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    Is there any way to decrease my post count? People are starting to expect me to know stuff because of my post count.
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      Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

      Is there any way to decrease my post count? People are starting to expect me to know stuff because of my post count.
      You can ask admins to reduce your post count or open a new account closing this account.
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        Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

        Is there any way to decrease my post count? People are starting to expect me to know stuff because of my post count.
        Originally Posted by hilarious89 View Post

        You can ask admins to reduce your post count or open a new account closing this account.
        Once again my humor is so sophisticated it went unnoticed. Considering your user name, I didn't think you'd be the one to miss it!
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      Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

      Is there any way to decrease my post count? People are starting to expect me to know stuff because of my post count.
      hoping post can be give away. .. TRUE specially having 4k
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        *mumbling to self*

        The Corn Flakes are on a roll this morning...:rolleyes:
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          Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

          *mumbling to self*

          The Corn Flakes are on a roll this morning...:rolleyes:
          Dave lookin' for some Honey Smacks?

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      Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

      Is there any way to decrease my post count? People are starting to expect me to know stuff because of my post count.
      Hahaha the same problem happened to me on the Joomla forum when i got passed 700 posts. Now i get about a post a week asking to solve web design issues i very little idea in how to solve.
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  • Profile picture of the author Dave Patterson
    I should have just left it at "post away..." and watched to see how many days it would stay at the top...
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    • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
      Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

      I should have just left it at "post away..." and watched to see how many days it would stay at the top...
      It would have been an unofficial sticky.
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  • Apparently, you are not familiar with "Double super-secret post count"

    It may look like it doesn't count...but, oh...it counts when it counts...when it's counted.
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      Originally Posted by Fernando Veloso View Post

      destroyed dreams You just many.

      Bad boy!!
      ..........
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      Originally Posted by Fernando Veloso View Post

      destroyed dreams You just many.

      Bad boy!!

      haha, this made me chuckle.
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  • Profile picture of the author Jonathan 2.0
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    Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

    But you should know...POSTS IN THE OFF TOPIC FORUM DO NOT INCREASE YOUR POST COUNT!
    Lol. But they do add to our "Thanks" count.
    (Shh.)


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  • @ ThomM -
    You're a Bike guy Thom...ever seen one of these? What an idea!
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    • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
      Originally Posted by MoneyMagnetMagnate View Post

      @ ThomM -
      You're a Bike guy Thom...ever seen one of these? What an idea!
      amazing Tow Truck Motorcycle - YouTube
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      • Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

        Threadjacker.
        OOPS!
        Wait!...it doesn't count! :p
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    Great Share.

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    DAMN!!!!!!!!!
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      Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

      But you should know...POSTS IN THE OFF TOPIC FORUM DO NOT INCREASE YOUR POST COUNT!
      NOW you tell me.
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  • Profile picture of the author mojojuju
    Just came here to increase my post count...
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      me too but I have lots of questions as well??
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  • Profile picture of the author Dave Patterson
    Here spam bot...come and get it...
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    • Profile picture of the author KimW
      Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

      Here spam bot...come and get it...
      There is one running rampant right now,and with the forum set up that I can only report a post every 60 seonds its going to take me forever....HELP!!!
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      • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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        Originally Posted by KimW View Post

        There is one running rampant right now,and with the forum set up that I can only report a post every 60 seonds its going to take me forever....HELP!!!
        Point the way and the troops shall assemble!
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      • Originally Posted by KimW View Post

        There is one running rampant right now,and with the forum set up that I can only report a post every 60 seonds its going to take me forever....HELP!!!
        He hath been Bani-shed!
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        • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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          Originally Posted by MoneyMagnetMagnate View Post

          he has been Banished!
          I miss everything that's fun/interesting on the forum.

          AND MY POST COUNT STILL WON'T GO UP

          Tired of this place...
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          • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
            Hurray! Hurray!
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            • Profile picture of the author Fernando Veloso
              Originally Posted by JBecker23 View Post

              trying to up my post count
              Good luck on that one
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              • Profile picture of the author TheInternet
                Going to sell an eBook on raising your post count in the off topic forum.
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  • Profile picture of the author TimPhelan
    That's my fault by the way. I posted something in the main section about people adding thousands of posts here in the off topic section and the next day Alan changed the rules. My biggest accomplishment in internet marketing. haha

    Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

    POSTS IN THE OFF TOPIC FORUM DO NOT INCREASE YOUR POST COUNT!
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Wow Tim!

      That must have been before my time.

      I'm pretty sure they haven't counted since I joined.

      Anyway, Congrats on your biggest accomplishment in IM!

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      • Profile picture of the author TimPhelan
        Thanks Terra. I humbly accept your congrats. haha Luckily Alan let those of us who had amassed huge numbers of posts here the off topic section, such as Kevin Riley and myself, to be grandfathered into the new rules and keep all our posts. Back then Riley was only posting down here. I was shocked when he finally started actually producing products and selling them in the WSO section.

        Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

        Wow Tim!

        That must have been before my time.

        I'm pretty sure they haven't counted since I joined.

        Anyway, Congrats on your biggest accomplishment in IM!

        Terra
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        • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
          I think that's awesome Tim, to be a part of the Warrior Forum history and who knows, that may have been the little push Kevin needed to get going and help in his success.

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          • Profile picture of the author TimPhelan
            Maybe it was. haha. Just to impress you more Terra, I think I had a big hand in getting the "Religious and Political topics forbidden" in off topic section sticky rule!! I'm real proud of that one also. I may carve it on my grave stone in fact. OK, well, heysal, Indiana, GaryV and others had a hand in that one also.

            Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

            I think that's awesome Tim, to be a part of the Warrior Forum history and who knows, that may have been the little push Kevin needed to get going and help in his success.

            Terra
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            • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
              Well, aren't you just a mover and a shaker here in the OT, haha!

              Okay, I'm duly impressed!

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            • Profile picture of the author ThomM
              Originally Posted by TimPhelan View Post

              Maybe it was. haha. Just to impress you more Terra, I think I had a big hand in getting the "Religious and Political topics forbidden" in off topic section sticky rule!! I'm real proud of that one also. I may carve it on my grave stone in fact. OK, well, heysal, Indiana, GaryV and others had a hand in that one also.
              Hay I helped
              I still remember that.
              It was 4 years ago just after the presidential election.
              I remember there was one republican supporter who kept following me from thread to thread attacking my family and everyone else I knew, ahh good times
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                Originally Posted by ThomM View Post

                Hay I helped
                I still remember that.
                It was 4 years ago just after the presidential election.
                I remember there was one republican supporter who kept following me from thread to thread attacking my family and everyone else I knew, ahh good times
                Yeah me too Thom,
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      Originally Posted by TimPhelan View Post

      That's my fault by the way. I posted something in the main section about people adding thousands of posts here in the off topic section and the next day Alan changed the rules. My biggest accomplishment in internet marketing. haha
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  • Profile picture of the author michaelgee123
    Dangit! I could sure use the post count increase
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  • Profile picture of the author Dave Patterson
    Now THAT was funny...
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    • Profile picture of the author Dave Patterson
      Originally Posted by osahonsam View Post

      thanks for it
      *slaps forehead*

      We got a slow one this morning...:rolleyes:
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      • Profile picture of the author KimW
        Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

        *slaps forehead*

        We got a slow one this morning...:rolleyes:
        Actually, that is the guy I reported this morning for SPAMming.
        He had made about 10 posts and he said the same thing in every post.
        I guess he really was very thankful!
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        • Profile picture of the author Dave Patterson
          Originally Posted by KimW View Post

          Actually, that is the guy I reported this morning for SPAMming.
          He had made about 10 posts and he said the same thing in every post.
          I guess he really was very thankful!
          I finally PM'd him to let him know his post count wasn't going anywhere down here. I fully expect a "thanks for it"...
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          • Profile picture of the author Steven Wagenheim
            Why...won't...this...damn...thing...WORK!???

            I've been stuck at 16,404 posts for a year!

            ARRRRRRGGGGGG!!!!!!

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            • Profile picture of the author Bill Farnham
              What a lot of people don't know is that when you report a post your post count goes up for every post you report and stays that way until the post is nuked.

              If you needed 50 posts to send a PM you could do everyone a favor by reporting the spam posts, and if you're quick enough you could keep your post count high enough to sneak that PM in.

              Now, what happens to those PMs after you take a lunch break is anybody's guess.


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              • Profile picture of the author ThomM
                Originally Posted by Bill Farnham View Post

                What a lot of people don't know is that when you report a post your post count goes up for every post you report and stays that way until the post is nuked.

                If you needed 50 posts to send a PM you could do everyone a favor by reporting the spam posts, and if you're quick enough you could keep your post count high enough to sneak that PM in.

                Now, what happens to those PMs after you take a lunch break is anybody's guess.


                ~Bill...
                We need a threads nuked count as well as a post count.
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                • Profile picture of the author John Durham
                  Originally Posted by ThomM View Post

                  We need a threads nuked count as well as a post count.
                  What all can we get credit for nuking around here? Lets nuke some S***!

                  Self Talk:


                  Darn , there I am posting where I dont get credit again! John thats not how the game is played whats wrong with you? Sheesh! You never do it right!

                  Watch somebody thank me now :rolleyes: like the WF will ever give any credit for that one... and its actually a pretty intelligent post, if you think about it real hard...sigh...

                  How is anybody gonna know who I am if I dont get credit for everything I do? Why am I wasting my time doing things you dont get any credit for?

                  I gotta rethink me game plan here... get a check up from the neck up, let go a that stinkin thinkin... EVERYTHING must add up to personal GAIN!


                  Edit:

                  Naw that didnt feel too good, I'll just keep doin it the dumb way. Thanks.

                  I think for a moment I was an idealist trying to rationalize himself into becoming a rationalist...
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                • Profile picture of the author Fabianner
                  Well in my opinion you could boost your posts while making your point relevant and up to the mark. It should be concern with your topic.
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              Originally Posted by Steven Wagenheim View Post

              Why...won't...this...damn...thing...WORK!???

              I've been stuck at 16,404 posts for a year!

              ARRRRRRGGGGGG!!!!!!

              (Rage tosses OT into spammer's bin)
              It's obvious, Wags, the FORCE you must use.
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    Now that would be awesome Thom!
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  • Profile picture of the author Dave Patterson
    Looks like this was needed where it is visible this morning...

    Posts in OT forum DO NOT increase your post count.
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  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    Whose turn is it to get a round of drinks in?
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      Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

      Whose turn is it to get a round of drinks in?
      Well, if you have to ask....must be YOUR turn...
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      • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
        Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

        Well, if you have to ask....must be YOUR turn...
        I got in before you on that. My post count isn't high enough. Dang, I just saw yours is even lower than mine. Where's that Waggenheim character when we need him?
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        Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

        Well, if you have to ask....must be YOUR turn...
        Gotta ya covered.

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  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    It can't be my turn, I don't have a high enough post count.
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    Not yet anyway.
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  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    Do I get a special prize for having three posts in a row?
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      Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

      Do I get a special prize for having three posts in a row?
      Yeah...one of those colorful little drinks with the umbrella.
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    • Profile picture of the author HeySal
      Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

      Do I get a special prize for having three posts in a row?
      No, it has to be 50 and only in threads that the last poster is supposed to get a prize but the OP vanishes by that time so you never find out what the prize was supposed to be. Don't worry - after around 80 pages the prizes start getting tossed around anyhow.
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      • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
        Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

        No, it has to be 50 and only in threads that the last poster is supposed to get a prize but the OP vanishes by that time so you never find out what the prize was supposed to be. Don't worry - after around 80 pages the prizes start getting tossed around anyhow.
        You mean there isn't a prize for this thread.

        I demand a refund.
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  • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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    Just stopping by for a boost to my post count.
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    • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
      Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

      Did you guys know?
      No.

      (Now you can reply and boost it a bit more).

      You're welcome.
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      • Profile picture of the author Fernando Veloso
        Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

        No.

        (Now you can reply and boost it a bit more).

        You're welcome.
        Eh! Just noticed boostit.xxx is available.



        Anyone?
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        • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
          Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

          Do I get a special prize for having three posts in a row?
          Yes, you get to buy a round for the house.

          Originally Posted by Fernando Veloso View Post

          Eh! Just noticed boostit.xxx is available.



          Anyone?
          There goes Fernando, talking about XXX rated sites again.
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    You mean we STILL can't post about politics? All I did was compare two books, come on already. Not my fault they were both pinko commie fago punk sh*t.

    Forget the booze -- I want a fattie......where's Thom when ya need him.
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    • Profile picture of the author ThomM
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      You mean we STILL can't post about politics? All I did was compare two books, come on already. Not my fault they were both pinko commie fago punk sh*t.

      Forget the booze -- I want a fattie......where's Thom when ya need him.
      Here I am (14 hours later).
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        Originally Posted by ThomM View Post

        Here I am (14 hours later).
        Have some pizza!



        HOLY CRAP YOU CAN RESIZE PICTURES?! All the wasted opportunities with photos I left out because they were too large...*sobs*
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  • Profile picture of the author warnerrandolph
    Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

    But you should know...POSTS IN THE OFF TOPIC FORUM DO NOT INCREASE YOUR POST COUNT!
    is this true??
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    • Profile picture of the author HeySal
      Originally Posted by warnerrandolph View Post

      is this true??
      Of course not - just keep posting. Put a couple of good healthy hours into it here and then you can surprise yourself when you come back in tomorrow.
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      • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
        Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

        Of course not - just keep posting. Put a couple of good healthy hours into it here and then you can surprise yourself when you come back in tomorrow.
        Great advice, as always, Sal.
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      • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
        Originally Posted by warnerrandolph
        is this true??
        Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

        Of course not - just keep posting. Put a couple of good healthy hours into it here and then you can surprise yourself when you come back in tomorrow.
        Yeah, yeah! That's it!

        When HeySal gives advice, you should listen!

        She's a very smart lady and knows her stuff!

        Keep posting, Baby!

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    Did you guys know that when hippos are upset, their sweat turns red?

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    • Profile picture of the author Dave Patterson
      Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

      Did you guys know that when hippos are upset, their sweat turns red?

      Now you do.
      Did you know in order to mark territory they wag their tails while they poop in order to spread it around?

      Now you do.
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        Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

        Did you know in order to mark territory they wag their tails while they poop in order to spread it around?

        Now you do.
        I feel that I have become a better man now that I am equipped with this information .
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      • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
        Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

        Did you know in order to mark territory they wag their tails while they poop in order to spread it around?

        Now you do.
        It looks like this thread is now for those trying to boost their "poop" count. :rolleyes:
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        • Profile picture of the author Dave Patterson
          Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

          It looks like this thread is now for those trying to boost their "poop" count. :rolleyes:
          Nah...we just got off topic and started talking out our a**....
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    We'll get to the bottom of this topic and move on soon...
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    • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
      Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

      We'll get to the bottom of this topic and move on soon...
      Thank goodness. I'm flushed with excitement.
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      • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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        Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

        Thank goodness. I'm flushed with excitement.
        Really? I think I'll be bummed out when we stop talking about it
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    • Profile picture of the author HeySal
      Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

      We'll get to the bottom of this topic and move on soon...

      Um.........

      Topic?

      There was supposed to be a topic?

      That's just weird now.
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    They should make the OT forum subtract post counts, then we could see who has the most negative forum post!
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    • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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      Originally Posted by yukon View Post

      They should make the OT forum subtract post counts, then we could see who has the most negative forum post!
      C-c-c-Combo breaker !

      I bet I could be the furthest in the negative for post counts; but I'd be pooped from the effort.
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    Now I understand the meaning of OMG...
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  • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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    Outlaw Motorcycle Gang?
    Operational Maneuver Group?
    Open Messaging Group?
    Ow, My Groin?
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      Originally Posted by Fernando Veloso View Post



      That's just scary!
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Ah man, I want that pizza. Now I have to go cook, you just made me severely hungry.

    Is that the topic? Make people think they are starving to death? I think my sweat is turning red. It's your fault. Either that or I just took too much astaxathin.
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    Pizza can certainly be the topic. Nothing wrong with pizza.
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Um..........what kinda sh*t are ya thinkin' of wantin' to nuke? I might be up for some fun.
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      Count Chocula will be disappointed to find we've moved past him.
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      • Profile picture of the author HeySal
        Originally Posted by TheInternet View Post

        Count Chocula will be disappointed to find we've moved past him.

        That dude was just a fruit loop anyhow.
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          Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

          That dude was just a fruit loop anyhow.
          You think so? He was always a lucky charm, at least for me.
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          • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
            Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

            You think so? He was always a lucky charm, at least for me.
            I always considered him a chocolate frosted flake.

            Terra
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            • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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              Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

              I always considered him a chocolate frosted flake.

              Terra
              I thought about it, and yeah. that Chex out.
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              • Profile picture of the author TheInternet
                Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

                I thought about it, and yeah. that Chex out.
                I suspect that this entire thread is part of an elaborate viral marketing campaign. The Count is always Raisin Brand awareness in subtle ways.
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                • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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                  Originally Posted by TheInternet View Post

                  I suspect that this entire thread is part of an elaborate viral marketing campaign. The Count is always Raisin Brand awareness in subtle ways.
                  No, no. I can promise you that there are no Trix being pulled in this thread.
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                • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                  Originally Posted by TheInternet View Post

                  I suspect that this entire thread is part of an elaborate viral marketing campaign. The Count is always Raisin Brand awareness in subtle ways.
                  I just think the Count is a coo-coo coco puff!

                  Terra
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                    Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                    I just think the Count is a coo-coo coco puff!

                    Terra
                    Ever since they started giving him sedatives though he has been walking around like a Frankenberry.
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                    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                      Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

                      Ever since they started giving him sedatives though he has been walking around like a Frankenberry.
                      Well, if he ever approaches me, he's getting Nut' n Honey!

                      Terra
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                        Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                        Well, if he ever approaches me, he's getting Nut' n Honey!

                        Terra
                        Ouch, right in the Apple Jacks?
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                        • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                          Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

                          Ouch, right in the Apple Jacks?
                          Haha Joe!

                          Yep! I figure it would only take a couple Kix! :p

                          Terra
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                            Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                            Haha Joe!

                            Yep! I figure it would only take a couple Kix! :p

                            Terra
                            Is that what they refer to as a Special K?
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  • Profile picture of the author John Durham
    Well if we could just develop a "poser seeking missile" that would save alot of manpower. I think we could start with the posers Sal, and move our way up to some of the stuff on Paul's digital cockroach list... We need some target practice before getting that heavy though.


    Ps. Hey Kim looks fun, lets pick on him!
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  • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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    I bet it would hurt more than a Jurassic Park Crunch!

    Had to go obscure to keep this going.
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    • Profile picture of the author HeySal
      Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

      I bet it would hurt more than a Jurassic Park Crunch!

      Had to go obscure to keep this going.

      That's okay - it's gone far enough. We really needed a cereal killer about this time.

      Cherrio!
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      Originally Posted by Bill Farnham View Post

      Is that what they refer to as a Special K?
      Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

      I bet it would hurt more than a Jurassic Park Crunch!

      Had to go obscure to keep this going.
      Absolutely!

      That would be Mr. Wonderful's Surprise!

      Me too Joe, General Mills 1970's

      Terra
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    Perhaps we should move on from Cereal and get a Life, as HeySal suggests?
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

      Perhaps we should move on form Cereal and get a Life, as HeySal suggests?
      I suppose so, I think I'll join her walking down the Rocky Road and look for Moonstones.

      Terra
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    Sounds like a Total waste of an afternoon :p.
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Joe ...um...

    Got any more of that pizza left?
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    Just one slice...

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    lol. thank god for this thread.
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  • Profile picture of the author GMT
    Why does anyone really care about post count? I mean I did make what I felt was a pretty high quality thread that was all but ignored in the main section, so is it a reputation thing or what? I just don't get it. Personally I don't care if a guy(or gal) has 10 posts or 10000, if what he/she's saying is useful that's all that matters to me.
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  • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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    I'm going to assume you mean this thread. Great sentiment; but the whole information overload, take action, never give up bit has been done tons of times in tons of different ways.
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    • Profile picture of the author GMT
      Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

      I'm going to assume you mean this thread. Great sentiment; but the whole information overload, take action, never give up bit has been done tons of times in tons of different ways.
      Yup, that'd be the one, and fair enough. I made it because I read some of the top threads where people were struggling with those type of things, I knew it had probably already been said but figured a fresh take wouldn't hurt. To be perfectly honest though I'd imagine most things on here, in most threads have already been said, but that's fine, i'll just focus on more detail and trying to contribute more quality.
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    • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
      Originally Posted by GMT View Post

      Why does anyone really care about post count? I mean I did make what I felt was a pretty high quality thread that was all but ignored in the main section, so is it a reputation thing or what? I just don't get it. Personally I don't care if a guy(or gal) has 10 posts or 10000, if what he/she's saying is useful that's all that matters to me.
      Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

      I'm going to assume you mean this thread. Great sentiment; but the whole information overload, take action, never give up bit has been done tons of times in tons of different ways.
      In addition to what Joe said, reputation does play into it when you create a long post. A lot of people see a wall of text and decide it looks like too much work to read.

      If you have an established reputation, one where people know your posts are worth reading, a good many of them will read the "wall of text" anyway because they know there's a good chance they will derive value from the post.

      If you'd have broken those big paragraphs up into smaller paragraphs, thus making it seem easier to read, you might have gotten more replies.
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    Best of luck to ya. Anyways, who wants ice cream?

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    • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
      Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

      Best of luck to ya. Anyways, who wants ice cream?
      I love ice cream, but I'm thinking it might not be as punny a topic as cereal. Besides, I just got to the pun party, I was hoping to add my own Crazy Flakes to the conversation.
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      • Profile picture of the author Dave Patterson
        Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

        I love ice cream, but I'm thinking it might not be as punny a topic as cereal. Besides, I just got to the pun party, I was hoping to add my own Crazy Flakes to the conversation.
        You're probably right. But I think it's safe to say if we stick to puns over eating it there's a lot less chance of taking on the appearance of a Chunky Monkey...
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        • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
          True Dave!

          And I bet Thom's out looking for some Moose Tracks.

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          • Profile picture of the author Dave Patterson
            Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

            True Dave!

            And I bet Thom's out looking for some Moose Tracks.

            Terra
            I dunno...I'm thinking he may a little more partial to Heavenly Hash...
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          Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

          You're probably right. But I think it's safe to say if we stick to puns over eating it there's a lot less chance of taking on the appearance of a Chunky Monkey...
          I admit I'm a little overweight, but are you calling me fat? You'd better not pick on me, you'd Butter Pecan someone else instead because I'm no Marshmallow. Besides, I'll be in better shape after going up and down the ladder to repair my Tin Roof Sundae.
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            Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

            I admit I'm a little overweight, but are you calling me fat? You'd better not pick on me, you'd Butter Pecan someone else instead because I'm no Marshmallow. Besides, I'll be in better shape after I repair my Tin Roof Sundae.
            And Gaskill DOUBLE SCOOPS the competition!

            We're on the edge of our seats now folks....
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            Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

            I admit I'm a little overweight, but are you calling me fat? You'd better not pick on me, you'd Butter Pecan someone else instead because I'm no Marshmallow. Besides, I'll be in better shape after going up and down the ladder to repair my Tin Roof Sundae.
            I think Dave was calling you a Chubby Hubby!



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      • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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        Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

        In addition to what Joe said, reputation does play into when you create a long post. A lot of people see a wall of text and decide it looks like too much work to read.

        If you have an established reputation, one where people know your posts are worth reading, a good many of them will read the "wall of text" anyway because they know there's a good chance they will derive value from the post.

        If you'd have broken those big paragraphs up into smaller paragraphs, thus making it seem easier to read, you might have gotten more replies.
        Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

        I love ice cream, but I'm thinking it might not be as punny a topic as cereal. Besides, I just got to the pun party, I was hoping to add my own Crazy Flakes to the conversation.
        What a Cluster of advice and puns this thread is producing!
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      • Profile picture of the author HeySal
        Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

        I love ice cream, but I'm thinking it might not be as punny a topic as cereal. Besides, I just got to the pun party, I was hoping to add my own Crazy Flakes to the conversation.
        Blame the ice cream thing on Terra's reference to "rocky road". That really is a stupid name for ice cream. Really.
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    Thom the tincture man... one of these days we gotta get all these people in the same room. Im not too interested in the main marketing cruises and hotel weekends... but I could really dig an off topic weekend, you guys are cool!
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      Originally Posted by John Durham View Post

      Thom the tincture man... one of these days we gotta get all these people in the same room. Im not too interested in the main marketing cruises and hotel weekends... but I could really dig an off topic weekend, you guys are cool!
      I Sherbet that would be an interesting gathering! I'm down.

      Everyone needs to come to Orlando and we can tear up the town.
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    I wouldnt mind going rock hunting with Sal, or sitting around trying to whittle out some picks with Dennis maybe out of some bull horn or something and talking for hours. listening to him and Dave rib each other back and forth...

    Only difference is, in a real world off topic setting... getting "Booted" over a political debate might have a new meaning. lol

    This is a great group here.

    Jim is still missing though... sorry to bring it up but that is bothersome. I know there isnt much anyone can do to get an answer...
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      Originally Posted by Usmile View Post

      count me in, at least an addition to our exposure
      Isn't exposure a crime?

      Originally Posted by warnerrandolph View Post

      is this true??
      Gibb-smack!

      Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

      Nah...we just got off topic and started talking about dumbasses
      Calibanned.

      Originally Posted by l@ttemonarck View Post

      hoping post can be give away. .. TRUE specially having 4k
      You have to give away posts first, then they come back ten-fold. Just like those cash-gifting letters. Go ahead, give it a try.

      Originally Posted by flyviral View Post

      lol. thank god for this thread.
      Did you miss the part where the bar doesn't put up with religious or political discussion?

      So let's recap. We've covered rules, dumbasses, pizza, cereal, killers, drinks, fatties, history, politics and religion.

      Now THAT'S an epic thread!
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        Originally Posted by Tina Golden View Post

        So let's recap. We've covered rules, dumbasses, pizza, cereal, killers, drinks, fatties, history, politics and religion.

        Now THAT'S an epic thread!
        True, but I have a feeling this party is just getting started.
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          Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

          True, but I have a feeling this party is just getting started.
          You have no idea. I've been waiting 22 years for an opportunity to participate in an epic pun-based discussion. I feel I am finally among my kind!
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          • Profile picture of the author HeySal
            Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

            You have no idea. I've been waiting 22 years for an opportunity to participate in an epic pun-based discussion. I feel I am finally among my kind!
            Oh my. I think I detect some punishment coming on down the line.
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              Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

              Oh my. I think I detect some punishment coming on down the line.
              Say whaaaa?
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              • Profile picture of the author HeySal
                Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

                Say whaaaa?
                Need a hyphen in that? Pun -- ishment. Okay?

                Just expounding on the wincing agony with which some people regard puns. You won't find that much in the OT though where we're tasteless and humor impaired.
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                • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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                  Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

                  Need a hyphen in that? Pun -- ishment. Okay?

                  Just expounding on the wincing agony with which some people regard puns. You won't find that much in the OT though where we're tasteless and humor impaired.
                  Ooooh. Can't believe I was that slow on the uptake .
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        Originally Posted by Tina Golden View Post


        So let's recap. We've covered rules, dumbasses, pizza, cereal, killers, drinks, fatties, history, politics and religion.
        and we never get tired of regurgitating these subjects every 30 days... There is nothing new under the Warrior sun. All is vanity...
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          Originally Posted by John Durham View Post

          and we never get tired of regurgitating these subjects every 30 days... There is nothing new under the Warrior sun. All is vanity...
          Don't be so sure. I've not found one mention of butt cheek moles.
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            Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

            Don't be so sure. I've not found one mention of butt cheek moles.
            I've been researching niches today. Thanks.
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            Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

            Don't be so sure. I've not found one mention of butt cheek moles.
            Here you go: http://www.warriorforum.com/off-topi...ml#post6045226
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            • Profile picture of the author Tina Golden
              Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

              You won't find that much in the OT though where we're tasteless and humor impaired.
              Oh, there's plenty of tasteless but we don't tolerate the humor-impaired too well.
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                Originally Posted by Tina Golden View Post

                Oh, there's plenty of tasteless but we don't tolerate the humor-impaired too well.
                And yet I've been able to hide out here for over a week heehee .
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                • Profile picture of the author John Durham
                  Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

                  And yet I've been able to hide out here for over a week heehee .
                  You arent outta the water yet..

                  The person who sold me my first motorcycle told me before I drove off "Remember to wear your helmet. Everybody needs it at one time or another. There are only two kinds of bikers, those who are getting ready to learn to respect one and those who already have learned". I knew he meant "the hard way". Basically telling me I was doomed to fall at some point or another.

                  You arent full blooded till you have gotten beat down a few times lol, and at least made a blooming fool of yourself 3 times and stuck your foot in your mouth a minimum of 50.
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            • Profile picture of the author AlisonTaylor
              is this a play on Scrubs the TV show ? I seem to vaguely remember that Dr Elliot was often referred to as molebutt.
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              • Profile picture of the author Dave Patterson
                Originally Posted by AlisonTaylor View Post

                is this a play on Scrubs the TV show ? I seem to vaguely remember that Dr Elliot was often referred to as molebutt.
                No. It's another eel concieved thread of oceanic proportions...

                Dive right in.
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                • Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

                  No. It's another eel concieved thread of oceanic proportions...

                  Dive right in.
                  Oar you knot shore you ice were not sinking of Titanic? -

                  U-boat could be right off-course...
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              • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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                Originally Posted by AlisonTaylor View Post

                is this a play on Scrubs the TV show ? I seem to vaguely remember that Dr Elliot was often referred to as molebutt.
                Kudos on bringing up Scrubs...even if you had to go fishing for the connection.

                We also would have accepted "eeeaaaagggglllllleeeeeee"
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                  Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

                  Kudos on bringing up Scrubs...even if you had to go fishing for the connection.

                  We also would have accepted "eeeaaaagggglllllleeeeeee"
                  Joe, have I ever told you that you're my chocolate bear? We should get together sometime and play Giant Doctor.


                  Edit: Uh, yeah, that probably sounds weird...makes my skin a little clammy just thinking about it.
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                  • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                    Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                    Joe, have I ever told you that you're my chocolate bear? We should get together sometime and play Giant Doctor.


                    Edit: Uh, yeah, that probably sounds weird...makes my skin a little clammy just thinking about it.
                    Yikes!

                    Ewe!!!

                    I bet you just embearassed Joe and yourself! :p

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                      Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                      Yikes!

                      Ewe!!!

                      I bet you just embearassed Joe and yourself! :p

                      Terra
                      As the above song states: "There's nothing gay about it our eyes "

                      ...Maybe you just had to bee there, or watch the show.
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                      • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                        Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

                        As the above song states: "There's nothing gay about it our eyes "

                        ...Maybe you just had to bee there, or watch the show.
                        LOL! I never thought "gay" for a minute, I just wanted to use the animal (ewe) in my post. So I call fowl.

                        Don't you go around Robin me of my animal puns now or I might get Crabby over your Cardinal sin!

                        Terra
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                  • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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                    Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                    Joe, have I ever told you that you're my chocolate bear? We should get together sometime and play Giant Doctor.


                    Edit: Uh, yeah, that probably sounds weird...makes my skin a little clammy just thinking about it.
                    But...if I'm chocolate bear that means I'll be stuck on bottom when we play giant doctor. I'll never have a birds eye view .

                    Oh, and I am now playing this on repeat lol:

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                    • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
                      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                      Joe, have I ever told you that you're my chocolate bear? We should get together sometime and play Giant Doctor.


                      Edit: Uh, yeah, that probably sounds weird...makes my skin a little clammy just thinking about it.
                      Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

                      But...if I'm chocolate bear that means I'll be stuck on bottom when we play giant doctor. I'll never have a birds eye view .

                      Oh my, this thread just took a tern for the worse. If this continues, I'm otter hare.


                      Originally Posted by MoneyMagnetMagnate View Post

                      I sea...there was a pool of fish puns just waiting below the surface - I was having a whale of a time, and was carefully boning up on my school of fish puns...(chum)
                      Did you mean, just wading below...?
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    Lori - I think the 50 household uses for ear wax niche is still wide open, too.
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      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      Lori - I think the 50 household uses for ear wax niche is still wide open, too.
      LOL HeySal!

      But I think Shrek has the corner on that market. :p

      Terra
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        Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

        LOL HeySal!

        But I think Shrek has the corner on that market. :p

        Terra

        Aeeehhhhh - forget Shrek he's a troll.
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    HOW DID THIS SLIDE TO PAGE 2?! THERE ARE PUNS TO MAKE.
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      Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

      HOW DID THIS SLIDE TO PAGE 2?! THERE ARE PUNS TO MAKE.
      Well excuse the heck out of me. I didn't have anything to make one with. Did you bring the tools?

      Speaking of tools - has anyone seen Dave and Kim tonight?
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        Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

        Well excuse the heck out of me. I didn't have anything to make one with. Did you bring the tools?

        Speaking of tools - has anyone seen Dave and Kim tonight?

        No.......
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      Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

      HOW DID THIS SLIDE TO PAGE 2?! THERE ARE PUNS TO MAKE.
      Glad you punted back to page 1!

      Terra
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    Don't have a cow, we can do animals.

    No horsing around though!
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      Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

      Don't have a cow, we can do animals.

      No horsing around though!
      You'll get no bull from me.

      Terra
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        Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

        You'll get no bull from me.

        Terra
        Good. I don't want to have to choke on this pizza I'm wolfing down.
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          Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

          Good. I don't want to have to choke on this pizza I'm wolfing down.
          I had pizza tonight too, and I ain't lion.
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    Fortunately for you folks I'm just dog tired tonight and as gentle as a lamb.

    Oops - guess I should have checked out where Gareth is before I said that!
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    Why is it the guys in this forum go ape over that stuff? You need to quit monkeying around with that junk food.
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      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      Why is it the guys in this forum go ape over that stuff? You need to quit monkeying around with that junk food.
      Well now, that's easy for a chick to say, isn't it? Us guys are used to be henpecked, but the junk food keeps us from doing anything fowl in retaliation.
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        Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

        Well now, that's easy for a chick to say, isn't it? Us guys are used to be henpecked, but the junk food keeps us from doing anything fowl in retaliation.
        Yep - just as easy as it was for an old goat to say what you just did. :p

        Don't butt heads with me -- I'll ram it right back down your throat.
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          Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

          Yep - just as easy as it was for an old goat to say what you just did. :p

          Don't butt heads with me -- I'll ram it right back down your throat.
          Come on Sal, say what you really mean, don't be sheepish. I promise I won't think of you as a baaaa-d girl.

          Well, I otter get back to work. I really need to bear down so I can take it easy tomorrow. Ewe know how it is.
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    Hm, the puns came fast in the wee hours of the morning. Looks like we have slowed to a snails pace since.
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      It was too good a thing to last.
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        Originally Posted by TheInternet View Post

        It was too good a thing to last.
        Buzzkill.

        Anyways, thank God the forum is back to normal! I couldn't bear to be without you guys for much longer.
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        Originally Posted by TheInternet View Post

        It was too good a thing to last.
        What a Jackass.
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        • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
          Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

          What a Jackass.
          Dave, maybe he was just offering himself up as a guinea pig to get things going again. He's probably feeling like Dr. Jackal and Mr. Hide now though.
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            Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

            Dave, maybe he was just offering himself up as a guinea pig to get things going again. He's probably feeling like Dr. Jackal and Mr. Hide now though.
            With that offering, I think it's time to seal the deal on this convention.
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              Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

              With that offering, I think it's time to seal the deal on this convention.
              Aw ... c'mon Dan, we're just horsing around. Don't grouse about it, it could be unhealthy and make you eel.
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                Now boys,

                If you guys start throwing stuff at each other, let me know first so I can duck!

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                Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

                Aw ... c'mon Dan, we're just horsing around. Don't grouse about it, it could be unhealthy and make you eel.
                I swear to Cod, if there's one more bad pun on this thread, I'll ram all your heads together. And I'm not lion.
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                  Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

                  I swear to Cod, if there's one more bad pun on this thread, I'll ram all your heads together. And I'm not lion.
                  Man, what a crab. I don't think you could do it, that would take a lot of mussels, and you look like a shrimp. You'd need someone to kelp you for sure.
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    Hey Whatever -- I think you were really phishing on that one. Watch out or they will fry you, wise cat.

    Come on, Terra - is that owl you can do is hoot about it?
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      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      Hey Whatever -- I think you were really phishing on that one. Watch out or they will fry you, wise cat.

      Come on, Terra - is that owl you can do is hoot about it?
      No, I can say...I am Somebunny and don't go splitting hares over it.

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      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      Hey Whatever -- I think you were really phishing on that one. Watch out or they will fry you, wise cat.
      Blow it out your bass. :p
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        Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

        Blow it out your bass. :p
        You've opened a can of worms, now. Don't bait me. I'll have a whale of a good time on this one.
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          Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

          You've opened a can of worms, now. Don't bait me. I'll have a whale of a good time on this one.
          I'd better duck for cover then.
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          Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

          You've opened a can of worms, now. Don't bait me. I'll have a whale of a good time on this one.
          Is he bugging you?
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    Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

    But you should know...POSTS IN THE OFF TOPIC FORUM DO NOT INCREASE YOUR POST COUNT!
    Just throwing bait for the sharks....
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    • Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

      Just throwing bait for the sharks....
      As long as you don't go overboard, old chum...:p
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        Originally Posted by MoneyMagnetMagnate View Post

        As long as you don't go overboard, old chum...:p
        Old chum?? Not just (yuck) chum - but old chum?

        You are going to give him a whale of an inferiority complex. It's okay though, I'm sure you didn't do that on porpoise.
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        • Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

          Old chum?? Not just (yuck) chum - but old chum?

          You are going to give him a whale of an inferiority complex. It's okay though, I'm sure you didn't do that on porpoise.

          Abalone...I don't need your seal of approval, you otter see that...it was just a fluke -

          I could see the puns were floundering...cannery one fathom that?
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          Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

          Old chum?? Not just (yuck) chum - but old chum?

          You are going to give him a whale of an inferiority complex. It's okay though, I'm sure you didn't do that on porpoise.
          I wouldn't be too sure about that -- it might have been a sucker punch.

          Don't let him buffalo you, Sal. At best he was trying to badger him, IMO (in my opposum). I heard him crow about it at the Oyster Bar.
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            Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

            I wouldn't be too sure about that -- it might have been a sucker punch.

            Don't let him buffalo you, Sal. At best he was trying to badger him, IMO (in my opposum). I heard him crow about it at the Oyster Bar.
            Would have loved to have been a fly on the wall for that one. I can just see those tulips a flapping now. Probably hawking a new ebook.
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              Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

              Would have loved to have been a fly on the wall for that one. I can just see those tulips a flapping now. Probably hawking a new ebook.
              If ewe gnu what was said it would boar ewe. Either that or ewe would be stork raven mad at what you were heron. Yak, yak, yak ... it's hard to swallow so many lice.
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    Feeling fishy huh?
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    this post count thing really sucks...
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      Originally Posted by flyviral View Post

      this post count thing really sucks...
      flyviral, this is now a pun thread. Make a pun, or be struck down. We're currently on animals.
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      • Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

        flyviral, this is now a pun thread. Make a pun, or be struck down. We're currently on animals.
        I sea...there was a pool of fish puns just waiting below the surface - I was having a whale of a time, and was carefully boning up on my school of fish puns...(chum)

        But it seems I have hit dry land - how did this evolve?
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    Man, we really are dragon the animal thing along...
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

      Man, we really are dragon the animal thing along...
      Yeah, I was thinking it was beginning to tapir off.

      Terra
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        Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

        Yeah, I was thinking it was beginning to tapir off.

        Terra
        Ya'll just yak me up...
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          Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

          Ya'll just yak me up...
          Well, we are just trying to panda to the lowest common denominator....
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            Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

            Well, we are just trying to panda to the lowest common denominator....
            Well then,

            Carry on, my deer.

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    It is looking pretty grizzly now and then. Knat to say that it's something you wouldn't expect here in the OT. I have to quit talking so much. I'm just feeling too horse to continue.
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      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      It is looking pretty grizzly now and then. Knat to say that it's something you wouldn't expect here in the OT. I have to quit talking so much. I'm just feeling too horse to continue.
      What?

      HeySal quit talking?

      Well, I can't gopher that!

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    Owl believe that when it starts rainin' cats and dogs!!
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    Hm, I wonder how I can weasel in a new pun topic?
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      Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

      Hm, I wonder how I can weasel in a new pun topic?
      I don't know, Joe. It looks like folks are starting to find this boaring.
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        Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

        I don't know, Joe. It looks like folks are starting to find this boaring.
        Joe might find that a little hard to Swallow, Dan, maybe you could give it a little Goose to make it exciting again.

        Terra
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          Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

          Joe might find that a little hard to Swallow, Dan, maybe you could give it a little Goose to make it exciting again.

          Terra
          Why, honeybee, I think I just did.
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            Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

            Why, honeybee, I think I just did.
            Oh, haha!

            I toadally get it.

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        Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

        I don't know, Joe. It looks like folks are starting to find this boaring.
        Rhino what you mean; but I'm not ready for this thread to end .
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          Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

          Rhino what you mean; but I'm not ready for this thread to end .
          Eel keep it going, Joe. I promise you we eel.
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    • Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

      Hm, I wonder how I can weasel in a new pun topic?
      Well...there is this town in Austria, with a funny name, (I swear) and a lot of possibilities :rolleyes:
      Or maybe I should say...a lot of different punsitions to take...:rolleyes:
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  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
    I was having some misgibbons about this thread, but after a cup okapi I can see I had no claws for concern. I do like my refreshments. I'm enjoying a Coca-Koala now.
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    Ducking hell, this thread is really getting on my tits. It skinks to high heaven. I always gnu it would, in fact I toad you so earlier.
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    Sigh. Looks like my turn up to bat again. Just can't think of anything to say. I've been overtaken by sloth. Nighty-night.
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    • Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      Sigh. Looks like my turn up to bat again. Just can't think of anything to say. I've been overtaken by sloth. Nighty-night.
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        Originally Posted by MoneyMagnetMagnate View Post

        Well, that seals the deal on an excellent morning!
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          Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

          Well, that seals the deal on an excellent morning!
          Noes!!!!!

          At least we have one REALLY funny thread!!!!
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          Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

          Well, that seals the deal on an excellent morning!
          I agree. That clip was simply poultry in motion.
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            Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

            I agree. That clip was simply poultry in motion.

            I didn't go apes over it, myself. It was too much monkey business for me. :p

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  • Coca-Koala ? :rolleyes:

    Say 'Hello' to my "Little Friend"!
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    Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

    Sigh. Looks like my turn up to bat again. Just can't think of anything to say. I've been overtaken by sloth. Nighty-night.
    That's OK Sal, alpaca couple extra puns into this post so ewe won't egret going to bed and playing possum. I understand, when you need to catch 40 skinks, nothing else will do. I hope you have pheasant dreams.

    Speaking of dreams, I dreamt the other night that I was choking a big bird and couldn't kill it. I was screaming, "Die ya rhea." Say that three times real fast.

    Nighty-night, deer.
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    Originally Posted by smith10 View Post

    Hi

    Is there any way to decrease my post count?
    People are starting to expect me to know stuff because of my post count
    Another jackass.
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      Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

      Another jackass.
      And copycat!:rolleyes:

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      Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

      Another jackass.
      Jackass is pretty right, so is copycat - link spammer I believe.

      He might have thought he was clever - but agate what he's doing and reported it.

      It's just very feral. Don't prey on us, dude. You might get bit.
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        Seems way too many jackasses are posting in our beloved OT just to drop lynx!

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    Originally Posted by smith10 View Post

    Hi

    Is there any way to decrease my post count?
    People are starting to expect me to know stuff because of my post count
    Come now, I think you might be lion...
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    I decided to ferret through his profile and it is quite obvious he knows nothing.

    Now for something completely different...

    Who the hell is "alexmobile" and how is he always one of the last 10 people to view a profile?
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      Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

      I decided to ferret through his profile and it is quite obvious he knows nothing.

      Now for something completely different...

      Who the hell is "alexmobile" and how is he always one of the last 10 people to view a profile?
      What are you driving at?

      Terra
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        Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

        What are you driving at?

        Terra
        Just talk.
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    Maybe a undercover mod? You had beast be on your best beehiveiour.....the steaks are way too high.
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    I kept wondering why the main forum seemed so lacking in intelligence in the last few days... Now I know... You all came here and did not send me the memo!!!
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      Originally Posted by tpw View Post

      I kept wondering why the main forum seemed so lacking in intelligence in the last few days... Now I know... You all came here and did not send me the memo!!!
      Uh-oh. Cat's out of the bag guys!
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        Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

        Uh-oh. Cat's out of the bag guys!
        Oh no! I butterfly out of here. Wait!

        It's your beast of burden Joe, no worries for the rest of us.

        Terra
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          Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

          Oh no! I butterfly out of here. Wait!

          It's your beast of burden Joe, no worries for the rest of us.

          Terra
          Wha......... You are absolutley Terra-bull.
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          • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
            Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

            Wha......... You are absolutley Terra-bull.
            Uh huh! Not by the hare of my chinny chin chinchilla!

            Wait, did I just say I had a hairy chin?

            Umm, never mind...slinks off all embearassed.

            Terra
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      • Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

        Uh-oh. Cat's out of the bag guys!
        Well...it's better than the other way around

        On second thought...I could use some new strings for my tennis racquet :rolleyes:
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    • Profile picture of the author TheInternet
      Originally Posted by tpw View Post

      I kept wondering why the main forum seemed so lacking in intelligence in the last few days... Now I know... You all came here and did not send me the memo!!!
      I don't think you understand the breadth of your error in this post. Missing intelligence will be the yeast of your problems if you don't use some sort of bun while posting here. You knead to get with the program.

      I egret nothing
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      • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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        Originally Posted by TheInternet View Post

        I don't think you understand the breadth of your error in this post. Missing intelligence will be the yeast of your problems if you don't use some sort of bun while posting here. You knead to get with the program.

        I egret nothing
        Oh, are we moving on to bread? Ryet, I'm OK with that.
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        • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
          Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

          Oh, are we moving on to bread? Ryet, I'm OK with that.
          Well, if we move on to bread, our post count will be slow rising, dough.

          Terra
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        • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
          Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

          Oh, are we moving on to bread? Ryet, I'm OK with that.
          I'll just say you're awfully quick to jump ship and I'll loave it at that.
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          • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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            Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

            I'll just say you're awfully quick to jump ship and I'll loave it at that.
            I'm known for having a short attention span...ooh look! A bagel!

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            • Profile picture of the author Bill Farnham
              How you guys are able to sandwich in bread puns between the animal puns and the next round of puns is a Wonder to me.
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              • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
                Originally Posted by Bill Farnham View Post

                How you guys are able to sandwich in bread puns between the animal puns and the next round of puns is a Wonder to me.
                You might say we were born and bread for it.
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                • Profile picture of the author Bill Farnham
                  Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

                  You might say we were born and bread for it.
                  Yea, you guys are on a roll...:rolleyes:
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                  • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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                    Originally Posted by Bill Farnham View Post

                    Yea, you guys are on a roll...:rolleyes:
                    Ciabatta believe it.
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                  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
                    Originally Posted by Bill Farnham View Post

                    Yea, you guys are on a roll...:rolleyes:
                    That's because we've done a good job of keeping the crumbs out.
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                    • Profile picture of the author Bill Farnham
                      Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

                      That's because we've done a good job of keeping the crumbs out.
                      You just allow the upper crust in here, uh? :p
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                      • Profile picture of the author TheInternet
                        Originally Posted by Bill Farnham View Post

                        You just allow the upper crust in here, uh? :p
                        I doubt you can rise to upper crust on a bunch of half-baked puns.
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                        • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
                          Originally Posted by TheInternet View Post

                          I doubt you can rise to upper crust on a bunch of half-baked puns.
                          Oh, you ain't seen muffin yet.
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                          • Profile picture of the author TheInternet
                            This thread waffles on the nature of its puns, so you never gnoe what's going to happen.
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  • Profile picture of the author adam2526
    i love this group, i need to up my post count.
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    • Profile picture of the author Dave Patterson
      Originally Posted by adam2526 View Post

      i love this group, i need to up my post count.
      *snicker*.....
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      • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
        Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

        *snicker*.....
        Oh look!

        Dave's a laughing hyena. :p

        Terra
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      Originally Posted by adam2526 View Post

      i love this group, i need to up my post count.
      Just bear with us for a little bit. I promise the number updates for you every few hours :rolleyes:.
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  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
    Originally Posted by tpw View Post

    I kept wondering why the main forum seemed so lacking in intelligence in the last few days... Now I know... You all came here and did not send me the memo!!!
    Bill, you're not allowed to post in this thread unless you include at least one bad pun in your comment. Right now we're on animals of all kinds -- fish, fowl, and insects are also acceptable. Please honor the evolution of the thread or we will calf to beatle ewe until you cowply with our rules.
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  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
    Wheat a minute, we're on bread puns now?

    I doughnut know if I have any of those...
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  • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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    It's a pandoro box of puns in here.

    Look it up. I had to.
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

      It's a pandoro box of puns in here.

      Look it up. I had to.
      If I don't, does that mean I'm toast?

      Terra
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      • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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        Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

        If I don't, does that mean I'm toast?

        Terra
        You'd breader believe it.
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  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    So now we've gone from animal buns to bread buns.

    Some of them having me roll-ing on the flour laughing.

    Some of them though, would make Homer Simpson say DOUGH!!!
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    • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
      Originally Posted by Bill Farnham View Post

      You just allow the upper crust in here, uh? :p
      Good one!

      Yeah, it's the yeast we can do.
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Bread puns aren't so much of a PITA. I love the sheet..........

    But there's a raisin I'm starting to wonder if I should clear my cookies or eat them.
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      Bread puns aren't so much of a PITA. I love the sheet..........

      But there's a raisin I'm starting to wonder if I should clear my cookies or eat them.
      If you you love eating cookies, I could pile mine in a stack, tell my assistant to baguette and send it over in a flatbread truck.

      Terra
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      • Profile picture of the author Bill Farnham
        I got this in an email today and thought I'd pass it along to you guys because obviously you folks can't get enough puns.

        It's just one pun after another. Some are good, some not so much...
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        I changed my i Pod name to Titanic . It's syncing now .

        When chemists die, they barium .

        Jokes about German sausage are the wurst .

        A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran .

        I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid . He says he can stop any time .

        How does Moses make his tea ? Hebrews it .

        I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Than it dawned on me .

        This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore .

        A guy got arrested for playing the guitar. For fingering A minor .

        I'm reading a book about anti-gravity . I can't put it down .

        I did a theatrical performance about puns . It was a play on words .

        They told me I had type A blood , but it was a Type- O.

        A dyslexic man walks into a bra .

        PMS jokes aren't funny, period .

        Why were the Indians here first ? They had reservations .

        Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory . I hope there's no pop quiz .

        Energizer bunny arrested . Charged with battery .

        I didn't like my beard at first . Then it grew on me .

        How do you make holy water ? Boil the hell out of it !

        Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils ?

        When you get a bladder infection , urine trouble .

        What does a clock do when it's hungry ? It goes back four seconds .

        I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger . Then it hit me !

        Broken pencils are pointless .

        I tried to catch some fog . I mist.

        What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary ? A thesaurus .

        England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .

        I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest .

        I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx .

        All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen . Police have nothing to go on .

        I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough .

        Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes .

        Velcro - what a rip off !

        Cartoonist found dead in home . Details are sketchy .

        Venison for dinner ? Oh deer !

        Earthquake in Washington obviously government's fault .

        I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure .

        Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
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    so this does not up my post count
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    • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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      Originally Posted by adam2526 View Post

      so this does not up my post count
      Hope that didn't pancake your dreams of jumping to 1,000 posts without contributing.
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      • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
        Yes, Adam, and tell the truth now.

        No waffling!

        Terra
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    Increase my killing power? hmmm
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    • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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      Originally Posted by Domonkoz View Post

      Increase my killing power? hmmm
      You think you can just roll into this thread and not contribute a pun? Or banana bread?

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  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
    Did you hear about the dumb guy that had to be told multiple times that posts in the OT forum don't count? He had a crumby memory.
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

      Did you hear about the dumb guy that had to be told multiple times that posts in the OT forum don't count? He had a crumby memory.
      Either that or he was a few slices short of a loaf to begin with. :p

      Terra
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      Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

      Did you hear about the dumb guy that had to be told multiple times that posts in the OT forum don't count? He had a crumby memory.
      Is that tweetable?
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      • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
        Originally Posted by waterotter View Post

        Is that tweetable?
        You can twy, but I hope you don't muffin it.
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        • Profile picture of the author waterotter
          Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

          You can twy, but I hope you don't muffin it.
          This is stuffin' I kneaded to know. As for muffin it up - that's ok dough, as I know this kinda stuffin' crepes up on ya without help of any yeast. :p
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          • Profile picture of the author Bill Farnham
            This thread is pasta the point of making any sense. :confused:
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            • Profile picture of the author waterotter
              Originally Posted by Bill Farnham View Post

              This thread is pasta the point of making any sense. :confused:
              Not for us breadwieners.
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            • Profile picture of the author waterotter
              Originally Posted by Bill Farnham View Post

              This thread is pasta the point of making any sense. :confused:
              Penne for your thoughts. :p
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            • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
              Originally Posted by Bill Farnham View Post

              This thread is pasta the point of making any sense. :confused:
              I think we pasta that point pages ago, but it still makes me gigli.
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              • Profile picture of the author TheInternet
                I think we can get some more milleage out of this rye thread. Mortar the point, we have the powder to switch to an equally entertaining topic if we run this one into the ground.
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              • Profile picture of the author Bill Farnham
                Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

                I think we pasta that point pages ago...
                Noodling that around a bit I'm strained to say otherwise.
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                • Profile picture of the author HeySal
                  Originally Posted by Bill Farnham View Post

                  Noodling that around a bit I'm strained to say otherwise.
                  After that whole list of puns, you're probably driving your wife crazy. Don't fudge the lines and stretch things too far or you will rubber the wrong way.
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    These puns are spiraling out of control...
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Someone else started the bread puns and now we're panforte.

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    This thread was beginning to see its end...orzo I thought...
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  • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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    I guess I better make a pun to stop the impenneding drop to the second page this thread is experiencing.
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

      I guess I better make a pun to stop the impenneding drop to the second page this thread is experiencing.
      I marble at your persistence, cupcake!

      Terra
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      • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
        Speaking of puns, I love this story!


        My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.

        Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

        After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it.
        The job was only so-so anyhow.

        Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was exhausting.

        I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn't cut it.

        I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.

        My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't note worthy.

        I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.

        Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried, but I just didn't fit in and felt like a heel.

        I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

        I thought about becoming a witch, so I tried that for a spell.

        I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.

        My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit, because it was always the same old grind.

        After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a historian, until I realized there was no future in it.


        Terra
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      • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
        Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

        I marble at your persistence, cupcake!

        Terra
        You're good at this! This one's for you...

        What's Cooking?

        What a nut Meg was, at yeast moist of the thyme. Lately, she hadn't been feeling too spicy though. She wasn't blueberry often so Anna and I decided we kneaded to pepper up.

        We blended our money and bought her a tall flouring plant. The aroma was lite and delicatessen. It seemed to a peel to her, she perked up right away.

        Meg asked "what should I name it? What would you cauliflower?" Anna said "beets me, but it's so tall and stately it should be something dignifried."

        I told Meg she could cut it down if she thought it needed shortening. She said she'd take carrot it later. She wanted to do something fun now and said "lettuce go to the beach and later rent a movie."

        Anna said she couldn't go to the beach now but would ketchup to us later and help pickle out a movie. Meg wanted to know rye Anna couldn't go to the beach so I told her the last time we were there some dillwitted meathead tried to pecan us and a cactus with grape force.

        Anna's usually polite, always saying her peas and frank you's, but this guy really steamed her and she boiled over. She tossed some sand in his eyes just as the lifeguard looked over and he thought she was the truffle maker. He told her to loave and not rechurn. He was going to ban Anna for 60 days.

        We tried to explain that he a salted us thirst but the guard said if we wanted to file a gravyance we'd butter put it in writing and send it in a plain vanilla envelope. That was parsley for the course.

        Meg said he may have forgot about it or might not be on duty so we should just go anyway. Anna had mixed emotions thinking it was a half baked idea. She said "I yam not sure about this, but let's go see what will turnip."

        "Great" Meg replied, "let's not deli here any longer, let's go before it gets too crawdad and there's no where to pork the car."

        As it turned out the lifeguard was there and told us we couldn't stay. We made something up about not wanting to stay, we just wanted to see if the kiwi lost was turned in. He said to wait and he'd go rind out for us but we left and got a movie. Fried Green Tomato's.

        Tell the truth now, orange you glad this story's over?
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        • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
          Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

          You're good at this! This one's for you...

          What's Cooking?

          What a nut Meg was, at yeast moist of the thyme. Lately, she hadn't been feeling too spicy though. She wasn't blueberry often so Anna and I decided we kneaded to pepper up.

          We blended our money and bought her a tall flouring plant. The aroma was lite and delicatessen. It seemed to a peel to her, she perked up right away.

          Meg asked "what should I name it? What would you cauliflower?" Anna said "beets me, but it's so tall and stately it should be something dignifried."

          I told Meg she could cut it down if she thought it needed shortening. She said she'd take carrot it later. She wanted to do something fun now and said "lettuce go to the beach and later rent a movie."

          Anna said she couldn't go to the beach now but would ketchup to us later and help pickle out a movie. Meg wanted to know rye Anna couldn't go to the beach so I told her the last time we were there some dillwitted meathead tried to pecan us and a cactus with grape force.

          Anna's usually polite, always saying her peas and frank you's, but this guy really steamed her and she boiled over. She tossed some sand in his eyes just as the lifeguard looked over and he thought she was the truffle maker. He told her to loave and not rechurn. He was going to ban Anna for 60 days.

          We tried to explain that he a salted us thirst but the guard said if we wanted to file a gravyance we'd butter put it in writing and send it in a plain vanilla envelope. That was parsley for the course.

          Meg said he may have forgot about it or might not be on duty so we should just go anyway. Anna had mixed emotions thinking it was a half baked idea. She said "I yam not sure about this, but let's go see what will turnip."

          "Great" Meg replied, "let's not deli here any longer, let's go before it gets too crawdad and there's no where to pork the car."

          As it turned out the lifeguard was there and told us we couldn't stay. We made something up about not wanting to stay, we just wanted to see if the kiwi lost was turned in. He said to wait and he'd go rind out for us but we left and got a movie. Fried Green Tomato's.

          Tell the truth now, orange you glad this story's over?
          Well yes Dennis,

          But more importantly, I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me. :p

          Terra
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    I don't have a pun filled story; but I do have a pun based Twitter account I'm following:

    @omgthatspunny
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  • Profile picture of the author KimW
    For some reason I just got a case of the munchies......
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      Originally Posted by KimW View Post

      For some reason I just got a case of the munchies......
      Cinnamon Berry Pie and Vanilla Bean Ice Cream work for you...?
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Originally Posted by KimW View Post

      For some reason I just got a case of the munchies......
      Well,

      You could put a piece of beef between two pieces of bread and have a bull-only sandwich.

      But stay away from naked bananas, they lack a-peel!

      Terra
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      Originally Posted by KimW View Post

      For some reason I just got a case of the munchies......
      A whole case? I usually settle for a six-pack.
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        Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

        A whole case? I usually settle for a six-pack.
        That's very wise because heavy drinkers put the quart before the hearse.

        Terra
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        • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
          Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

          That's very wise because heavy drinkers put the quart before the hearse.

          Terra
          You're crackering me up!

          What you wrote is not only funny, but it's got a grain of truth to it too.
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          Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

          That's very wise because heavy drinkers put the quart before the hearse.

          Terra
          Silly Terra. You mean the cart before the house. (*Falls Off Stool*)

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    Berry much so!
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      Originally Posted by KimW View Post

      Berry much so!
      We better get back to being punny...
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    Watt,you didn't think that was bright enough?
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    Is it time to goose this thread?
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      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      Is it time to goose this thread?


      My post count isn't high enough yet.
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      • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
        Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post



        My post count isn't high enough yet.

        LOL Joe!

        But I think she meant goose as in a pinch in the bootie to get it going.

        Terra
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          Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

          LOL Joe!

          But I think she meant goose as in a pinch in the bootie to get it going.

          Terra
          Oh, but my misinterpretation allowed me to use a meme. Other people's pictures are the only source of comedy I have...
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            Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

            Oh, but my misinterpretation allowed me to use a meme. Other people's pictures are the only source of comedy I have...
            Oh, well then, here's another someone else's picture you could have used.



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    If you want to continue with the puns, gopher it, Joe.
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      Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

      If you want to continue with the puns, gopher it, Joe.
      I would; but any ideas I might have had have gone down the toilet.

      It's sad to say it; but I think I'm pooped.

      S***!
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  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
    Take a deep breath, Joe. Flush that negativity out of your system. Envision it going down the drain. You'll soon be back to your old Charmin self again.
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      Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

      Take a deep breath, Joe. Flush that negativity out of your system. Envision it going down the drain. You'll soon be back to your old Charmin self again.
      And you can wipe that smile off your face.
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      • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
        Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

        And you can wipe that smile off your face.
        What?! And deprive you of my porcelain white greeting? I'd have to be a real stinker to do that.
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    Alright, I'm good. Didn't mean to get pissed off like that!
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    GUYS LOOK! A BUNNY!

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    I feel all I have to say about this subject is a bunch of piddley little crap so I'll just butt out for awhile.
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      Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

      What?! And deprive you of my porcelain white greeting? I'd have to be a real stinker to do that.
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      I feel all I have to say about this subject is a bunch of piddley little crap so I'll just butt out for awhile.
      Guys, toilet jokes are over. LOOK AT THE CUTE BUNNY. I literally made this face when I found that .gif on Reddit:

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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      I was going to post something but decided against it incase someone replied, Urine idiot.

      Assnine I know, butt it is what it is. :p

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  • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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    Fine, toilet jokes instead of bunnies . Relevant picture!

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  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
    I don't know who authorized pictures to be substituted for puns, butt I plumb think it's cheating, even if the pics are very bunny.

    Tank you.
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Here you go Joe,

      I flushed out the best of both for ya.



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        Is WF moving like an albatross for anyone else?
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        • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
          Originally Posted by TheInternet View Post

          Is WF moving like an albatross for anyone else?
          Yes, it's tanking for me, the timing has gone to pot.

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        Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

        Here you go Joe,

        I flushed out the best of both for ya.



        Terra
        Silly bunny! You don't belong in the toilet. Go take a bath:

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          Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

          Silly bunny! You don't belong in the toilet. Go take a bath:

          But then I'll need a



          and it might malfunction!



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    The main forum is resembling diarrhea lately.
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    New here So hello guys =D
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    I was at a cash machine the other day when a little old lady came up to me and asked to check her balance. So I pushed her over.
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    lol, i am amazed this thread is still going strong? Is this even legal?
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      Originally Posted by TheProgrammer View Post

      i don't think so.
      You don't think so........what?
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        Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

        You don't think so........what?
        He doesn't think the thread is legal .
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          Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

          He doesn't think the thread is legal .





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        Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

        You don't think so........what?
        Apparently he's programmed not to think. :rolleyes:

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    GAHHH!

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  • Profile picture of the author John Durham
    Bumping this important thread. Please dont forget to thank me.

    Reminds me of a litle two step song a friend wrote, that I was always jealous of the hook ;

    "Friends dont drive friends - To drinkin".
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      Originally Posted by John Durham View Post

      Bumping this important thread. Please dont forget to thank me.
      Now that you mention it, what is the deal right now?

      Puns?
      cats?
      Pics?

      Ahh what the hell. I create a new trend.

      Mustaches.
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        Originally Posted by Fernando Veloso View Post

        Now that you mention it, what is the deal right now?

        Puns?
        cats?
        Pics?

        Ahh what the hell. I create a new trend.

        Mustaches.
        This thread might be a dead Walrus at times, but we'll get a Handlebar on it and Pencil in a Dali appointment for good humor and puns.
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        Originally Posted by Fernando Veloso View Post

        Mustaches.
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      Originally Posted by Big Rob View Post

      Hey Mr, how did you do that? :p:p
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    I see you Eddie murphy.... I know who you are.... you the f--- you man right? I see all your movie....
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    another lazy weekend...no isea what to do...any (funny) suggestions?
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    The fertilizer business is a growing industry.
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    I went shopping today for some camouflage pants, but couldn't find any.
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    A pirate walks up to the bar.

    The bartender notices the pirate has a ships wheel in the waistband of his pants.

    Bartender says " Uh, ya know you got a ships wheel in your pants?"

    Pirate says" AARGH! I know, Its driving me nuts!"
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  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    My friend has a butler who's had his left arm amputated. Serves him right.
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    So....the topic of the day is corn?
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    • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
      Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

      So....the topic of the day is corn?
      Yep. Ear's some more.

      Q What small red and whispers?
      A A hoarse radish.
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      Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

      So....the topic of the day is corn?
      The kind whut dont grow at all on rocky top.
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    My tap dancing career came to a horrible end when I fell into the sink.
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    Today I got a complement on my driving. They left a note on the windscreen saying "Parking Fine".
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    My other friend asked me if I'd heard of Pavlov. I said the name rings a bell.
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    Always borrow money from a pessimist. They never expect you to repay them.
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    Someone stole the toilet from the local police station. Detectives have nothing to go on.
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    I used to date an anaesthetist. She was a local girl.
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    The other day someone left some plasticine outside my door. i didn't know what to make of it.
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    When I was at school the teacher asked me "What does surrender mean?". I said "I give up".
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    Today I backed a horse at 20 to 1. It finally came in at quarter past five.
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    I'm currently reading a book called "The History Of Glue". I can't put it down.
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    A bloke walks into the doctor's surgery with a strawberry growing out of his head. The doctor gave him some cream to put on it.
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    I'm on an all whisky diet. I've lost three days so far.
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    Thank you very much, you've been a terrific audience.

    I hope to see you all again next time I'm in town.

    Goodnight!
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  • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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    Dammit, came too late to break up the combo!
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    Obviously, we need a bump.
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    • Profile picture of the author Dave Patterson
      Originally Posted by adsenseguideforu View Post

      Friend,
      Post in a off topic forum does not increase post count.

      adsenseguideforu
      Yeah...we know!
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      • Profile picture of the author TheInternet
        Posts in this forum make you cooler. Not reading the OP, however, is anti-cool and will turn you into a living flame.

        Well, not living for long.
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          Originally Posted by TheInternet View Post

          Posts in this forum make you cooler. Not reading the OP, however, is anti-cool and will turn you into a living flame.

          Well, not living for long.
          Hmmmm....I see it more as a HUGE sucking vortex but, whatever.
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            Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

            Hmmmm....I see it more as a HUGE sucking vortex but, whatever.
            I like to see the vortex as half full of burning spammers.
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    • Profile picture of the author Lori Kelly
      Originally Posted by adsenseguideforu View Post

      Friend,
      Post in a off topic forum does not increase post count.

      adsenseguideforu
      WHAT? I'm outta here.
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      • Profile picture of the author John Durham
        Originally Posted by Lori Kelly View Post

        WHAT? I'm outta here.
        No wonder I dont have 6,000 posts and 27,000 thanks.... What I have on paper has not been adding up. This is preposterous!


        ....and shame on Dave for creating this vortex of deception! Taking advantage of hard working spammers...sheesh!
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    Something something something PUN!
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    • Profile picture of the author Big Rob
      Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

      Something something something PUN!
      It finally dawned on me why you look so doggone familiar...
      You are Billy Donovans doppelganger. Are you secretly coaching gators men basketball, whilst being a chronic poster of funny pictures?



      Now go post on the "People often say I look like..." thread
      Go Gators!
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        Originally Posted by Big Rob View Post

        It finally dawned on me why you look so doggone familiar...
        You are Billy Donovans doppelganger. Are you secretly coaching gators men basketball, whilst being a chronic poster of funny pictures?



        Now go post on the "People often say I look like..." thread
        Go Gators!
        Let me check how he did last year before I take credit for that lol. The only thing I vividly remember about him is how he was hired by the Magic right before Van Gundy and bailed out.
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    Why should we increase our post ?
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    • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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      Originally Posted by mbitsol View Post

      Why should we increase our post ?
      Dude, no one told you?! You get paid $10 a post here man. But you only get to cash out at post 1,000. I've made $20,000 this year alone just by talking on the forum!
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    This is my first warrior post :confused:

    [Question] I couldn't find how to do the boost post counts...
    [Answer] I did a google search and now I know.

    Google is so smarrt I don't neeed two no antything :p
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  • Profile picture of the author junglekid
    after really deep study of this thread ,after hour and hours of deep research i am still quite confused and I am not sure if posting in this thread would increase my post count or not so here I am posting to test it .I see some people here with thousands of posts worried their post count is 2 low .How should I feel with a post count of only ONE?
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      Originally Posted by junglekid View Post

      after really deep study of this thread ,after hour and hours of deep research i am still quite confused and I am not sure if posting in this thread would increase my post count or not so here I am posting to test it .I see some people here with thousands of posts worried their post count is 2 low .How should I feel with a post count of only ONE?
      POSTS IN THE OFF TOPIC FORUM DO NOT INCREASE YOUR POST COUNT!

      Now how do you feel...?
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        Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

        POSTS IN THE OFF TOPIC FORUM DO NOT INCREASE YOUR POST COUNT!

        Now how do you feel...?

        Oh no...not again!
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    i see .my post count did not go up.where shoul I post so that my post count WILL go up or do i have to pay for that also here in the Warrior forum?
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    From Reddit (too long to post as a picture...).

    All the Puns!
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      Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

      From Reddit (too long to post as a picture...).

      All the Puns!

      Okay, now thats a bit much there feller, dont you think you need to tame that there down a bit? Have you had your meds today?
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        Originally Posted by John Durham View Post

        Okay, now thats a bit much there feller, dont you think you need to tame that there down a bit? Have you had your meds today?
        Adderall is a hell of a drug
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    Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

    Adderall is a hell of a drug
    Wish I had a prescription myself... Freaks me out that 7 year kids are on it though and spending half their life walking around that way. Back when I was younger, I snorted things that were less powerful. Its really a shame if you ask me that they put kids on stuff like that.

    Sorry to get all solemn on ya!
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      Originally Posted by John Durham View Post

      Wish I had a prescription myself... Freaks me out that 7 year kids are on it though and spending half their life walking around that way. Back when I was younger, I snorted things that were less powerful. Its really a shame if you ask me that they put kids on stuff like that.

      Sorry to get all solemn on ya!
      I'm right there with ya. Had to hesitate and think about it before making the joke. It's definitely not something I would want given to me, over medication is not the answer to the problems these kids have today if you ask me...

      Got really serious in here now.
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      • Profile picture of the author John Durham
        Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

        I'm right there with ya. Had to hesitate and think about it before making the joke. It's definitely not something I would want given to me, over medication is not the answer to the problems these kids have today if you ask me...

        Got really serious in here now.
        I hear ya... but at least we are boosting our post count and gaining more warrior dollars... We just earned 20 bucks a peice posting that stuff!

        If only more newbies knew about this!

        Plus I thanked you twice- Bonus For you!
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  • Profile picture of the author highhopes
    Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

    But you should know...POSTS IN THE OFF TOPIC FORUM DO NOT INCREASE YOUR POST COUNT!
    Oh no it`s not!
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      Oh yes it is!
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        do you think so?
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        • Profile picture of the author HeySal
          Originally Posted by highhopes View Post

          do you think so?
          So are your hopes any more normal when they aren't high? I mean are they like balloon on the ceiling high or just passed a fattie kicked back high?
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            Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

            So are your hopes any more normal when they aren't high? I mean are they like balloon on the ceiling high or just passed a fattie kicked back high?
            I do HOPE so!
            One day though, I woke up hopeful of all the things i wanted to do that day, then as the day grew older so did my hopes of hopefulness diminish, as I could feel the anguish and panic starting to dash any hope of me ever believing i could attain the impossible hopeless task before me in a twinkling of an eye, Sal!
            I hope you understand Sal? Yes, yes the balloon is an apt description, high as a kite, (um, balloon) one day then inflated....that is why I am highhopes personified!!!
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            • Profile picture of the author Big Rob
              Originally Posted by highhopes View Post

              I do HOPE so!
              One day though, I woke up hopeful of all the things i wanted to do that day, then as the day grew older so did my hopes of hopefulness diminish, as I could feel the anguish and panic starting to dash any hope of me ever believing i could attain the impossible hopeless task before me in a twinkling of an eye, Sal!
              I hope you understand Sal? Yes, yes the balloon is an apt description, high as a kite, (um, balloon) one day then inflated....that is why I am highhopes personified!!!
              Dude, I would have to hit a hog leg before I could understand that.
              Thanks for turning on the blender and breaking the off switch...
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              Originally Posted by Big Rob View Post

              Dude, I would have to hit a hog leg before I could understand that.
              Thanks for turning on the blender and breaking the off switch...
              Dude, it's a secret message.

              Originally Posted by highhopes View Post

              I do HOPE so!
              One day though, I woke up hopeful of all the things i wanted to do that day, then as the day grew older so did my hopes of hopefulness diminish, as I could feel the anguish and panic starting to dash any hope of me ever believing i could attain the impossible hopeless task before me in a twinkling of an eye, Sal!
              I hope you understand Sal? Yes, yes the balloon is an apt description, high as a kite, (um, balloon) one day then inflated....that is why I am highhopes personified!!!
              d-E-s-t-r-o-y-a-l-l-h-u-m-a-n-s



              Holy crap, he is a subliminal affiliate for old video games .
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                  Originally Posted by proxybuy View Post

                  ddd, very good thread
                  What does the ddd mean?
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                    Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

                    What does the ddd mean?
                    I think it might be bot for "hey, check out my links, dude."
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                        Originally Posted by Bill Farnham View Post

                        Dagnabbit, Stan Van Gundy! You and that other Basketball coach ( Billy Donovan posing as Joe) Are hijacking this thread!

                        Back on topic in this off topic thread, or I unleash the Soup Nazi!

                        P.S. Billy, a.k.a "Joe", obviously has his whole team posting with him.
                        88 in a day is just unfathomable.

                        P.S. Part deux, I just realized this is not my thread, Carry on!

                        note to self: No more caffeine after 2pm
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                      Banned
                      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

                      I think it might be bot for "hey, check out my links, dude."
                      Do they make a Rosetta Stone for bot language? Might have to get on that when I master Spanish...
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                  • Profile picture of the author Big Rob
                    Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

                    What does the ddd mean?
                    Its part of the alien invasion, like "biddy,biddy,bit..Buck rogers"

                    One more hit and I'm calling MIB
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                  • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                    Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

                    What does the ddd mean?
                    Da dumb dude?

                    Terra
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                    • Profile picture of the author Big Rob
                      Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                      Da dumb dude?

                      Terra
                      Eureka! I found it!

                      It Stands for....

                      DAH-DOOT-TAH-DOO,

                      oh crap,nevermind, I added a letter, and quoted Carlos Mencia,
                      crap, stealing comedy from an unfunny comedian...



                      -
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                      • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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                        Originally Posted by Big Rob View Post

                        oh crap,nevermind, I added a letter, and quoted Carlos Mencia,
                        crap, stealing comedy from an unfunny comedian...



                        -

                        Who stole those jokes from other comedians .
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  • Profile picture of the author Big Rob
    When you say "fattie", you are talking about milk and cookies,aren't you?
    (-Richard Pryor).
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      Originally Posted by Big Rob View Post

      When you say "fattie", you are talking about milk and cookies,aren't you?
      (-Richard Pryor).
      Nope. She's means the kind thats safe around open flames...
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      • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
        Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

        Nope. She's means the kind thats safe around open flames...
        In fact, it works better when a flame is applied to it.
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  • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
    Banned
    If only that was 88 in a day. I could be the forum's top poster by the end of the year .

    Then I would reveal myself as as Billy Donovan, the Florida Gators basketball program, the 2004 New England Patriots, and of course Po Stobinson, all posting under one account.
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    I want to steal a cheesecake. And that's not funny either.
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  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    Where did my cheesecake go? It was here a minute ago.
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    So that blind people can hate them as well.
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    • Profile picture of the author TheInternet
      Did the cheesecake ever really exist? Important philosophical questions exist here.
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        Originally Posted by TheInternet View Post

        Did the cheesecake ever really exist? Important philosophical questions exist here.
        Evidence suggests that it did...

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      • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
        Originally Posted by TheInternet View Post

        Did the cheesecake ever really exist?
        Arrgh!!! Now you're messing with my head to try and distract me. You're obviously in cahoots with the thief who I believe has a name that rhymes with PayPal.
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        • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
          Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

          Arrgh!!! Now you're messing with my head to try and distract me. You're obviously in cahoots with the thief who I believe has a name that rhymes with PayPal.
          Are you sure about that thief?




          Terra
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          • Profile picture of the author Big Rob
            Oh, The Cheesecake Factory at Millenia Mall Orlando ROCKS!

            Sometimes it takes 90 minutes wait, worth it every time

            My Favorite Dish:
            Chicken Madeira


            Our most popular chicken dish! Sautéed Chicken Breast Topped with Fresh Asparagus and Melted Mozzarella Cheese. Covered with Fresh Mushroom Madeira Sauce and Served with Mashed Potatoes.

            YUM
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            • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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              Originally Posted by Big Rob View Post

              Oh, The Cheesecake Factory at Millenia Mall Orlando ROCKS!

              Sometimes it takes 90 minutes wait, worth it every time

              My Favorite Dish:
              Chicken Madeira


              Our most popular chicken dish! Sautéed Chicken Breast Topped with Fresh Asparagus and Melted Mozzarella Cheese. Covered with Fresh Mushroom Madeira Sauce and Served with Mashed Potatoes.

              YUM
              90 minutes? Holy hell. I went there once (last Valentines Day actually) and didn't wait at all. During the dinner rush too.
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              • Profile picture of the author highhopes
                Originally Posted by Big Rob View Post

                Dude, I would have to hit a hog leg before I could understand that.
                Thanks for turning on the blender and breaking the off switch...
                Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

                Dude, it's a secret message.



                d-E-s-t-r-o-y-a-l-l-h-u-m-a-n-s



                Holy crap, he is a subliminal affiliate for old video games .
                Ha ha I like your style guys very good!
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            Banned
            Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

            Are you sure about that thief?




            Terra
            Ms. Winfrey feels that this is a low blow

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            • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
              Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

              Ms. Winfrey feels that this is a low blow




              Terra
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        • Profile picture of the author HeySal
          Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

          Arrgh!!! Now you're messing with my head to try and distract me. You're obviously in cahoots with the thief who I believe has a name that rhymes with PayPal.
          Wow - my name is a subliminal suggestion! Kewl - now pay up everyone -. Just to be real and generous, I'll even let ya pick a product out in exchange for the support. Now is THAT a deal or what?

          Hey Whatever.........you can come and look for your cheesecake - but I can promise you that you won't find it here *belch*
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    Nice information are gather here. Thanks all.
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  • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
    Banned
    Now you're just making her mad...

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  • Profile picture of the author Dave Patterson
    Ok...that's IT!

    Leave Oprah alone.
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    Banned
    Did we go too far?

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    Too late...she already heard.











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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Um....Terra? Are you smoking your guy's cancer meds? I knew that you bought way more than he'd need. Now we can see why. Ah well - an ounce of prevention...........
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    • Profile picture of the author Dave Patterson
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      Um....Terra? Are you smoking your guy's cancer meds? I knew that you bought way more than he'd need. Now we can see why. Ah well - an ounce of prevention...........
      She hasn't been the same since she hung up her hat...
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      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      Um....Terra? Are you smoking your guy's cancer meds? I knew that you bought way more than he'd need. Now we can see why. Ah well - an ounce of prevention...........
      A friend of mines brother got his license to open medical weed farm in Michigan last year.He went from driving a '83 Corrolla that he literally had to push into his brothers driveway, To a Land Rover Discovery.Paid in CASH.
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      Um....Terra? Are you smoking your guy's cancer meds? I knew that you bought way more than he'd need. Now we can see why. Ah well - an ounce of prevention...........
      Haha!

      Well, it's Thom's fault. He's the one who gave me the er, recipe ingredient amounts. And well, it was cheaper in bulk!

      Terra
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      • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
        Mmmmmm!

        Now I'm hungry!



        But I had better...



        Terra
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  • Profile picture of the author Fernando Veloso
    I'm on a ....



    But I know it's a dead end over here.

    Go on, you weirdos.
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Originally Posted by Fernando Veloso View Post

      I'm on a ....



      But I know it's a dead end over here.

      Go on, you weirdos.



      Hey! We're not



      Terra
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      Originally Posted by Fernando Veloso View Post

      I'm on a ....



      But I know it's a dead end over here.

      Go on, you weirdos.
      Get outta here. This is Colbert's thread.

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  • Profile picture of the author Fernando Veloso
    Annoying question: anyone up for a drink later on? I buy.

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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Sure - I want a bottle of Asti. I'm sure Terra will want to split that one with me. It's the U of M drink of choice.
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      Sure - I want a bottle of Asti. I'm sure Terra will want to split that one with me. It's the U of M drink of choice.
      Absolutely!!

      Count me in!

      Terra
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    • Profile picture of the author Dave Patterson
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      Sure - I want a bottle of Asti. I'm sure Terra will want to split that one with me. It's the U of M drink of choice.
      Just noticed a bottle sitting on my kitchen counter this morning and have NO idea where it came from. :confused:
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      • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
        Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

        Just noticed a bottle sitting on my kitchen counter this morning and have NO idea where it came from. :confused:
        Was it empty or full?

        That will help us decide whether we help you figure it out or not.

        Terra
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        • Profile picture of the author Dave Patterson
          Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

          Was it empty or full?

          That will help us decide whether we help you figure it out or not.

          Terra
          Full...but seeing as how there's a college age granddaughter living with us...
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        • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
          Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

          Full...but seeing as how there's a college age granddaughter living with us...
          Well, what are we waiting for then?

          Cheers!



          Terra
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      • Profile picture of the author Big Rob
        Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

        Just noticed a bottle sitting on my kitchen counter this morning and have NO idea where it came from. :confused:
        I would rather have a bottle in front of me...
        than a frontal lobotomy
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  • Profile picture of the author Fernando Veloso
    Hey Hey!!

    No one is allowed to drink and post!
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    • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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      Originally Posted by Fernando Veloso View Post

      Hey Hey!!

      No one is allowed to drink and post!
      I think I need to reset and start from scratch then...
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      • Profile picture of the author Big Rob
        Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

        I think I need to reset and start from scratch then...
        uh,what?

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    • Profile picture of the author HeySal
      Originally Posted by Fernando Veloso View Post

      Hey Hey!!

      No one is allowed to drink and post!
      Awe mannnn - I've been here six years and somoene finally told me that crap? Wow. Yawn, time for a fattie I guess.
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        Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

        Awe mannnn - I've been here six years and somoene finally told me that crap? Wow. Yawn, time for a fattie I guess.
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  • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
    Banned
    Nevermind. RANDOM TOPIC CHANGE!

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  • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
    Banned
    Oh, we're just going to go 24 hours without posting here? Not on my watch.

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  • Profile picture of the author Dave Patterson
    Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

    But you should know...POSTS IN THE OFF TOPIC FORUM DO NOT INCREASE YOUR POST COUNT!
    It's not hard to figure out...
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  • Profile picture of the author s4mudr4
    just commenting this thread to know its true or not..
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  • Profile picture of the author Dave Patterson
    Ok....who left the lights on down here?
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  • Profile picture of the author joerudy1988
    interesting topic
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    • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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      Originally Posted by joerudy1988 View Post

      interesting topic
      How's that sig working out for you?
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  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill


    Roses are are often red
    Violets are usually blue
    "A change of pace," he said,
    "is surely overdue."

    So make a rhyme for us regs
    Who hang out in the bar
    And we'll tap a couple kegs
    And cheer for you, our star!
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  • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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    Rhyming is not my thing.
    I'm not one to rap or wear bling.
    So asking me to play a poet
    is foolish, surely you know it?
    But because I enjoy this thread
    and I'm too lazy to get out of this bed
    I'll try my best to play along,
    at least it's better than us bursting into song.
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    • Profile picture of the author Dave Patterson
      Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

      Rhyming is not my thing.
      I'm not one to rap or wear bling.
      So asking me to play a poet
      is foolish, surely you know it?
      But because I enjoy this thread
      and I'm too lazy to get out of this bed
      I'll try my best to play along,
      at least it's better than us bursting into song.
      Ok Joe....you proved your point.
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      • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
        Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

        Ok Joe....you proved your point.
        Yep!

        Joe's no poet and he did show it so we all would know it.

        Terra
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      Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

      Just so you know, that's the first rap I've EVER listened to, beginning to end...
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        Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

        Just so you know, that's the first rap I've EVER listened to, beginning to end...
        You're one of the lucky ones. I have heard more from "Lil' Wayne" than any human being should ever have to .
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  • Profile picture of the author Big Rob
    I'm the motherflippin...Hai!

    Laughed so hard, I hurt myself.....Steve....
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  • Profile picture of the author Big Rob
    Give me some Old school
    Run-DMC,
    Sir Mix-a-lot,
    LL Cool J,
    Doug E.Fresh,
    or the Beastie Boys
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  • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
    Banned
    (Based on The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air lyrics so read to that beat)

    *Clears Throat*

    In East Orlando not born but raised
    A crappy old Burger King is where I spent most of my days.
    Flipping Burgers, managing kids, thinking I was cool
    Not spending as much time as I should have focusing on School.
    One day I finally realized my life was no good
    something something something neighborhood!
    Took of my name tag and said "I no longer care!"
    "I'm going to work on the internet and become a millionaire!"

    I would browse the WSO section every other day
    continuously telling myself "there must be an easy way"
    It took awhile to realize that no one was giving me a free meal ticket
    So I followed better people and told the scammers to kick it.

    Starting out with services wasn't too bad
    I could balance everything like it was a college class
    If this is what working online would be like
    Then I had no qualms, I would be alright.


    ...I'm too lazy to finish.
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    • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
      Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

      blah blah blah...
      "I'm going to work on the internet and become a millionaire!"
      Kinfolk said "Joe move away from there"
      Said "Californy is the place you ought to be"
      So he loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly.
      Hills, that is. Swimmin pools, movie stars.
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    I got my hat...on.
    I got my boots...dusty.
    I wanna do a cowboy
    Yippie yi Yippi yi

    Or close enough anyhow.
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  • Profile picture of the author AllenBrayan
    You just made me upset. I have a question for you, does posting in the off topic section get us backlinks ? If yes, then I have no problem as long as I am getting a good backlink for my keyword.
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    • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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      Originally Posted by AllenBrayan View Post

      You just made me upset. I have a question for you, does posting in the off topic section get us backlinks ? If yes, then I have no problem as long as I am getting a good backlink for my keyword.
      You've got to be kidding me.
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      • Profile picture of the author Dave Patterson
        Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

        You've got to be kidding me.
        Should we tell him NOTHING this far below ground can be detected...?
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      • Profile picture of the author AllenBrayan
        Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

        You've got to be kidding me.
        This isn't a joke bro, I'm for real. Will I get any benefit from SEO point of view if I post anything in the off topic forum ? I'm new to internet marketing, will appreciate your feedback. Thanks.
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        • Profile picture of the author Big Rob
          Originally Posted by AllenBrayan View Post

          This isn't a joke bro, I'm for real. Will you get any benefit from SEO point of view if we post anything in the off topic forum ? I'm new to internet marketing, will appreciate your feedback. Thanks.
          Dude,

          The only benefit of being here in the basement (the off topic forum) is solely for entertainment purposes.

          The order of the day here in the OT is shenanigans and tomfoolery.

          I suggest you pick up a copy of Paul Myers Paul's Handy Little Guide to the Warrior Forum and also read the sticky on the main board New members: Read This

          This should answer your questions and if not, repeat after me:

          "Welcome to WAL MART"
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          • Profile picture of the author HeySal
            Originally Posted by Big Rob View Post

            Dude,

            The only benefit of being here in the basement (the off topic forum) is solely for entertainment purposes.

            The order of the day here in the OT is shenanigans and tomfoolery.
            ..............
            Are you serious? I never order shenanigans and tomfoolery. I'd much rather have Asti and a cheeseburger.
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            • Profile picture of the author Big Rob
              Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

              Are you serious? I never order shenanigans and tomfoolery. I'd much rather have Asti and a cheeseburger.
              Asti? as in Spumante?

              Me thinks certain plant material has altered thine tastebuds.

              In my brief employ many moons ago as a assistant sous chef, we referred to that wine as...

              Nasty-spumante.

              Make it Dom Perignon and Chateau Brignon , Now you're talking
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              • Profile picture of the author HeySal
                Originally Posted by Big Rob View Post

                Asti? as in Spumante?

                Me thinks certain plant material has altered thine tastebuds.

                In my brief employ many moons ago as a assistant sous chef, we referred to that wine as...

                Nasty-spumante.

                Make it Dom Perignon and Chateau Brignon , Now you're talking
                Well - yeaaaahh. Dom definitely is the kick but...........

                Dom is for serious drinking.......
                Asti is the preferred sub for beer, soda, kool-aid....um, well you get the drift.

                However - since I have offended your more refined taste, I will gladly accept however many cases of Dom you would like to send to me in a sincere charity effort to help me acquire some grace, class, and culture.
                Around 5 of em would do for a start.
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          • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
            Originally Posted by Big Rob View Post

            Dude,
            The order of the day here in the OT is shenanigans
            Blatant sexism!!!! What about henanigans?

            and tomfoolery.
            Who is Tom Foolery? Is he related to Bill Posters?
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            • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
              Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post


              Who is Tom Foolery? Is he related to Bill Posters?
              I don't know about Bill Posters, but Tom Foolery is great friends with John Barleycorn. They're practically tied at the hip.
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        • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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          Originally Posted by AllenBrayan View Post

          This isn't a joke bro, I'm for real.
          I'd say you are decidedly not for real. Is that your website in your sig? Because the diction and level of competency that is being displayed far outdoes what you are showing here.

          Originally Posted by AllenBrayan View Post

          Will I get any benefit from SEO point of view if I post anything in the off topic forum ? I'm new to internet marketing, will appreciate your feedback. Thanks.
          Nope, because I wouldn't count on your posts being around for long down here. Oh, and you answered my question for me. "I'm new to internet marketing" means "that's not my site".

          Read the rules my dude.
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          • Profile picture of the author Big Rob
            Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

            Is that your website in your sig? Because the diction and level of competency that is being displayed far outdoes what you are showing here.
            I am shocked and dismayed at the level of hostility that you displayed here today.

            We are representing the most prestigious,well respected Internet marketing community on the planet.

            As Diplomats of this distinguished group, we must treat others with respect, and furthermore...excuse me for a minute...whats that? this isn't the main discussion board? oh,crap. this is embarrassing...

            Please disregard the previous statement.

            THIS BE THE OT!

            BELITTLE, BADGER AND HARASS ALL WHO DARE TO ENTER!

            FIRE WHEN READY, GRIZZLY!


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    Hey, thanks Bill that is very informative!
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    It's got to be more fun then working on my garage roof.
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      Originally Posted by hgnis View Post

      It's got to be more fun then working on my garage roof.
      I wouldn't bet on it.
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    would be awesome Thom!
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    bummer! too funny
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  • Profile picture of the author waterotter
    Well,

    A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet Potato, which they called 'Yam'.

    Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.

    When it was time, they told her about the facts Of life.

    They warned her about going Out and getting Half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato', and end up with a bunch of tater tots.

    Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get Her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her!

    But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato either.

    She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her shoestring cousins.

    When she went off to Europe, Mr. And Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out
    for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland and the greasy guys from France called the French fries.

    And, when she went out West, to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped...

    Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, 'Frito Lay'.

    Mr. And Mrs. Potato sent Yam to PEI P.U. (that's Potato University ) so that when she graduated she'd really be in the Chips.

    But in spite of all they did for Her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Peter Mansbridge.

    Peter Mansbridge!

    Mr. And Mrs. Potato were very upset.

    They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Peter Mansbridge because he's just.......

    Are you ready for this?


    Are you sure?

    *

    *


    OK!

    *

    Here it is!

    *

    *
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    A COMMONTATER :p



    Info for those who are not Canadian, Peter Mansbridge is the CBC nightly news anchor.
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    • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
      Originally Posted by waterotter View Post


      A COMMONTATER :p


      Info for those who are not Canadian, Peter Mansbridge is the CBC nightly news anchor.

      After reading that, I plucked my own eyes out with my thumbs. Just sayin'...
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        Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

        After reading that, I plucked my own eyes out with my thumbs. Just sayin'...
        Great, reminded me of a bad 80s movie. Some karate thingy.

        Now I want KFC mash potatoes and gravy.

        I hear they eat gravy on fries somewhere.

        Hmmm. Was it Pittsburgh?
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    Is this thread still going? I hope to increase my post count.
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    (Someone alert Joe that we have a new trend...STAT!!!)
    WHY DID NO ONE ALERT ME?!
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    • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
      Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

      WHY DID NO ONE ALERT ME?!
      Nobody listens to me, Joe.
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      Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

      WHY DID NO ONE ALERT ME?!
      Well jeez - YOU left. We just thought you slipped out the back Jack - or made a new plan Stan.............there must be 50 ways to leave this forum

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  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
    Way to kill the thread with a Pink Floyd song, Terra...
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      Way to kill the thread with a Pink Floyd song, Terra...
      Well, I could think of worse ways to be killed.:p

      Terra
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      • Profile picture of the author Fernando Veloso
        Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

        Well, I could think of worse ways to be killed.:p

        Terra
        Lady Gaga?
        Aerosmith?
        Bananarama?
        BackStreetBoys?
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        • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
          Originally Posted by Fernando Veloso View Post

          Lady Gaga?
          Aerosmith?
          Bananarama?
          BackStreetBoys?
          How about ABBA?

          Help me...I'm going stark raving mad and seriously considering poking out my eardrums!!!

          That kind of worse.

          Hey! Aerosmith is awesome!

          Terra
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    And once again it's time for our irregularly scheduled public service announcement...


    Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

    POSTS IN THE OFF TOPIC FORUM DO NOT INCREASE YOUR POST COUNT!
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      Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

      A tisket
      A tasket
      I'm weaving freaking baskets.
      (*drool*)
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    Prison walls are never built to scale.
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    Give a man a stolen credit card & he'll eat like a king for a day. Teach a man to phish & he'll be set for life. -- Ancient Nigerian proverb
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    Man. You really had to dig back a ways to find somewhere to post that gem, eh?
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    No effort is too great.
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    Are you people STILL here...?

    (You too Joe!)
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      You rang?

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      • Profile picture of the author Dave Patterson
        Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

        You rang?

        Terra
        No, actually I farted but it does have a ring to it with the titanium hip joint..
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          Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

          No, actually I farted but it does have a ring to it with the titanium hip joint..
          ROFL!

          Well, that really rings the bell now, doesn't it?

          Yikes! Who moved the bin of clothes pins?

          Terra
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    Couldn't be helped, Dave - someone left the lights on. Glad we came in to investigate though - there's still a full case of Asti under the bar. Good grief we're getting sloppy.
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  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
    Is this the thread where we post to boost our "thanked" count?

    I can tell a joke if that helps. Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Three. Ha ha!
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      Hold up Dennis!

      Was it three roads or three chickens? Or was it three thanks you were expecting/predicting/fishing for?

      Terra
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      • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
        Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

        Or was it three thanks you were expecting/predicting/fishing for? Terra
        Now that he's the King of the internet, he believes he's entitled to three times as much as us plebs.
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      • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
        Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

        Hold up Dennis!

        Was it three roads or three chickens? Or was it three thanks you were expecting/predicting/fishing for?

        Terra
        Crazy lady ... if I were fishing I'd have told a fishing joke. If I were predicting I'd have told a joke about a psychic chicken. And if I were expecting anything I'd have told a joke about a pregnant chicken.

        But I told a joke (such as it was) about a chicken crossing the road. It should be obvious I was in a coma at the time. :rolleyes:


        By the way, did you guys see Joe's new avatar? He's not eating the brontosaurus leg anymore. He's sitting on the porcelain throne reading a book.
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          Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

          He's sitting on the porcelain throne reading a book.
          Does that make him the new King Of The Internet?
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          • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
            Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

            Does that make him the new King Of The Internet?
            Hmm... not sure, but he can have it. It's not easy being King. I shall abdicate the throne to avoid any controversy or confusion.

            All hail King Joe, long live the King!




            PS - Joe, don't forget to flush your throne.
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    Talk about a slow day on WF But it's a fun day anyway. Have fun!
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    Hey, uh, I got turned around somewhere around page three or four. How the hell do I get outta here?
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      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      Hey, uh, I got turned around somewhere around page three or four. How the hell do I get outta here?
      You can check out any time you want, but you can never leave.
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      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      Hey, uh, I got turned around somewhere around page three or four. How the hell do I get outta here?
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  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
    Well, it's about time you added pictures to something today, Joe.
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      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      Well, it's about time you added pictures to something today, Joe.
      I added pictures to Monster Thread 2000 (yes, I named it). It just took awhile. I haven't been doing pictures as much lately though, I feel like I'm off my game. So I'm going to work on getting back on my "A" game.
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    Nice share.
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    That's nice for Joe that they have plumbing in Florida now.
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      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      That's nice for Joe that they have plumbing in Florida now.
      So that's what happened to Joe The Plumber.
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        Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

        So that's what happened to Joe The Plumber.
        What? He got flushed out of the throne?

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      Originally Posted by yukon View Post

      Ha ha that's a good one, where'd you find it?
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    ahh **** that sucks. i came just for that purpose. it sucks i have illegitimate questions about various WSOs that i don't want to post in the thread and i can never pm, suck sucks sucks

    last time on the off topic forum since i just learned its useless for post count
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      Originally Posted by sexyandiknowit View Post

      ahh **** that sucks. i came just for that purpose. it sucks i have illegitimate questions about various WSOs that i don't want to post in the thread and i can never pm, suck sucks sucks

      last time on the off topic forum since i just learned its useless for post count
      Uh, that's not very sexy. :rolleyes:

      Terra
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      Originally Posted by sexyandiknowit View Post

      ahh **** that sucks. i came just for that purpose. it sucks i have illegitimate questions about various WSOs that i don't want to post in the thread and i can never pm, suck sucks sucks

      last time on the off topic forum since i just learned its useless for post count
      I'm chopfallen!

      How will we ever get along without you?
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    I'm King? Well, I'll make you guys regret that decision. Muahahahahahahaha.
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    I hope this count because i need it
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      Hope away darling, hope away.

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      Originally Posted by Don Collier View Post

      I hope this count because i need it
      With such a well thought out, eloquent argument, I'm sure the Mods will credit you with an extra 10 posts.
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        Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

        With such a well thought out, eloquent argument, I'm sure the Mods will credit you with an extra 10 posts.
        Or all the accrued posts in this thread so far. That bumps him up to almost 600!
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    Joe: your presence is requested is the useless skills thread. Please be prompt.
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      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      Joe: your presence is request is the useless skills thread. Please be prompt.
      On the way!
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  • Profile picture of the author John Durham
    Man this thread was so inspiring Dave, I just wanted to thank you for the contribution because I really feel it changed my life.... The content in this thread is GOLD.

    Just wanted to say thanks man, someday Im gonna pay you back for all your thread has done for me.
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      Originally Posted by John Durham View Post

      Man this thread was so inspiring Dave, I just wanted to thank you for the contribution because I really feel it changed my life.... The content in this thread is GOLD.

      Just wanted to say thanks man, someday Im gonna pay you back for all your thread has done for me.
      It's OK John....you already have.
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      • Profile picture of the author Daniel Elss
        is this the thread where u post anything that doesn't mean anything for anyone only to increase post count so a guy can thank and pm:p
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        • Profile picture of the author Dave Patterson
          Originally Posted by danoe2 View Post

          is this the thread where u post anything that doesn't mean anything for anyone only to increase post count so a guy can thank and pm:p
          Yes, but there is a small fee....
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            Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

            Yes, but there is a small fee....
            If you apply now, you get the two for one thanks bonus!
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            Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

            Yes, but there is a small fee....
            I thought you said 'smell pee'
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              Originally Posted by ThomM View Post

              I thought you said 'smell pee'
              I'm such a sucker for puns and word play. :p
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              Originally Posted by ThomM View Post

              I thought you said 'smell pee'
              I thought he said "smell fee", and this had turned into one of those new fangled scratch and sniff threads.
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                Originally Posted by John Durham View Post

                I thought he said "smell fee", and this had turned into one of those new fangled scratch and sniff threads.
                I just had a visual of Paul moderating that type of thread!

                Now I gotta clean the coffee out of my keyboard.. AGAIN! Thanks JD.
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                  Originally Posted by Khemosabi View Post

                  I just had a visual of Paul moderating that type of thread!

                  Now I gotta clean the coffee out of my keyboard.. AGAIN! Thanks JD.
                  I hope your avatar isn't scratch and sniff, Khemo...
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                    Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                    I hope your avatar isn't scratch and sniff, Kemo...
                    Dan,

                    Now that was a coffee spewer right there.

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    ty, need to creater a topic with a picture so i need posts
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    Achoo!

    Oops, look what was under the rug...
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    Was I just made the butt of a joke?
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      Originally Posted by Khemosabi View Post

      Was I just made the butt of a joke?
      Oh good. I didn't come in at the tail end of the next pun spree.
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        Originally Posted by Joseph Robinson View Post

        Oh good. I didn't come in at the tail end of the next pun spree.
        Another pun spree?

        Toot Toot! Bottoms up!

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        Originally Posted by Joseph Robinson View Post

        Oh good. I didn't come in at the tail end of the next pun spree.
        I couldn't bear this thread going to the bottom of the list!
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          Originally Posted by Khemosabi View Post

          I couldn't bear this thread going to the bottom of the list!
          We wouldn't derriere let that happen as that would be a farse, full moon or not.

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            Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

            We wouldn't derriere let that happen as that would be a farse, full moon or not.

            Terra
            It would end up like junk in the trunk!
            Sorry, I seem to be falling behind on this thread!
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            Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

            We wouldn't derriere let that happen as that would be a farse, full moon or not.

            Terra
            You even said "moon", lol yer a po-it and dont know it...

            Gosh does this thread ever "End"?
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    All these animal butt puns are asinine.
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      Originally Posted by Micah Medina View Post

      All these animal butt puns are asinine.
      I like all the puns, although I admit I sometimes get pooped trying to come up with good ones.
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        Originally Posted by Joseph Robinson View Post

        I like all the puns, although I admit I sometimes get pooped trying to come up with good ones.
        Joe, you crack me up. I'd thank you but I'm wiped out for the day.

        (oh, man, those were crappy...)
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          Originally Posted by smileverse View Post

          I think its not correct because some of my posts will be in the off topic form but i had get counted that post.
          You should be emailed a secret code since you've posted in this thread. There is a list of 20 steps that tells you how to find out where that code goes. Once you enter it, all of your posts in this section will count. It's a special forum hack that only the cool members get to hear about .

          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

          Joe, you crack me up. I'd thank you but I'm wiped out for the day.

          (oh, man, those were crappy...)
          I'd comment on the quality of those puns, but I like you and don't want you to be the butt of any of my jokes.
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            Originally Posted by Joseph Robinson View Post

            I'd comment on the quality of those puns, but I like you and don't want you to be the butt of any of my jokes.
            I'm not a big fanny of them either so let this be the rear-end of them. Or would that be too cheeky?

            Terra
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    I think its not correct because some of my posts will be in the off topic form but i had get counted that post.
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    Well, I didn't get much done today, I feel like a bum! I think I'll go have myself a Hineyken!
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      Guys, I have just read a great interview about business and nowadays startups with Jason Fried http:// url removed so your spam doesn't get traffic from me quoting you once your post is deleted
      Speaking of asses, I think spammers are asses.
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    This is so funny.
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    I also don't see any assets in being a spammer, dung gone it.
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      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      I also don't see any assets in being a spammer, dung gone it.
      It's really crappy that they keep interrupting our thread.
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        Originally Posted by Joseph Robinson View Post

        It's really crappy that they keep interrupting our thread.
        I think "crappy" is too lowbrow of a word from someone who now goes by Joseph. Please edit your post with "excrementy."
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          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

          I think "crappy" is too lowbrow of a word from someone who now goes by Joseph. Please edit your post with "excrementy."
          Forgive me for having such a potty mouth .
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          • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
            Originally Posted by Joseph Robinson View Post

            Forgive me for having such a potty mouth .
            How derriere you succumb to Dan's attempts to parse your sentence!

            Terra
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        Originally Posted by Joseph Robinson View Post

        It's really crappy that they keep interrupting our thread.
        They don't know that they'll have their a$$ in a wringer!
        Makes the mods have hot crossed buns!
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    Really - it was just a piddly little post by some never-will-be peeon. Just ignore it - nothing to streak your undies over.
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      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      Really - it was just a piddly little post by some never-will-be peeon. Just ignore it - nothing to streak your undies over.
      But sometimes those spam posts don't get deleted like they should, and they become a permanent skidmark on this epic thread .
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        Originally Posted by Joseph Robinson View Post

        But sometimes those spam posts don't get deleted like they should, and they become a permanent skidmark on this epic thread .
        Skidmarks are rarely permanent, as I bunderstand it.
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    ooooh, look its a flying elephant ! !
    (just to change the subject)
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Ah Jeez - Joseph let Dumbo out again. He's just so Goofy.
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    • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      Ah Jeez - Joseph let Dumbo out again. He's just so Goofy.
      Oh man, it makes me disney just thinking about it. I walt not forget the last time it happened.
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    • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      Ah Jeez - Joseph let Dumbo out again. He's just so Goofy.
      I think he's taking the Mickey out of the rest of us.
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    How odd, I was checking my Disney thread right before this! I guess It's a Small World After All!
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      Originally Posted by Joseph Robinson View Post

      How odd, I was checking my Disney thread right before this! I guess It's a Small World After All!
      I'm starting to think you may be Goofy...
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        Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

        I'm starting to think you may be Goofy...
        I think you must still be Sleepy, Doc! I'm sure you meant Dopey. You've got to get it right, or Joe may go Grumpy on us!

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    Just testing if they actually don't increase posts counts....
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      Originally Posted by i580n View Post

      Just testing if they actually don't increase posts counts....
      I banish you to 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea. To all of you trying to attach me to a character, I'll think of a comeback Tom-Morrow .

      Oh yeah, we've hit my bread and butter pun-wise.
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        Originally Posted by Joseph Robinson View Post

        I banish you to 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea. To all of you trying to attach me to a character, I'll think of a comeback Tom-Morrow .

        Oh yeah, we've hit my bread and butter pun-wise.
        Joe,

        You're going too easy on him! He could have loads of fun Under The Sea!


        Try some other punishment.

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  • Profile picture of the author Khemosabi
    I hired a little Mer-maid once, I had to fire her.
    She cleaned house like a fish out of water...
    Budump ba bum!

    {hangs head and goes back upstairs}
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  • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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    Sorry, what were you saying Terra? I hit play and was lost in Fantasyland. You should know better than to put a Disney song in front of me .
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  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
    I'm sure Joe thinks it's Fantasia the way this thread has turned to all things Disney, Fun & Fancy Free and all that, but I think it's An Extremely Goofy MOViE.
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    Now Joe - don't blame Terra if you flubber your work. Nothing to get Sneezy about.
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      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      Now Joe - don't blame Terra if you flubber your work. Nothing to get Sneezy about.
      It's OK, I settled dofter 5 hours of Youtube hopping and kept working on my Florida Project .
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      • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
        Originally Posted by Joseph Robinson View Post

        It's OK, I settled dofter 5 hours of Youtube hopping and kept working on my Florida Project .
        That was an Incredible Journey Joe, I'm glad you got back to work because if not, I would have sent you this...

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          Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

          That was an Incredible Journey Joe, I'm glad you got back to work because if not, I would have sent you this...

          Can't let you distract me this morning: gotta stay on my carousel of progress.
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    • Profile picture of the author Dave Patterson
      Originally Posted by dhenzki View Post

      Oh.. then thank you Mr. Patterson..
      You have to post a picture of yourself standing on your head with a strip of bacon balanced on the bottom of your outstreched tongue or it doesn't work. (Hint: The bacon should be EXTRA crispy or it's an almost impossible task...)
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        Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

        You have to post a picture of yourself standing on your head with a strip of bacon balanced on the bottom of your outstreched tongue or it doesn't work. (Hint: The bacon should be EXTRA crispy or it's an almost impossible task...)
        Challenge considered...
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          Originally Posted by Joseph Robinson View Post

          Challenge considered...
          YOU....must use a turkey leg..
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          • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
            Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

            YOU....must use a turkey leg..
            Dave forgot to add that the turkey leg must still be attached to the turkey, and that that turkey must still be alive.
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              Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

              Dave forgot to add that the turkey leg must still be attached to the turkey, and that that turkey must still be alive.
              And if the turkey is wearing a mini Mickey Mouse beanie, that'll be acceptable too...
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                Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

                Dave forgot to add that the turkey leg must still be attached to the turkey, and that that turkey must still be alive.
                Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

                And if the turkey is wearing a mini Mickey Mouse beanie, that'll be acceptable too...
                You mean that's not how you guys normally precook your turkey? Man, I need to take a cooking class.
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                  Originally Posted by Joseph Robinson View Post

                  You mean that's not how you guys normally precook your turkey? Man, I need to take a cooking class.
                  Isnt it time we stick a fork in this?

                  By the way , in this trick you have to put butter all over your whole body, I think Dave forgot to mention that.
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                  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
                    Originally Posted by John Durham View Post

                    ...in this trick you have to put butter all over your whole body.
                    Eeeeeeek!!!!!

                    (runs from room screaming)
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    zaaaaaaaaaaaaapinggggggooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo
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  • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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    Hauls in 25 gallon tub of butter.

    Let's get freaky.
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    • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
      Originally Posted by Joseph Robinson View Post

      Hauls in 25 gallon tub of butter.

      Let's get freaky.

      Whatever you do, don't let Durham do your back.


      He's got cold hands.
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      • Profile picture of the author waterotter
        Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

        Whatever you do, don't let Durham do your back.


        He's got cold hands.
        Dan, how would you know?! :p
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        • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
          Originally Posted by waterotter View Post

          Dan, how would you know?! :p
          That's between me, John and his coffee cup. Let's just keep it at that.
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          • Profile picture of the author waterotter
            Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

            That's between me, John and his coffee cup. Let's just keep it at that.
            I'll send you the bill,
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            • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
              Originally Posted by waterotter View Post

              I'll send you the bill,
              It's either getting late or I'm tired or both because that one flew over my head. :confused: What are you billing me for? Therapy?
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                Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                It's either getting late or I'm tired or both because that one flew over my head. :confused: What are you billing me for? Therapy?
                LOL, blackmail! You do want this to stay hush, hush?!
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                  Originally Posted by waterotter View Post

                  LOL, blackmail! You do want this to stay hush, hush?!
                  Wow. Shwooooosh. Right over my head.

                  Eh, the secret's out. John has cold hands. His coffee cup is going to be so pissed at me when it finds out.
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                    Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                    Wow. Shwooooosh. Right over my head.

                    Eh, the secret's out. John has cold hands. His coffee cup is going to be so pissed at me when it finds out.
                    THAT went over your head? You must be waaaaaaaaaaaaay short.
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                      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

                      THAT went over your head? You must be waaaaaaaaaaaaay short.
                      Don't belittle Dan! People will think you're small minded and that you have a short temper !
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                    • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
                      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

                      THAT went over your head? You must be waaaaaaaaaaaaay short.
                      Easy, Sal. I don't want to have to cut you down to size...

                      (I'm not very good at this pun stuff.)
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    Am I at 2,000 yet?..

    Damnit
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Thanks for trying to put a little gusto in my life guys. Um........sorry. I don't LIKE little gustos.
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    I'm glad this thread is still alive. The world needs this thread.
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      Originally Posted by TheInternet View Post

      I'm glad this thread is still alive. The world needs this thread.
      Wait, it was dead? ZOMBIE THREAD! THE APOCOLYPSE IS UPON US!

      Now where did I put my chainsaw...
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      • Profile picture of the author TheInternet
        Originally Posted by Joseph Robinson View Post

        Wait, it was dead? ZOMBIE THREAD! THE APOCOLYPSE IS UPON US!

        Now where did I put my chainsaw...
        In retrospect, the tool shed was a less than ideal place to keep the bodies of plague victims.
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        Originally Posted by Joseph Robinson View Post

        Wait, it was dead? ZOMBIE THREAD! THE APOCOLYPSE IS UPON US!

        Now where did I put my chainsaw...
        Chainsaws are to risky. What do you do when you run out of gas?
        May I suggest The Reaper? Zombie Tools | Weapons Catalog | Zombie-Killing Machetes, Swords, Blades
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    The next post will be reply #666
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    I AM THE ANTICHRIST MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Edit: I'm not, but I wanted the post. Hopefully nothing bad happenssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssss

    Joe Died.
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    You've doomed us all.
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    All these marketers here and not one -- not even ONE -- has come up with a good formula for Zombie repellent?
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      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      All these marketers here and not one -- not even ONE -- has come up with a good formula for Zombie repellent?
      Why would you want to repel them? The whole point of being in a zombie apocolypse is to fight them!
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        Originally Posted by Joseph Robinson View Post

        Why would you want to repel them? The whole point of being in a zombie apocolypse is to fight them!
        I'm not on board with that. After awhile it gets to be like swatting flies and it's just an annoyance to have them continually buzzing around you.

        Originally Posted by TheInternet View Post

        Do you see any zombies around?

        A lot of trolls. Guess you have to do something else to get rid of them.
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          Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

          A lot of trolls. Guess you have to do something else to get rid of them.

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      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      All these marketers here and not one -- not even ONE -- has come up with a good formula for Zombie repellent?
      Zombie repellent soap by rudeandreckless on Etsy
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    lol at everyone thinking this actually works.
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    • Profile picture of the author TheInternet
      Originally Posted by Perrymma View Post

      lol at everyone thinking this actually works.
      Do you see any zombies around?
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    Contrary to popular belief,
    There is every reason to believe.
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    Bump. Because some people need help...
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    • Profile picture of the author Kay King
      Dave -

      I think what's needed in the OT is to ban the sigs here as they did for WSO section.

      Most of the useless questions/posts by people with 0 posts seems to be only to add a sig link.

      kay
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        Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

        Dave -

        I think what's needed in the OT is to ban the sigs here as they did for WSO section.

        Most of the useless questions/posts by people with 0 posts seems to be only to add a sig link.

        kay
        Wouldn't mind this change at all. Let's start a movement, or something. Twitter hashtag: #sigsouttathebasement2012 (social media is stupid).
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        Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

        Dave -

        I think what's needed in the OT is to ban the sigs here as they did for WSO section.

        Most of the useless questions/posts by people with 0 posts seems to be only to add a sig link.

        kay
        Great post. I'll reply later. See my sig.
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      • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
        Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

        Dave -

        I think what's needed in the OT is to ban the sigs here as they did for WSO section.

        Most of the useless questions/posts by people with 0 posts seems to be only to add a sig link.

        kay
        Wasn't there a rule once where you had to have a specific number of posts before your sig file would show up?

        If not, I hereby propose that only those with more than 401 posts should have their sig file visible.

        You know it makes sense.
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          I think that's too low - should be 403.
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          • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
            Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

            I think that's too low - should be 403.
            Bugger! That means I'll have to go upstairs again to make another post **.

            EDIT UPDATE. There. Done.
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    14 sites of spamm hahaha. This is my favourite thread!
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