet you just embearassed Joe and yourself! :p

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Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Yikes!

Ewe!!!

I bet you just embearassed Joe and yourself! :p

Terra

As the above song states: "There's nothing gay about it our eyes "

...Maybe you just had to bee there, or watch the show.
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  Originally Posted by Joe Robinson
  
  As the above song states: "There's nothing gay about it our eyes "
  
  ...Maybe you just had to bee there, or watch the show.
  
  LOL! I never thought "gay" for a minute, I just wanted to use the animal (ewe) in my post. So I call fowl.
  
  Don't you go around Robin me of my animal puns now or I might get Crabby over your Cardinal sin!
  
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Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Joe, have I ever told you that you're my chocolate bear? We should get together sometime and play Giant Doctor.

Edit: Uh, yeah, that probably sounds weird...makes my skin a little clammy just thinking about it.

But...if I'm chocolate bear that means I'll be stuck on bottom when we play giant doctor. I'll never have a birds eye view

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Oh, and I am now playing this on repeat lol:

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14 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Joe, have I ever told you that you're my chocolate bear? We should get together sometime and play Giant Doctor.

Edit: Uh, yeah, that probably sounds weird...makes my skin a little clammy just thinking about it.

Originally Posted by Joe Robinson

But...if I'm chocolate bear that means I'll be stuck on bottom when we play giant doctor. I'll never have a birds eye view

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Oh my, this thread just took a tern for the worse. If this continues, I'm otter hare.

Originally Posted by MoneyMagnetMagnate

I sea...there was a pool of fish puns just waiting below the surface - I was having a whale of a time, and was carefully boning up on my school of fish puns...(chum)

Did you mean, just wading below...?

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HeySal

14 years ago

Lori - I think the 50 household uses for ear wax niche is still wide open, too.

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Originally Posted by HeySal

Lori - I think the 50 household uses for ear wax niche is still wide open, too.

LOL HeySal!

But I think Shrek has the corner on that market. :p

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  LOL HeySal!
  
  But I think Shrek has the corner on that market. :p
  
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HOW DID THIS SLIDE TO PAGE 2?! THERE ARE PUNS TO MAKE.

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14 years ago

Originally Posted by Joe Robinson

HOW DID THIS SLIDE TO PAGE 2?! THERE ARE PUNS TO MAKE.

Well excuse the heck out of me. I didn't have anything to make one with. Did you bring the tools?

Speaking of tools - has anyone seen Dave and Kim tonight?

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14 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

Well excuse the heck out of me. I didn't have anything to make one with. Did you bring the tools?

Speaking of tools - has anyone seen Dave and Kim tonight?

No.......

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Originally Posted by Joe Robinson

HOW DID THIS SLIDE TO PAGE 2?! THERE ARE PUNS TO MAKE.

Glad you punted back to page 1!

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Don't have a cow, we can do animals.

No horsing around though!

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Originally Posted by Joe Robinson

Don't have a cow, we can do animals.

No horsing around though!

You'll get no bull from me.

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  Good. I don't want to have to choke on this pizza I'm wolfing down.
  
  I had pizza tonight too, and I ain't lion.
  
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14 years ago

Fortunately for you folks I'm just dog tired tonight and as gentle as a lamb.

Oops - guess I should have checked out where Gareth is before I said that!

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14 years ago

Why is it the guys in this forum go ape over that stuff? You need to quit monkeying around with that junk food.

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Originally Posted by HeySal

Why is it the guys in this forum go ape over that stuff? You need to quit monkeying around with that junk food.

Well now, that's easy for a chick to say, isn't it? Us guys are used to be henpecked, but the junk food keeps us from doing anything fowl in retaliation.
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  Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill
  
  Well now, that's easy for a chick to say, isn't it? Us guys are used to be henpecked, but the junk food keeps us from doing anything fowl in retaliation.
  
  Yep - just as easy as it was for an old goat to say what you just did. :p
  
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  Originally Posted by HeySal
  
  Yep - just as easy as it was for an old goat to say what you just did. :p
  
  Don't butt heads with me -- I'll ram it right back down your throat.
  
  Come on Sal, say what you really mean, don't be sheepish. I promise I won't think of you as a baaaa-d girl.
  
  Well, I otter get back to work. I really need to bear down so I can take it easy tomorrow. Ewe know how it is.
  
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Hm, the puns came fast in the wee hours of the morning. Looks like we have slowed to a snails pace since.

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TheInternet 14 years ago

It was too good a thing to last.
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  It was too good a thing to last.
  
  Buzzkill.
  
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  It was too good a thing to last.
  
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  Dennis Gaskill 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dave Patterson
  
  What a Jackass.
  
  Dave, maybe he was just offering himself up as a guinea pig to get things going again. He's probably feeling like Dr. Jackal and Mr. Hide now though.
  
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  Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill
  
  Dave, maybe he was just offering himself up as a guinea pig to get things going again. He's probably feeling like Dr. Jackal and Mr. Hide now though.
  
  With that offering, I think it's time to seal the deal on this convention.
  
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  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  With that offering, I think it's time to seal the deal on this convention.
  
  Aw ... c'mon Dan, we're just horsing around. Don't grouse about it, it could be unhealthy and make you eel.
  
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  Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill
  
  Aw ... c'mon Dan, we're just horsing around. Don't grouse about it, it could be unhealthy and make you eel.
  
  I swear to Cod, if there's one more bad pun on this thread, I'll ram all your heads together. And I'm not lion.
  
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  I swear to Cod, if there's one more bad pun on this thread, I'll ram all your heads together. And I'm not lion.
  
  Man, what a crab. I don't think you could do it, that would take a lot of mussels, and you look like a shrimp. You'd need someone to kelp you for sure.
  
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14 years ago

Hey Whatever -- I think you were really phishing on that one. Watch out or they will fry you, wise cat.

Come on, Terra - is that owl you can do is hoot about it?

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Originally Posted by HeySal

Hey Whatever -- I think you were really phishing on that one. Watch out or they will fry you, wise cat.

Come on, Terra - is that owl you can do is hoot about it?

No, I can say...I am Somebunny and don't go splitting hares over it.

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Originally Posted by HeySal

Hey Whatever -- I think you were really phishing on that one. Watch out or they will fry you, wise cat.

Blow it out your bass. :p
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14 years ago

Originally Posted by Dave Patterson

But you should know...POSTS IN THE OFF TOPIC FORUM DO NOT INCREASE YOUR POST COUNT!

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14 years ago

Originally Posted by Dave Patterson

Just throwing bait for the sharks....

As long as you don't go overboard, old chum...:p

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14 years ago

Originally Posted by MoneyMagnetMagnate

As long as you don't go overboard, old chum...:p

Old chum?? Not just (yuck) chum - but old chum?

You are going to give him a whale of an inferiority complex. It's okay though, I'm sure you didn't do that on porpoise.

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14 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

Old chum?? Not just (yuck) chum - but old chum?

You are going to give him a whale of an inferiority complex. It's okay though, I'm sure you didn't do that on porpoise.

Abalone...I don't need your seal of approval, you otter see that...it was just a fluke -

I could see the puns were floundering...cannery one fathom that?

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14 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

Old chum?? Not just (yuck) chum - but old chum?

You are going to give him a whale of an inferiority complex. It's okay though, I'm sure you didn't do that on porpoise.

I wouldn't be too sure about that -- it might have been a sucker punch.

Don't let him buffalo you, Sal. At best he was trying to badger him, IMO (in my opposum). I heard him crow about it at the Oyster Bar.

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14 years ago

Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill

I wouldn't be too sure about that -- it might have been a sucker punch.

Don't let him buffalo you, Sal. At best he was trying to badger him, IMO (in my opposum). I heard him crow about it at the Oyster Bar.

Would have loved to have been a fly on the wall for that one. I can just see those tulips a flapping now. Probably hawking a new ebook.

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Originally Posted by HeySal

Would have loved to have been a fly on the wall for that one. I can just see those tulips a flapping now. Probably hawking a new ebook.

If ewe gnu what was said it would boar ewe. Either that or ewe would be stork raven mad at what you were heron. Yak, yak, yak ... it's hard to swallow so many lice.
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14 years ago

Feeling fishy huh?

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14 years ago

this post count thing really sucks...

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Originally Posted by flyviral

this post count thing really sucks...

flyviral, this is now a pun thread. Make a pun, or be struck down. We're currently on animals.
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  flyviral, this is now a pun thread. Make a pun, or be struck down. We're currently on animals.
  
  I sea...there was a pool of fish puns just waiting below the surface - I was having a whale of a time, and was carefully boning up on my school of fish puns...(chum)
  
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Man, we really are dragon the animal thing along...

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Originally Posted by Joe Robinson

Man, we really are dragon the animal thing along...

Yeah, I was thinking it was beginning to tapir off.

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  Ya'll just yak me up...
  
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It is looking pretty grizzly now and then. Knat to say that it's something you wouldn't expect here in the OT. I have to quit talking so much. I'm just feeling too horse to continue.

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Originally Posted by HeySal

It is looking pretty grizzly now and then. Knat to say that it's something you wouldn't expect here in the OT. I have to quit talking so much. I'm just feeling too horse to continue.

What?

HeySal quit talking?

Well, I can't gopher that!

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Owl believe that when it starts rainin' cats and dogs!!

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Hm, I wonder how I can weasel in a new pun topic?

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Originally Posted by Joe Robinson

Hm, I wonder how I can weasel in a new pun topic?

I don't know, Joe. It looks like folks are starting to find this boaring.
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  I don't know, Joe. It looks like folks are starting to find this boaring.
  
  Joe might find that a little hard to Swallow, Dan, maybe you could give it a little Goose to make it exciting again.
  
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  Joe might find that a little hard to Swallow, Dan, maybe you could give it a little Goose to make it exciting again.
  
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Originally Posted by Joe Robinson

Hm, I wonder how I can weasel in a new pun topic?

Well...there is this town in Austria, with a funny name, (I swear) and a lot of possibilities :rolleyes:
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I was having some misgibbons about this thread, but after a cup okapi I can see I had no claws for concern. I do like my refreshments. I'm enjoying a Coca-Koala now.

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Ducking hell, this thread is really getting on my tits. It skinks to high heaven. I always gnu it would, in fact I toad you so earlier.

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Sigh. Looks like my turn up to bat again. Just can't think of anything to say. I've been overtaken by sloth. Nighty-night.

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MoneyMagnetMagnate 14 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

Sigh. Looks like my turn up to bat again. Just can't think of anything to say. I've been overtaken by sloth. Nighty-night.
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  Originally Posted by MoneyMagnetMagnate
  
  Well, that seals the deal on an excellent morning!
  
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  Fernando Veloso 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Joe Robinson
  
  Well, that seals the deal on an excellent morning!
  
  Noes!!!!!
  
  At least we have one REALLY funny thread!!!!
  
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  Dan Riffle 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Joe Robinson
  
  Well, that seals the deal on an excellent morning!
  
  I agree. That clip was simply poultry in motion.
  
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  MissTerraK 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  I agree. That clip was simply poultry in motion.
  
  I didn't go apes over it, myself. It was too much monkey business for me. :p
  
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MoneyMagnetMagnate

14 years ago

Coca-Koala ? :rolleyes:

Say 'Hello' to my "Little Friend"!

Scarface the Thirsty Bush Koala - YouTube

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Dennis Gaskill

14 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

Sigh. Looks like my turn up to bat again. Just can't think of anything to say. I've been overtaken by sloth. Nighty-night.

That's OK Sal, alpaca couple extra puns into this post so ewe won't egret going to bed and playing possum. I understand, when you need to catch 40 skinks, nothing else will do. I hope you have pheasant dreams.

Speaking of dreams, I dreamt the other night that I was choking a big bird and couldn't kill it. I was screaming, "Die ya rhea." Say that three times real fast.

Nighty-night, deer.

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Dave Patterson

14 years ago

Originally Posted by smith10

Hi

Is there any way to decrease my post count?
People are starting to expect me to know stuff because of my post count

Another jackass.

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MissTerraK 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Dave Patterson

Another jackass.

And copycat!:rolleyes:

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HeySal 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Dave Patterson

Another jackass.

Jackass is pretty right, so is copycat - link spammer I believe.

He might have thought he was clever - but agate what he's doing and reported it.

It's just very feral. Don't prey on us, dude. You might get bit.
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Dan Riffle

14 years ago

Originally Posted by smith10

Hi

Is there any way to decrease my post count?
People are starting to expect me to know stuff because of my post count

Come now, I think you might be lion...

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Joseph Robinson

Banned 14 years ago

I decided to ferret through his profile and it is quite obvious he knows nothing.

Now for something completely different...

Who the hell is "alexmobile" and how is he always one of the last 10 people to view a profile?

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MissTerraK

14 years ago

Originally Posted by Joe Robinson

I decided to ferret through his profile and it is quite obvious he knows nothing.

Now for something completely different...

Who the hell is "alexmobile" and how is he always one of the last 10 people to view a profile?

What are you driving at?

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Jonathan 2.0 Banned 14 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

What are you driving at?

Terra

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waterotter

14 years ago

Maybe a undercover mod? You had beast be on your best beehiveiour.....the steaks are way too high.

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14 years ago

I kept wondering why the main forum seemed so lacking in intelligence in the last few days... Now I know... You all came here and did not send me the memo!!!

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Joseph Robinson Banned 14 years ago

Originally Posted by tpw

I kept wondering why the main forum seemed so lacking in intelligence in the last few days... Now I know... You all came here and did not send me the memo!!!

Uh-oh. Cat's out of the bag guys!
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  Originally Posted by Joe Robinson
  
  Uh-oh. Cat's out of the bag guys!
  
  Oh no! I butterfly out of here. Wait!
  
  It's your beast of burden Joe, no worries for the rest of us.
  
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  HeySal 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by MissTerraK
  
  Oh no! I butterfly out of here. Wait!
  
  It's your beast of burden Joe, no worries for the rest of us.
  
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  Wha......... You are absolutley Terra-bull.
  
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  MissTerraK 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by HeySal
  
  Wha......... You are absolutley Terra-bull.
  
  Uh huh! Not by the hare of my chinny chin chinchilla!
  
  Wait, did I just say I had a hairy chin?
  
  Umm, never mind...slinks off all embearassed.
  
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  Originally Posted by Joe Robinson
  
  Uh-oh. Cat's out of the bag guys!
  
  Well...it's better than the other way around
  
  On second thought...I could use some new strings for my tennis racquet :rolleyes:
  
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14 years ago

Originally Posted by tpw

I kept wondering why the main forum seemed so lacking in intelligence in the last few days... Now I know... You all came here and did not send me the memo!!!

I don't think you understand the breadth of your error in this post. Missing intelligence will be the yeast of your problems if you don't use some sort of bun while posting here. You knead to get with the program.

I egret nothing

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Banned 14 years ago

Originally Posted by TheInternet

I don't think you understand the breadth of your error in this post. Missing intelligence will be the yeast of your problems if you don't use some sort of bun while posting here. You knead to get with the program.

I egret nothing

Oh, are we moving on to bread? Ryet, I'm OK with that.

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MissTerraK 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Joe Robinson

Oh, are we moving on to bread? Ryet, I'm OK with that.

Well, if we move on to bread, our post count will be slow rising, dough.

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  If this place is your bread and butter you should stick to the fish puns?
  
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Dennis Gaskill 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Joe Robinson

Oh, are we moving on to bread? Ryet, I'm OK with that.

I'll just say you're awfully quick to jump ship and I'll loave it at that.
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- Joseph Robinson Banned 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill
  
  I'll just say you're awfully quick to jump ship and I'll loave it at that.
  
  I'm known for having a short attention span...ooh look! A bagel!
  
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  Bill Farnham 14 years ago
  
  How you guys are able to sandwich in bread puns between the animal puns and the next round of puns is a Wonder to me.
  
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  Dennis Gaskill 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Bill Farnham
  
  How you guys are able to sandwich in bread puns between the animal puns and the next round of puns is a Wonder to me.
  
  You might say we were born and bread for it.
  
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  Bill Farnham 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill
  
  You might say we were born and bread for it.
  
  Yea, you guys are on a roll...:rolleyes:
  
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  Originally Posted by Bill Farnham
  
  Yea, you guys are on a roll...:rolleyes:
  
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  Dennis Gaskill 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Bill Farnham
  
  Yea, you guys are on a roll...:rolleyes:
  
  That's because we've done a good job of keeping the crumbs out.
  
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  Bill Farnham 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill
  
  That's because we've done a good job of keeping the crumbs out.
  
  You just allow the upper crust in here, uh? :p
  
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  TheInternet 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Bill Farnham
  
  You just allow the upper crust in here, uh? :p
  
  I doubt you can rise to upper crust on a bunch of half-baked puns.
  
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  Dan Riffle 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by TheInternet
  
  I doubt you can rise to upper crust on a bunch of half-baked puns.
  
  Oh, you ain't seen muffin yet.
  
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  TheInternet 14 years ago
  
  This thread waffles on the nature of its puns, so you never gnoe what's going to happen.
  
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adam2526

14 years ago

i love this group, i need to up my post count.

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Dave Patterson 14 years ago

Originally Posted by adam2526

i love this group, i need to up my post count.

*snicker*.....
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  Originally Posted by Dave Patterson
  
  *snicker*.....
  
  Oh look!
  
  Dave's a laughing hyena. :p
  
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Joseph Robinson Banned 14 years ago

Originally Posted by adam2526

i love this group, i need to up my post count.

Just bear with us for a little bit. I promise the number updates for you every few hours :rolleyes:.
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Dennis Gaskill

14 years ago

Originally Posted by tpw

I kept wondering why the main forum seemed so lacking in intelligence in the last few days... Now I know... You all came here and did not send me the memo!!!

Bill, you're not allowed to post in this thread unless you include at least one bad pun in your comment. Right now we're on animals of all kinds -- fish, fowl, and insects are also acceptable. Please honor the evolution of the thread or we will calf to beatle ewe until you cowply with our rules.

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Dan Riffle

14 years ago

Wheat a minute, we're on bread puns now?

I doughnut know if I have any of those...

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Joseph Robinson

Banned 14 years ago

It's a pandoro box of puns in here.

Look it up. I had to.

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MissTerraK 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Joe Robinson

It's a pandoro box of puns in here.

Look it up. I had to.

If I don't, does that mean I'm toast?

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whateverpedia

14 years ago

So now we've gone from animal buns to bread buns.

Some of them having me roll-ing on the flour laughing.

Some of them though, would make Homer Simpson say DOUGH!!!

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Dennis Gaskill 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Bill Farnham

You just allow the upper crust in here, uh? :p

Good one!

Yeah, it's the yeast we can do.
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HeySal

14 years ago

Bread puns aren't so much of a PITA. I love the sheet..........

But there's a raisin I'm starting to wonder if I should clear my cookies or eat them.

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MissTerraK 14 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

Bread puns aren't so much of a PITA. I love the sheet..........

But there's a raisin I'm starting to wonder if I should clear my cookies or eat them.

If you you love eating cookies, I could pile mine in a stack, tell my assistant to baguette and send it over in a flatbread truck.

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  I got this in an email today and thought I'd pass it along to you guys because obviously you folks can't get enough puns.
  
  It's just one pun after another. Some are good, some not so much...
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  I changed my i Pod name to Titanic . It's syncing now .
  
  When chemists die, they barium .
  
  Jokes about German sausage are the wurst .
  
  A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran .
  
  I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid . He says he can stop any time .
  
  How does Moses make his tea ? Hebrews it .
  
  I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Than it dawned on me .
  
  This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore .
  
  A guy got arrested for playing the guitar. For fingering A minor .
  
  I'm reading a book about anti-gravity . I can't put it down .
  
  I did a theatrical performance about puns . It was a play on words .
  
  They told me I had type A blood , but it was a Type- O.
  
  A dyslexic man walks into a bra .
  
  PMS jokes aren't funny, period .
  
  Why were the Indians here first ? They had reservations .
  
  Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory . I hope there's no pop quiz .
  
  Energizer bunny arrested . Charged with battery .
  
  I didn't like my beard at first . Then it grew on me .
  
  How do you make holy water ? Boil the hell out of it !
  
  Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils ?
  
  When you get a bladder infection , urine trouble .
  
  What does a clock do when it's hungry ? It goes back four seconds .
  
  I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger . Then it hit me !
  
  Broken pencils are pointless .
  
  I tried to catch some fog . I mist.
  
  What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary ? A thesaurus .
  
  England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .
  
  I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest .
  
  I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx .
  
  All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen . Police have nothing to go on .
  
  I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough .
  
  Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes .
  
  Velcro - what a rip off !
  
  Cartoonist found dead in home . Details are sketchy .
  
  Venison for dinner ? Oh deer !
  
  Earthquake in Washington obviously government's fault .
  
  I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure .
  
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adam2526

14 years ago

so this does not up my post count

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Joseph Robinson Banned 14 years ago

Originally Posted by adam2526

so this does not up my post count

Hope that didn't pancake your dreams of jumping to 1,000 posts without contributing.
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  Yes, Adam, and tell the truth now.
  
  No waffling!
  
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Domonkoz

14 years ago

Increase my killing power? hmmm

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Originally Posted by Domonkoz

Increase my killing power? hmmm

You think you can just roll into this thread and not contribute a pun? Or banana bread?
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Dennis Gaskill

14 years ago

Did you hear about the dumb guy that had to be told multiple times that posts in the OT forum don't count? He had a crumby memory.

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MissTerraK 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill

Did you hear about the dumb guy that had to be told multiple times that posts in the OT forum don't count? He had a crumby memory.

Either that or he was a few slices short of a loaf to begin with. :p

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waterotter 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill

Did you hear about the dumb guy that had to be told multiple times that posts in the OT forum don't count? He had a crumby memory.

Is that tweetable?
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  Is that tweetable?
  
  You can twy, but I hope you don't muffin it.
  
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  Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill
  
  You can twy, but I hope you don't muffin it.
  
  This is stuffin' I kneaded to know. As for muffin it up - that's ok dough, as I know this kinda stuffin' crepes up on ya without help of any yeast. :p
  
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  Bill Farnham 14 years ago
  
  This thread is pasta the point of making any sense. :confused:
  
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  Originally Posted by Bill Farnham
  
  This thread is pasta the point of making any sense. :confused:
  
  Not for us breadwieners.
  
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  Originally Posted by Bill Farnham
  
  This thread is pasta the point of making any sense. :confused:
  
  Penne for your thoughts. :p
  
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  Dennis Gaskill 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Bill Farnham
  
  This thread is pasta the point of making any sense. :confused:
  
  I think we pasta that point pages ago, but it still makes me gigli.
  
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  I think we can get some more milleage out of this rye thread. Mortar the point, we have the powder to switch to an equally entertaining topic if we run this one into the ground.
  
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  Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill
  
  I think we pasta that point pages ago...
  
  Noodling that around a bit I'm strained to say otherwise.
  
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  HeySal 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Bill Farnham
  
  Noodling that around a bit I'm strained to say otherwise.
  
  After that whole list of puns, you're probably driving your wife crazy. Don't fudge the lines and stretch things too far or you will rubber the wrong way.
  
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These puns are spiraling out of control...

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MissTerraK 14 years ago

Someone else started the bread puns and now we're panforte.

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14 years ago

This thread was beginning to see its end...orzo I thought...

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Banned 14 years ago

I guess I better make a pun to stop the impenneding drop to the second page this thread is experiencing.

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MissTerraK

14 years ago

Originally Posted by Joe Robinson

I guess I better make a pun to stop the impenneding drop to the second page this thread is experiencing.

I marble at your persistence, cupcake!

Terra

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MissTerraK 14 years ago

Speaking of puns, I love this story!

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it.
The job was only so-so anyhow.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was exhausting.

I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn't cut it.

I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.

My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't note worthy.

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.

Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried, but I just didn't fit in and felt like a heel.

I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

I thought about becoming a witch, so I tried that for a spell.

I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.

My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit, because it was always the same old grind.

After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a historian, until I realized there was no future in it.

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Dennis Gaskill

14 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

I marble at your persistence, cupcake!

Terra

You're good at this! This one's for you...

What's Cooking?

What a nut Meg was, at yeast moist of the thyme. Lately, she hadn't been feeling too spicy though. She wasn't blueberry often so Anna and I decided we kneaded to pepper up.

We blended our money and bought her a tall flouring plant. The aroma was lite and delicatessen. It seemed to a peel to her, she perked up right away.

Meg asked "what should I name it? What would you cauliflower?" Anna said "beets me, but it's so tall and stately it should be something dignifried."

I told Meg she could cut it down if she thought it needed shortening. She said she'd take carrot it later. She wanted to do something fun now and said "lettuce go to the beach and later rent a movie."

Anna said she couldn't go to the beach now but would ketchup to us later and help pickle out a movie. Meg wanted to know rye Anna couldn't go to the beach so I told her the last time we were there some dillwitted meathead tried to pecan us and a cactus with grape force.

Anna's usually polite, always saying her peas and frank you's, but this guy really steamed her and she boiled over. She tossed some sand in his eyes just as the lifeguard looked over and he thought she was the truffle maker. He told her to loave and not rechurn. He was going to ban Anna for 60 days.

We tried to explain that he a salted us thirst but the guard said if we wanted to file a gravyance we'd butter put it in writing and send it in a plain vanilla envelope. That was parsley for the course.

Meg said he may have forgot about it or might not be on duty so we should just go anyway. Anna had mixed emotions thinking it was a half baked idea. She said "I yam not sure about this, but let's go see what will turnip."

"Great" Meg replied, "let's not deli here any longer, let's go before it gets too crawdad and there's no where to pork the car."

As it turned out the lifeguard was there and told us we couldn't stay. We made something up about not wanting to stay, we just wanted to see if the kiwi lost was turned in. He said to wait and he'd go rind out for us but we left and got a movie. Fried Green Tomato's.

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MissTerraK

14 years ago

Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill

You're good at this! This one's for you...

What's Cooking?

What a nut Meg was, at yeast moist of the thyme. Lately, she hadn't been feeling too spicy though. She wasn't blueberry often so Anna and I decided we kneaded to pepper up.

We blended our money and bought her a tall flouring plant. The aroma was lite and delicatessen. It seemed to a peel to her, she perked up right away.

Meg asked "what should I name it? What would you cauliflower?" Anna said "beets me, but it's so tall and stately it should be something dignifried."

I told Meg she could cut it down if she thought it needed shortening. She said she'd take carrot it later. She wanted to do something fun now and said "lettuce go to the beach and later rent a movie."

Anna said she couldn't go to the beach now but would ketchup to us later and help pickle out a movie. Meg wanted to know rye Anna couldn't go to the beach so I told her the last time we were there some dillwitted meathead tried to pecan us and a cactus with grape force.

Anna's usually polite, always saying her peas and frank you's, but this guy really steamed her and she boiled over. She tossed some sand in his eyes just as the lifeguard looked over and he thought she was the truffle maker. He told her to loave and not rechurn. He was going to ban Anna for 60 days.

We tried to explain that he a salted us thirst but the guard said if we wanted to file a gravyance we'd butter put it in writing and send it in a plain vanilla envelope. That was parsley for the course.

Meg said he may have forgot about it or might not be on duty so we should just go anyway. Anna had mixed emotions thinking it was a half baked idea. She said "I yam not sure about this, but let's go see what will turnip."

"Great" Meg replied, "let's not deli here any longer, let's go before it gets too crawdad and there's no where to pork the car."

As it turned out the lifeguard was there and told us we couldn't stay. We made something up about not wanting to stay, we just wanted to see if the kiwi lost was turned in. He said to wait and he'd go rind out for us but we left and got a movie. Fried Green Tomato's.

Tell the truth now, orange you glad this story's over?

Well yes Dennis,

But more importantly, I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me. :p

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I don't have a pun filled story; but I do have a pun based Twitter account I'm following:

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For some reason I just got a case of the munchies......

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Originally Posted by KimW

For some reason I just got a case of the munchies......

Cinnamon Berry Pie and Vanilla Bean Ice Cream work for you...?
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Originally Posted by KimW

For some reason I just got a case of the munchies......

Well,

You could put a piece of beef between two pieces of bread and have a bull-only sandwich.

But stay away from naked bananas, they lack a-peel!

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Originally Posted by KimW

For some reason I just got a case of the munchies......

A whole case? I usually settle for a six-pack.
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  A whole case? I usually settle for a six-pack.
  
  That's very wise because heavy drinkers put the quart before the hearse.
  
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  That's very wise because heavy drinkers put the quart before the hearse.
  
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  What you wrote is not only funny, but it's got a grain of truth to it too.
  
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  That's very wise because heavy drinkers put the quart before the hearse.
  
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  Silly Terra. You mean the cart before the house. (*Falls Off Stool*)
  
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Berry much so!

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Originally Posted by KimW

Berry much so!

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Watt,you didn't think that was bright enough?

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Is it time to goose this thread?

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Is it time to goose this thread?

My post count isn't high enough yet.
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  Originally Posted by Joe Robinson
  
  My post count isn't high enough yet.
  
  LOL Joe!
  
  But I think she meant goose as in a pinch in the bootie to get it going.
  
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  LOL Joe!
  
  But I think she meant goose as in a pinch in the bootie to get it going.
  
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  Oh, but my misinterpretation allowed me to use a meme. Other people's pictures are the only source of comedy I have...
  
  Oh, well then, here's another someone else's picture you could have used.
  
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If you want to continue with the puns, gopher it, Joe.

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Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill

If you want to continue with the puns, gopher it, Joe.

I would; but any ideas I might have had have gone down the toilet.

It's sad to say it; but I think I'm pooped.

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Take a deep breath, Joe. Flush that negativity out of your system. Envision it going down the drain. You'll soon be back to your old Charmin self again.

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Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill

Take a deep breath, Joe. Flush that negativity out of your system. Envision it going down the drain. You'll soon be back to your old Charmin self again.

And you can wipe that smile off your face.
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  What?! And deprive you of my porcelain white greeting? I'd have to be a real stinker to do that.
  
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Alright, I'm good. Didn't mean to get pissed off like that!

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GUYS LOOK! A BUNNY!

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I feel all I have to say about this subject is a bunch of piddley little crap so I'll just butt out for awhile.

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What?! And deprive you of my porcelain white greeting? I'd have to be a real stinker to do that.

Originally Posted by HeySal

I feel all I have to say about this subject is a bunch of piddley little crap so I'll just butt out for awhile.

Guys, toilet jokes are over. LOOK AT THE CUTE BUNNY. I literally made this face when I found that .gif on Reddit:
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I was going to post something but decided against it incase someone replied, Urine idiot.

Assnine I know, butt it is what it is. :p

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Fine, toilet jokes instead of bunnies

. Relevant picture!

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14 years ago

I don't know who authorized pictures to be substituted for puns, butt I plumb think it's cheating, even if the pics are very bunny.

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Here you go Joe,

I flushed out the best of both for ya.

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  Is WF moving like an albatross for anyone else?
  
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  Yes, it's tanking for me, the timing has gone to pot.
  
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  Here you go Joe,
  
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14 years ago

The main forum is resembling diarrhea lately.

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New here

So hello guys =D

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14 years ago

I was at a cash machine the other day when a little old lady came up to me and asked to check her balance. So I pushed her over.

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14 years ago

lol, i am amazed this thread is still going strong? Is this even legal?

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i don't think so.

You don't think so........what?
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  Apparently he's programmed not to think. :rolleyes:
  
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John Durham

14 years ago

Bumping this important thread. Please dont forget to thank me.

Reminds me of a litle two step song a friend wrote, that I was always jealous of the hook ;

"Friends dont drive friends - To drinkin".

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Fernando Veloso 14 years ago

Originally Posted by John Durham

Bumping this important thread. Please dont forget to thank me.

Now that you mention it, what is the deal right now?

Puns?
cats?
Pics?

Ahh what the hell. I create a new trend.

Mustaches.
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  Originally Posted by Fernando Veloso
  
  Now that you mention it, what is the deal right now?
  
  Puns?
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  Ahh what the hell. I create a new trend.
  
  Mustaches.
  
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Fernando Veloso 14 years ago

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Hey Mr, how did you do that? :p:p
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14 years ago

I see you Eddie murphy.... I know who you are.... you the f--- you man right? I see all your movie....

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14 years ago

another lazy weekend...no isea what to do...any (funny) suggestions?

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14 years ago

The fertilizer business is a growing industry.

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A pirate walks up to the bar.

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My friend has a butler who's had his left arm amputated. Serves him right.

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So....the topic of the day is corn?

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Originally Posted by Dave Patterson

So....the topic of the day is corn?

Yep. Ear's some more.

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Originally Posted by Dave Patterson

So....the topic of the day is corn?

The kind whut dont grow at all on rocky top.
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Thank you very much, you've been a terrific audience.

I hope to see you all again next time I'm in town.

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Dammit, came too late to break up the combo!

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Something something something PUN!

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Something something something PUN!

It finally dawned on me why you look so doggone familiar...
You are Billy Donovans doppelganger. Are you secretly coaching gators men basketball, whilst being a chronic poster of funny pictures?

Now go post on the "People often say I look like..." thread
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It finally dawned on me why you look so doggone familiar...
You are Billy Donovans doppelganger. Are you secretly coaching gators men basketball, whilst being a chronic poster of funny pictures?

Now go post on the "People often say I look like..." thread
Go Gators!

Let me check how he did last year before I take credit for that lol. The only thing I vividly remember about him is how he was hired by the Magic right before Van Gundy and bailed out.

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Joseph Robinson Banned 14 years ago

Originally Posted by mbitsol

Why should we increase our post ?

Dude, no one told you?! You get paid $10 a post here man. But you only get to cash out at post 1,000. I've made $20,000 this year alone just by talking on the forum!
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14 years ago

This is my first warrior post :confused:

[Question] I couldn't find how to do the boost post counts...

[Answer] I did a google search and now I know.

Google is so smarrt I don't neeed two no antything :p

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junglekid

14 years ago

after really deep study of this thread ,after hour and hours of deep research i am still quite confused and I am not sure if posting in this thread would increase my post count or not so here I am posting to test it .I see some people here with thousands of posts worried their post count is 2 low .How should I feel with a post count of only ONE?

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Dave Patterson

14 years ago

Originally Posted by junglekid

after really deep study of this thread ,after hour and hours of deep research i am still quite confused and I am not sure if posting in this thread would increase my post count or not so here I am posting to test it .I see some people here with thousands of posts worried their post count is 2 low .How should I feel with a post count of only ONE?

POSTS IN THE OFF TOPIC FORUM DO NOT INCREASE YOUR POST COUNT!

Now how do you feel...?

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Dave Patterson 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Dave Patterson

POSTS IN THE OFF TOPIC FORUM DO NOT INCREASE YOUR POST COUNT!

Now how do you feel...?

Oh no...not again!
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junglekid

14 years ago

i see .my post count did not go up.where shoul I post so that my post count WILL go up or do i have to pay for that also here in the Warrior forum?

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Joseph Robinson

Banned 14 years ago

From Reddit (too long to post as a picture...).

All the Puns!

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John Durham 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Joe Robinson

From Reddit (too long to post as a picture...).

All the Puns!

Okay, now thats a bit much there feller, dont you think you need to tame that there down a bit? Have you had your meds today?
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- Joseph Robinson Banned 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by John Durham
  
  Okay, now thats a bit much there feller, dont you think you need to tame that there down a bit? Have you had your meds today?
  
  Adderall is a hell of a drug
  
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John Durham

14 years ago

Originally Posted by Joe Robinson

Adderall is a hell of a drug

Wish I had a prescription myself... Freaks me out that 7 year kids are on it though and spending half their life walking around that way. Back when I was younger, I snorted things that were less powerful. Its really a shame if you ask me that they put kids on stuff like that.

Sorry to get all solemn on ya!

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Joseph Robinson

Banned 14 years ago

Originally Posted by John Durham

Wish I had a prescription myself... Freaks me out that 7 year kids are on it though and spending half their life walking around that way. Back when I was younger, I snorted things that were less powerful. Its really a shame if you ask me that they put kids on stuff like that.

Sorry to get all solemn on ya!

I'm right there with ya. Had to hesitate and think about it before making the joke. It's definitely not something I would want given to me, over medication is not the answer to the problems these kids have today if you ask me...

Got really serious in here now.

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John Durham

14 years ago

Originally Posted by Joe Robinson

I'm right there with ya. Had to hesitate and think about it before making the joke. It's definitely not something I would want given to me, over medication is not the answer to the problems these kids have today if you ask me...

Got really serious in here now.

I hear ya... but at least we are boosting our post count and gaining more warrior dollars... We just earned 20 bucks a peice posting that stuff!

If only more newbies knew about this!

Plus I thanked you twice- Bonus For you!

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highhopes

14 years ago

Originally Posted by Dave Patterson

But you should know...POSTS IN THE OFF TOPIC FORUM DO NOT INCREASE YOUR POST COUNT!

Oh no it`s not!

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14 years ago

Oh yes it is!

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14 years ago

do you think so?

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HeySal

14 years ago

Originally Posted by highhopes

do you think so?

So are your hopes any more normal when they aren't high? I mean are they like balloon on the ceiling high or just passed a fattie kicked back high?

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highhopes

14 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

So are your hopes any more normal when they aren't high? I mean are they like balloon on the ceiling high or just passed a fattie kicked back high?

I do HOPE so!
One day though, I woke up hopeful of all the things i wanted to do that day, then as the day grew older so did my hopes of hopefulness diminish, as I could feel the anguish and panic starting to dash any hope of me ever believing i could attain the impossible hopeless task before me in a twinkling of an eye, Sal!
I hope you understand Sal? Yes, yes the balloon is an apt description, high as a kite, (um, balloon) one day then inflated....that is why I am highhopes personified!!!

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Big Rob

14 years ago

Originally Posted by highhopes

I do HOPE so!
One day though, I woke up hopeful of all the things i wanted to do that day, then as the day grew older so did my hopes of hopefulness diminish, as I could feel the anguish and panic starting to dash any hope of me ever believing i could attain the impossible hopeless task before me in a twinkling of an eye, Sal!
I hope you understand Sal? Yes, yes the balloon is an apt description, high as a kite, (um, balloon) one day then inflated....that is why I am highhopes personified!!!

Dude, I would have to hit a hog leg before I could understand that.
Thanks for turning on the blender and breaking the off switch...

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Joseph Robinson

Banned 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Big Rob

Dude, I would have to hit a hog leg before I could understand that.
Thanks for turning on the blender and breaking the off switch...

Dude, it's a secret message.

Originally Posted by highhopes

I do HOPE so!
One day though, I woke up hopeful of all the things i wanted to do that day, then as the day grew older so did my hopes of hopefulness diminish, as I could feel the anguish and panic starting to dash any hope of me ever believing i could attain the impossible hopeless task before me in a twinkling of an eye, Sal!
I hope you understand Sal? Yes, yes the balloon is an apt description, high as a kite, (um, balloon) one day then inflated....that is why I am highhopes personified!!!

d-E-s-t-r-o-y-a-l-l-h-u-m-a-n-s

Holy crap, he is a subliminal affiliate for old video games

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  ddd, very good thread
  
  What does the ddd mean?
  
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  HeySal 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Joe Robinson
  
  What does the ddd mean?
  
  I think it might be bot for "hey, check out my links, dude."
  
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  Bill Farnham 14 years ago
  
  Joe's winning this one...
  
  Who Posted? - WarriorForum - Internet Marketing Forums
  
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  Big Rob 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Bill Farnham
  
  Joe's winning this one...
  
  Who Posted? - WarriorForum - Internet Marketing Forums
  
  Dagnabbit, Stan Van Gundy! You and that other Basketball coach ( Billy Donovan posing as Joe) Are hijacking this thread!
  
  Back on topic in this off topic thread, or I unleash the Soup Nazi!
  
  P.S. Billy, a.k.a "Joe", obviously has his whole team posting with him.
  88 in a day is just unfathomable.
  
  P.S. Part deux, I just realized this is not my thread, Carry on!
  
  note to self: No more caffeine after 2pm
  
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  Originally Posted by HeySal
  
  I think it might be bot for "hey, check out my links, dude."
  
  Do they make a Rosetta Stone for bot language? Might have to get on that when I master Spanish...
  
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  Big Rob 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Joe Robinson
  
  What does the ddd mean?
  
  Its part of the alien invasion, like "biddy,biddy,bit..Buck rogers"
  
  One more hit and I'm calling MIB
  
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  MissTerraK 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Joe Robinson
  
  What does the ddd mean?
  
  Da dumb dude?
  
  Terra
  
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  Big Rob 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by MissTerraK
  
  Da dumb dude?
  
  Terra
  
  Eureka! I found it!
  
  It Stands for....
  
  DAH-DOOT-TAH-DOO,
  
  oh crap,nevermind, I added a letter, and quoted Carlos Mencia,
  crap, stealing comedy from an unfunny comedian...
  
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  Originally Posted by Big Rob
  
  oh crap,nevermind, I added a letter, and quoted Carlos Mencia,
  crap, stealing comedy from an unfunny comedian...
  
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  Who stole those jokes from other comedians .
  
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Big Rob

14 years ago

When you say "fattie", you are talking about milk and cookies,aren't you?
(-Richard Pryor).

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Dave Patterson 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Big Rob

When you say "fattie", you are talking about milk and cookies,aren't you?
(-Richard Pryor).

Nope. She's means the kind thats safe around open flames...
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  Originally Posted by Dave Patterson
  
  Nope. She's means the kind thats safe around open flames...
  
  In fact, it works better when a flame is applied to it.
  
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If only that was 88 in a day. I could be the forum's top poster by the end of the year

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Then I would reveal myself as as Billy Donovan, the Florida Gators basketball program, the 2004 New England Patriots, and of course Po Stobinson, all posting under one account.

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HeySal

14 years ago

I want to steal a cheesecake. And that's not funny either.

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whateverpedia

14 years ago

Where did my cheesecake go? It was here a minute ago.

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TheInternet

14 years ago

Did the cheesecake ever really exist? Important philosophical questions exist here.

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Originally Posted by TheInternet

Did the cheesecake ever really exist? Important philosophical questions exist here.

Evidence suggests that it did...
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whateverpedia

14 years ago

Originally Posted by TheInternet

Did the cheesecake ever really exist?

Arrgh!!! Now you're messing with my head to try and distract me. You're obviously in cahoots with the thief who I believe has a name that rhymes with PayPal.

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MissTerraK

14 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

Arrgh!!! Now you're messing with my head to try and distract me. You're obviously in cahoots with the thief who I believe has a name that rhymes with PayPal.

Are you sure about that thief?

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Big Rob

14 years ago

Oh, The Cheesecake Factory at Millenia Mall Orlando ROCKS!

Sometimes it takes 90 minutes wait, worth it every time

My Favorite Dish:
Chicken Madeira

Our most popular chicken dish! Sautéed Chicken Breast Topped with Fresh Asparagus and Melted Mozzarella Cheese. Covered with Fresh Mushroom Madeira Sauce and Served with Mashed Potatoes.

YUM

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Originally Posted by Big Rob

Oh, The Cheesecake Factory at Millenia Mall Orlando ROCKS!

Sometimes it takes 90 minutes wait, worth it every time

My Favorite Dish:
Chicken Madeira

Our most popular chicken dish! Sautéed Chicken Breast Topped with Fresh Asparagus and Melted Mozzarella Cheese. Covered with Fresh Mushroom Madeira Sauce and Served with Mashed Potatoes.

YUM

90 minutes? Holy hell. I went there once (last Valentines Day actually) and didn't wait at all. During the dinner rush too.

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highhopes 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Big Rob

Dude, I would have to hit a hog leg before I could understand that.
Thanks for turning on the blender and breaking the off switch...

Originally Posted by Joe Robinson

Dude, it's a secret message.

d-E-s-t-r-o-y-a-l-l-h-u-m-a-n-s

Holy crap, he is a subliminal affiliate for old video games .

Ha ha I like your style guys very good!
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Joseph Robinson Banned 14 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Are you sure about that thief?

Terra

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HeySal

14 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

Arrgh!!! Now you're messing with my head to try and distract me. You're obviously in cahoots with the thief who I believe has a name that rhymes with PayPal.

Wow - my name is a subliminal suggestion! Kewl - now pay up everyone -. Just to be real and generous, I'll even let ya pick a product out in exchange for the support. Now is THAT a deal or what?

Hey Whatever.........you can come and look for your cheesecake - but I can promise you that you won't find it here

*belch*

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Andrew johnson4

14 years ago

Nice information are gather here. Thanks all.

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Joseph Robinson

Banned 14 years ago

Now you're just making her mad...

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Dave Patterson

14 years ago

Ok...that's IT!

Leave Oprah alone.

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Banned 14 years ago

Did we go too far?

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MissTerraK 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Joe Robinson

Did we go too far?

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Originally Posted by Joe Robinson

Did we go too far?

Now you've done it....
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14 years ago

Too late...she already heard.

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MissTerraK 14 years ago

Worth repeating...

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Originally Posted by Dave Patterson

Too late...she already heard.

On no. It's too late.
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HeySal

14 years ago

Um....Terra? Are you smoking your guy's cancer meds? I knew that you bought way more than he'd need. Now we can see why. Ah well - an ounce of prevention...........

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Dave Patterson

14 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

Um....Terra? Are you smoking your guy's cancer meds? I knew that you bought way more than he'd need. Now we can see why. Ah well - an ounce of prevention...........

She hasn't been the same since she hung up her hat...

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Big Rob

14 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

Um....Terra? Are you smoking your guy's cancer meds? I knew that you bought way more than he'd need. Now we can see why. Ah well - an ounce of prevention...........

A friend of mines brother got his license to open medical weed farm in Michigan last year.He went from driving a '83 Corrolla that he literally had to push into his brothers driveway, To a Land Rover Discovery.Paid in CASH.

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MissTerraK

14 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

Um....Terra? Are you smoking your guy's cancer meds? I knew that you bought way more than he'd need. Now we can see why. Ah well - an ounce of prevention...........

Haha!

Well, it's Thom's fault. He's the one who gave me the er, recipe ingredient amounts. And well, it was cheaper in bulk!

Terra

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MissTerraK 14 years ago

Mmmmmm!

Now I'm hungry!

But I had better...

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Fernando Veloso

14 years ago

I'm on a ....

But I know it's a dead end over here.

Go on, you weirdos.

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Originally Posted by Fernando Veloso

I'm on a ....

But I know it's a dead end over here.

Go on, you weirdos.

Hey! We're not

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Originally Posted by Fernando Veloso

I'm on a ....

But I know it's a dead end over here.

Go on, you weirdos.

Get outta here. This is Colbert's thread.
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Fernando Veloso

14 years ago

Annoying question: anyone up for a drink later on? I buy.

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HeySal

14 years ago

Sure - I want a bottle of Asti. I'm sure Terra will want to split that one with me. It's the U of M drink of choice.

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MissTerraK 14 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

Sure - I want a bottle of Asti. I'm sure Terra will want to split that one with me. It's the U of M drink of choice.

Absolutely!!

Count me in!

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Dave Patterson 14 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

Sure - I want a bottle of Asti. I'm sure Terra will want to split that one with me. It's the U of M drink of choice.

Just noticed a bottle sitting on my kitchen counter this morning and have NO idea where it came from. :confused:
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- MissTerraK 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dave Patterson
  
  Just noticed a bottle sitting on my kitchen counter this morning and have NO idea where it came from. :confused:
  
  Was it empty or full?
  
  That will help us decide whether we help you figure it out or not.
  
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  Dave Patterson 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by MissTerraK
  
  Was it empty or full?
  
  That will help us decide whether we help you figure it out or not.
  
  Terra
  
  Full...but seeing as how there's a college age granddaughter living with us...
  
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  MissTerraK 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dave Patterson
  
  Full...but seeing as how there's a college age granddaughter living with us...
  
  Well, what are we waiting for then?
  
  Cheers!
  
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  Originally Posted by Dave Patterson
  
  Just noticed a bottle sitting on my kitchen counter this morning and have NO idea where it came from. :confused:
  
  I would rather have a bottle in front of me...
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14 years ago

Hey Hey!!

No one is allowed to drink and post!

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Joseph Robinson Banned 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Fernando Veloso

Hey Hey!!

No one is allowed to drink and post!

I think I need to reset and start from scratch then...
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  Originally Posted by Joe Robinson
  
  I think I need to reset and start from scratch then...
  
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HeySal 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Fernando Veloso

Hey Hey!!

No one is allowed to drink and post!

Awe mannnn - I've been here six years and somoene finally told me that crap? Wow. Yawn, time for a fattie I guess.
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Joseph Robinson

Banned 14 years ago

Nevermind. RANDOM TOPIC CHANGE!

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Banned 14 years ago

Oh, we're just going to go 24 hours without posting here? Not on my watch.

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14 years ago

Originally Posted by Dave Patterson

But you should know...POSTS IN THE OFF TOPIC FORUM DO NOT INCREASE YOUR POST COUNT!

It's not hard to figure out...

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s4mudr4

14 years ago

just commenting this thread to know its true or not..

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14 years ago

Ok....who left the lights on down here?

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Originally Posted by Dave Patterson

Ok....who left the lights on down here?

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  Originally Posted by Dave Patterson
  
  Ok....who left the lights on down here?
  
  Oh, haha!
  
  But Enrique told me not to turn them off. :p
  
  Enrique iglesias-Don't turn off the lights -...
  
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joerudy1988

14 years ago

interesting topic

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Joseph Robinson Banned 14 years ago

Originally Posted by joerudy1988

interesting topic

How's that sig working out for you?
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Dennis Gaskill

14 years ago

Roses are are often red
Violets are usually blue
"A change of pace," he said,
"is surely overdue."

So make a rhyme for us regs
Who hang out in the bar
And we'll tap a couple kegs
And cheer for you, our star!

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Joseph Robinson

Banned 14 years ago

Rhyming is not my thing.
I'm not one to rap or wear bling.
So asking me to play a poet
is foolish, surely you know it?
But because I enjoy this thread
and I'm too lazy to get out of this bed
I'll try my best to play along,
at least it's better than us bursting into song.

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14 years ago

Originally Posted by Joe Robinson

Rhyming is not my thing.
I'm not one to rap or wear bling.
So asking me to play a poet
is foolish, surely you know it?
But because I enjoy this thread
and I'm too lazy to get out of this bed
I'll try my best to play along,
at least it's better than us bursting into song.

Ok Joe....you proved your point.

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MissTerraK 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Dave Patterson

Ok Joe....you proved your point.

Yep!

Joe's no poet and he did show it so we all would know it.

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Joseph Robinson

Banned 14 years ago

Relevant to the new topic:

Flight of the Conchords Ep 3 Hiphopopotamus vs....

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Originally Posted by Joe Robinson

Relevant to the new topic:

Flight of the Conchords Ep 3 Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros - YouTube

Just so you know, that's the first rap I've EVER listened to, beginning to end...
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  Just so you know, that's the first rap I've EVER listened to, beginning to end...
  
  You're one of the lucky ones. I have heard more from "Lil' Wayne" than any human being should ever have to .
  
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Big Rob

14 years ago

I'm the motherflippin...Hai!

Laughed so hard, I hurt myself.....Steve....

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14 years ago

Give me some Old school
Run-DMC,
Sir Mix-a-lot,
LL Cool J,
Doug E.Fresh,
or the Beastie Boys

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Banned 14 years ago

(Based on The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air lyrics so read to that beat)

*Clears Throat*

In East Orlando not born but raised
A crappy old Burger King is where I spent most of my days.
Flipping Burgers, managing kids, thinking I was cool
Not spending as much time as I should have focusing on School.
One day I finally realized my life was no good
something something something neighborhood!
Took of my name tag and said "I no longer care!"
"I'm going to work on the internet and become a millionaire!"

I would browse the WSO section every other day
continuously telling myself "there must be an easy way"
It took awhile to realize that no one was giving me a free meal ticket
So I followed better people and told the scammers to kick it.

Starting out with services wasn't too bad
I could balance everything like it was a college class
If this is what working online would be like
Then I had no qualms, I would be alright.

...I'm too lazy to finish.

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Dennis Gaskill 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Joe Robinson

blah blah blah...
"I'm going to work on the internet and become a millionaire!"

Kinfolk said "Joe move away from there"
Said "Californy is the place you ought to be"
So he loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly.
Hills, that is. Swimmin pools, movie stars.
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HeySal

14 years ago

I got my hat...on.
I got my boots...dusty.
I wanna do a cowboy
Yippie yi Yippi yi

Or close enough anyhow.

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AllenBrayan

14 years ago

You just made me upset. I have a question for you, does posting in the off topic section get us backlinks ? If yes, then I have no problem as long as I am getting a good backlink for my keyword.

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Originally Posted by AllenBrayan

You just made me upset. I have a question for you, does posting in the off topic section get us backlinks ? If yes, then I have no problem as long as I am getting a good backlink for my keyword.

You've got to be kidding me.

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Dave Patterson 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Joe Robinson

You've got to be kidding me.

Should we tell him NOTHING this far below ground can be detected...?
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AllenBrayan

14 years ago

Originally Posted by Joe Robinson

You've got to be kidding me.

This isn't a joke bro, I'm for real. Will I get any benefit from SEO point of view if I post anything in the off topic forum ? I'm new to internet marketing, will appreciate your feedback. Thanks.

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Big Rob

14 years ago

Originally Posted by AllenBrayan

This isn't a joke bro, I'm for real. Will you get any benefit from SEO point of view if we post anything in the off topic forum ? I'm new to internet marketing, will appreciate your feedback. Thanks.

Dude,

The only benefit of being here in the basement (the off topic forum) is solely for entertainment purposes.

The order of the day here in the OT is shenanigans and tomfoolery.

I suggest you pick up a copy of Paul Myers Paul's Handy Little Guide to the Warrior Forum and also read the sticky on the main board New members: Read This

This should answer your questions and if not, repeat after me:

"Welcome to WAL MART"

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HeySal

14 years ago

Originally Posted by Big Rob

Dude,

The only benefit of being here in the basement (the off topic forum) is solely for entertainment purposes.

The order of the day here in the OT is shenanigans and tomfoolery.
..............

Are you serious? I never order shenanigans and tomfoolery. I'd much rather have Asti and a cheeseburger.

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Big Rob

14 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

Are you serious? I never order shenanigans and tomfoolery. I'd much rather have Asti and a cheeseburger.

Asti? as in Spumante?

Me thinks certain plant material has altered thine tastebuds.

In my brief employ many moons ago as a assistant sous chef, we referred to that wine as...

Nasty-spumante.

Make it Dom Perignon and Chateau Brignon , Now you're talking

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HeySal

14 years ago

Originally Posted by Big Rob

Asti? as in Spumante?

Me thinks certain plant material has altered thine tastebuds.

In my brief employ many moons ago as a assistant sous chef, we referred to that wine as...

Nasty-spumante.

Make it Dom Perignon and Chateau Brignon , Now you're talking

Well - yeaaaahh. Dom definitely is the kick but...........

Dom is for serious drinking.......
Asti is the preferred sub for beer, soda, kool-aid....um, well you get the drift.

However - since I have offended your more refined taste, I will gladly accept however many cases of Dom you would like to send to me in a sincere charity effort to help me acquire some grace, class, and culture.
Around 5 of em would do for a start.

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whateverpedia 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Big Rob

Dude,
The order of the day here in the OT is shenanigans

Blatant sexism!!!! What about henanigans?

and tomfoolery.

Who is Tom Foolery? Is he related to Bill Posters?
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  Who is Tom Foolery? Is he related to Bill Posters?
  
  I don't know about Bill Posters, but Tom Foolery is great friends with John Barleycorn. They're practically tied at the hip.
  
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Joseph Robinson

Banned 14 years ago

Originally Posted by AllenBrayan

This isn't a joke bro, I'm for real.

I'd say you are decidedly not for real. Is that your website in your sig? Because the diction and level of competency that is being displayed far outdoes what you are showing here.

Originally Posted by AllenBrayan

Will I get any benefit from SEO point of view if I post anything in the off topic forum ? I'm new to internet marketing, will appreciate your feedback. Thanks.

Nope, because I wouldn't count on your posts being around for long down here. Oh, and you answered my question for me. "I'm new to internet marketing" means "that's not my site".

Read the rules my dude.

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Originally Posted by Joe Robinson

Is that your website in your sig? Because the diction and level of competency that is being displayed far outdoes what you are showing here.

I am shocked and dismayed at the level of hostility that you displayed here today.

We are representing the most prestigious,well respected Internet marketing community on the planet.

As Diplomats of this distinguished group, we must treat others with respect, and furthermore...excuse me for a minute...whats that? this isn't the main discussion board? oh,crap. this is embarrassing...

Please disregard the previous statement.

THIS BE THE OT!

BELITTLE, BADGER AND HARASS ALL WHO DARE TO ENTER!

FIRE WHEN READY, GRIZZLY!
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14 years ago

Hey, thanks Bill that is very informative!

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hgnis

14 years ago

It's got to be more fun then working on my garage roof.

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Originally Posted by hgnis

It's got to be more fun then working on my garage roof.

I wouldn't bet on it.
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14 years ago

would be awesome Thom!

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14 years ago

bummer! too funny

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14 years ago

Well,

A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet Potato, which they called 'Yam'.

Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.

When it was time, they told her about the facts Of life.

They warned her about going Out and getting Half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato', and end up with a bunch of tater tots.

Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get Her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her!

But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato either.

She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her shoestring cousins.

When she went off to Europe, Mr. And Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out
for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland and the greasy guys from France called the French fries.

And, when she went out West, to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped...

Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, 'Frito Lay'.

Mr. And Mrs. Potato sent Yam to PEI P.U. (that's Potato University ) so that when she graduated she'd really be in the Chips.

But in spite of all they did for Her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Peter Mansbridge.

Peter Mansbridge!

Mr. And Mrs. Potato were very upset.

They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Peter Mansbridge because he's just.......

Are you ready for this?

Are you sure?

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OK!

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Here it is!

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A COMMONTATER :p

Info for those who are not Canadian, Peter Mansbridge is the CBC nightly news anchor.

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Originally Posted by waterotter

A COMMONTATER :p

Info for those who are not Canadian, Peter Mansbridge is the CBC nightly news anchor.

After reading that, I plucked my own eyes out with my thumbs. Just sayin'...
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  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  After reading that, I plucked my own eyes out with my thumbs. Just sayin'...
  
  Great, reminded me of a bad 80s movie. Some karate thingy.
  
  Now I want KFC mash potatoes and gravy.
  
  I hear they eat gravy on fries somewhere.
  
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14 years ago

Is this thread still going? I hope to increase my post count.

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Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill

Is this thread still going? I hope to increase my post count.

Of course it is! This is the thread that never dies.
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  Originally Posted by Joe Robinson
  
  Of course it is! This is the thread that never dies.
  
  Oh my. I hope it doesn't turn carnivorous.
  
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  Oh my. I hope it doesn't turn carnivorous.
  
  Carnivorous ... carnivorous ... I know I've heard that word before. Oh yeah yeah, that's when people fall in love with carnivals, right? :p
  
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  Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill
  
  Oh yeah yeah, that's when people fall in love with carnivals, right? :p
  
  The Seekers - The Carnival Is Over.(1968) -...
  
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  The Carnival's closed?
  
  Hmmm, what to do?
  
  I know!
  
  How about a magic carpet ride!
  
  Steppenwolf - Magic Carpet Ride - YouTube
  
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  Originally Posted by MissTerraK
  
  The Carnival's closed?
  
  Hmmm, what to do?
  
  I know!
  
  How about a magic carpet ride!
  
  Steppenwolf - Magic Carpet Ride - YouTube
  
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  I'll take us all there on the Magic Bus!
  
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  Originally Posted by HeySal
  
  I'll take us all there on the Magic Bus!
  
  Sal, I'd much prefer a.....jet plane:
  
  Leaving On A Jet Plane - John Denver - YouTube
  
  (Someone alert Joe that we have a new trend...STAT!!!)
  
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  Ugggh!
  
  I don't want those dang TSA agents groping me so maybe I'll take the midnight train.
  
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Banned 14 years ago

(Someone alert Joe that we have a new trend...STAT!!!)

WHY DID NO ONE ALERT ME?!

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Originally Posted by Joe Robinson

WHY DID NO ONE ALERT ME?!

Nobody listens to me, Joe.
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  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  Nobody listens to me, Joe.
  
  Did someone say something? Or was it just an echo?
  
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  Definitely Echoes.
  
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Originally Posted by Joe Robinson

WHY DID NO ONE ALERT ME?!

Well jeez - YOU left. We just thought you slipped out the back Jack - or made a new plan Stan.............there must be 50 ways to leave this forum

Paul Simon - 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover + lyrics...
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14 years ago

Way to kill the thread with a Pink Floyd song, Terra...

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Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Way to kill the thread with a Pink Floyd song, Terra...

Well, I could think of worse ways to be killed.:p

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  Originally Posted by MissTerraK
  
  Well, I could think of worse ways to be killed.:p
  
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  Lady Gaga?
  Aerosmith?
  Bananarama?
  BackStreetBoys?
  
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  Originally Posted by Fernando Veloso
  
  Lady Gaga?
  Aerosmith?
  Bananarama?
  BackStreetBoys?
  
  How about ABBA?
  
  Help me...I'm going stark raving mad and seriously considering poking out my eardrums!!!
  
  That kind of worse.
  
  Hey! Aerosmith is awesome!
  
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14 years ago

And once again it's time for our irregularly scheduled public service announcement...

Originally Posted by Dave Patterson

POSTS IN THE OFF TOPIC FORUM DO NOT INCREASE YOUR POST COUNT!

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HeySal 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Joe Robinson

A tisket
A tasket
I'm weaving freaking baskets.
(*drool*)
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14 years ago

Prison walls are never built to scale.

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14 years ago

Give a man a stolen credit card & he'll eat like a king for a day. Teach a man to phish & he'll be set for life. -- Ancient Nigerian proverb

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14 years ago

Man. You really had to dig back a ways to find somewhere to post that gem, eh?

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14 years ago

No effort is too great.

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It's Alive!

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14 years ago

Are you people STILL here...?

(You too Joe!)

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You rang?

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  No, actually I farted but it does have a ring to it with the titanium hip joint..
  
  ROFL!
  
  Well, that really rings the bell now, doesn't it?
  
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14 years ago

Couldn't be helped, Dave - someone left the lights on. Glad we came in to investigate though - there's still a full case of Asti under the bar. Good grief we're getting sloppy.

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Dennis Gaskill

14 years ago

Is this the thread where we post to boost our "thanked" count?

I can tell a joke if that helps. Why did the chicken cross the road?

Three. Ha ha!

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MissTerraK 14 years ago

Hold up Dennis!

Was it three roads or three chickens? Or was it three thanks you were expecting/predicting/fishing for?

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  Originally Posted by MissTerraK
  
  Or was it three thanks you were expecting/predicting/fishing for? Terra
  
  Now that he's the King of the internet, he believes he's entitled to three times as much as us plebs.
  
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  Hold up Dennis!
  
  Was it three roads or three chickens? Or was it three thanks you were expecting/predicting/fishing for?
  
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  Crazy lady ... if I were fishing I'd have told a fishing joke. If I were predicting I'd have told a joke about a psychic chicken. And if I were expecting anything I'd have told a joke about a pregnant chicken.
  
  But I told a joke (such as it was) about a chicken crossing the road. It should be obvious I was in a coma at the time. :rolleyes:
  
  By the way, did you guys see Joe's new avatar? He's not eating the brontosaurus leg anymore. He's sitting on the porcelain throne reading a book.
  
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  Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill
  
  He's sitting on the porcelain throne reading a book.
  
  Does that make him the new King Of The Internet?
  
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  Does that make him the new King Of The Internet?
  
  Hmm... not sure, but he can have it. It's not easy being King. I shall abdicate the throne to avoid any controversy or confusion.
  
  All hail King Joe, long live the King!
  
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Talk about a slow day on WF But it's a fun day anyway. Have fun!

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14 years ago

Hey, uh, I got turned around somewhere around page three or four. How the hell do I get outta here?

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Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Hey, uh, I got turned around somewhere around page three or four. How the hell do I get outta here?

You can check out any time you want, but you can never leave.
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Hey, uh, I got turned around somewhere around page three or four. How the hell do I get outta here?
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14 years ago

Well, it's about time you added pictures to something today, Joe.

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Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Well, it's about time you added pictures to something today, Joe.

I added pictures to Monster Thread 2000 (yes, I named it). It just took awhile. I haven't been doing pictures as much lately though, I feel like I'm off my game. So I'm going to work on getting back on my "A" game.
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14 years ago

Nice share.

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That's nice for Joe that they have plumbing in Florida now.

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Originally Posted by HeySal

That's nice for Joe that they have plumbing in Florida now.

So that's what happened to Joe The Plumber.
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  So that's what happened to Joe The Plumber.
  
  What? He got flushed out of the throne?
  
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deuces81

14 years ago

ahh **** that sucks. i came just for that purpose. it sucks i have illegitimate questions about various WSOs that i don't want to post in the thread and i can never pm, suck sucks sucks

last time on the off topic forum since i just learned its useless for post count

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14 years ago

Originally Posted by sexyandiknowit

ahh **** that sucks. i came just for that purpose. it sucks i have illegitimate questions about various WSOs that i don't want to post in the thread and i can never pm, suck sucks sucks

last time on the off topic forum since i just learned its useless for post count

Uh, that's not very sexy. :rolleyes:

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14 years ago

Originally Posted by sexyandiknowit

ahh **** that sucks. i came just for that purpose. it sucks i have illegitimate questions about various WSOs that i don't want to post in the thread and i can never pm, suck sucks sucks

last time on the off topic forum since i just learned its useless for post count

I'm chopfallen!

How will we ever get along without you?

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Banned 14 years ago

I'm King? Well, I'll make you guys regret that decision. Muahahahahahahaha.

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14 years ago

I hope this count because i need it

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Hope away darling, hope away.

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Originally Posted by Don Collier

I hope this count because i need it

With such a well thought out, eloquent argument, I'm sure the Mods will credit you with an extra 10 posts.
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  With such a well thought out, eloquent argument, I'm sure the Mods will credit you with an extra 10 posts.
  
  Or all the accrued posts in this thread so far. That bumps him up to almost 600!
  
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14 years ago

Joe: your presence is requested is the useless skills thread. Please be prompt.

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Joe: your presence is request is the useless skills thread. Please be prompt.

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14 years ago

Man this thread was so inspiring Dave, I just wanted to thank you for the contribution because I really feel it changed my life.... The content in this thread is GOLD.

Just wanted to say thanks man, someday Im gonna pay you back for all your thread has done for me.

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14 years ago

Originally Posted by John Durham

Man this thread was so inspiring Dave, I just wanted to thank you for the contribution because I really feel it changed my life.... The content in this thread is GOLD.

Just wanted to say thanks man, someday Im gonna pay you back for all your thread has done for me.

It's OK John....you already have.

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Daniel Elss 14 years ago

is this the thread where u post anything that doesn't mean anything for anyone only to increase post count so a guy can thank and pm:p
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  is this the thread where u post anything that doesn't mean anything for anyone only to increase post count so a guy can thank and pm:p
  
  Yes, but there is a small fee....
  
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  Yes, but there is a small fee....
  
  I thought you said 'smell pee'
  
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  I thought you said 'smell pee'
  
  I'm such a sucker for puns and word play. :p
  
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  I thought you said 'smell pee'
  
  I thought he said "smell fee", and this had turned into one of those new fangled scratch and sniff threads.
  
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  Khemosabi 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by John Durham
  
  I thought he said "smell fee", and this had turned into one of those new fangled scratch and sniff threads.
  
  I just had a visual of Paul moderating that type of thread!
  
  Now I gotta clean the coffee out of my keyboard.. AGAIN! Thanks JD.
  
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  Originally Posted by Khemosabi
  
  I just had a visual of Paul moderating that type of thread!
  
  Now I gotta clean the coffee out of my keyboard.. AGAIN! Thanks JD.
  
  I hope your avatar isn't scratch and sniff, Khemo...
  
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  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
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  Now that was a coffee spewer right there.
  
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14 years ago

ty, need to creater a topic with a picture so i need posts

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Banned 14 years ago

Achoo!

Oops, look what was under the rug...

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14 years ago

Was I just made the butt of a joke?

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Originally Posted by Khemosabi

Was I just made the butt of a joke?

Oh good. I didn't come in at the tail end of the next pun spree.
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  Originally Posted by Joseph Robinson
  
  Oh good. I didn't come in at the tail end of the next pun spree.
  
  Another pun spree?
  
  Toot Toot! Bottoms up!
  
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  Originally Posted by Joseph Robinson
  
  Oh good. I didn't come in at the tail end of the next pun spree.
  
  I couldn't bear this thread going to the bottom of the list!
  
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  MissTerraK 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Khemosabi
  
  I couldn't bear this thread going to the bottom of the list!
  
  We wouldn't derriere let that happen as that would be a farse, full moon or not.
  
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  Khemosabi 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by MissTerraK
  
  We wouldn't derriere let that happen as that would be a farse, full moon or not.
  
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  It would end up like junk in the trunk!
  Sorry, I seem to be falling behind on this thread!
  
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  Originally Posted by MissTerraK
  
  We wouldn't derriere let that happen as that would be a farse, full moon or not.
  
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  You even said "moon", lol yer a po-it and dont know it...
  
  Gosh does this thread ever "End"?
  
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  Originally Posted by John Durham
  
  You even said "moon",
  
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14 years ago

All these animal butt puns are asinine.

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Originally Posted by Micah Medina

All these animal butt puns are asinine.

I like all the puns, although I admit I sometimes get pooped trying to come up with good ones.
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  Originally Posted by Joseph Robinson
  
  I like all the puns, although I admit I sometimes get pooped trying to come up with good ones.
  
  Joe, you crack me up. I'd thank you but I'm wiped out for the day.
  
  (oh, man, those were crappy...)
  
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  Joseph Robinson Banned 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by smileverse
  
  I think its not correct because some of my posts will be in the off topic form but i had get counted that post.
  
  You should be emailed a secret code since you've posted in this thread. There is a list of 20 steps that tells you how to find out where that code goes. Once you enter it, all of your posts in this section will count. It's a special forum hack that only the cool members get to hear about .
  
  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  Joe, you crack me up. I'd thank you but I'm wiped out for the day.
  
  (oh, man, those were crappy...)
  
  I'd comment on the quality of those puns, but I like you and don't want you to be the butt of any of my jokes.
  
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  Originally Posted by Joseph Robinson
  
  I'd comment on the quality of those puns, but I like you and don't want you to be the butt of any of my jokes.
  
  I'm not a big fanny of them either so let this be the rear-end of them. Or would that be too cheeky?
  
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14 years ago

I think its not correct because some of my posts will be in the off topic form but i had get counted that post.

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14 years ago

Well, I didn't get much done today, I feel like a bum! I think I'll go have myself a Hineyken!

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Dennis Gaskill

14 years ago

Guys, I have just read a great interview about business and nowadays startups with Jason Fried http:// url removed so your spam doesn't get traffic from me quoting you once your post is deleted

Speaking of asses, I think spammers are asses.

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14 years ago

This is so funny.

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14 years ago

I also don't see any assets in being a spammer, dung gone it.

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I also don't see any assets in being a spammer, dung gone it.

It's really crappy that they keep interrupting our thread.
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  Originally Posted by Joseph Robinson
  
  It's really crappy that they keep interrupting our thread.
  
  I think "crappy" is too lowbrow of a word from someone who now goes by Joseph. Please edit your post with "excrementy."
  
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  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  I think "crappy" is too lowbrow of a word from someone who now goes by Joseph. Please edit your post with "excrementy."
  
  Forgive me for having such a potty mouth .
  
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  Originally Posted by Joseph Robinson
  
  Forgive me for having such a potty mouth .
  
  How derriere you succumb to Dan's attempts to parse your sentence!
  
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  Originally Posted by Joseph Robinson
  
  It's really crappy that they keep interrupting our thread.
  
  They don't know that they'll have their a$$ in a wringer!
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14 years ago

Really - it was just a piddly little post by some never-will-be peeon. Just ignore it - nothing to streak your undies over.

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Originally Posted by HeySal

Really - it was just a piddly little post by some never-will-be peeon. Just ignore it - nothing to streak your undies over.

But sometimes those spam posts don't get deleted like they should, and they become a permanent skidmark on this epic thread .
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  But sometimes those spam posts don't get deleted like they should, and they become a permanent skidmark on this epic thread .
  
  Skidmarks are rarely permanent, as I bunderstand it.
  
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14 years ago

ooooh, look its a flying elephant ! !
(just to change the subject)

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Ah Jeez - Joseph let Dumbo out again. He's just so Goofy.

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Originally Posted by HeySal

Ah Jeez - Joseph let Dumbo out again. He's just so Goofy.

Oh man, it makes me disney just thinking about it. I walt not forget the last time it happened.
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Originally Posted by HeySal

Ah Jeez - Joseph let Dumbo out again. He's just so Goofy.

I think he's taking the Mickey out of the rest of us.
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How odd, I was checking my Disney thread right before this! I guess It's a Small World After All!

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Originally Posted by Joseph Robinson

How odd, I was checking my Disney thread right before this! I guess It's a Small World After All!

I'm starting to think you may be Goofy...
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  Originally Posted by Dave Patterson
  
  I'm starting to think you may be Goofy...
  
  I think you must still be Sleepy, Doc! I'm sure you meant Dopey. You've got to get it right, or Joe may go Grumpy on us!
  
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i580n

14 years ago

Just testing if they actually don't increase posts counts....

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Just testing if they actually don't increase posts counts....

I banish you to 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea. To all of you trying to attach me to a character, I'll think of a comeback Tom-Morrow

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Originally Posted by Joseph Robinson

I banish you to 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea. To all of you trying to attach me to a character, I'll think of a comeback Tom-Morrow

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Oh yeah, we've hit my bread and butter pun-wise.

Joe,

You're going too easy on him! He could have loads of fun Under The Sea!

Under the Sea - The Little Mermaid (1989) -...

Try some other punishment.

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Khemosabi

14 years ago

I hired a little Mer-maid once, I had to fire her.
She cleaned house like a fish out of water...
Budump ba bum!

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Sorry, what were you saying Terra? I hit play and was lost in Fantasyland. You should know better than to put a Disney song in front of me

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Joe, Joe, Earth to Joe!

Hello? Yoo-Hoo, Joe!

Uggh! I give up, he's gone for awhile.

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The Lion King Just can't wait to be king HD - YouTube

The Bare Necessities [Jungle Book] - YouTube

Beauty and the Beast - Be Our Guest [High Quality] - YouTube

Aladdin - Prince Ali [High Quality] - YouTube

Joe, Joe, Earth to Joe!

Hello? Yoo-Hoo, Joe!

Uggh! I give up, he's gone for awhile.

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14 years ago

I'm sure Joe thinks it's Fantasia the way this thread has turned to all things Disney, Fun & Fancy Free and all that, but I think it's An Extremely Goofy MOViE.

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Now Joe - don't blame Terra if you flubber your work. Nothing to get Sneezy about.

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Now Joe - don't blame Terra if you flubber your work. Nothing to get Sneezy about.

It's OK, I settled dofter 5 hours of Youtube hopping and kept working on my Florida Project

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14 years ago

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It's OK, I settled dofter 5 hours of Youtube hopping and kept working on my Florida Project

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That was an Incredible Journey Joe, I'm glad you got back to work because if not, I would have sent you this...

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That was an Incredible Journey Joe, I'm glad you got back to work because if not, I would have sent you this...

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14 years ago

Originally Posted by dhenzki

Oh.. then thank you Mr. Patterson..

You have to post a picture of yourself standing on your head with a strip of bacon balanced on the bottom of your outstreched tongue or it doesn't work. (Hint: The bacon should be EXTRA crispy or it's an almost impossible task...)

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You have to post a picture of yourself standing on your head with a strip of bacon balanced on the bottom of your outstreched tongue or it doesn't work. (Hint: The bacon should be EXTRA crispy or it's an almost impossible task...)

Challenge considered...

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Originally Posted by Joseph Robinson

Challenge considered...

YOU....must use a turkey leg..
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  Originally Posted by Dave Patterson
  
  YOU....must use a turkey leg..
  
  Dave forgot to add that the turkey leg must still be attached to the turkey, and that that turkey must still be alive.
  
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  Originally Posted by whateverpedia
  
  Dave forgot to add that the turkey leg must still be attached to the turkey, and that that turkey must still be alive.
  
  And if the turkey is wearing a mini Mickey Mouse beanie, that'll be acceptable too...
  
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  Originally Posted by whateverpedia
  
  Dave forgot to add that the turkey leg must still be attached to the turkey, and that that turkey must still be alive.
  
  Originally Posted by Dave Patterson
  
  And if the turkey is wearing a mini Mickey Mouse beanie, that'll be acceptable too...
  
  You mean that's not how you guys normally precook your turkey? Man, I need to take a cooking class.
  
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  John Durham 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Joseph Robinson
  
  You mean that's not how you guys normally precook your turkey? Man, I need to take a cooking class.
  
  Isnt it time we stick a fork in this?
  
  By the way , in this trick you have to put butter all over your whole body, I think Dave forgot to mention that.
  
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  Dennis Gaskill 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by John Durham
  
  ...in this trick you have to put butter all over your whole body.
  
  Eeeeeeek!!!!!
  
  (runs from room screaming)
  
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14 years ago

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Joseph Robinson

Banned 14 years ago

Hauls in 25 gallon tub of butter.

Let's get freaky.

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Dan Riffle 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Joseph Robinson

Hauls in 25 gallon tub of butter.

Let's get freaky.

Whatever you do, don't let Durham do your back.

He's got cold hands.
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- waterotter 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  Whatever you do, don't let Durham do your back.
  
  He's got cold hands.
  
  Dan, how would you know?! :p
  
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  Dan Riffle 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by waterotter
  
  Dan, how would you know?! :p
  
  That's between me, John and his coffee cup. Let's just keep it at that.
  
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  waterotter 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  That's between me, John and his coffee cup. Let's just keep it at that.
  
  I'll send you the bill,
  
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  Dan Riffle 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by waterotter
  
  I'll send you the bill,
  
  It's either getting late or I'm tired or both because that one flew over my head. :confused: What are you billing me for? Therapy?
  
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  waterotter 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  It's either getting late or I'm tired or both because that one flew over my head. :confused: What are you billing me for? Therapy?
  
  LOL, blackmail! You do want this to stay hush, hush?!
  
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  Dan Riffle 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by waterotter
  
  LOL, blackmail! You do want this to stay hush, hush?!
  
  Wow. Shwooooosh. Right over my head.
  
  Eh, the secret's out. John has cold hands. His coffee cup is going to be so pissed at me when it finds out.
  
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  HeySal 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  Wow. Shwooooosh. Right over my head.
  
  Eh, the secret's out. John has cold hands. His coffee cup is going to be so pissed at me when it finds out.
  
  THAT went over your head? You must be waaaaaaaaaaaaay short.
  
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  Joseph Robinson Banned 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by HeySal
  
  THAT went over your head? You must be waaaaaaaaaaaaay short.
  
  Don't belittle Dan! People will think you're small minded and that you have a short temper !
  
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  Dan Riffle 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by HeySal
  
  THAT went over your head? You must be waaaaaaaaaaaaay short.
  
  Easy, Sal. I don't want to have to cut you down to size...
  
  (I'm not very good at this pun stuff.)
  
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GrantFreeman

14 years ago

Am I at 2,000 yet?..

Damnit

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HeySal

14 years ago

Thanks for trying to put a little gusto in my life guys. Um........sorry. I don't LIKE little gustos.

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TheInternet

14 years ago

I'm glad this thread is still alive. The world needs this thread.

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Joseph Robinson Banned 14 years ago

Originally Posted by TheInternet

I'm glad this thread is still alive. The world needs this thread.

Wait, it was dead? ZOMBIE THREAD! THE APOCOLYPSE IS UPON US!

Now where did I put my chainsaw...
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- TheInternet 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Joseph Robinson
  
  Wait, it was dead? ZOMBIE THREAD! THE APOCOLYPSE IS UPON US!
  
  Now where did I put my chainsaw...
  
  In retrospect, the tool shed was a less than ideal place to keep the bodies of plague victims.
  
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- ThomM 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Joseph Robinson
  
  Wait, it was dead? ZOMBIE THREAD! THE APOCOLYPSE IS UPON US!
  
  Now where did I put my chainsaw...
  
  Chainsaws are to risky. What do you do when you run out of gas?
  May I suggest The Reaper? Zombie Tools | Weapons Catalog | Zombie-Killing Machetes, Swords, Blades
  
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  ThomM 14 years ago
  
  On second thought, I think the Deuce may be a better choice.
  
  Zombie Tools: Destroying the Deuce - YouTube
  
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  Originally Posted by ThomM
  
  Chainsaws are to risky. What do you do when you run out of gas?
  May I suggest The Reaper? Zombie Tools | Weapons Catalog | Zombie-Killing Machetes, Swords, Blades
  
  You probably just saved my life.
  
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TheInternet

14 years ago

The next post will be reply #666

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Banned 14 years ago

I AM THE ANTICHRIST MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Edit: I'm not, but I wanted the post. Hopefully nothing bad happenssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssss

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TheInternet

14 years ago

You've doomed us all.

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HeySal

14 years ago

All these marketers here and not one -- not even ONE -- has come up with a good formula for Zombie repellent?

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Joseph Robinson Banned 14 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

All these marketers here and not one -- not even ONE -- has come up with a good formula for Zombie repellent?

Why would you want to repel them? The whole point of being in a zombie apocolypse is to fight them!
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  Originally Posted by Joseph Robinson
  
  Why would you want to repel them? The whole point of being in a zombie apocolypse is to fight them!
  
  I'm not on board with that. After awhile it gets to be like swatting flies and it's just an annoyance to have them continually buzzing around you.
  
  Originally Posted by TheInternet
  
  Do you see any zombies around?
  
  A lot of trolls. Guess you have to do something else to get rid of them.
  
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  Dennis Gaskill 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by HeySal
  
  A lot of trolls. Guess you have to do something else to get rid of them.
  
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Originally Posted by HeySal

All these marketers here and not one -- not even ONE -- has come up with a good formula for Zombie repellent?

Zombie repellent soap by rudeandreckless on Etsy
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Perrymma

14 years ago

lol at everyone thinking this actually works.

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Originally Posted by Perrymma

lol at everyone thinking this actually works.

Do you see any zombies around?
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Big Rob

14 years ago

Contrary to popular belief,
There is every reason to believe.
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14 years ago

Bump. Because some people need help..

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Kay King

14 years ago

Dave -

I think what's needed in the OT is to ban the sigs here as they did for WSO section.

Most of the useless questions/posts by people with 0 posts seems to be only to add a sig link.

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Joseph Robinson

Banned 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Kay King

Dave -

I think what's needed in the OT is to ban the sigs here as they did for WSO section.

Most of the useless questions/posts by people with 0 posts seems to be only to add a sig link.

kay

Wouldn't mind this change at all. Let's start a movement, or something. Twitter hashtag: #sigsouttathebasement2012 (social media is stupid).

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Dennis Gaskill

14 years ago

Originally Posted by Kay King

Dave -

I think what's needed in the OT is to ban the sigs here as they did for WSO section.

Most of the useless questions/posts by people with 0 posts seems to be only to add a sig link.

kay

Great post. I'll reply later. See my sig.

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whateverpedia

14 years ago

Originally Posted by Kay King

Dave -

I think what's needed in the OT is to ban the sigs here as they did for WSO section.

Most of the useless questions/posts by people with 0 posts seems to be only to add a sig link.

kay

Wasn't there a rule once where you had to have a specific number of posts before your sig file would show up?

If not, I hereby propose that only those with more than 401 posts should have their sig file visible.

You know it makes sense.

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Kay King 14 years ago

I think that's too low - should be 403.
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- whateverpedia 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Kay King
  
  I think that's too low - should be 403.
  
  Bugger! That means I'll have to go upstairs again to make another post **.
  
  EDIT UPDATE. There. Done.
  
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14 years ago

14 sites of spamm

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