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But you should know...POSTS IN THE OFF TOPIC FORUM DO NOT INCREASE YOUR POST COUNT!
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    Is there any way to decrease my post count? People are starting to expect me to know stuff because of my post count.
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    • Profile picture of the author hilarious89
      Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

      Is there any way to decrease my post count? People are starting to expect me to know stuff because of my post count.
      You can ask admins to reduce your post count or open a new account closing this account.
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        Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

        Is there any way to decrease my post count? People are starting to expect me to know stuff because of my post count.
        Originally Posted by hilarious89 View Post

        You can ask admins to reduce your post count or open a new account closing this account.
        Once again my humor is so sophisticated it went unnoticed. Considering your user name, I didn't think you'd be the one to miss it!
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      Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

      Is there any way to decrease my post count? People are starting to expect me to know stuff because of my post count.
      hoping post can be give away. .. TRUE specially having 4k
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        *mumbling to self*

        The Corn Flakes are on a roll this morning...:rolleyes:
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          Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

          *mumbling to self*

          The Corn Flakes are on a roll this morning...:rolleyes:
          Dave lookin' for some Honey Smacks?

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      Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

      Is there any way to decrease my post count? People are starting to expect me to know stuff because of my post count.
      Hahaha the same problem happened to me on the Joomla forum when i got passed 700 posts. Now i get about a post a week asking to solve web design issues i very little idea in how to solve.
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  • Profile picture of the author Dave Patterson
    I should have just left it at "post away..." and watched to see how many days it would stay at the top...
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    • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
      Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

      I should have just left it at "post away..." and watched to see how many days it would stay at the top...
      It would have been an unofficial sticky.
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  • Apparently, you are not familiar with "Double super-secret post count"

    It may look like it doesn't count...but, oh...it counts when it counts...when it's counted.
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      Originally Posted by Fernando Veloso View Post

      destroyed dreams You just many.

      Bad boy!!
      ..........
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      Originally Posted by Fernando Veloso View Post

      destroyed dreams You just many.

      Bad boy!!

      haha, this made me chuckle.
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    Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

    But you should know...POSTS IN THE OFF TOPIC FORUM DO NOT INCREASE YOUR POST COUNT!
    Lol. But they do add to our "Thanks" count.
    (Shh.)


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  • @ ThomM -
    You're a Bike guy Thom...ever seen one of these? What an idea!
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    • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
      Originally Posted by MoneyMagnetMagnate View Post

      @ ThomM -
      You're a Bike guy Thom...ever seen one of these? What an idea!
      amazing Tow Truck Motorcycle - YouTube
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      • Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

        Threadjacker.
        OOPS!
        Wait!...it doesn't count! :p
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    Great Share.

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      Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

      But you should know...POSTS IN THE OFF TOPIC FORUM DO NOT INCREASE YOUR POST COUNT!
      NOW you tell me.
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  • Profile picture of the author mojojuju
    Just came here to increase my post count...
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      me too but I have lots of questions as well??
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    Here spam bot...come and get it...
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    • Profile picture of the author KimW
      Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

      Here spam bot...come and get it...
      There is one running rampant right now,and with the forum set up that I can only report a post every 60 seonds its going to take me forever....HELP!!!
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        Originally Posted by KimW View Post

        There is one running rampant right now,and with the forum set up that I can only report a post every 60 seonds its going to take me forever....HELP!!!
        Point the way and the troops shall assemble!
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      • Originally Posted by KimW View Post

        There is one running rampant right now,and with the forum set up that I can only report a post every 60 seonds its going to take me forever....HELP!!!
        He hath been Bani-shed!
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          Originally Posted by MoneyMagnetMagnate View Post

          he has been Banished!
          I miss everything that's fun/interesting on the forum.

          AND MY POST COUNT STILL WON'T GO UP

          Tired of this place...
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  • Profile picture of the author TimPhelan
    That's my fault by the way. I posted something in the main section about people adding thousands of posts here in the off topic section and the next day Alan changed the rules. My biggest accomplishment in internet marketing. haha

    Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

    POSTS IN THE OFF TOPIC FORUM DO NOT INCREASE YOUR POST COUNT!
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Wow Tim!

      That must have been before my time.

      I'm pretty sure they haven't counted since I joined.

      Anyway, Congrats on your biggest accomplishment in IM!

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      • Profile picture of the author TimPhelan
        Thanks Terra. I humbly accept your congrats. haha Luckily Alan let those of us who had amassed huge numbers of posts here the off topic section, such as Kevin Riley and myself, to be grandfathered into the new rules and keep all our posts. Back then Riley was only posting down here. I was shocked when he finally started actually producing products and selling them in the WSO section.

        Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

        Wow Tim!

        That must have been before my time.

        I'm pretty sure they haven't counted since I joined.

        Anyway, Congrats on your biggest accomplishment in IM!

        Terra
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        • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
          I think that's awesome Tim, to be a part of the Warrior Forum history and who knows, that may have been the little push Kevin needed to get going and help in his success.

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          • Profile picture of the author TimPhelan
            Maybe it was. haha. Just to impress you more Terra, I think I had a big hand in getting the "Religious and Political topics forbidden" in off topic section sticky rule!! I'm real proud of that one also. I may carve it on my grave stone in fact. OK, well, heysal, Indiana, GaryV and others had a hand in that one also.

            Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

            I think that's awesome Tim, to be a part of the Warrior Forum history and who knows, that may have been the little push Kevin needed to get going and help in his success.

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            • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
              Well, aren't you just a mover and a shaker here in the OT, haha!

              Okay, I'm duly impressed!

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            • Profile picture of the author ThomM
              Originally Posted by TimPhelan View Post

              Maybe it was. haha. Just to impress you more Terra, I think I had a big hand in getting the "Religious and Political topics forbidden" in off topic section sticky rule!! I'm real proud of that one also. I may carve it on my grave stone in fact. OK, well, heysal, Indiana, GaryV and others had a hand in that one also.
              Hay I helped
              I still remember that.
              It was 4 years ago just after the presidential election.
              I remember there was one republican supporter who kept following me from thread to thread attacking my family and everyone else I knew, ahh good times
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              • Profile picture of the author KimW
                Originally Posted by ThomM View Post

                Hay I helped
                I still remember that.
                It was 4 years ago just after the presidential election.
                I remember there was one republican supporter who kept following me from thread to thread attacking my family and everyone else I knew, ahh good times
                Yeah me too Thom,
                Damn, we never get credit for our endeavers!
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      Originally Posted by TimPhelan View Post

      That's my fault by the way. I posted something in the main section about people adding thousands of posts here in the off topic section and the next day Alan changed the rules. My biggest accomplishment in internet marketing. haha
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  • Profile picture of the author michaelgee123
    Dangit! I could sure use the post count increase
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    Now THAT was funny...
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    • Profile picture of the author Dave Patterson
      Originally Posted by osahonsam View Post

      thanks for it
      *slaps forehead*

      We got a slow one this morning...:rolleyes:
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      • Profile picture of the author KimW
        Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

        *slaps forehead*

        We got a slow one this morning...:rolleyes:
        Actually, that is the guy I reported this morning for SPAMming.
        He had made about 10 posts and he said the same thing in every post.
        I guess he really was very thankful!
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        • Profile picture of the author Dave Patterson
          Originally Posted by KimW View Post

          Actually, that is the guy I reported this morning for SPAMming.
          He had made about 10 posts and he said the same thing in every post.
          I guess he really was very thankful!
          I finally PM'd him to let him know his post count wasn't going anywhere down here. I fully expect a "thanks for it"...
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          • Profile picture of the author Steven Wagenheim
            Why...won't...this...damn...thing...WORK!???

            I've been stuck at 16,404 posts for a year!

            ARRRRRRGGGGGG!!!!!!

            (Rage tosses OT into spammer's bin)
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            • Profile picture of the author Bill Farnham
              What a lot of people don't know is that when you report a post your post count goes up for every post you report and stays that way until the post is nuked.

              If you needed 50 posts to send a PM you could do everyone a favor by reporting the spam posts, and if you're quick enough you could keep your post count high enough to sneak that PM in.

              Now, what happens to those PMs after you take a lunch break is anybody's guess.


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              • Profile picture of the author ThomM
                Originally Posted by Bill Farnham View Post

                What a lot of people don't know is that when you report a post your post count goes up for every post you report and stays that way until the post is nuked.

                If you needed 50 posts to send a PM you could do everyone a favor by reporting the spam posts, and if you're quick enough you could keep your post count high enough to sneak that PM in.

                Now, what happens to those PMs after you take a lunch break is anybody's guess.


                ~Bill...
                We need a threads nuked count as well as a post count.
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                • Profile picture of the author John Durham
                  Originally Posted by ThomM View Post

                  We need a threads nuked count as well as a post count.
                  What all can we get credit for nuking around here? Lets nuke some S***!

                  Self Talk:


                  Darn , there I am posting where I dont get credit again! John thats not how the game is played whats wrong with you? Sheesh! You never do it right!

                  Watch somebody thank me now :rolleyes: like the WF will ever give any credit for that one... and its actually a pretty intelligent post, if you think about it real hard...sigh...

                  How is anybody gonna know who I am if I dont get credit for everything I do? Why am I wasting my time doing things you dont get any credit for?

                  I gotta rethink me game plan here... get a check up from the neck up, let go a that stinkin thinkin... EVERYTHING must add up to personal GAIN!


                  Edit:

                  Naw that didnt feel too good, I'll just keep doin it the dumb way. Thanks.

                  I think for a moment I was an idealist trying to rationalize himself into becoming a rationalist...
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                • Profile picture of the author Fabianner
                  Well in my opinion you could boost your posts while making your point relevant and up to the mark. It should be concern with your topic.
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            • Profile picture of the author GrantFreeman
              Originally Posted by Steven Wagenheim View Post

              Why...won't...this...damn...thing...WORK!???

              I've been stuck at 16,404 posts for a year!

              ARRRRRRGGGGGG!!!!!!

              (Rage tosses OT into spammer's bin)
              It's obvious, Wags, the FORCE you must use.
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    Now that would be awesome Thom!
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  • Profile picture of the author Dave Patterson
    Looks like this was needed where it is visible this morning...

    Posts in OT forum DO NOT increase your post count.
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  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    Whose turn is it to get a round of drinks in?
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    • Profile picture of the author Dave Patterson
      Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

      Whose turn is it to get a round of drinks in?
      Well, if you have to ask....must be YOUR turn...
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      • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
        Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

        Well, if you have to ask....must be YOUR turn...
        I got in before you on that. My post count isn't high enough. Dang, I just saw yours is even lower than mine. Where's that Waggenheim character when we need him?
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        Arguing with an idiot is like playing chess with a pigeon.
        It'll just knock over all the pieces, poop on the board, and strut about like it's won anyway.
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        Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

        Well, if you have to ask....must be YOUR turn...
        Gotta ya covered.

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  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    It can't be my turn, I don't have a high enough post count.
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  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    Not yet anyway.
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    It'll just knock over all the pieces, poop on the board, and strut about like it's won anyway.
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    Do I get a special prize for having three posts in a row?
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    • Profile picture of the author Dave Patterson
      Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

      Do I get a special prize for having three posts in a row?
      Yeah...one of those colorful little drinks with the umbrella.
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    • Profile picture of the author HeySal
      Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

      Do I get a special prize for having three posts in a row?
      No, it has to be 50 and only in threads that the last poster is supposed to get a prize but the OP vanishes by that time so you never find out what the prize was supposed to be. Don't worry - after around 80 pages the prizes start getting tossed around anyhow.
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      • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
        Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

        No, it has to be 50 and only in threads that the last poster is supposed to get a prize but the OP vanishes by that time so you never find out what the prize was supposed to be. Don't worry - after around 80 pages the prizes start getting tossed around anyhow.
        You mean there isn't a prize for this thread.

        I demand a refund.
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        It'll just knock over all the pieces, poop on the board, and strut about like it's won anyway.
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  • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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    Just stopping by for a boost to my post count.
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    • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
      Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

      Did you guys know?
      No.

      (Now you can reply and boost it a bit more).

      You're welcome.
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      • Profile picture of the author Fernando Veloso
        Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

        No.

        (Now you can reply and boost it a bit more).

        You're welcome.
        Eh! Just noticed boostit.xxx is available.



        Anyone?
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        • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
          Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

          Do I get a special prize for having three posts in a row?
          Yes, you get to buy a round for the house.

          Originally Posted by Fernando Veloso View Post

          Eh! Just noticed boostit.xxx is available.



          Anyone?
          There goes Fernando, talking about XXX rated sites again.
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    You mean we STILL can't post about politics? All I did was compare two books, come on already. Not my fault they were both pinko commie fago punk sh*t.

    Forget the booze -- I want a fattie......where's Thom when ya need him.
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    • Profile picture of the author ThomM
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      You mean we STILL can't post about politics? All I did was compare two books, come on already. Not my fault they were both pinko commie fago punk sh*t.

      Forget the booze -- I want a fattie......where's Thom when ya need him.
      Here I am (14 hours later).
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        Originally Posted by ThomM View Post

        Here I am (14 hours later).
        Have some pizza!



        HOLY CRAP YOU CAN RESIZE PICTURES?! All the wasted opportunities with photos I left out because they were too large...*sobs*
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  • Profile picture of the author warnerrandolph
    Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

    But you should know...POSTS IN THE OFF TOPIC FORUM DO NOT INCREASE YOUR POST COUNT!
    is this true??
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    • Profile picture of the author HeySal
      Originally Posted by warnerrandolph View Post

      is this true??
      Of course not - just keep posting. Put a couple of good healthy hours into it here and then you can surprise yourself when you come back in tomorrow.
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      • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
        Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

        Of course not - just keep posting. Put a couple of good healthy hours into it here and then you can surprise yourself when you come back in tomorrow.
        Great advice, as always, Sal.
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      • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
        Originally Posted by warnerrandolph
        is this true??
        Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

        Of course not - just keep posting. Put a couple of good healthy hours into it here and then you can surprise yourself when you come back in tomorrow.
        Yeah, yeah! That's it!

        When HeySal gives advice, you should listen!

        She's a very smart lady and knows her stuff!

        Keep posting, Baby!

        Terra
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    • Profile picture of the author Dave Patterson
      Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

      Did you guys know that when hippos are upset, their sweat turns red?

      Now you do.
      Did you know in order to mark territory they wag their tails while they poop in order to spread it around?

      Now you do.
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        Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

        Did you know in order to mark territory they wag their tails while they poop in order to spread it around?

        Now you do.
        I feel that I have become a better man now that I am equipped with this information .
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      • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
        Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

        Did you know in order to mark territory they wag their tails while they poop in order to spread it around?

        Now you do.
        It looks like this thread is now for those trying to boost their "poop" count. :rolleyes:
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          Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

          It looks like this thread is now for those trying to boost their "poop" count. :rolleyes:
          Nah...we just got off topic and started talking out our a**....
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    We'll get to the bottom of this topic and move on soon...
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    • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
      Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

      We'll get to the bottom of this topic and move on soon...
      Thank goodness. I'm flushed with excitement.
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        Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

        Thank goodness. I'm flushed with excitement.
        Really? I think I'll be bummed out when we stop talking about it
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      Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

      We'll get to the bottom of this topic and move on soon...

      Um.........

      Topic?

      There was supposed to be a topic?

      That's just weird now.
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    They should make the OT forum subtract post counts, then we could see who has the most negative forum post!
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      Originally Posted by yukon View Post

      They should make the OT forum subtract post counts, then we could see who has the most negative forum post!
      C-c-c-Combo breaker !

      I bet I could be the furthest in the negative for post counts; but I'd be pooped from the effort.
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    Now I understand the meaning of OMG...
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    Outlaw Motorcycle Gang?
    Operational Maneuver Group?
    Open Messaging Group?
    Ow, My Groin?
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      That's just scary!
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    Ah man, I want that pizza. Now I have to go cook, you just made me severely hungry.

    Is that the topic? Make people think they are starving to death? I think my sweat is turning red. It's your fault. Either that or I just took too much astaxathin.
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    Pizza can certainly be the topic. Nothing wrong with pizza.
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    Um..........what kinda sh*t are ya thinkin' of wantin' to nuke? I might be up for some fun.
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      Count Chocula will be disappointed to find we've moved past him.
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        Originally Posted by TheInternet View Post

        Count Chocula will be disappointed to find we've moved past him.

        That dude was just a fruit loop anyhow.
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          Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

          That dude was just a fruit loop anyhow.
          You think so? He was always a lucky charm, at least for me.
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          • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
            Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

            You think so? He was always a lucky charm, at least for me.
            I always considered him a chocolate frosted flake.

            Terra
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              Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

              I always considered him a chocolate frosted flake.

              Terra
              I thought about it, and yeah. that Chex out.
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                Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

                I thought about it, and yeah. that Chex out.
                I suspect that this entire thread is part of an elaborate viral marketing campaign. The Count is always Raisin Brand awareness in subtle ways.
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                  Originally Posted by TheInternet View Post

                  I suspect that this entire thread is part of an elaborate viral marketing campaign. The Count is always Raisin Brand awareness in subtle ways.
                  No, no. I can promise you that there are no Trix being pulled in this thread.
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                • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                  Originally Posted by TheInternet View Post

                  I suspect that this entire thread is part of an elaborate viral marketing campaign. The Count is always Raisin Brand awareness in subtle ways.
                  I just think the Count is a coo-coo coco puff!

                  Terra
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                    Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                    I just think the Count is a coo-coo coco puff!

                    Terra
                    Ever since they started giving him sedatives though he has been walking around like a Frankenberry.
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                    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                      Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

                      Ever since they started giving him sedatives though he has been walking around like a Frankenberry.
                      Well, if he ever approaches me, he's getting Nut' n Honey!

                      Terra
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                        Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                        Well, if he ever approaches me, he's getting Nut' n Honey!

                        Terra
                        Ouch, right in the Apple Jacks?
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                        • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                          Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

                          Ouch, right in the Apple Jacks?
                          Haha Joe!

                          Yep! I figure it would only take a couple Kix! :p

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                            Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                            Haha Joe!

                            Yep! I figure it would only take a couple Kix! :p

                            Terra
                            Is that what they refer to as a Special K?
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    Well if we could just develop a "poser seeking missile" that would save alot of manpower. I think we could start with the posers Sal, and move our way up to some of the stuff on Paul's digital cockroach list... We need some target practice before getting that heavy though.


    Ps. Hey Kim looks fun, lets pick on him!
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    I bet it would hurt more than a Jurassic Park Crunch!

    Had to go obscure to keep this going.
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    • Profile picture of the author HeySal
      Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

      I bet it would hurt more than a Jurassic Park Crunch!

      Had to go obscure to keep this going.

      That's okay - it's gone far enough. We really needed a cereal killer about this time.

      Cherrio!
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      Originally Posted by Bill Farnham View Post

      Is that what they refer to as a Special K?
      Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

      I bet it would hurt more than a Jurassic Park Crunch!

      Had to go obscure to keep this going.
      Absolutely!

      That would be Mr. Wonderful's Surprise!

      Me too Joe, General Mills 1970's

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    Perhaps we should move on from Cereal and get a Life, as HeySal suggests?
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

      Perhaps we should move on form Cereal and get a Life, as HeySal suggests?
      I suppose so, I think I'll join her walking down the Rocky Road and look for Moonstones.

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    Sounds like a Total waste of an afternoon :p.
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    Joe ...um...

    Got any more of that pizza left?
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    Just one slice...

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    lol. thank god for this thread.
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  • Profile picture of the author GMT
    Why does anyone really care about post count? I mean I did make what I felt was a pretty high quality thread that was all but ignored in the main section, so is it a reputation thing or what? I just don't get it. Personally I don't care if a guy(or gal) has 10 posts or 10000, if what he/she's saying is useful that's all that matters to me.
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    I'm going to assume you mean this thread. Great sentiment; but the whole information overload, take action, never give up bit has been done tons of times in tons of different ways.
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    • Profile picture of the author GMT
      Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

      I'm going to assume you mean this thread. Great sentiment; but the whole information overload, take action, never give up bit has been done tons of times in tons of different ways.
      Yup, that'd be the one, and fair enough. I made it because I read some of the top threads where people were struggling with those type of things, I knew it had probably already been said but figured a fresh take wouldn't hurt. To be perfectly honest though I'd imagine most things on here, in most threads have already been said, but that's fine, i'll just focus on more detail and trying to contribute more quality.
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    • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
      Originally Posted by GMT View Post

      Why does anyone really care about post count? I mean I did make what I felt was a pretty high quality thread that was all but ignored in the main section, so is it a reputation thing or what? I just don't get it. Personally I don't care if a guy(or gal) has 10 posts or 10000, if what he/she's saying is useful that's all that matters to me.
      Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

      I'm going to assume you mean this thread. Great sentiment; but the whole information overload, take action, never give up bit has been done tons of times in tons of different ways.
      In addition to what Joe said, reputation does play into it when you create a long post. A lot of people see a wall of text and decide it looks like too much work to read.

      If you have an established reputation, one where people know your posts are worth reading, a good many of them will read the "wall of text" anyway because they know there's a good chance they will derive value from the post.

      If you'd have broken those big paragraphs up into smaller paragraphs, thus making it seem easier to read, you might have gotten more replies.
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    Best of luck to ya. Anyways, who wants ice cream?

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    • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
      Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

      Best of luck to ya. Anyways, who wants ice cream?
      I love ice cream, but I'm thinking it might not be as punny a topic as cereal. Besides, I just got to the pun party, I was hoping to add my own Crazy Flakes to the conversation.
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      • Profile picture of the author Dave Patterson
        Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

        I love ice cream, but I'm thinking it might not be as punny a topic as cereal. Besides, I just got to the pun party, I was hoping to add my own Crazy Flakes to the conversation.
        You're probably right. But I think it's safe to say if we stick to puns over eating it there's a lot less chance of taking on the appearance of a Chunky Monkey...
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        • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
          True Dave!

          And I bet Thom's out looking for some Moose Tracks.

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          • Profile picture of the author Dave Patterson
            Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

            True Dave!

            And I bet Thom's out looking for some Moose Tracks.

            Terra
            I dunno...I'm thinking he may a little more partial to Heavenly Hash...
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          Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

          You're probably right. But I think it's safe to say if we stick to puns over eating it there's a lot less chance of taking on the appearance of a Chunky Monkey...
          I admit I'm a little overweight, but are you calling me fat? You'd better not pick on me, you'd Butter Pecan someone else instead because I'm no Marshmallow. Besides, I'll be in better shape after going up and down the ladder to repair my Tin Roof Sundae.
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            Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

            I admit I'm a little overweight, but are you calling me fat? You'd better not pick on me, you'd Butter Pecan someone else instead because I'm no Marshmallow. Besides, I'll be in better shape after I repair my Tin Roof Sundae.
            And Gaskill DOUBLE SCOOPS the competition!

            We're on the edge of our seats now folks....
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            Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

            I admit I'm a little overweight, but are you calling me fat? You'd better not pick on me, you'd Butter Pecan someone else instead because I'm no Marshmallow. Besides, I'll be in better shape after going up and down the ladder to repair my Tin Roof Sundae.
            I think Dave was calling you a Chubby Hubby!



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        Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

        In addition to what Joe said, reputation does play into when you create a long post. A lot of people see a wall of text and decide it looks like too much work to read.

        If you have an established reputation, one where people know your posts are worth reading, a good many of them will read the "wall of text" anyway because they know there's a good chance they will derive value from the post.

        If you'd have broken those big paragraphs up into smaller paragraphs, thus making it seem easier to read, you might have gotten more replies.
        Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

        I love ice cream, but I'm thinking it might not be as punny a topic as cereal. Besides, I just got to the pun party, I was hoping to add my own Crazy Flakes to the conversation.
        What a Cluster of advice and puns this thread is producing!
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        Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

        I love ice cream, but I'm thinking it might not be as punny a topic as cereal. Besides, I just got to the pun party, I was hoping to add my own Crazy Flakes to the conversation.
        Blame the ice cream thing on Terra's reference to "rocky road". That really is a stupid name for ice cream. Really.
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    Thom the tincture man... one of these days we gotta get all these people in the same room. Im not too interested in the main marketing cruises and hotel weekends... but I could really dig an off topic weekend, you guys are cool!
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      Originally Posted by John Durham View Post

      Thom the tincture man... one of these days we gotta get all these people in the same room. Im not too interested in the main marketing cruises and hotel weekends... but I could really dig an off topic weekend, you guys are cool!
      I Sherbet that would be an interesting gathering! I'm down.

      Everyone needs to come to Orlando and we can tear up the town.
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    I wouldnt mind going rock hunting with Sal, or sitting around trying to whittle out some picks with Dennis maybe out of some bull horn or something and talking for hours. listening to him and Dave rib each other back and forth...

    Only difference is, in a real world off topic setting... getting "Booted" over a political debate might have a new meaning. lol

    This is a great group here.

    Jim is still missing though... sorry to bring it up but that is bothersome. I know there isnt much anyone can do to get an answer...
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      Originally Posted by Usmile View Post

      count me in, at least an addition to our exposure
      Isn't exposure a crime?

      Originally Posted by warnerrandolph View Post

      is this true??
      Gibb-smack!

      Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

      Nah...we just got off topic and started talking about dumbasses
      Calibanned.

      Originally Posted by l@ttemonarck View Post

      hoping post can be give away. .. TRUE specially having 4k
      You have to give away posts first, then they come back ten-fold. Just like those cash-gifting letters. Go ahead, give it a try.

      Originally Posted by flyviral View Post

      lol. thank god for this thread.
      Did you miss the part where the bar doesn't put up with religious or political discussion?

      So let's recap. We've covered rules, dumbasses, pizza, cereal, killers, drinks, fatties, history, politics and religion.

      Now THAT'S an epic thread!
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        Originally Posted by Tina Golden View Post

        So let's recap. We've covered rules, dumbasses, pizza, cereal, killers, drinks, fatties, history, politics and religion.

        Now THAT'S an epic thread!
        True, but I have a feeling this party is just getting started.
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          Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

          True, but I have a feeling this party is just getting started.
          You have no idea. I've been waiting 22 years for an opportunity to participate in an epic pun-based discussion. I feel I am finally among my kind!
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          • Profile picture of the author HeySal
            Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

            You have no idea. I've been waiting 22 years for an opportunity to participate in an epic pun-based discussion. I feel I am finally among my kind!
            Oh my. I think I detect some punishment coming on down the line.
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              Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

              Oh my. I think I detect some punishment coming on down the line.
              Say whaaaa?
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              • Profile picture of the author HeySal
                Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

                Say whaaaa?
                Need a hyphen in that? Pun -- ishment. Okay?

                Just expounding on the wincing agony with which some people regard puns. You won't find that much in the OT though where we're tasteless and humor impaired.
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                  Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

                  Need a hyphen in that? Pun -- ishment. Okay?

                  Just expounding on the wincing agony with which some people regard puns. You won't find that much in the OT though where we're tasteless and humor impaired.
                  Ooooh. Can't believe I was that slow on the uptake .
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        Originally Posted by Tina Golden View Post


        So let's recap. We've covered rules, dumbasses, pizza, cereal, killers, drinks, fatties, history, politics and religion.
        and we never get tired of regurgitating these subjects every 30 days... There is nothing new under the Warrior sun. All is vanity...
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          Originally Posted by John Durham View Post

          and we never get tired of regurgitating these subjects every 30 days... There is nothing new under the Warrior sun. All is vanity...
          Don't be so sure. I've not found one mention of butt cheek moles.
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            Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

            Don't be so sure. I've not found one mention of butt cheek moles.
            I've been researching niches today. Thanks.
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            Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

            Don't be so sure. I've not found one mention of butt cheek moles.
            Here you go: http://www.warriorforum.com/off-topi...ml#post6045226
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            • Profile picture of the author Tina Golden
              Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

              You won't find that much in the OT though where we're tasteless and humor impaired.
              Oh, there's plenty of tasteless but we don't tolerate the humor-impaired too well.
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                Originally Posted by Tina Golden View Post

                Oh, there's plenty of tasteless but we don't tolerate the humor-impaired too well.
                And yet I've been able to hide out here for over a week heehee .
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                • Profile picture of the author John Durham
                  Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

                  And yet I've been able to hide out here for over a week heehee .
                  You arent outta the water yet..

                  The person who sold me my first motorcycle told me before I drove off "Remember to wear your helmet. Everybody needs it at one time or another. There are only two kinds of bikers, those who are getting ready to learn to respect one and those who already have learned". I knew he meant "the hard way". Basically telling me I was doomed to fall at some point or another.

                  You arent full blooded till you have gotten beat down a few times lol, and at least made a blooming fool of yourself 3 times and stuck your foot in your mouth a minimum of 50.
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            • Profile picture of the author AlisonTaylor
              is this a play on Scrubs the TV show ? I seem to vaguely remember that Dr Elliot was often referred to as molebutt.
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              • Profile picture of the author Dave Patterson
                Originally Posted by AlisonTaylor View Post

                is this a play on Scrubs the TV show ? I seem to vaguely remember that Dr Elliot was often referred to as molebutt.
                No. It's another eel concieved thread of oceanic proportions...

                Dive right in.
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                • Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

                  No. It's another eel concieved thread of oceanic proportions...

                  Dive right in.
                  Oar you knot shore you ice were not sinking of Titanic? -

                  U-boat could be right off-course...
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                Originally Posted by AlisonTaylor View Post

                is this a play on Scrubs the TV show ? I seem to vaguely remember that Dr Elliot was often referred to as molebutt.
                Kudos on bringing up Scrubs...even if you had to go fishing for the connection.

                We also would have accepted "eeeaaaagggglllllleeeeeee"
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                  Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

                  Kudos on bringing up Scrubs...even if you had to go fishing for the connection.

                  We also would have accepted "eeeaaaagggglllllleeeeeee"
                  Joe, have I ever told you that you're my chocolate bear? We should get together sometime and play Giant Doctor.


                  Edit: Uh, yeah, that probably sounds weird...makes my skin a little clammy just thinking about it.
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                  • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                    Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                    Joe, have I ever told you that you're my chocolate bear? We should get together sometime and play Giant Doctor.


                    Edit: Uh, yeah, that probably sounds weird...makes my skin a little clammy just thinking about it.
                    Yikes!

                    Ewe!!!

                    I bet you just embearassed Joe and yourself! :p

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                      Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                      Yikes!

                      Ewe!!!

                      I bet you just embearassed Joe and yourself! :p

                      Terra
                      As the above song states: "There's nothing gay about it our eyes "

                      ...Maybe you just had to bee there, or watch the show.
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                      • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                        Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

                        As the above song states: "There's nothing gay about it our eyes "

                        ...Maybe you just had to bee there, or watch the show.
                        LOL! I never thought "gay" for a minute, I just wanted to use the animal (ewe) in my post. So I call fowl.

                        Don't you go around Robin me of my animal puns now or I might get Crabby over your Cardinal sin!

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                    Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                    Joe, have I ever told you that you're my chocolate bear? We should get together sometime and play Giant Doctor.


                    Edit: Uh, yeah, that probably sounds weird...makes my skin a little clammy just thinking about it.
                    But...if I'm chocolate bear that means I'll be stuck on bottom when we play giant doctor. I'll never have a birds eye view .

                    Oh, and I am now playing this on repeat lol:

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                      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                      Joe, have I ever told you that you're my chocolate bear? We should get together sometime and play Giant Doctor.


                      Edit: Uh, yeah, that probably sounds weird...makes my skin a little clammy just thinking about it.
                      Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

                      But...if I'm chocolate bear that means I'll be stuck on bottom when we play giant doctor. I'll never have a birds eye view .

                      Oh my, this thread just took a tern for the worse. If this continues, I'm otter hare.


                      Originally Posted by MoneyMagnetMagnate View Post

                      I sea...there was a pool of fish puns just waiting below the surface - I was having a whale of a time, and was carefully boning up on my school of fish puns...(chum)
                      Did you mean, just wading below...?
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    Lori - I think the 50 household uses for ear wax niche is still wide open, too.
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      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      Lori - I think the 50 household uses for ear wax niche is still wide open, too.
      LOL HeySal!

      But I think Shrek has the corner on that market. :p

      Terra
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        Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

        LOL HeySal!

        But I think Shrek has the corner on that market. :p

        Terra

        Aeeehhhhh - forget Shrek he's a troll.
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    HOW DID THIS SLIDE TO PAGE 2?! THERE ARE PUNS TO MAKE.
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      Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

      HOW DID THIS SLIDE TO PAGE 2?! THERE ARE PUNS TO MAKE.
      Well excuse the heck out of me. I didn't have anything to make one with. Did you bring the tools?

      Speaking of tools - has anyone seen Dave and Kim tonight?
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        Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

        Well excuse the heck out of me. I didn't have anything to make one with. Did you bring the tools?

        Speaking of tools - has anyone seen Dave and Kim tonight?

        No.......
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      Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

      HOW DID THIS SLIDE TO PAGE 2?! THERE ARE PUNS TO MAKE.
      Glad you punted back to page 1!

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    Don't have a cow, we can do animals.

    No horsing around though!
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      Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

      Don't have a cow, we can do animals.

      No horsing around though!
      You'll get no bull from me.

      Terra
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        Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

        You'll get no bull from me.

        Terra
        Good. I don't want to have to choke on this pizza I'm wolfing down.
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          Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

          Good. I don't want to have to choke on this pizza I'm wolfing down.
          I had pizza tonight too, and I ain't lion.
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    Fortunately for you folks I'm just dog tired tonight and as gentle as a lamb.

    Oops - guess I should have checked out where Gareth is before I said that!
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    Why is it the guys in this forum go ape over that stuff? You need to quit monkeying around with that junk food.
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      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      Why is it the guys in this forum go ape over that stuff? You need to quit monkeying around with that junk food.
      Well now, that's easy for a chick to say, isn't it? Us guys are used to be henpecked, but the junk food keeps us from doing anything fowl in retaliation.
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        Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

        Well now, that's easy for a chick to say, isn't it? Us guys are used to be henpecked, but the junk food keeps us from doing anything fowl in retaliation.
        Yep - just as easy as it was for an old goat to say what you just did. :p

        Don't butt heads with me -- I'll ram it right back down your throat.
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          Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

          Yep - just as easy as it was for an old goat to say what you just did. :p

          Don't butt heads with me -- I'll ram it right back down your throat.
          Come on Sal, say what you really mean, don't be sheepish. I promise I won't think of you as a baaaa-d girl.

          Well, I otter get back to work. I really need to bear down so I can take it easy tomorrow. Ewe know how it is.
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    Hm, the puns came fast in the wee hours of the morning. Looks like we have slowed to a snails pace since.
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      It was too good a thing to last.
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        Originally Posted by TheInternet View Post

        It was too good a thing to last.
        Buzzkill.

        Anyways, thank God the forum is back to normal! I couldn't bear to be without you guys for much longer.
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        Originally Posted by TheInternet View Post

        It was too good a thing to last.
        What a Jackass.
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        • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
          Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

          What a Jackass.
          Dave, maybe he was just offering himself up as a guinea pig to get things going again. He's probably feeling like Dr. Jackal and Mr. Hide now though.
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            Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

            Dave, maybe he was just offering himself up as a guinea pig to get things going again. He's probably feeling like Dr. Jackal and Mr. Hide now though.
            With that offering, I think it's time to seal the deal on this convention.
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              Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

              With that offering, I think it's time to seal the deal on this convention.
              Aw ... c'mon Dan, we're just horsing around. Don't grouse about it, it could be unhealthy and make you eel.
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                Now boys,

                If you guys start throwing stuff at each other, let me know first so I can duck!

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                Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

                Aw ... c'mon Dan, we're just horsing around. Don't grouse about it, it could be unhealthy and make you eel.
                I swear to Cod, if there's one more bad pun on this thread, I'll ram all your heads together. And I'm not lion.
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                  Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

                  I swear to Cod, if there's one more bad pun on this thread, I'll ram all your heads together. And I'm not lion.
                  Man, what a crab. I don't think you could do it, that would take a lot of mussels, and you look like a shrimp. You'd need someone to kelp you for sure.
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    Hey Whatever -- I think you were really phishing on that one. Watch out or they will fry you, wise cat.

    Come on, Terra - is that owl you can do is hoot about it?
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      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      Hey Whatever -- I think you were really phishing on that one. Watch out or they will fry you, wise cat.

      Come on, Terra - is that owl you can do is hoot about it?
      No, I can say...I am Somebunny and don't go splitting hares over it.

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      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      Hey Whatever -- I think you were really phishing on that one. Watch out or they will fry you, wise cat.
      Blow it out your bass. :p
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        Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

        Blow it out your bass. :p
        You've opened a can of worms, now. Don't bait me. I'll have a whale of a good time on this one.
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          Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

          You've opened a can of worms, now. Don't bait me. I'll have a whale of a good time on this one.
          I'd better duck for cover then.
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          Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

          You've opened a can of worms, now. Don't bait me. I'll have a whale of a good time on this one.
          Is he bugging you?
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    Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

    But you should know...POSTS IN THE OFF TOPIC FORUM DO NOT INCREASE YOUR POST COUNT!
    Just throwing bait for the sharks....
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    • Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

      Just throwing bait for the sharks....
      As long as you don't go overboard, old chum...:p
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        Originally Posted by MoneyMagnetMagnate View Post

        As long as you don't go overboard, old chum...:p
        Old chum?? Not just (yuck) chum - but old chum?

        You are going to give him a whale of an inferiority complex. It's okay though, I'm sure you didn't do that on porpoise.
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        • Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

          Old chum?? Not just (yuck) chum - but old chum?

          You are going to give him a whale of an inferiority complex. It's okay though, I'm sure you didn't do that on porpoise.

          Abalone...I don't need your seal of approval, you otter see that...it was just a fluke -

          I could see the puns were floundering...cannery one fathom that?
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          Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

          Old chum?? Not just (yuck) chum - but old chum?

          You are going to give him a whale of an inferiority complex. It's okay though, I'm sure you didn't do that on porpoise.
          I wouldn't be too sure about that -- it might have been a sucker punch.

          Don't let him buffalo you, Sal. At best he was trying to badger him, IMO (in my opposum). I heard him crow about it at the Oyster Bar.
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            Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

            I wouldn't be too sure about that -- it might have been a sucker punch.

            Don't let him buffalo you, Sal. At best he was trying to badger him, IMO (in my opposum). I heard him crow about it at the Oyster Bar.
            Would have loved to have been a fly on the wall for that one. I can just see those tulips a flapping now. Probably hawking a new ebook.
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              Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

              Would have loved to have been a fly on the wall for that one. I can just see those tulips a flapping now. Probably hawking a new ebook.
              If ewe gnu what was said it would boar ewe. Either that or ewe would be stork raven mad at what you were heron. Yak, yak, yak ... it's hard to swallow so many lice.
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    Feeling fishy huh?
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    this post count thing really sucks...
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      Originally Posted by flyviral View Post

      this post count thing really sucks...
      flyviral, this is now a pun thread. Make a pun, or be struck down. We're currently on animals.
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      • Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

        flyviral, this is now a pun thread. Make a pun, or be struck down. We're currently on animals.
        I sea...there was a pool of fish puns just waiting below the surface - I was having a whale of a time, and was carefully boning up on my school of fish puns...(chum)

        But it seems I have hit dry land - how did this evolve?
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    Man, we really are dragon the animal thing along...
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

      Man, we really are dragon the animal thing along...
      Yeah, I was thinking it was beginning to tapir off.

      Terra
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        Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

        Yeah, I was thinking it was beginning to tapir off.

        Terra
        Ya'll just yak me up...
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          Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

          Ya'll just yak me up...
          Well, we are just trying to panda to the lowest common denominator....
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            Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

            Well, we are just trying to panda to the lowest common denominator....
            Well then,

            Carry on, my deer.

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    It is looking pretty grizzly now and then. Knat to say that it's something you wouldn't expect here in the OT. I have to quit talking so much. I'm just feeling too horse to continue.
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      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      It is looking pretty grizzly now and then. Knat to say that it's something you wouldn't expect here in the OT. I have to quit talking so much. I'm just feeling too horse to continue.
      What?

      HeySal quit talking?

      Well, I can't gopher that!

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    Owl believe that when it starts rainin' cats and dogs!!
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    Hm, I wonder how I can weasel in a new pun topic?
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      Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

      Hm, I wonder how I can weasel in a new pun topic?
      I don't know, Joe. It looks like folks are starting to find this boaring.
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        Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

        I don't know, Joe. It looks like folks are starting to find this boaring.
        Joe might find that a little hard to Swallow, Dan, maybe you could give it a little Goose to make it exciting again.

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          Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

          Joe might find that a little hard to Swallow, Dan, maybe you could give it a little Goose to make it exciting again.

          Terra
          Why, honeybee, I think I just did.
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            Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

            Why, honeybee, I think I just did.
            Oh, haha!

            I toadally get it.

            Terra
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        Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

        I don't know, Joe. It looks like folks are starting to find this boaring.
        Rhino what you mean; but I'm not ready for this thread to end .
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          Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

          Rhino what you mean; but I'm not ready for this thread to end .
          Eel keep it going, Joe. I promise you we eel.
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    • Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

      Hm, I wonder how I can weasel in a new pun topic?
      Well...there is this town in Austria, with a funny name, (I swear) and a lot of possibilities :rolleyes:
      Or maybe I should say...a lot of different punsitions to take...:rolleyes:
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    I was having some misgibbons about this thread, but after a cup okapi I can see I had no claws for concern. I do like my refreshments. I'm enjoying a Coca-Koala now.
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    Ducking hell, this thread is really getting on my tits. It skinks to high heaven. I always gnu it would, in fact I toad you so earlier.
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    Sigh. Looks like my turn up to bat again. Just can't think of anything to say. I've been overtaken by sloth. Nighty-night.
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    • Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      Sigh. Looks like my turn up to bat again. Just can't think of anything to say. I've been overtaken by sloth. Nighty-night.
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        Originally Posted by MoneyMagnetMagnate View Post

        Well, that seals the deal on an excellent morning!
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          Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

          Well, that seals the deal on an excellent morning!
          Noes!!!!!

          At least we have one REALLY funny thread!!!!
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          Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

          Well, that seals the deal on an excellent morning!
          I agree. That clip was simply poultry in motion.
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            Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

            I agree. That clip was simply poultry in motion.

            I didn't go apes over it, myself. It was too much monkey business for me. :p

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  • Coca-Koala ? :rolleyes:

    Say 'Hello' to my "Little Friend"!
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    Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

    Sigh. Looks like my turn up to bat again. Just can't think of anything to say. I've been overtaken by sloth. Nighty-night.
    That's OK Sal, alpaca couple extra puns into this post so ewe won't egret going to bed and playing possum. I understand, when you need to catch 40 skinks, nothing else will do. I hope you have pheasant dreams.

    Speaking of dreams, I dreamt the other night that I was choking a big bird and couldn't kill it. I was screaming, "Die ya rhea." Say that three times real fast.

    Nighty-night, deer.
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    Originally Posted by smith10 View Post

    Hi

    Is there any way to decrease my post count?
    People are starting to expect me to know stuff because of my post count
    Another jackass.
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      Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

      Another jackass.
      And copycat!:rolleyes:

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      Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

      Another jackass.
      Jackass is pretty right, so is copycat - link spammer I believe.

      He might have thought he was clever - but agate what he's doing and reported it.

      It's just very feral. Don't prey on us, dude. You might get bit.
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        Seems way too many jackasses are posting in our beloved OT just to drop lynx!

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    Originally Posted by smith10 View Post

    Hi

    Is there any way to decrease my post count?
    People are starting to expect me to know stuff because of my post count
    Come now, I think you might be lion...
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    I decided to ferret through his profile and it is quite obvious he knows nothing.

    Now for something completely different...

    Who the hell is "alexmobile" and how is he always one of the last 10 people to view a profile?
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      Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

      I decided to ferret through his profile and it is quite obvious he knows nothing.

      Now for something completely different...

      Who the hell is "alexmobile" and how is he always one of the last 10 people to view a profile?
      What are you driving at?

      Terra
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        Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

        What are you driving at?

        Terra
        Just talk.
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      Originally Posted by tpw View Post

      I kept wondering why the main forum seemed so lacking in intelligence in the last few days... Now I know... You all came here and did not send me the memo!!!
      Uh-oh. Cat's out of the bag guys!
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      • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
        Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

        Uh-oh. Cat's out of the bag guys!
        Oh no! I butterfly out of here. Wait!

        It's your beast of burden Joe, no worries for the rest of us.

        Terra
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        • Profile picture of the author HeySal
          Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

          Oh no! I butterfly out of here. Wait!

          It's your beast of burden Joe, no worries for the rest of us.

          Terra
          Wha......... You are absolutley Terra-bull.
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          • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
            Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

            Wha......... You are absolutley Terra-bull.
            Uh huh! Not by the hare of my chinny chin chinchilla!

            Wait, did I just say I had a hairy chin?

            Umm, never mind...slinks off all embearassed.

            Terra
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      • Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

        Uh-oh. Cat's out of the bag guys!
        Well...it's better than the other way around

        On second thought...I could use some new strings for my tennis racquet :rolleyes:
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    • Profile picture of the author TheInternet
      Originally Posted by tpw View Post

      I kept wondering why the main forum seemed so lacking in intelligence in the last few days... Now I know... You all came here and did not send me the memo!!!
      I don't think you understand the breadth of your error in this post. Missing intelligence will be the yeast of your problems if you don't use some sort of bun while posting here. You knead to get with the program.

      I egret nothing
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      • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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        Originally Posted by TheInternet View Post

        I don't think you understand the breadth of your error in this post. Missing intelligence will be the yeast of your problems if you don't use some sort of bun while posting here. You knead to get with the program.

        I egret nothing
        Oh, are we moving on to bread? Ryet, I'm OK with that.
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        • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
          Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

          Oh, are we moving on to bread? Ryet, I'm OK with that.
          Well, if we move on to bread, our post count will be slow rising, dough.

          Terra
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        • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
          Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

          Oh, are we moving on to bread? Ryet, I'm OK with that.
          I'll just say you're awfully quick to jump ship and I'll loave it at that.
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            Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

            I'll just say you're awfully quick to jump ship and I'll loave it at that.
            I'm known for having a short attention span...ooh look! A bagel!

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            • Profile picture of the author Bill Farnham
              How you guys are able to sandwich in bread puns between the animal puns and the next round of puns is a Wonder to me.
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              • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
                Originally Posted by Bill Farnham View Post

                How you guys are able to sandwich in bread puns between the animal puns and the next round of puns is a Wonder to me.
                You might say we were born and bread for it.
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                • Profile picture of the author Bill Farnham
                  Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

                  You might say we were born and bread for it.
                  Yea, you guys are on a roll...:rolleyes:
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                  • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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                    Originally Posted by Bill Farnham View Post

                    Yea, you guys are on a roll...:rolleyes:
                    Ciabatta believe it.
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                  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
                    Originally Posted by Bill Farnham View Post

                    Yea, you guys are on a roll...:rolleyes:
                    That's because we've done a good job of keeping the crumbs out.
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                    • Profile picture of the author Bill Farnham
                      Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

                      That's because we've done a good job of keeping the crumbs out.
                      You just allow the upper crust in here, uh? :p
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                      • Profile picture of the author TheInternet
                        Originally Posted by Bill Farnham View Post

                        You just allow the upper crust in here, uh? :p
                        I doubt you can rise to upper crust on a bunch of half-baked puns.
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                        • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
                          Originally Posted by TheInternet View Post

                          I doubt you can rise to upper crust on a bunch of half-baked puns.
                          Oh, you ain't seen muffin yet.
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  • Profile picture of the author adam2526
    i love this group, i need to up my post count.
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      Originally Posted by adam2526 View Post

      i love this group, i need to up my post count.
      *snicker*.....
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      • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
        Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

        *snicker*.....
        Oh look!

        Dave's a laughing hyena. :p

        Terra
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    • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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      Originally Posted by adam2526 View Post

      i love this group, i need to up my post count.
      Just bear with us for a little bit. I promise the number updates for you every few hours :rolleyes:.
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  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
    Originally Posted by tpw View Post

    I kept wondering why the main forum seemed so lacking in intelligence in the last few days... Now I know... You all came here and did not send me the memo!!!
    Bill, you're not allowed to post in this thread unless you include at least one bad pun in your comment. Right now we're on animals of all kinds -- fish, fowl, and insects are also acceptable. Please honor the evolution of the thread or we will calf to beatle ewe until you cowply with our rules.
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  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
    Wheat a minute, we're on bread puns now?

    I doughnut know if I have any of those...
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  • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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    It's a pandoro box of puns in here.

    Look it up. I had to.
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

      It's a pandoro box of puns in here.

      Look it up. I had to.
      If I don't, does that mean I'm toast?

      Terra
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      • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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        Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

        If I don't, does that mean I'm toast?

        Terra
        You'd breader believe it.
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  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    So now we've gone from animal buns to bread buns.

    Some of them having me roll-ing on the flour laughing.

    Some of them though, would make Homer Simpson say DOUGH!!!
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    It'll just knock over all the pieces, poop on the board, and strut about like it's won anyway.
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    • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
      Originally Posted by Bill Farnham View Post

      You just allow the upper crust in here, uh? :p
      Good one!

      Yeah, it's the yeast we can do.
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Bread puns aren't so much of a PITA. I love the sheet..........

    But there's a raisin I'm starting to wonder if I should clear my cookies or eat them.
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      Bread puns aren't so much of a PITA. I love the sheet..........

      But there's a raisin I'm starting to wonder if I should clear my cookies or eat them.
      If you you love eating cookies, I could pile mine in a stack, tell my assistant to baguette and send it over in a flatbread truck.

      Terra
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      • Profile picture of the author Bill Farnham
        I got this in an email today and thought I'd pass it along to you guys because obviously you folks can't get enough puns.

        It's just one pun after another. Some are good, some not so much...
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        I changed my i Pod name to Titanic . It's syncing now .

        When chemists die, they barium .

        Jokes about German sausage are the wurst .

        A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran .

        I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid . He says he can stop any time .

        How does Moses make his tea ? Hebrews it .

        I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Than it dawned on me .

        This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore .

        A guy got arrested for playing the guitar. For fingering A minor .

        I'm reading a book about anti-gravity . I can't put it down .

        I did a theatrical performance about puns . It was a play on words .

        They told me I had type A blood , but it was a Type- O.

        A dyslexic man walks into a bra .

        PMS jokes aren't funny, period .

        Why were the Indians here first ? They had reservations .

        Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory . I hope there's no pop quiz .

        Energizer bunny arrested . Charged with battery .

        I didn't like my beard at first . Then it grew on me .

        How do you make holy water ? Boil the hell out of it !

        Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils ?

        When you get a bladder infection , urine trouble .

        What does a clock do when it's hungry ? It goes back four seconds .

        I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger . Then it hit me !

        Broken pencils are pointless .

        I tried to catch some fog . I mist.

        What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary ? A thesaurus .

        England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .

        I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest .

        I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx .

        All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen . Police have nothing to go on .

        I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough .

        Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes .

        Velcro - what a rip off !

        Cartoonist found dead in home . Details are sketchy .

        Venison for dinner ? Oh deer !

        Earthquake in Washington obviously government's fault .

        I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure .

        Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
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  • Profile picture of the author adam2526
    so this does not up my post count
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    • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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      Originally Posted by adam2526 View Post

      so this does not up my post count
      Hope that didn't pancake your dreams of jumping to 1,000 posts without contributing.
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      • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
        Yes, Adam, and tell the truth now.

        No waffling!

        Terra
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  • Profile picture of the author Domonkoz
    Increase my killing power? hmmm
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    • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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      Originally Posted by Domonkoz View Post

      Increase my killing power? hmmm
      You think you can just roll into this thread and not contribute a pun? Or banana bread?

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